Thread: FKK Artemis - Berlin
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08-10-23 16:13 #12654
Posts: 459I wish you got her name. I'm at Artemis now and would like to avoid her. So far, I agree with what you said. Not a great lineup. Especially after seeing Sharks and Oase. And also coming from Thailand. It could be the timing, as I got here at 4:30 pm. Hopefully, things will pick up after 6 pm. I can't even enjoy the food because there's no food served between 3 pm-6 pm. In the meantime, I'll look through this thread and see if there are any notable mentions.
Originally Posted by JimmyBowl [View Original Post]
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08-10-23 07:38 #12653
Posts: 55Not suitable for sex
Went to Artemis yesterday, 1st time in Berlin.
The club is very nice, large, has great facilities and nice food. I liked the club.
The girls though. What a train wreck. Ranging from 3 to 6, with an occasional 7. Very poor lineup.
I chose one of the 6's and took her to the room, which was very nice. But she wasn't nice at all. She has her "routine" where she wastes all the time, doesn't let you touch her properly (I'm not a GFE type but can I at least gently caress her body? Shouts at you in Romanian and bosses you around.
I just wanted her to lay down and let me touch her. This modest request ended in Romanian shouting and me leaving the room without even getting hard.
She then "explained" it's normal here and in Berlin as well. I believe her since there were many locals in the club and they know what to expect.
5 stars for the club.
0 stars for the girls.
If this is by any way normal in Berlin, don't even come to this city.
Not even close to Frankfurt / Cologne.
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08-07-23 21:14 #12652
Posts: 108Originally Posted by Clone8884 [View Original Post]
What other clubs have you been to in Europe? Try Sharks Frankfurt if you haven't already.
Make sure to follow the dress code for KitKat and line up early if you are going on a Saturday.
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08-07-23 09:36 #12651
Posts: 76Wow
This is the best brothel I have been to which doesn't mean much since I have only been to a few. But it blows away anything in Tijuana. I loved lounging at the pool and of course having sex. First girl I fucked we did it in the movie theatre room near the bar. It was 90 euro for sex, kissing and BBBJ. I was fucking her on one of those beds while porn was playing on the big screen. Then some guy came in and started watching me fuck her. He started playing with himself and me and him locked eyes as I am fucking her doggy.
I fucked another girl for 100 euro after, blonde girl from russia. She was ok, sort of mechanical but that's fine.
I are eally enjoyed this place and wish I went earlier in the day so I could hang out longer. I will visit again the next time I am in Berlin. I also will go to kitkat.
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08-07-23 08:06 #12650
Posts: 504Originally Posted by EdwardQ [View Original Post]
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08-06-23 17:38 #12649
Posts: 408Originally Posted by EdwardQ [View Original Post]
I don't think you need to register to use the site.
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08-06-23 17:34 #12648
Posts: 408Originally Posted by RoyPunter [View Original Post]
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08-06-23 15:38 #12647
Posts: 57Help explain Lusthaus website
Maybe it's just my lack of techno knowledge. But I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong on the Lusthaus website. Under the Berlin section, when I click on it, it's just a blank page. Sometimes I can view a posting when it's in German, but I know fuck-all German. But even just now, even in German, the page shows up blank. I scroll down and see nothing but white. People reference this site for info on FKK, kino, etc. , and it's driving me crazy that I can't see anything. What am I doing wrong? Is it my own browser setting or is there a magic button on Lusthaus that allows you to see the posts? Yes, I am logged in and registered. Is it a matter of paying a fee? I'll be in Berlin in a week and the info on ISG is thin or outdated. Hitting desperation mode. I appreciate the help brothers.
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08-06-23 14:07 #12646
Posts: 108Originally Posted by Kib123 [View Original Post]
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08-02-23 07:44 #12645
Posts: 504Originally Posted by SanPedro [View Original Post]
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07-31-23 03:13 #12644
Posts: 26Early visiting time
Hi, does it make sense visiting Artemis in early hours (11 am - 4 pm)? How is the line up at these times? How many girls and customers? Is it right to assume that girls will be more relaxed and nicer?
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07-30-23 18:04 #12643
Posts: 599Originally Posted by Kib123 [View Original Post]
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07-29-23 23:14 #12642
Posts: 6422Artemis Smokeout
Originally Posted by Kib123 [View Original Post]
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07-29-23 22:36 #12641
Posts: 623Originally Posted by PeterTaylor [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Trader80 [View Original Post]
I find Lusthaus to be very good as a fact checker for BerlinIntim ads. OTOH, if you just start in Lusthaus and read the Berlin sub thread, there are at least a half dozen ladies in Berlin who have good reviews in July. Several. If I remember- offer 30 minute sessions.
Again, it's hard to point you in any direction without having commonality in taste or knowing where you are staying. OK i just wandered over to Lusthaus and found 3 good reviews.... Luiza, Juliana, Anna Jackpot. A couple massage ladies etc. If you find them and think, nah, not my type, or too tall/too short etc, you'll realize why FKK recommendations make it easier to share.
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07-29-23 21:20 #12640
Posts: 408First Artemis visit impression
I'm very familiar with German FKK scene, mostly from experience in Frankfurt. However, been away from Germany in while. Apparently Artemis is the only game in town so I had to knock it off my bucket list.
Place is clean and well maintained. Two electronic lockers available, one for valuables and a bigger one for clothes. Men wear robe provided at entrance, ladies are all nude. Multiple saunas, a hot tub, swimming pool, small gym with mostly weights are among amenities.
Buffet was decent and frequently replenished, with chicken, beef, vegetarian something and plenty of salad options, plus some yogurt and dessert all part of entry fee. Not better or worse than I've seen elsewhere. Soft drinks included in entry fee, alcohol was 10 euros each.
The bar area where most people were had a live strip show for most of the night. One thing I didn't like is the smoking in the most important space available to size up talent. This can make it hard to properly mix and mingle given only desperate ladies seemed to venture out into the non smoking spaces to hassle prospects.
The place wasn't as busy as I had expected for a Fri night, considering it apparently lacks competition. I estimated about 30-35 ladies and maybe a similar number of men. Talent quality wasn't to my taste, most had fake titties, and quite a bunch had fake lips, too much of battle hardened lineup. However quite a few were hot, young and natural. Like other FKKs, most are Romanian.
I sessioned twice, with an exotic from S. America and a Romanian. Both were good considering the non GFE nature of such environment. Very good BBBJ, especially from the Romanian- she even offered light FK. Standard rate is e70 per session, but almost all ladies will upsell BBBJ for e20, some have additional options.
Overall a decent place to unwind, especially if you are a smoker.