FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Travis McGee]

Do any of the women at Artemis offer anal -- and if so, what's the going rate?

[LshRoomer]

I just returned from an EU excursion and FKK was on the list. My intention was to visit two FKKs in order to compare but in the end I only made it to Artemis.

The short story for newbs (Pros will already know everything I'm about to say):

Reachability:

It a 5-10 minute walk from the train station and easy to get to. I started my mission from Potsdamer Platz and I got there in about 25 minutes.

Staff:

There were two women at the front when I arrived and no other men but me. They were nice, helpful, and explained pretty much all that I needed to know. Entry was the advertised 90 eu and if you want alcoholic drinks, you have to purchase tokens from the front for 10 eu a piece (soft drinks are free) Yes, each drink is 10 eu (even a beer). Even the lady in the men's room was nice and chatted me up. She's from Thailand and was generally nice.

Layout:

This has been discussed before, but I'll give the same info to make it "up to date". There are three floors. You start your experience on floor two. This is where the locker rooms are and the main bar and kitchen.

When you enter the bar area from the front where the stairway is, you will see a bar and plenty of seats around the bar area. During my stay (Friday 4 pm - 8 pm), this is where everyone was hanging out. It definitely gets more crowded as the night continues. As you go deeper into the room past the bar, there are more lounging chairs and at the rear is the kitchen. I didn't eat, but the food didn't look bad at all.

On the 1st floor (basement) is the swimming pool, another shower (more private and my preference), massage tables, porn theatre, and gym. And if you are wondering, the answer is yes, that you can get busy in the porn theater. I personally witnessed a BJ when I peeked in. During my time there, the 1st floor was dead (besides the BJ I witnessed LOL). It seemed to be more for relaxation, getting sleep, taking a swim, etc.

The 3rd floor is your destination if you want to have private time with one of the girls.

The girls:

I did multiple counts throughout the night to prepare for this write up. LOL. I was always able to count at least 15 girls each time and this excluded the girls in the stairway or in the rooms on the third floor. All the girls were nude, but with varying degrees. Meaning that some had no clothes, while other had lingerie that was either completely see through, crotchless, or had garter belts that were literally pieces of string. I did see a few wearing a towel, at times.

There are a high percentage of romanians and they don't fit one mold. Though there is a lot of plastic roaming about, there are natural girls there as well, but they are the minority. The friendliness of the girls vary. Some want you to touch them, some give you eskimo kisses (this happened to me), and some make a big deal if you touch them (I heard a romanian girl embarrass a guy for touching her for "free". What a *****).

If you are interested in a girl, it's probably best to make your intentions known and start the process, because if you don't she might get tied up for the next few hours and you won't get to bang her.

My experience:

I was there for a couple hours and took in the environment. I started with entry and was given a gray robe. It appears that there are different color robes that probably have some kind of code. It felt like a strip club where you were closer to the girls because you were naked too. After strolling around and taking in the sights and the space, I found a couch to chill on. I was approached by 2-3 girls and shut them down as they were not my type. I like natural and thin, and they weren't. I had a dinner date at 930, so I couldn't stay too long, but I didn't want to leave with a full sack. I found a bleach blond german girl named Mindy or Mandy that I was able to session with. She was easy to talk to and super chill. She didn't seem high or over professional; rather she seemed like she knew the system and just went with the flow. She quoted me 70 eu for normal CBJ wit multiple positions or 90 eu with BBBJ. I don't need a BBBJ or kissing, etc, so I went for the 70 eu with cif (extra), which totaled 120 eu. She was great in the room and she took the cif better than most. She didn't completely dodge it, but she wanted it around her mouth area instead of getting her face painted. I blasted on her face and left satisfied.

Final thoughts:

It was awesome to try. I have read that this isn't the best FKK in the bunch so I'll probably try another in the Frankfurt area when I get a chance. For me, GFE is still king and from what I've experienced, a GFE guy (like me) would do waaaaay better with a girl from SA. However, this is quite the experience and even GFE guys should give it a shot once.

02.

