FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Mr Ho]

I can second this. Went there yesterday on Friday and stayed from 3 to 8 pm. Went home unfucked.

I had hoped for Katharina from Bulgaria but she was not there.

Maybe some girls are on extended orthodox Easter holiday.

8 PM is when the night shift picks up at artemis and it is more night shift club though, but artemis also has the side of being the only museum in the world for plastic monsters LOL! But between those plastic monsters, one might be lucky to find one or two stunners LOL! There used to be three to five stunners back in early 2010's, but lately the collection at plastic monster museum stick to its name LOL!

[Nooky Ninja]

I am planning on Artemis to actually limit risks, COVID I do not really consider a risk for myself. I think of Artemis as a safe place in terms of getting, cheated, robbed or beaten up. That makes me hesitant to go to private apartments.

Nothing in life is 100% safe-crossing the street etc. But private apartments and apartment bordellos are completely safe here. Not NYC, London, Paris, Moscow. Plus over years, Artemis has had its own share of bizarre events as any local can confirm. Rare shootings in parking lot; some brawls in changing room; the surprise, unnecessary 2016 police raid where everyone's ID checked. On Covid side, Berlin case & hospital data clearly confirm under 40 yr olds dominate now, with still 2-3000 new cases per day (and these understate actual due to reporting issues).

Spending many hours in smokey, poor ventilated room, girls with 10+ guys per day in very close proximity with unknown testing and case history, and both girls and guests are above average risk takers, etc. It is sad but Artemis very different now from its glory days 2008-2016. Berlin apartments have more German local girls, more local guys both with more chance of being fully vaccinated, not pressure to have sex 10-15 times per day, less chance of bringing disease by mixing with people from all over world, etc. Risk profile is very different. Of course apartments have different vibe, no lounging for hours, no sports studio, no food. But 5-10 good choices, easy to find one. More erotic, less sex factory feel. Girls for sure more relaxed.

Given all this, given prices, quality issues reported here almost daily, if you want P4S in Berlin now, apartments have big safety and price / quality advantages. IMHO too soon to visit Artemis. Weather needs to be much warmer to drive Covid risks down, and allow mostly staying outside in open air. Maybe June. But this will not change price & quality issues. Compare choices with e. G. Berlinintim site and others, all discussed on ISG Berlin thread and Bobo's pulling together apartment bordello reviews.

[Pharisaer]

Club was packed with a ratio of maybe 5:1 guys to girls, tons of Italian and British tourists.

Thanks for your report. Artemis' made for tourists, that's nothing new. A ratio of 5:1 sounds really bad.

I had hoped for Katharina from Bulgaria but she was not there.

She will return soon. Maybe you should give yourself another chance to catch her.

[Toto001]

Amira (Romanian, blonde, fake tits): horrendous experience, waste of money, probably the worst service I've had in years. Avoid at all costs.

Club was packed with a ratio of maybe 5:1 guys to girls, tons of Italian and British tourists. Lineup was horrible, hardly anything good to choose from, and very few girls to begin with.

Overall disappointing experience. Sharks is much better at this point, will not be back at Artemis anytime soon. During the height of the pandemic it was much better.

I can second this. Went there yesterday on Friday and stayed from 3 to 8 pm. Went home unfucked.

I had hoped for Katharina from Bulgaria but she was not there.

Maybe some girls are on extended orthodox Easter holiday.

[Nono321]

Amira (Romanian, blonde, fake tits): horrendous experience, waste of money, probably the worst service I've had in years. Avoid at all costs.

Club was packed with a ratio of maybe 5:1 guys to girls, tons of Italian and British tourists. Lineup was horrible, hardly anything good to choose from, and very few girls to begin with.

Overall disappointing experience. Sharks is much better at this point, will not be back at Artemis anytime soon. During the height of the pandemic it was much better.

On which day you gave it a visit please?

[Hktj26]

Amira (Romanian, blonde, fake tits): horrendous experience, waste of money, probably the worst service I've had in years. Avoid at all costs.

Club was packed with a ratio of maybe 5:1 guys to girls, tons of Italian and British tourists. Lineup was horrible, hardly anything good to choose from, and very few girls to begin with.

Overall disappointing experience. Sharks is much better at this point, will not be back at Artemis anytime soon. During the height of the pandemic it was much better.

[Pharisaer]

Thank you, and what are the prices currently? 70 base? How much extra BBBJ? How much extra CIM?

