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08-10-23 22:56 #12656
Posts: 459Salma Hayek lookalike
TL; DR. Skip Artemis. Go to Sharks or Oase instead.
I think locals tend to get sick of the same talent. And the talent probably gets sick of seeing the same locals over and over again. Which is why in a lot of ISG threads, you'll see complaint after complaint. Of how good things used to be and how everything went downhill. You see it in the Thailand threads, Oase, and Sharks threads, too. But I had great times in all 3. So I was hopeful of Artemis. I was sorely mistaken. Huge waste of time and money.
I got to Artemis at an odd time - 4:30 PM. Many of the best talents haven't started yet (night shift). And food isn't served (breakfast is 11 am-3 pm, dinner is 6 pm-2 am). So I just wait around, look around for an HR and a half until dinner time. There were probably a total of 20-30 girls. Most were not very good. Huge implants, large lip injections. Nobody really piqued my interest. Someone told me it starts to pick up at 8 pm. So I had dinner at 6 pm. Half the girls came out to eat, too. Selection was absolutely dismal. There might've been a couple 7's. After dinner, I just lingered til 8 pm.
At 8 pm, some hotties came. But so did the customers. It felt like a 1:1 ratio. The problem is, everyone is after the hottie. There might've been 1 or 2 9's, but they were sought after left and right. The better looking girls don't need to do any work. They just sit there and the customers will walk up to them. If the girls can't put in the most basic effort to walk up to a customer, I cringe to think how it'd be in the sack. The few I talked to, I didn't feel very good chemistry with, so I passed. This happened until about 9:30. I was just about ready to call it quits. I decided to take one more look around and found an older (37) lady that reminded me of Salma Hayek. I normally wouldn't find her very attractive, but I didn't want to leave completely empty handed. I walked up to her, she asked if I wanted to go upstairs. I confirmed 70 E and we went up. The sex was pretty vanilla without any extras (e. G. DFK, BBBJ). Condom was applied immediately at the start, before I had a chance to get erect. CBJ was OK. Not much intimacy. Basic positions. RCG, MISH, K9 to finish. This was more of a desperation fuck at this point. Gave her the 70 E and left.
It wasn't the worst session I've ever had. But it can be considered a waste of time compared to Oase and Sharks. Now I'm worried how Amsterdam will be. I'll be going in a couple days and all I see are reviews on how people get scammed and how bad things have gotten. I'm only spending 3 days there before heading to Antwerp where I'll spend another 3 days.
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08-10-23 21:30 #12655
Posts: 57That was it.
Originally Posted by Kib123 [View Original Post]
EQ.
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08-10-23 16:13 #12654
Posts: 459I wish you got her name. I'm at Artemis now and would like to avoid her. So far, I agree with what you said. Not a great lineup. Especially after seeing Sharks and Oase. And also coming from Thailand. It could be the timing, as I got here at 4:30 pm. Hopefully, things will pick up after 6 pm. I can't even enjoy the food because there's no food served between 3 pm-6 pm. In the meantime, I'll look through this thread and see if there are any notable mentions.
Originally Posted by JimmyBowl [View Original Post]
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08-10-23 07:38 #12653
Posts: 55Not suitable for sex
Went to Artemis yesterday, 1st time in Berlin.
The club is very nice, large, has great facilities and nice food. I liked the club.
The girls though. What a train wreck. Ranging from 3 to 6, with an occasional 7. Very poor lineup.
I chose one of the 6's and took her to the room, which was very nice. But she wasn't nice at all. She has her "routine" where she wastes all the time, doesn't let you touch her properly (I'm not a GFE type but can I at least gently caress her body? Shouts at you in Romanian and bosses you around.
I just wanted her to lay down and let me touch her. This modest request ended in Romanian shouting and me leaving the room without even getting hard.
She then "explained" it's normal here and in Berlin as well. I believe her since there were many locals in the club and they know what to expect.
5 stars for the club.
0 stars for the girls.
If this is by any way normal in Berlin, don't even come to this city.
Not even close to Frankfurt / Cologne.
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08-07-23 21:14 #12652
Posts: 109Originally Posted by Clone8884 [View Original Post]
What other clubs have you been to in Europe? Try Sharks Frankfurt if you haven't already.
Make sure to follow the dress code for KitKat and line up early if you are going on a Saturday.
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08-07-23 09:36 #12651
Posts: 76Wow
This is the best brothel I have been to which doesn't mean much since I have only been to a few. But it blows away anything in Tijuana. I loved lounging at the pool and of course having sex. First girl I fucked we did it in the movie theatre room near the bar. It was 90 euro for sex, kissing and BBBJ. I was fucking her on one of those beds while porn was playing on the big screen. Then some guy came in and started watching me fuck her. He started playing with himself and me and him locked eyes as I am fucking her doggy.
I fucked another girl for 100 euro after, blonde girl from russia. She was ok, sort of mechanical but that's fine.
I are eally enjoyed this place and wish I went earlier in the day so I could hang out longer. I will visit again the next time I am in Berlin. I also will go to kitkat.
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08-07-23 08:06 #12650
Posts: 508Originally Posted by EdwardQ [View Original Post]
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08-06-23 17:38 #12649
Posts: 410Originally Posted by EdwardQ [View Original Post]
I don't think you need to register to use the site.
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08-06-23 17:34 #12648
Posts: 410Originally Posted by RoyPunter [View Original Post]
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08-06-23 15:38 #12647
Posts: 57Help explain Lusthaus website
Maybe it's just my lack of techno knowledge. But I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong on the Lusthaus website. Under the Berlin section, when I click on it, it's just a blank page. Sometimes I can view a posting when it's in German, but I know fuck-all German. But even just now, even in German, the page shows up blank. I scroll down and see nothing but white. People reference this site for info on FKK, kino, etc. , and it's driving me crazy that I can't see anything. What am I doing wrong? Is it my own browser setting or is there a magic button on Lusthaus that allows you to see the posts? Yes, I am logged in and registered. Is it a matter of paying a fee? I'll be in Berlin in a week and the info on ISG is thin or outdated. Hitting desperation mode. I appreciate the help brothers.
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08-06-23 14:07 #12646
Posts: 109Originally Posted by Kib123 [View Original Post]
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08-02-23 07:44 #12645
Posts: 508Originally Posted by SanPedro [View Original Post]
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07-31-23 03:13 #12644
Posts: 26Early visiting time
Hi, does it make sense visiting Artemis in early hours (11 am - 4 pm)? How is the line up at these times? How many girls and customers? Is it right to assume that girls will be more relaxed and nicer?
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07-30-23 18:04 #12643
Posts: 599Originally Posted by Kib123 [View Original Post]
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07-29-23 23:14 #12642
Posts: 6441Artemis Smokeout
Originally Posted by Kib123 [View Original Post]