[Nooky Ninja]

Strange articles in local newspapers yesterday-court orders city to apologise for 2016 raid on Artemis. City has agreed, now they haggle over "damage" (5-20.000 EUR) money to be given to children charity. WTF?

https://m.bild.de/regional/berlin/be...ildMobile.html
https://www.zeit.de/news/2022-11/11/schadenersatzklage-nach-razzia-vergleich-gescheitert
https://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/streit-um-bordell-razzia-in-berlin-schadenersatzklage-der-artemis-betreiber-beschaftigt-weiter-die-justiz-8866207.
htmlhttps://www.morgenpost.de/berlin/article236889565/Richter-werfen-Justizverwaltung-Unverschaemtheit-vor.html

Ninja remember time well, huge raid, huge police and use of state legal resources, people thrown in prison for 4 months, damage to reputations and income, serious stress all around. All bullshit. And now just "entschuldigung" and here is some money for children? Very strange.

Maybe Art's managment just wants to be done with it, throw them a bone for good will, prevent further harassment. Or maybe other legal actions planned once apology made. Was shocking abusive display of state power, in city known for being open and free and wild and tolerant.

[Nooky Ninja]

Cumming at Artemis is good to prepare marathon? Breakfast but never room at Wellcum before Zoncolan, only when I return after, if I m able to find a desirable. Not more easy than to climb more than 20%.

Siri -Ninja read your comments for years. Honestly, most very difficult to understand. This one good example. No idea what it means. Others have mentioned this in past.

You have lots of experience that is good to share with readers. But think really better to first write in native French, and then use on line translator, then cut and paste translation here. Merci.

[Sirioja]

First off let me apologize for not dropping my review a little earlier. I got back from a holiday through Europe and upon arriving back home I got sick (not covid). Now I went to Artemis back at the end of September on a Saturday night, and let me say I had such a good time. All the information you guys gave on here was very helpful, so I thank you for that. When I first arrived everything was exactly how I had pictured it, there was a naked lady standing in the entrance, and a few by the showers. I changed and showered and at first I just wanted to walk around the location and see everything firsthand. I went down to the pool area, and checked out the movie theater. There weren't any ladies downstairs but I did have time to just sit and relax for a few minutes. I wanted to hit the steam room but it was a bit crowded.

The bar area:

I finally went upstairs to the bar area and this is where all the action was going on. I would say there was about 30 girls and about 60 guys, maybe a little less guys. I ordered a club soda at the bar, and took a seat to watch how things go down here. It didn't take long for a lady to approach me, and she was a Bulgarian with an attitude. I can't remember her name but she was a brunette who right away quoted me $100. When I asked what was included she said "sex with condom, and OWC". She was very demanding to the point where she said "it's now or never", which I told her "no, thank you". When this happened I thought I had screwed myself because all this happened where there was a few ladies, which I thought no way will they approach me now, they just saw me reject this girl. A few minutes passed and I was still just sitting there with girls passing by and not even noticing me. Until this girl approached me her name was Daria / Darla who is a brunette, she had fake boobs but not too big, they were the right size. She was nice, not demanding and was going over everything with me..

Cumming at Artemis is good to prepare marathon? Breakfast but never room at Wellcum before Zoncolan, only when I return after, if I m able to find a desirable. Not more easy than to climb more than 20%.

[Pistons]

The bar area:

I finally went upstairs to the bar area and this is where all the action was going on. I would say there was about 30 girls and about 60 guys, maybe a little less guys. I ordered a club soda at the bar, and took a seat to watch how things go down here. It didn't take long for a lady to approach me, and she was a Bulgarian with an attitude. I can't remember her name but she was a brunette who right away quoted me $100. When I asked what was included she said "sex with condom, and OWC". She was very demanding to the point where she said "it's now or never", which I told her "no, thank you".

There is a bunch of bulgarians at Artemis. I think I have been with most of them at least. Raisa and Aksena being the only ones among the bulgarians I saw a few months ago. But the Artemis bulgarians have a high average for looks among them, and in the room, they are some of the best. Aksena for example is incredible. It could have been anotehr one though, since I know at least 6 other bulgarians at Artemis also. But even though I have heard the "now or never" thing in the past, even from someone like the legendary czech Marketa, its nothing to worry about. You can still go back and say you changed your mind. They just don't want to have to talk to you for 30 minutes if you want to be undecided for those 30 minutes. LOL. Been there, done that alot of times.

[Nooky Ninja]

How busy is Artemis during the beginning of January?

Dead. Or as locals say "tote Hosen". Til mid Jan.

