FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Ulver]

Sorry, but I don't understand this sentence! Does this mean that mentioned services are supposed to be included in the 60?.

80 E for 30 min.

[PinballMachine]

Sorry, but I don't understand this sentence! Does this mean that mentioned services are supposed to be included in the 60?

80430?

Blue.

80 Euros for 30 minutes.

[Blue Swede]

Several girls said that all are told BBBJ Kissing, DATY 80430, across the board.

Sorry, but I don't understand this sentence! Does this mean that mentioned services are supposed to be included in the 60€?

80430?

Blue.

[Kieliuss]

Long time lurker here. I've got a lot of great information from this site over the years so decided I should start adding my reports to give a little back.

I was in Berlin for work last week and decided on Thursday night (30th January) to take a trip to Artemis. To be honest I was pretty tired even before going, but I always try to visit at least once when in Berlin. I arrived around 9 pm and left around 12.30. When I arrived the place was already full, probably 50 girls in the bar area alone and a similar number of guys. The lineup looked pretty good. Very few 10/10 stunners but many girls that I'd rate 7-8 out of 10. Lots of variation in age, shape and plastic. A few girls were pushy but I told them no thanks and that did the trick. In the time I was there I had two sessions. Honestly I cannot for the life of me remember the girls names, so some other forum members may be able to help:

(1) A blonde Ukrainian, she was sitting on the left side of the bar and called me over as I was walking past. She was tall (probably 175 cm without heels), natural see-the cup boobs, probably mid-30's. She wouldn't have been my first choice but she seemed enthusiastic at the bar and I never like to wait too long to get my first shot off. First, the good: she had a great body with nice bouncy boobs, which were a delight to watch in doggy or with her on top. Then, the bad, of which there is a lot: she kept holding her hand around the base of my cock, both when giving BJ and when fucking, so that it was impossible to push deep into her at all. I don't know if this is a new tactic but I never experienced it before. She also let out the most ridiculous screams of 'OH YEAH BABY' that I've ever heard, honestly I know that the girls have to fake it but this was just comically bad acting. It was actually tough to hold it together. Nonetheless, it eventually got the job done, 60430.

(2) After a relatively short recovery I saw an absolute beauty at the bar and I knew I had to have her before someone else. She was with a friend and tried to tempt me into a three-way (and I was verrry tempted), but in the end I decided to just take her up to the room alone. She was probably late 20's, black hair, an amazingly beautiful face, huge and perky the-cup boobs (they were fake, but not in-your-face-fake). She said she was from Germany but I suspect otherwise. Unfortunately my German is not up to scratch to test her. We initially decided on a 30-minute session, which started with an incredible BJ (lots of tongue action), then her on top (what a sight), missionary, then doggy. Doggy was the only downside of the whole session. She would push back into me and make it hard to really get a good rhythm going. Unfortunately my little chap was too tired and couldn't get the deed done in 30 mins, so we extended to 60 mins. After some more positions it was clearly going to be an uphill (although very enjoyable) battle so she took the condom off and finished me off with a fantastic oily HJ onto her boobs (for 50 extra). In total the session was 170 euros but definitely worth it. Both for the incredible visuals and her handling skills.

After those two sessions I hung around a little more but nothing quite took my fancy, so I left a bit early. I'll be back next time I'm in Berlin for sure.

[Danny227]

Never, ever pay for services you have not received! Whether that be because the girl chose not to perform them, or you decided that ultimately you did not want them. I get extremely annoyed at these short-term thinking, non-customer focused, desperate tutes! I've even had some stand there and say that I owe them a session because they stood there and talked to me for a few minutes. Get out of here! Anybody pulls this kind of thing on me like they did Tintin, not only would I not pay for anal that I did not receive, nor would I tip. Further, I would not feel guilty about it either.

Absolutely agree. Also, I am not going to Artemis. There is low service lever and prices are extreme. So many good apartments where girls don't look if we stay an extra 5 minutes and in Artemis I get charged a minimum of 60 extra making a one hour room 220 euro minimum. Also, the girl mix is crazy. Too many greedy German girls. I too a tall blonde Russian with a Cleopatra haircut last time I was there that did a good job. Maybe they should bring more Romanians, Russians and Bulgarians and thin out the heavy German presence.

[The Cane]

I tell them, I am tired and probably can't do anal, but one says "she can make it happen". I think her name began with an M. Dark hair, spoke German and English? So after an hour with the clock ticking I go back over to her and up we go. Nice room, lots of mirrors, but no matter how hard she tries, anal is not going to happen. So I tell her we should just fuck and she can use her hands to finish me off. After she asks me for the 100 for anal, She says YOU PROMISED. I say, honey YOU PROMISED TOO, so we are both disappointed. Still I gave her 100 for 30, (60 +20 oral + tip) and she seemed satisfied. I'm sure there are guys who might have felt guilty not being able to do the anal and paid anyway. If this had been my first night of FKKs, I might have been that guy! Showered caught the S bahn into town and made my event.

