FKK Artemis - Berlin

[ITAMonger]

Hello fellow mongers, I'm think of a trip to Artemis, since it seems to one of the most popular club in the forum. I've heard lots about it, but since I live in France, so cities like Koln, frankfurt are easier to reach. To Berlin, I need to take the plane.

I'm not sure if it's worth to spend almost the whole day on road and just to visit the club (I've been to Berlin, so no need for sightseeing). And how good is Artemis comparing to clubs in other cities?

Any comments are welcomed.

Dear Faceless78,

I was in all best FKK near Frankfurt and in the best famous FKK near Dusseldorf; as you are curious about it, I think you must visit Artemis as soon, possibly during two near days (especially in weekend, at least on Saturday) and for a bit hours. IMHO, this is the only way to understand the magnificence of the ambient and to look the complete line up: in fact after 8 pm There is a great chaos of man and girls that are running upstairs and downstairs, naked girls in every corner and you risk to look your preferred butterfly just one time.

Last but not the least, Artemis caught his gap with others famous German FKK: from few months you can enjoy the new wellness area outside the main building: not so usable in this cold period, but surely an added value in order to spend some good times between your bedrooms.

[Faceless78]

Thanks to Mr. Frozty & Diplomat,

You are right, after all, it my personal call. I believe Artemis is a good club, one of the best. And Berlin is also the only city I can get a cheap flight, which is even cheaper than the train tickets to frankfurt. But the airport is quite far away from the club, I think 1-2 hours train. So as you mentioned, maybe I'll take a try when I've several days off.

[Kimino]

Hola guys, happy new year to all!

For those who know her, anybody spotted Ruby after Christmas? She apparently came back after quite a long time and was curious to know if it was just for a short period or if she is still there.

Cheers.

Kimino.

[Frozty]

Sounds quite convincing, now I have no more desire to Artemis now hah, maybe when I happen to be in the city I'll try. You are right, clubs in hessen and nrw are already more than enough for me, better stick to them.

I recommend that you give Artemis a try. I live in England, and Berlin is an easier trip than other German cities, so I don't have quite the same issue as you there. Public transport links to the club are very good. Overall I prefer Artemis to the three Frankfurt clubs that I have visited. A summer day at Sharks is great (if you can put up with the lack of a / see in the rooms), and 50 e wins over 60 e, but I still head back to Artemis.

I don't agree that the lineup is weak at the moment. My last visit in December had the best lineup that I had seen for some time.

[Member #4347]

Hello fellow mongers, I'm think of a trip to Artemis, since it seems to one of the most popular club in the forum. I've heard lots about it, but since I live in France, so cities like Koln, frankfurt are easier to reach. To Berlin, I need to take the plane.

I'm not sure if it's worth to spend almost the whole day on road and just to visit the club (I've been to Berlin, so no need for sightseeing). And how good is Artemis comparing to clubs in other cities?

Any comments are welcomed.

Hi Faceless,

All our responses are highly subjective, ofc you have to decide for yourself. If I were you I would do the trip only if I had enough time (2 days or more) so that you can be relaxed and take your time choosing the girls, have fun with them and still use all the facilities available as you wish to. Since I am a regular at Artemis you can be sure I would generally recommend a visit, however even for Berlin residents who won't have to calculate the time and cost of travelling it is wise not to go there if you have only very little time on your hands since the girls' line-up is sometimes difficult to predict and then sometimes the number of guys and the overall atmosphere may vary and then the availability of the girl you like may ofc be better or worse.

In addition: If you have more than one or two days I would do a little sightseeing in and around Berlin. Despite the fact we are exchanging our pay sex experiences here there is no reason to limit yourself regarding other activities.

Cheers and all the best for the new year everyone.

Diplomat.

[Borregad]

This was back in November. Had a few days in Berlin so of course I had to visit.

It was my second time visiting Artemis. Tried it out on a Friday and a Sunday.

The Friday (Nov. 7) was packed, loud, and smoky like many here have noted, which is okay, but the disrespectful attitude from some of the guys put a damper on the mood for me. Also, I happened to walk into Artemis just in time to see Avril by the lock boxes yelling "get me my money" over and over at some guy who probably deserved it. Compared to my first visit, the girls weren't sharky at all. A nice change. Spent a long time easing in and looking around, and was totally into Brianna (Spain, 28). Long hair, tiny tight body with a waist so small I could practically touch fingertips around it. The experience in the room was mixed, though. Some upselling, but that's to be expected. Excellent doggy with that body--couldn't really go wrong. BBBJ with CIM was fine too. Where it got weird was when she wanted to go for two pops. I said okay and we took a little breather, during which her attitude switched instantly. She became kind of glum and started telling me about her personal problems. Then, when we started again, the super-fake happy mask came back on, making the whole thing kind of creepy and distracting. In the middle of round 2 I asked vaguely about extras and I got a very angry "It will cost extra!" in response, which was even more of a turn off. When I couldn't pop she started jerking me so hard I had to ask her to stop. Even so I was sore for the rest of the night. I left thinking my excellent first visit had maybe just been a fluke.