Locals mongers are broke from Christmas. Many E Orthodox girls are still on holidays. Of course you can always get lucky, and it is more chilled. But at the current prices, Ninja think much better with indies and local brothels.

[SargeBob22]

How busy is Artemis during the beginning of January?

[Yoan1983M]

First off let me apologize for not dropping my review a little earlier. I got back from a holiday through Europe and upon arriving back home I got sick (not covid). Now I went to Artemis back at the end of September on a Saturday night, and let me say I had such a good time. All the information you guys gave on here was very helpful, so I thank you for that. When I first arrived everything was exactly how I had pictured it, there was a naked lady standing in the entrance, and a few by the showers. I changed and showered and at first I just wanted to walk around the location and see everything firsthand. I went down to the pool area, and checked out the movie theater. There weren't any ladies downstairs but I did have time to just sit and relax for a few minutes. I wanted to hit the steam room but it was a bit crowded.

The bar area:

I finally went upstairs to the bar area and this is where all the action was going on. I would say there was about 30 girls and about 60 guys, maybe a little less guys. I ordered a club soda at the bar, and took a seat to watch how things go down here. It didn't take long for a lady to approach me, and she was a Bulgarian with an attitude. I can't remember her name but she was a brunette who right away quoted me $100. When I asked what was included she said "sex with condom, and OWC". She was very demanding to the point where she said "it's now or never", which I told her "no, thank you". When this happened I thought I had screwed myself because all this happened where there was a few ladies, which I thought no way will they approach me now, they just saw me reject this girl. A few minutes passed and I was still just sitting there with girls passing by and not even noticing me. Until this girl approached me her name was Daria / Darla who is a brunette, she had fake boobs but not too big, they were the right size. She was nice, not demanding and was going over everything with me.

First time: So she quoted me 70/30, I asked for BBBJ and she said it would be $90. I asked questions like what was allowed and she said no kissing in the mouth, which I was fine with. Once we went up to the room, she mentioned she would do CIM for another $10 so total was $100. Right off the start she had me lay on the bed and she started to go down on me, her BJ skills were fantastic, during this she asked if I wanted my prostate fingered which I smiled and said "no". She got on top of me and she started to ride me, she let out a few moans which I could tell some were a little fake but I didn't care. She kept riding me and during this she would tell me not to cum yet. Everything was great she had her tits right in my face and encouraged me to grab them. I asked if we could change position and she went right into doggy. I was ready to bust when we started fucking in doggy, her ass was perfect and she knew the right position to get in. As we're doing doggy, she kept reminding me not to finish, I didn't last long in doggy so I told her I was ready to cum. She had me lay down first, and what she did next was mind blowing. Before finishing me off, she put her ass right in my face and practically sat on me face. Then as she was doing this she started to give me oral till I finished. Now I will say the last time I had climaxed was a few days back so I went in there with a "loaded weapon". When I finished she said in her Bulgarian accent "ooh you cum too much, when was last time you cum?" She said I got a few shots in her hair which I couldn't see so wasn't sure. Overall, my first time was a blast and I'm glad I went with her. She wasn't demanding at all and made me few comfortable.

Now my mistake here is I went on the Saturday night before I ran the marathon so I couldn't stay too long. Unfortunately, I only had that one session, but I will say it was everything I expected and more. I plan to go again an I will make a whole day out of it next time. Again, thanks to everyone for the tips. They were all helpful.

[Tnttwo]

Others will disagree but personally I wouldn't bother with London if I were you. The EE girls are very hit and miss and the English girls are a lot more expensive, as a general rule 'you get what you pay for'. I haven't seen a girl in London for a long time, I'd rather go the the expense of paying the costs to go to FKK land or the likes of Barcelona, Vienna etc than go through the hassle of seeing a girl in London. I'd be interested to hear what you think of Prague, it was my favourite destination back in the day of Prague Bunnies. If the K5 brothel is still there I'd be making sure to spend an evening there.

I think that is fair, my few Diva experiences have been good and mixing in with a $400+ top end GFE independent on a trip makes London attractive to me but see how that could go wrong. Comparing with FKKs is definitely apples to oranges and not everyone could swing that or just prefer the FKK experience.

Will post my Prague experience over in their forum. I know K5 is closed, I plan on hitting Showpark and getting a massage at Rabbit Hall. The escort scene looks to be a complete disaster and the privat scene is dead. Their local review boards don't even bother because literally every ad is fake.