Entrance 90 E. Girls 70 E per 30 minutes. Upsell BBBJ 20 E, CIM 50 E.

Any idea about the price for cumming twice per 30 minutes?

IMHO there's no fixed rule. In a 30 minute session you're usually allowed to cum once. You will pay for 30 minutes afterwards, so you don't have to leave after cumming, but no second cumshot allowed. Maybe it's a good idea to ask the girl in advance.

[Karlgnter2]

The entrance fee is 80 Euros (40 for taxi drivers and pensioners on Sundays and Mondays); half an hour sex costs 60 Euros.

[Hktj26]

Expect roundabout 60 girls at peak between 6 pm and 10 pm.

Thank you, and what are the prices currently? 70 base? How much extra BBBJ? How much extra CIM?

[Nono321]

Hello guys,

Any idea about the price for cumming twice per 30 minutes?

[Pharisaer]

Thinking of going to Artemis this weekend. How many girls are there on average at the peak? Is it worth it? Thanks!

Expect roundabout 60 girls at peak between 6 pm and 10 pm.

[Hktj26]

Thinking of going to Artemis this weekend. How many girls are there on average at the peak? Is it worth it? Thanks!

[RaphaelVolts]

Hello everyone,

I am a Indian male (35 y) currently in Poland, where I have been hobbying for the last 4 months, averaging around 2 SWs per month. Been using eurogirlsescort.com for incall only, I find now that the picking are pretty slim if you want to go to a verified provider, and even then your experience might not be too the mark and even a bit too costly at times, and even some of the verified have faces hidden in the ads or barely speak English at all (more common with providers from outside Poland, all polish providers I've met speak impeccable English). So then recently I read about FKK clubs and I am truly intrigued, there is something about ordering from what's displayed at the counter in a restaurant, than just ordering from a menu. As you can already see if the food looks to your liking or not. The taste is another thing but already the looks satisfy kind of a thing. So I am just looking for a bit of guidance from my more experienced fellow hobbyists.

I am planning on visiting the club around 10 pm and staying till I can. Or should I go earlier? If I find a good lineup (will I in May?) I would like to smoke already 4 of them, or may be even try threesome. What do you guys suggest I should look forward to spending? I really like BBBJs so that will be a must. But I really don't know if I, being a dark skinned Asian, will even be entertained or not. Really looking for some pointers from ye experienced ones.

[AlexFlipuc]

At the bar sat an Italian girl with too much make up. Mid late 30's. Dark hair. Fish nets.

I've had her, you dodged a bullet. I like the older dirty working girl look and she looked early 40's to me. 70 is the base, and then 25 for BBBJ and kissing. Nothing all that special and you're better off with a better looking woman.

She hustled me in a strange way, but its part of the game, so I just let it go. I popped and she upsold 20 for another pop, she was the last stop of the night so I figured whatever. She got into 69 position but standing with my head between her feet and squatting up and down so I could see her pussy while she jerked me off to get me hard for the last pop. I saw a look of judgment on her face as well when I started licking her ass but she let me keep going.

When I was ready and hard again, I pushed her slightly off but she kept jerking and pressed behind my balls against my prostate to make me pop and then wanted another 20 for another pop. That was a shady pro hooker trick, but she earned it. Lesson learned.

I don't know if anyone else has licked a 40 year old prostitute's asshole and got scammed by her at the same time, but I'll admit to it. It was memorable, although a bit humiliating.

[Tintin1]

Yeah, YMMV. I remember. But (sorry don't want to harm you) it sounds silly. See Ninjas post below, quite good points. I'll check it & report back.

Yes, I agree with his logic. I did not say I used the short term, just that it was offered to me. (How they know, How they track you etc, don't care). I think the 3 of us agree we wouldn't'; t use this option. I merely was stating what happened when I arrived at the front desk. In Palace in Frankfurt I arrived at 4:55 and they gave me the before 5 discount. 25 euros for the entire night. If there hadn't been two of us, I would probably have arrived at 7 which is my usual time, but for 50 Euros, we had a couple drinks, and chatted watching the girls. It was better than the hotel lobby and ultimately the discount covered our drinks.

Again, you all speak logically. But when I'm in a room of 2 dozen naked women, logic for me is useless. I know what I SHOULD DO, but somehow my dick often controls my brain and my wallet.