FKK Artemis - Berlin

[SinfullyKorean]

TL; DR. Skip Artemis. Go to Sharks or Oase instead.

I think locals tend to get sick of the same talent. And the talent probably gets sick of seeing the same locals over and over again. Which is why in a lot of ISG threads, you'll see complaint after complaint. Of how good things used to be and how everything went downhill. You see it in the Thailand threads, Oase, and Sharks threads, too. But I had great times in all 3. So I was hopeful of Artemis. I was sorely mistaken. Huge waste of time and money.

I got to Artemis at an odd time - 4:30 PM. Many of the best talents haven't started yet (night shift). And food isn't served (breakfast is 11 am-3 pm, dinner is 6 pm-2 am). So I just wait around, look around for an HR and a half until dinner time. There were probably a total of 20-30 girls. Most were not very good. Huge implants, large lip injections. Nobody really piqued my interest. Someone told me it starts to pick up at 8 pm. So I had dinner at 6 pm. Half the girls came out to eat, too. Selection was absolutely dismal. There might've been a couple 7's. After dinner, I just lingered til 8 pm.

At 8 pm, some hotties came. But so did the customers. It felt like a 1:1 ratio. The problem is, everyone is after the hottie. There might've been 1 or 2 9's, but they were sought after left and right. The better looking girls don't need to do any work. They just sit there and the customers will walk up to them. If the girls can't put in the most basic effort to walk up to a customer, I cringe to think how it'd be in the sack. The few I talked to, I didn't feel very good chemistry with, so I passed. This happened until about 9:30. I was just about ready to call it quits. I decided to take one more look around and found an older (37) lady that reminded me of Salma Hayek. I normally wouldn't find her very attractive, but I didn't want to leave completely empty handed. I walked up to her, she asked if I wanted to go upstairs. I confirmed 70 E and we went up. The sex was pretty vanilla without any extras (e. G. DFK, BBBJ). Condom was applied immediately at the start, before I had a chance to get erect. CBJ was OK. Not much intimacy. Basic positions. RCG, MISH, K9 to finish. This was more of a desperation fuck at this point. Gave her the 70 E and left.

It wasn't the worst session I've ever had. But it can be considered a waste of time compared to Oase and Sharks. Now I'm worried how Amsterdam will be. I'll be going in a couple days and all I see are reviews on how people get scammed and how bad things have gotten. I'm only spending 3 days there before heading to Antwerp where I'll spend another 3 days.

[Edward Q]

I had the same experience with my browser. You need to scroll way to the the right. The translated reviews will be bunched in a narrow strip on that side.

I don't think you need to register to use the site.

Thank you for helping me solve the strange problem on Lusthaus. That was the problem. Just scrolled to the right and the info is there. I appreciate the help. Have a good one.

EQ.

[SinfullyKorean]

I wish you got her name. I'm at Artemis now and would like to avoid her. So far, I agree with what you said. Not a great lineup. Especially after seeing Sharks and Oase. And also coming from Thailand. It could be the timing, as I got here at 4:30 pm. Hopefully, things will pick up after 6 pm. I can't even enjoy the food because there's no food served between 3 pm-6 pm. In the meantime, I'll look through this thread and see if there are any notable mentions.

Went to Artemis yesterday, 1st time in Berlin.

The club is very nice, large, has great facilities and nice food. I liked the club.

The girls though. What a train wreck. Ranging from 3 to 6, with an occasional 7. Very poor lineup.

I chose one of the 6's and took her to the room, which was very nice. But she wasn't nice at all. She has her "routine" where she wastes all the time, doesn't let you touch her properly (I'm not a GFE type but can I at least gently caress her body? Shouts at you in Romanian and bosses you around.

I just wanted her to lay down and let me touch her. This modest request ended in Romanian shouting and me leaving the room without even getting hard.

She then "explained" it's normal here and in Berlin as well. I believe her since there were many locals in the club and they know what to expect.

5 stars for the club.

0 stars for the girls.

If this is by any way normal in Berlin, don't even come to this city.

Not even close to Frankfurt / Cologne.

[JimmyBowl]

Went to Artemis yesterday, 1st time in Berlin.

The club is very nice, large, has great facilities and nice food. I liked the club.

The girls though. What a train wreck. Ranging from 3 to 6, with an occasional 7. Very poor lineup.

I chose one of the 6's and took her to the room, which was very nice. But she wasn't nice at all. She has her "routine" where she wastes all the time, doesn't let you touch her properly (I'm not a GFE type but can I at least gently caress her body? Shouts at you in Romanian and bosses you around.

I just wanted her to lay down and let me touch her. This modest request ended in Romanian shouting and me leaving the room without even getting hard.

She then "explained" it's normal here and in Berlin as well. I believe her since there were many locals in the club and they know what to expect.

5 stars for the club.

0 stars for the girls.

If this is by any way normal in Berlin, don't even come to this city.

Not even close to Frankfurt / Cologne.

[RoyPunter]

This is the best brothel I have been to which doesn't mean much since I have only been to a few. But it blows away anything in Tijuana. I loved lounging at the pool and of course having sex. First girl I fucked we did it in the movie theatre room near the bar. It was 90 euro for sex, kissing and BBBJ. I was fucking her on one of those beds while porn was playing on the big screen. Then some guy came in and started watching me fuck her. He started playing with himself and me and him locked eyes as I am fucking her doggy.

I fucked another girl for 100 euro after, blonde girl from russia. She was ok, sort of mechanical but that's fine.