[Abox79]

Let me preface this review by saying this might be a combination of my evolving preferences towards sugar dating over brothels / FKKs / etc as well as preferences in women. * Fake boobs / lips / asses hiding mediocre physiques do nothing for me and 90% of the women there had 2 of 3. I went to Artemis twice when I was in Berlin and neither time was great. * The first was for their 17th birthday party. * It was completely packed with dudes Friday night, at least a 5:1 ratio and you could barely find a seat. * There were maybe 3 women in there I would take back, and I settled on a forgettable session with someone whose name I have completely forgotten but claimed to be Moroccan / German. The best parts of the evening was the catering having a whole ox strung up and the cute brunette doing the strip shows who quickly brushed me off with "only dancing" when I approached her near the bar.

Second trip the following Thursday was a better environment at least and the ladies were wandering nude unlike the previous trip. * Fewer dudes, about the same number of women as Friday, but an unfortunately similar ratio of my type. The one stand out, Miriam, a tall scrawny but athletic Romanian with perky tits gave off ice queen vibes but I needed some optics more than anything. * I was right, no kissing on the body allowed, whined that she was tired when I asked her to switch to riding me (I did notice she was very busy), but she got the job done. Some time in the hot tub and sauna and I was done, I will say the facilities were nice, too bad about having to hang out in the smoke filled bar area to hunt for a lady..

Apologies, forgot to thank you for your report. It's great when people submit comprehensive reports, be they good, bad or indifferent.

[Abox79]

Let me preface this review by saying this might be a combination of my evolving preferences towards sugar dating over brothels / FKKs / etc as well as preferences in women. * Fake boobs / lips / asses hiding mediocre physiques do nothing for me and 90% of the women there had 2 of 3. I went to Artemis twice when I was in Berlin and neither time was great. * The first was for their 17th birthday party. * It was completely packed with dudes Friday night, at least a 5:1 ratio and you could barely find a seat. * There were maybe 3 women in there I would take back, and I settled on a forgettable session with someone whose name I have completely forgotten but claimed to be Moroccan / German. The best parts of the evening was the catering having a whole ox strung up and the cute brunette doing the strip shows who quickly brushed me off with "only dancing" when I approached her near the bar.

Second trip the following Thursday was a better environment at least and the ladies were wandering nude unlike the previous trip. * Fewer dudes, about the same number of women as Friday, but an unfortunately similar ratio of my type. The one stand out, Miriam, a tall scrawny but athletic Romanian with perky tits gave off ice queen vibes but I needed some optics more than anything. * I was right, no kissing on the body allowed, whined that she was tired when I asked her to switch to riding me (I did notice she was very busy), but she got the job done. Some time in the hot tub and sauna and I was done, I will say the facilities were nice, too bad about having to hang out in the smoke filled bar area to hunt for a lady..

Others will disagree but personally I wouldn't bother with London if I were you. The EE girls are very hit and miss and the English girls are a lot more expensive, as a general rule 'you get what you pay for'. I haven't seen a girl in London for a long time, I'd rather go the the expense of paying the costs to go to FKK land or the likes of Barcelona, Vienna etc than go through the hassle of seeing a girl in London. I'd be interested to hear what you think of Prague, it was my favourite destination back in the day of Prague Bunnies. If the K5 brothel is still there I'd be making sure to spend an evening there.

[Tnttwo]

Let me preface this review by saying this might be a combination of my evolving preferences towards sugar dating over brothels / FKKs / etc as well as preferences in women. * Fake boobs / lips / asses hiding mediocre physiques do nothing for me and 90% of the women there had 2 of 3. I went to Artemis twice when I was in Berlin and neither time was great. * The first was for their 17th birthday party. * It was completely packed with dudes Friday night, at least a 5:1 ratio and you could barely find a seat. * There were maybe 3 women in there I would take back, and I settled on a forgettable session with someone whose name I have completely forgotten but claimed to be Moroccan / German. The best parts of the evening was the catering having a whole ox strung up and the cute brunette doing the strip shows who quickly brushed me off with "only dancing" when I approached her near the bar.