Never, ever pay for services you have not received! Whether that be because the girl chose not to perform them, or you decided that ultimately you did not want them. I get extremely annoyed at these short-term thinking, non-customer focused, desperate tutes! I've even had some stand there and say that I owe them a session because they stood there and talked to me for a few minutes. Get out of here! Anybody pulls this kind of thing on me like they did Tintin, not only would I not pay for anal that I did not receive, nor would I tip. Further, I would not feel guilty about it either.

[Member #4658]

A line up was very strong recently, lots of new, hotties of all shapes and colors. Management also seems to have cracked the whip on up-selling. Several girls said that all are told BBBJ Kissing, DATY 80430, across the board. That makes it compatible with normal Berlin private apt bordellos.

Had great time with Carllotta (RO) blonde, maybe 30 ish, full breasted, natural beauty. Things changing finally for the better.

[Tintin1]

Dateline Berlin! As my week of FKK vacations comes to an end I decide that I will spend 1 night in an FKK / Artemis and then find a crazy BDSM club for my last night. 8 days, 7 places and 6 FKK clubs. (Took a night off due to plane schedules and bad logistics in the middle of the week).

Getting close to the weekend, and arrived at the club after 6. 20 to 25 girls. Over the course of the night I saw so many different girls some fat, some skinny, some really hourglass shaped, some old, some young, some with breasts the size of soccer balls, maybe bigger. A couple that could pass for men. One even looked like she was 12! White haired short girl. The most diverse selection I have seen at a club so far. Also the only club I visited that had more than one African working at a time. This club had several including a cute smaller figured girl with bleached blond hair.

I walked around for the first hour but no one clicked. At 7;30 the late shift started to arrive and by 8:30 the number of ladies goes up and up. So many girls. I talk with a few Germans one guy has nothing to tell me cause all the girls he likes are not there. The next guy is like the German wikipedia. He knows every girl. Tells me to not go with my first choice, a very slender tall Ro leaning on the tall glass case to the left of the main door. The 3 girls hanging together are all bad. Two more girls he likes are too "heavy" for me, one is very Rubenesque, the next has ripply thighs. I see a very tough looking woman with dark tan. Penelope. I remember reading about her in the German forum. He says ONLY GO WITH HER if the chemistry clicks right away otherwise she is "profi" but there is no fun in the sex. He also says the blond at the end of the bar near the door w / tattoos, Alicia is excellent. Not GFE but expert. She has nice nipple rings.

I decide to try Penelope first. She has a severe look, hard edge to her stare. Overall spray on (tan, and black hair. She looks at me and immediately asks, what do I like- very businesslike! I say ice cream and skiing or did you mean sex? She is laughing I say anal is my favorite. She says "if you have a big black mamba snake NO". But I can deep throat anything. And baby I can make you cum. I can lick your balls and your ass like no one else. She is very careful to go over the prices. 60430 plus 20 extra without condom plus 50 CIM. Plus 100 for anal. Not "package deals" all a la cart. A bit formal but clear. No doubts you pay for every extra choice (like starbucks if you want two shots of syrup and soy milk). I say what happens if I chose anal and you say too big. And she says don't worry you will like my deep throat. What the heck. By now I've been at the club for close to two hours and I'm very horny and think if the German guy bends over too long, I might attack!

We go upstairs and she says let me tell you about the price one more time so you know what it will cost. I like her being so clear. It's the same prices and choices as downstairs so I get a good vibe! She says let's see how big you get and then we discuss what we can do!! She's not really happy about anal but is willing to try and I say let's go oral. She worked hard to make me CIM but it wasn't to be so we took time with sex in different positions and then finished with the doggie position very fit. I like looking at her ass but am sad I'm seeing it from the outside! Total damage 80 euros. Talked for 15 extra minutes. She said she liked me She has been in Artemis 2 years and somewhere else for 4-5 years before Artemis.