Sunday, though, put everything right again. Mellower crowd, mellower vibe. First went with a Romanian whose name I didn't catch. Black pony tail, pale skin, tattoos of fairies on her back. Very friendly. When we got to the room just off the downstairs porno theater she pulled her pony tail across her upper lip and offered to satisfy my Hitler fetish, if I had one. Excellent leisurely BBBJ--so good I didn't even bother with anything else and just dragged it out, ending with CIM. Gave her a long massage, then decided to move on. Would definitely repeat, though.

Spotted Geraldine (HUN) too and decided to wait, as my first experience with her had been excellent. She didn't disappoint, either, and even remembered me though it had been almost a year. She's tall, pale, slender, pony tail, 26. Very polite, professional, and friendly, no upselling at all. Took an hour and eased in, with kissing followed by BBBJ, incredible cowgirl, missionary, and finished in doggy. She's 3 weeks on / 3 weeks off, so it's a crap shoot if you get her. Very much recommended though.

[Faceless78]

Hello Faceless78.

First off, before I get flamed by pro-Artemis fans, I am just going to give you my opinion for your particular situation. I must also state that I do like Artemis, but only when I am in Berlin. Personally speaking, the German FKK setups are pretty much the same. Artemis is a very good club, but you will be paying more for the flight, the entry fee, the girls (60 Euros / half hour), and for your time. I have always said, from the point of view of the traveller, that TIME is your enemy. Also recently, the departure of the top providers such as Nina, and the German sofa group for the PSE experience, the club has a void. Fellow members, please chime in here. During my last visit, a few months back, I did not experience any superstars there. I actually thought the lineup had gotten worse. There were many more out of shape women there than I remembered. I don't know if you can attribute that to the abundance of food they serve, or what. There are many more fit girls in Frankfurt and the NRW. That is just my honest opinion. If you have never been to Artemis and you want to check it out, by all means. If you are just looking to bang, then you will have more than enough choices in Frankfurt and NRW.

FiddyCent.

Sounds quite convincing, now I have no more desire to Artemis now hah, maybe when I happen to be in the city I'll try. You are right, clubs in hessen and nrw are already more than enough for me, better stick to them.

Thanks for the info, much appreciated.

[FiddyCent]

Hello fellow mongers, I'm think of a trip to Artemis, since it seems to one of the most popular club in the forum. I've heard lots about it, but since I live in France, so cities like Koln, frankfurt are easier to reach. To Berlin, I need to take the plane.

I'm not sure if it's worth to spend almost the whole day on road and just to visit the club (I've been to Berlin, so no need for sightseeing). And how good is Artemis comparing to clubs in other cities?

Any comments are welcomed.

Hello Faceless78.

First off, before I get flamed by pro-Artemis fans, I am just going to give you my opinion for your particular situation. I must also state that I do like Artemis, but only when I am in Berlin. Personally speaking, the German FKK setups are pretty much the same. Artemis is a very good club, but you will be paying more for the flight, the entry fee, the girls (60 Euros / half hour), and for your time. I have always said, from the point of view of the traveller, that TIME is your enemy. Also recently, the departure of the top providers such as Nina, and the German sofa group for the PSE experience, the club has a void. Fellow members, please chime in here. During my last visit, a few months back, I did not experience any superstars there. I actually thought the lineup had gotten worse. There were many more out of shape women there than I remembered. I don't know if you can attribute that to the abundance of food they serve, or what. There are many more fit girls in Frankfurt and the NRW. That is just my honest opinion. If you have never been to Artemis and you want to check it out, by all means. If you are just looking to bang, then you will have more than enough choices in Frankfurt and NRW.

FiddyCent.

[Faceless78]

Hello fellow mongers, I'm think of a trip to Artemis, since it seems to one of the most popular club in the forum. I've heard lots about it, but since I live in France, so cities like Koln, frankfurt are easier to reach. To Berlin, I need to take the plane.

I'm not sure if it's worth to spend almost the whole day on road and just to visit the club (I've been to Berlin, so no need for sightseeing). And how good is Artemis comparing to clubs in other cities?

Any comments are welcomed.

[ITAMonger]

Thanks for your fantastic report, Peter.

I think maybe Ayra is Irish from Philippines.

Your Bella could be Belle. Bella is another girl from Turkey.

Bela is the blonde girl from Cuba; she isn't so young and she's very similar to Pamela Anderson and in private she's like a devil! Very cool! It is difficult ti see her in the bar, because she is always at the first floor.

[Optimist]

Cindy. HB thanks for making the link: I would have missed the connection Unbelievable. I only managed one session with her in Atlantis. And to get that I had to wait several days for her to be free from her queue of regulars. Even on a half-hour session to an unknown foreigner she provided outstanding service and was a really nice woman.

[Hessen Bub]

Oh my, Polish Cindy. Great girl. Last time I fucked her must have been at Palace about 10 years ago. Glad to here she didn't lose the skills she acquired at good old sunken Atlantis.

HB.

[Iceberg27]

Nice report but unfortunately I couldn't recognise even one of the girls you have mentioned. But anyway.

Thanks for sharing.

Regards.

[Masayama]

I appreciate your report, Peter!

Fana is hungarian, by the way.

[SuppenHuhn]

Thanks for your fantastic report, Peter.

I think maybe Ayra is Irish from Philippines.

Your Bella could be Belle. Bella is another girl from Turkey.