FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Norjan]

Girls: if you're into blondes (real or fake), the club's line up on Wed night was outstanding.

Can't wait

I really, really, really, hope this will be the case on september 8-9 as well.

What about eye colour? Where there many of the blondes that had blue eyes?


Norjan

[Norjan]

[QUOTE=Woof Woof Club is easily accessible from central Berlin via public transit on any of the three S-bahn lines (S3, S5 or S75). [/QUOTE]


What about S7? Thought I should take S7 from Zoo-garden?


Norjan

[Vostro000]

Kathleen, did she kiss or not?

[Nille Copenhagen]

I did have a chat with the german guy who gave me the massage. He had worked at Artemis since the opening.

He also confirmed that the construction outside is for the outdoor pool and garden and more rooms(probably like in GT). It will be finish by next year.

[Nille Copenhagen]

I've just came back home from Artemis.

I'm tired and need some sleep. I might write a longer report later.

I was there from 3pm until the party ended at 5am. Had massage, hang out with some new friends, relaxed and fucked a lot.

Girls I fucked:

Viginia or Nina ? nice blond Czech, nice face and body, A-option.
Sara Spain, PSE
Loridanna Rom, sweet girl
Hanna Polen, sweet girl, GFE
Jennifer Rep. Dom, fun girl with a lot of dirty talk i spanish. PSE
Daniella Austia, sweet girl, nice att. GFE

They were all fantistic for me, I had a lot of fun i the room with the girls.

I was lucky or I had choose them wisely, who knows.

Kasia tall fake blond, nice body big boobs, face so so from Polen.

I had a talk with her a few times and she asked immediately to go to the room, so I had my doubt and did not go. Later closed to 4am I ask her if she want some fun and she said she was waiting for a guest, but I did not see her going with anyone.

Have anyone sample her or knows her sevice level ? I might sample next time.

I'll be back at Artmeis 29th Sep. for the birthday party.

Nille

[Woof Woof]

Work brought me to beautiful Berlin this past week and I made sure my evenings were blocked out for the pilgrimage to this renowned destination on the west side of town. Club is easily accessible from central Berlin via public transit on any of the three S-bahn lines (S3, S5 or S75). Got to the club between 18:00-19:00h both nights and did the requisite Angus' walk of shame from the Westkreuz station to the club--thanks AM. Atmosphere was relaxed and the club never felt overpopulated on either night. On Thursday night at 1am, there was some wait for rooms but it was no more than 10 min and the waiting time was quality time spent with the girl on one of the small sofas on the second floor away from the bar on the first floor.

Girls: if you're into blondes (real or fake), the club's line up on Wed night was outstanding. Wed night was also dessous tag. First session of the evening was with Daniella, a small and thin, platinum-blonde from Austria. Daniella is fair-skinned, has no tattoos and is tight. Service was above expectations and I repeated with her the following night. Up until then, I've done girls from all eastern and central European countries except Austria so now my geography lessons for that part of Europe are complete . Later, I was approached by a couple of German blondes from Hamburg, Jane and Pia. Jane is the taller of the two while Pia is a bit thicker in the legs. They wanted to do a duo but I was only turned on by Jane so off to the zimmer we went. Excellent bbbj, rest of service average, only LFK briefly and pro attitude so I would not repeat. For a change of pace, I did go with a brunette, Nina (.cz, 1.60m, tanned, blue eyes, tattoos on lower back). Her service is PSE, pretty much does everything including anal. But I only partook of the CIM option. Also did a Hungarian blonde, Maria who used to work at GT and LR. Cute face, nice ass, friendly, good service but nothing outstanding.

My best experience of the trip was with Kathleen (.de, 1.68m, natural b/c cups) a real blonde beauty with green eyes. Kathleen is easy to spot, vertical Chinese characters tats on back as well as another bigger typical tattoo on lower back. The service is pure GFE, personality is natural, easy going and very classy. Took her for a total of three sessions on this trip. I'm glad I don't live in Berlin. Risk of addiction is high with this girl.

Facilities: Artemis is rather unique in that it has a gym downstairs that's fully equipped with free weights and machines. I saw a couple of guys from the staff built like Arnold in his heyday so they must be the primary users of the gym there. The facilities are clean with attentive staff to tidy things up. You get value for your money in the wellness area. I like the 90 degrees sauna (in addition to the 60 degrees and turkish saunas) and the quality professional massage downstairs. It's also great that they have a no-smoking policy for all of the downstairs area including in the kino and in the rooms between the kino and the weight room. Note: there's also another kino on the first floor bar area. However, the food is below average and far below the standard set by GT. There's no BBQ. There's also no garden but that will change as there's construction going now for an outdoor pool and garden. I also don't like the fact that they charge 10 EUR for alcoholic beverages and that you have to buy chips to exchange for drinks at the bar. This, on top of what is the highest FKK entry fee.