I are eally enjoyed this place and wish I went earlier in the day so I could hang out longer. I will visit again the next time I am in Berlin. I also will go to kitkat.

Same here. Germany Tiguana.

What other clubs have you been to in Europe? Try Sharks Frankfurt if you haven't already.

Make sure to follow the dress code for KitKat and line up early if you are going on a Saturday.

[Clone8884]

This is the best brothel I have been to which doesn't mean much since I have only been to a few. But it blows away anything in Tijuana. I loved lounging at the pool and of course having sex. First girl I fucked we did it in the movie theatre room near the bar. It was 90 euro for sex, kissing and BBBJ. I was fucking her on one of those beds while porn was playing on the big screen. Then some guy came in and started watching me fuck her. He started playing with himself and me and him locked eyes as I am fucking her doggy.

I fucked another girl for 100 euro after, blonde girl from russia. She was ok, sort of mechanical but that's fine.

I are eally enjoyed this place and wish I went earlier in the day so I could hang out longer. I will visit again the next time I am in Berlin. I also will go to kitkat.

[Nooky Ninja]

I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong on the Lusthaus website. Under the Berlin section, when I click on it, it's just a blank page. Sometimes I can view a posting when it's in German, but I know fuck-all German. But even just now, even in German, the page shows up blank.

Not the place for this (vs. Berlin thread) and not place for tech help. On Lusthaus, no fee needed, not even registration needed. You must have script or add blocker on and it / they are set wrong. Can be extensions. Can be add blocking from inside browser (depends on which you use). Disable all and re-try. Some allow whitelisting of sites-also an option. Do simple search on "(X browser-use actual name) blocking website display" and see tips. If important enough, test on new browser. Continue in Berlin thread if no success.

[Kib123]

Maybe it's just my lack of techno knowledge. But I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong on the Lusthaus website. Under the Berlin section, when I click on it, it's just a blank page. Sometimes I can view a posting when it's in German, but I know fuck-all German. But even just now, even in German, the page shows up blank. I scroll down and see nothing but white. People reference this site for info on FKK, kino, etc. , and it's driving me crazy that I can't see anything. What am I doing wrong? Is it my own browser setting or is there a magic button on Lusthaus that allows you to see the posts? Yes, I am logged in and registered. Is it a matter of paying a fee? I'll be in Berlin in a week and the info on ISG is thin or outdated. Hitting desperation mode. I appreciate the help brothers.

I had the same experience with my browser. You need to scroll way to the the right. The translated reviews will be bunched in a narrow strip on that side.

I don't think you need to register to use the site.

[Kib123]

Thank you for the report. What other nationalities were there apart from Romanians? Any local girls?

I only identified and interacted with 1 German, blond, but she was not a looker in my books. There was 1 African lady, a couple from Brazil, 1 said she was from Macedonia. Rest from Romania.

[Edward Q]

Maybe it's just my lack of techno knowledge. But I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong on the Lusthaus website. Under the Berlin section, when I click on it, it's just a blank page. Sometimes I can view a posting when it's in German, but I know fuck-all German. But even just now, even in German, the page shows up blank. I scroll down and see nothing but white. People reference this site for info on FKK, kino, etc. , and it's driving me crazy that I can't see anything. What am I doing wrong? Is it my own browser setting or is there a magic button on Lusthaus that allows you to see the posts? Yes, I am logged in and registered. Is it a matter of paying a fee? I'll be in Berlin in a week and the info on ISG is thin or outdated. Hitting desperation mode. I appreciate the help brothers.

[RoyPunter]

However quite a few were hot, young and natural. Like other FKKs, most are Romanian.

Thank you for the report. What other nationalities were there apart from Romanians? Any local girls?

[Nooky Ninja]

Hi, does it make sense visiting Artemis in early hours (11 am - 4 pm)? How is the line up at these times? How many girls and customers? Is it right to assume that girls will be more relaxed and nicer?

Normally very dead these times, like 10 on both sides. Weak line up. Girls relaxed but also bored. You may get lucky, or not. Line up weak anyway -see reports here and in local German thread Lusthaus. If you go early, best is hang a bit but prepare to leave for some hours and return after 20:00. You check out at desk and can return for free. But really not worth it til end of August with so many on holidays. Choices much better in private flats.

[SanPedro]

Hi, does it make sense visiting Artemis in early hours (11 am - 4 pm)? How is the line up at these times? How many girls and customers? Is it right to assume that girls will be more relaxed and nicer?

[Jmioffe]

I'm very familiar with German FKK scene, mostly from experience in Frankfurt. However, been away from Germany in while. Apparently Artemis is the only game in town so I had to knock it off my bucket list.

Standard rate is e70 per session, but almost all ladies will upsell BBBJ for e20, some have additional options.

E70 is great compared to Frankfurt's e100.

[The Cane]

One thing I didn't like is the smoking in the most important space available to size up talent. This can make it hard to properly mix and mingle given only desperate ladies seemed to venture out into the non smoking spaces to hassle prospects. Overall a decent place to unwind, especially if you are a smoker.

I agree that the cigarette smoke in Artemis can be absolutely, chokingly awful! Especially in the winter time when they don't want to open the windows because the girls complain about being cold. What about the fucking customers whose money pays the bills? I even got sick once from breathing in too much cigarette smoke in this place. Did you go downstairs at all? You can get away from the worst of the smoke that way. Or maybe sit in the chairs closest to the where the food is (can't call it a restaurant because it isn't LOL). There may be fewer girls circulating around down there, but I have met some hotties leading to good sessions, including getting sucked in the kino.