Second trip the following Thursday was a better environment at least and the ladies were wandering nude unlike the previous trip. * Fewer dudes, about the same number of women as Friday, but an unfortunately similar ratio of my type. The one stand out, Miriam, a tall scrawny but athletic Romanian with perky tits gave off ice queen vibes but I needed some optics more than anything. * I was right, no kissing on the body allowed, whined that she was tired when I asked her to switch to riding me (I did notice she was very busy), but she got the job done. Some time in the hot tub and sauna and I was done, I will say the facilities were nice, too bad about having to hang out in the smoke filled bar area to hunt for a lady.

Outside there was a young American dude yelling into his phone to one of his mates that he had found the greatest place on earth. * I'm happy for him. I think I'm done with Europe budget mongering (did Austria late last year too, equally mediocre). Either it isn't what it was pre-COVID or I've changed. * Scandallo was a hell of a lot of fun earlier this year and Brazil has tons of reasonably priced outcall escorts while Berlin / Prague look to be 100% fakes. I'm sticking to Brazil, sugaring or locales with solid escort populations (Looking at you London, Barcelona, Madrid).

Off to Prague before heading home, will see if anything there changes my mind.

[Sb1990]

My recent trip was on a Wednesday (lingerie day), which also happened to be BBQ day. This time I took the FEX (Flughafen Express?) from underneath * 1&2 at Brandenburg to Central station and then changed platform for S41/42 ringbahn to Westkreuz. All nicely signposted.

I arrived early enough for there still to be really tasty omelette left for breakfast. It was 38 see, so didn't bother going outside as I assumed there would be no one out there. There is now a mouthwash dispenser with small cups by the changing room sink, which I think is really useful.

After maybe an hour of chilling in the lounge with hardly any girls around, I decided to go for a walk and discovered that 10 of them were outside sunbathing naked by the pool. It was a fun atmosphere with music and BBQ food eventually being served. Around 20 other men by the pool were just staring at the hottest girls, one guy even ordered champagne for them. But no one seemed to be interested in fucking. The hottest girl there caught me staring at her naked but I didn't fancy approaching her in front of 20 other guys watching. I ate some BBQ beef, chicken and chips by the pool and eventually went inside for a session with a girl I've been with before.

Violetta (ROM) - Tall, really busty and curvy without being fat, black hair, facially 6/10. I knew from previous experience that she wouldn't rush and delivered a really nice and slow covered BJ to completion. First session is always a quick one, so I prefer not to rush it. 70.

Just can't imagine how much cum you produce. LOL. Loved to read it full.

[PinballMachine]

I went to Artemis 8 days ago.

I arrived like 13.30, paid the 90 for the entrance and received the band, another rfid wristband and a wine color bathrobe. I mention the color because I suspect the color they chose for you is related to your nationality or something.

So inside its a big place there is a room with lockers, bath and showers, you can leave your stuff in the locker assigned to you, it can be opened only with the rfidwristband.

Since the entrance a grl was close to the reception and she took me to show all the club and she tried to take me upstairs to get a service, she got really mad when I say to her that I didn't want to go there (yet) she insisted and I said: the thing is that I don't want to be with you, so she got more angry and left. She was of the type of a tall girl medium, fake big tits and maybe fake big ass. I didn't accepted because its not my type at all and because I didn't yet see the others; anyway her fake ass was attractive and she catched me many times watching it.

After that I went to the bar, In there you will find the biggest quantity of girls, I entered with some shame and discretely because it looked (firstly) like a place to see and pick someone. At that moment there were like 10-15 girls there, more than the 80% with fake boobs and lips, but with good shape in general. I was looking for someone super white with beautiful eyes normal tits and ass and not so heavy but didn't find someone at that time.

Then I went outside of the bar and feeling that you can't be in the bar if you are not drinking or picking a girl, honestly I don't drink nothing more than wine, so I left.

In the corridor and the stairs, a lot of girls aproached me, some of them kind and others like pushing a lot to pick her to go upstairs. Because the day is starting they chase you a lot and its a little bit uncomfortable. The clasic chat is there is your name, my name where are you from where I am and if you want to go upstairs if not when and why. What I learn from this is that if you say later they will push you again very soon if you say I don't want to be with you then she will not bother again but she will get a little bit upset.

So I went downstairs and there you can find the pool, the gym, the private jacuzzi, the sauna, the porn cinema (a very poor projector with less thant 70 inch screen and 3 rows of seats) and an exit to the solarium and the restaurant.

Great report JoakimG! Thank you.