[Angus Magee]

Is the light in the rooms adjustable?

As far as I know all the rooms are equipped with dimmer switches. The girls generally are in control and tend to prefer softer, lower lighting. IME

[Norjan]

Is the light in the rooms adjustable?

It didn't cross my mind last time.


Norjan

[Kimino]

It will be my second visit.

There is the IFA-messe those days, hopefully not crowded?

Norjan

It's also Berlin music week and quite a few of events going on.

Nice!

[Angus Magee]

As Havahopeful reports it might not be that suited for ALL monger TOURISTS: many people (like myself) that have visited Brazil, Colombia, Thailand, Philipines etc are used to a more stripclub/disco atmosphere with louder music, party feeling, drinks and more flirting before choosing girls. The FKK experience is different, more fuck focused. It might be a matter of context and culture: in Germany the FKK style is more successful + the girls need to bring in more money as the cost of living is so high in Germany, they can't spend an hour on chatting and flirting.

If you do like the party atmosphere remember that each club has its' own feel & culture, and even this changes depending on the night. If you like this atmosphere you might consider a trip to Oase near to Frankfurt. There it is set up more as a disco and they have regular party nights. Artemis has much more the feel of a gentlemen's club.

I think alcohol is still pretty dear at Oase but they do serve cocktails on party nights and, as I remember, actually let the guests have their drinks in actual glasses. You might like to have a look on the Oase thread where recently the whole pros & cons of party nights were discussed (I think it was the Oase thread?)

And I have to say, while I am not entirely certain that it was not due to my familiarity with the Artemis line up, I found the over all hotness quotient of the Oase girls to be a bit higher than that of Artemis. That is there were more young hotties running around it seemed.
AM

[Wiild]

Thanks AM, yeah it might be a wise business decisions by the owners to not focus on alcohol, it seems most customers are businessmen who drive there, spend 2-4 hours, relax, eat, and fuck 1-2 girls before going home to the family.

As Havahopeful reports it might not be that suited for ALL monger TOURISTS: many people (like myself) that have visited Brazil, Colombia, Thailand, Philipines etc are used to a more stripclub/disco atmosphere with louder music, party feeling, drinks and more flirting before choosing girls. The FKK experience is different, more fuck focused. It might be a matter of context and culture: in Germany the FKK style is more successful + the girls need to bring in more money as the cost of living is so high in Germany, they can't spend an hour on chatting and flirting.

[Angus Magee]

Hi Hava...,

Many thanks for the report. A few comments on your observations if I may.

1. The girls get immediately down to business and push you to session with them when they approach you. I never really exchanged more than 2-3 minutes of conversation before I was forced to make a decision. In termas I have hung out with girls for over an hour before sessioning. Most girls with the exception of the 1 german girl I sessioned with didn't have a good command of english and I don't speak german. In contrast I speak decent portuguese so this could be the cause of the problem but I didn't notice girls chitchatting for very long with any guys in the place.

Artemis is a place where the girls push. Not always but often. It is not a particularly easy place to find the GFE unless you spend more than an afternoon there, have good inside intel, or have a fair amount of experience in German FKK. There is, I feel, a certain culture in the FKK that while it does differ from club to club, also has some across the board similarities. Basically you have to learn to look for early warning signs of substandard service and bail if you see it no matter how hot the girl. Or just take the optifuck route. Patience and the ability to just hang out and wait, observing, is your best friend at a club like Artemis. A stiff dick that has drained your big head of blood and the ability to consider options spells disaster.

. There wasn't much diversity in the type of women. Almost every girl I spoke with was eastern european with my first session being the 1 exception and most were blond. Maybe the girls get more diverse or better at busier times I left by 8 pm.

The main evening line up would be there by 20:00. But you may have been noticing that the August line up is a bit weak. Holiday time in Berlin. The girls should be arriving over the next three weeks or so. A visit on a busy weekend night at a busy time of year or during a Messe, will have a much more diverse line up and more stunners.

The thing with FKK is that they do have rhythms and tides. That is the girls come and go, the amount of business effects the line up and maybe even the damn moon does its' thing if you know what I mean. They maybe well stocked fishing holes, but the prize girls, the GFEs, are still elusive and need to be coaxed out, appreciated and carefully released. It is my duty, as a monger among many, to keep the girls happy and feeling beautiful. This way when the next monger arrives, the young lady is that much more likely to give it up in a GFE fashion. That is my excuse anyway.