Come back down. Sauna, Massage. Then shower. Then coffee and a light dinner. And meet two Israelis. Great talk while I recover. The older guy keeps me laughing, especially when he tell me he likes Schalke and I tell him I watched the Bayern game from an FKK the other night. He's ready to cry! We are standing in the hall on the spiral staircase landing, watching the girls go up and down the stairs. I'm thinking this is a damn good life. Then I see Sophia that the local German guy recommended but she tells me she will be back in 30 and find me. Damn. Annoyed but figure 30 minutes. 30 turns to 60 and still no Sophia. Talked to a Turkish girl with lots of curly frizzy hair piled on top of head. Perky be / see sized breasts. Slim and fit. Shisha? Can't remember the exact name. Had glasses. Almost went with her but decided, I will come back tomorrow and save myself for the love of my life, Sophia.

Day 2/ Friday. Supposed to be my last night in Berlin and I originally planned to visit a BDSM club. But I can't get the image of Sophia or Shisha out of my head. It's early afternoon and at Artemis and I'm under a time deadline as I have to meet friends at 7:30 in Berlin Mitte. Now I'm hungry to start the sex. No can find Sophia, no can find Shisha. Have the worst two things working against me, I'm in a hurry and I can't find the right girl. Finally I find one who has a similar body to Shisha and is also wearing glasses. She is sitting on the couch in a group. Left of the door a few seats in when you enter Still I have this fantasy about long hair while getting a BJ. OH well. I also want to be 6 foot 6 and twenty years younger but that ain't happening either. Fast sex. CIM. I think it was 100 or 120. Neither of us is all that happy, she's got to rinse a few times and I'm feeling, I just cheated on Shisha and Sophia. I go back upstair for a coffee and several of the ladies say they remember me from the day before. I think they are lying until one says, you asked everyone about anal but did not come to me. Oh well, I guess there are worse things to be known for?!

I tell them, I am tired and probably can't do anal, but one says "she can make it happen". I think her name began with an M. Dark hair, spoke German and English? So after an hour with the clock ticking I go back over to her and up we go. Nice room, lots of mirrors, but no matter how hard she tries, anal is not going to happen. So I tell her we should just fuck and she can use her hands to finish me off. After she asks me for the 100 for anal, She says YOU PROMISED. I say, honey YOU PROMISED TOO, so we are both disappointed. Still I gave her 100 for 30, (60 +20 oral + tip) and she seemed satisfied. I'm sure there are guys who might have felt guilty not being able to do the anal and paid anyway. If this had been my first night of FKKs, I might have been that guy! Showered caught the S bahn into town and made my event.

Thanks again to everyone who posted in Artemis. I knew what to expect and made the most of my two nights. And this ends my FucKKation in German. 8 days, 7 nights, 6 clubs (and one day off for recharge).

[Danny227]

I was at the Artemis yesterday on 28.1 from around 11 pm until the the morning of 29.1.

There I met a Russian girl named Tanya / Tatyana, brunette, thinnish but with quite big boobs and beautiful face, having a bit of a mean edge on her look (a bit like Megan Fox). I lost her at critical points of the night and still regretting it majorly that not going up with her. Would like to know how I could find a way to figure out when she will be there the next time or does she do business on her own too. Would anybody here know?

Has some pimples residue on her cheeks? Not too tall. Strong blue eyes. She is Romanian. Works most night but for sure on weekends, but comes only in the evening after 8 PM.

[SanPedro]

I was at the Artemis yesterday on 28.1 from around 11 pm until the the morning of 29.1.

Tegrity, this was the dessous day. Were the girls really not naked? Wasn't this fact ruining a bit the experience?

[Member #4658]

how I could find a way to figure out when she will be there the next time or does she do business on her own too.

Just call the main number and ask. The front desk can at least tell if she is gone, or scheduled to come in at some time. Though it is never really 100% til about 20:00. They have a master list of who is where, every day. Best to call like 16:00 when not too busy.

On "other business" - highly unlikely but you will need to ask her directly if and when you ever meet.

[Tegrity]

I was at the Artemis yesterday on 28.1 from around 11 pm until the the morning of 29.1.

There I met a Russian girl named Tanya / Tatyana, brunette, thinnish but with quite big boobs and beautiful face, having a bit of a mean edge on her look (a bit like Megan Fox). I lost her at critical points of the night and still regretting it majorly that not going up with her. Would like to know how I could find a way to figure out when she will be there the next time or does she do business on her own too. Would anybody here know?

[Blue Swede]

Avril was always good for a great BBBJ NQNS CIM. I guess that's over with the new rules?

Some / many of the girls still deliver services as before the new law, but it comes with an extra cost. You have to ask the girl.

[Rick Rock]

Avril was always good for a great BBBJ NQNS CIM. I guess that's over with the new rules?

[Kostass]

I met Anabelle in November, very beautiful face but I wouldn't recommend.

Poor service, just wants your money, no real implication at all. And continuously upselling like the in the market.

Too bad she is a beauty.