AM

[Nille Copenhagen]

Sorry for the double post as I think I loss the first one,

On short notice:

Anyone going to Artemis today Friday 20th, I'll be there from 3pm -3am
I would be nice to meet some from from ISG.

Please leave a note at the reception for Nille Copenhagen or we could meet at the reception at 7 pm.

[Angus Magee]

Hey guys, I am visiting Berlin in mid sept, last time I visited Artemis but I am doubtful if I will do it this time. The problem is that I like partying a little bit; drinking and flirting while getting slightly drunk before the "real action" :-) Last time I was at Artemisn they only had crap beer and it was 10 euros/small glass and you could not pay at the bar, you had to purchase tokens at the entrance!

Is it still the same system/pricing and what do you guys do - do you stay sober?

Yes it is the same. Artemis is not the place to go to drink. The beer is a garden variety Heineken on tap served in plastic tumblers. It is as if (and I actually believe this to be the case) they do not want to encourage drinking as along with booze often comes the agressive behavior associated with booze. Not saying all drinkers are like this but some are. When you have 80 or so naked hookers trying to ply their trade, best leave the booze out of the mix unless a guy wants to pay.

Myself, I am fine with this sate of affairs. When I monger I monger and drinking is not an issue. My interest in alcohol as inebriant ended some years back. I will on occasion have a drink and even on a rarer occasion get drunk, as happened at my recent King George visit that you can read about in the Berlin thread.

If drinking is really important to your good times you could try one of the other Berlin bars (La Folie, and a couple of others whose names escape me) but I am afraid that while having greater variety of booze the price is not that much better. I could be mistaken in this.As I say, I am not interested in booze so do not always take a close look.

Or you could take your mongering dollars and head to a NRW club (near Cologne or Dusseldorf) where beer at least is available often included in the entry fee. That is an option unless you are here in Berlin for other reasons such as business.


Am

[Havahopeful]

Went to Artemis for my first FKK on the first Saturday in August. I have never been to an FKK before but am a frequent Terma visitor in Rio and know Colombia quite well.

I would say the ratio was about 1 to 1 guys to girls and that most girls were in the 6.5-7.5 range with a few 6s and 8s available.

For first timers the price was 80 euro entrance which included softdrinks and juices and a food bufffet at 6 pm. 30 minutes with a girl included bbj and coverfed sex was an additional 60 euros. Alcoholic drinks are 10 euro whether it is for a beer or mixed drink (which were not very strong)

As compared to my Terma's visits I was very impressed with the quality of the facilities at Artemis. The pool, tubs, workout room and saunas were all great. I was unfortunately alone when I went but I think it would be a great place to spend the day with some buddies.

My biggest dissapointment with Artemis as a whole are the following:

1. The girls get immediately down to business and push you to session with them when they approach you. I never really exchanged more than 2-3 minutes of conversation before I was forced to make a decision. In termas I have hung out with girls for over an hour before sessioning. Most girls with the exception of the 1 german girl I sessioned with didn't have a good command of english and I don't speak german. In contrast I speak decent portuguese so this could be the cause of the problem but I didn't notice girls chitchatting for very long with any guys in the place.

2. There wasn't much diversity in the type of women. Almost every girl I spoke with was eastern european with my first session being the 1 exception and most were blond. Maybe the girls get more diverse or better at busier times I left by 8 pm.

I first sessioned with a 20 year old really tight bodied German girl from Hamburg. BBJ and good sex, althought no real GFE. I came after about 15 minutes and she claimed it was a one pop a session rule which I understood to not be the case. I didn't really argue the point as I new I wouldn't have enough time to recover so I just had her give me a massage for the rest of the time. She was the only girl I met that spoke english very well.

My second session was with a Ukrainian girl that looked middle eastern. She was the most affectionate of all the girls I saw in the lounge and had a very sexy face. We had a great vibe in the lounge together and we eventually went into the movie room where she gave me a bbj which was great. After that we went into one of the rooms with a curtain by the workout room at which point her attitude completely changed. She started complaining about pain, about wanting to suck it more instead of fucking. That I fuck too hard and am to big. To her credit although she wined quite a bit she really did work hard to get me off. But hearing her whinning just killed it for me.

In all I spent 200 Euro and had a very nice day which would have been much better if I went with some friends and/or spoke German. I would go to an FKK again but Artemis definitely from what I saw can't compare to the fun level or gfe at a Termas