FKK Artemis - Berlin

[PayForIt]

EL: sorry but there is no garden in Artemis and you are just relaxing between walls not horizontal view possible, for me a ugly and terrible place compare to GT, World, or even Shark outside premises.

Hey. To each his own. In "normal" times, I agree that the outdoors of Artemis cannot compete with (1) World (2) Oase (3) Sharks. Cannot comment on GT as never been and I believe now it is closed forever? But these are not "normal" times and being at the pool at ANY FKK which his open, with naked girls, is just fabulous. Not ugly. Truly wonderful. None of us know when this virus might get us / kill us. Live and let live and make every day count. And when those days involve a lot of naked ladies, sunshine, great sex then nothing is ugly my friend!

[Rambambinoz]

I cannot tell you how good it felt to be back. The restrictions in place are not strict. But they are trying. Every girl is Covid tested every week. Not great if their next punter has it but again - all part of the effort. Most girls I spoke to said they really fear a second lockdown and club closure and several commented that they would not return if that happens but would work privately. Interesting.

Great to be amongst so many naked / semi naked woman again!

Great report, thanks! This is making want to go this week! I met another girl called Bernadette at Artemis who looked like Leona Lewis, but she was Brazilian. Glad you had a good time!

[Rambambinoz]

For me both, but more importance on lighting, so there is no negative surprise in room when I am up close with her!

I love staying outside area of Artemis after my day is done and look up to sky at night outside on bed feeling accomplished! It is feeling alive moment of silence! Many memories at that venue!

Good point! When I see an attractive girl in good light, I try to note what shoes she is wearing. I've been on nights when some girls look so similar to each other especially in a dark lounge, it's difficult to tell which one caught my attention initially.

Yes, think we all have that same awesome memory being outside resting at night in the summer after some great shagging!

[ExpatLover]

EL: sorry but there is no garden in Artemis and you are just relaxing between walls not horizontal view possible, for me a ugly and terrible place compare to GT, World, or even Shark outside premises.

[SimonSays911]

Brilliant report, Mr Pay For It.

Thank you!

I'll second that.

Thank you Mr Pay for it.

[Mr Ho]

So that's why people lurk by the stairs! I always thought they were just escaping the smoke!

I was thinking of going this weekend, but now unfortunately looks like it will rain.

For me both, but more importance on lighting, so there is no negative surprise in room when I am up close with her!

I love staying outside area of Artemis after my day is done and look up to sky at night outside on bed feeling accomplished! It is feeling alive moment of silence! Many memories at that venue!

[Mr Ho]

Thanks. But you should try staying at the Hotel Aspria in Charlottenburg. Fantastic gym, huge pool and spa.

Right, it looks nice, but it seems more on kudamn? I tend to like easier access to station though, but the hotel looks nice! It is good you enjoyed artemis experience once again and haha upsell culture spread to the management and used covid19 as price increase LOL You know with such price increase and upsell on top of that by girls, they should offer similar service in room as globe zurich as price is getting into similar range soon or later!

[Pessimist]

Brilliant report, Mr Pay For It.

Thank you!

[PayForIt]

So managed to get to Artemis today. Arrived (for first of two visits in one day) 3 pm. On arrival to the right of the entrance someone checks your ID (passport / drivers licence. Needs to be photo ID). You fill in a form with you name, email and mobile and there is a space at the bottom of the form which you have to hand in when you leave to say which girls you went to the room with.

You get a rubber band which you return when you are leaving. I totally did not understand this or what it was for. Not least as the receptionist still tags you with another one which you don’t return.

Into the club, sanitiser stations everywhere. Masks must be worn when walking around, or to the rooms, but not when seated on a sofa (which struck me as the most stupid rule of all time! Does the virus only attack when you are walking?) Crazy. Many guys did not wear masks or dropped them beneath their chins defeating the object.

No stools at the bar but the same old plastic drinks token for 10 e still works the same and you can approach the bar to order drinks but cannot stand at the bar. Still no wine for sale (have been asking for 8 years!).

But hey. It's almost "normal". Gym. Open - check. Sanitiser stations and spray disinfectant to use on weights when you are done. Great. Pool. Open - check. Obviously no mask when in the pool. However no real point in going in it - girls do not spend time walking around it as this would require wearing a mask (whilst walking). Wam day so spent 30 minutes there but no other people at all. Which was quite nice! Professional massage is open and possible! Hammam closed. Sauna open.

Most of the girls stay on the sofas. 90 e entry and 70 e for 30 minutes but a LOT of the girls are now asking an extra 20 for BBBJ. I suspect some do not but 6 I spoke to did. So a standard room without extras was 160e for one hour. I’m sure some of the less pretty girls will avoid the extra 20 for BBBJ. I haven’t been for months so wanted to party so didn’t even argue with it!

LU before 5 was very limited indeed. There were some options but I didn't bother as I knew I would return after a business meeting I had to leave to go to.

Upon return (9 pm) there as a queue outside of about 8 guys. They are heavily restricting the number inside. Despite my protests that I was returning so should not have to queue, they insisted I did and fill out a new track and trace form. So 30 minutes to gain entry.

LU was improved in the evening. Still some familiar faces (greeted by no less than 8 girls who recalled past sessions!) but the numbers are far lower than normal. For the benefit of the Cane: your fav German blonde Lillia was there. Overall I was very happy. Firstly that FKKs are back open (for now) and secondly that there were a reasonable number of slim, attractive young girls without a lot of silicone and tattoos. After nearly choosing intelligent Lydia blonde Ro (quite pretty and great personality), ended up being wowed by a slim brunette who came down from a room. Nana. German, tall, dark, looks slightly like UK singer Leona Lewis. Same hair. Fabulous time in the room with her and didn't take a second room. Kitchen is now food by order not self service but it was far better than normal!

The bar area is far less crowded, very few smoking (though it is allowed) and the music is not so loud. Fabulous!

Had a great time, likely to revisit later this week.

In many respects it is better than normal! Just the number of girls being down doesn’t feel right.

I cannot tell you how good it felt to be back. The restrictions in place are not strict. But they are trying. Every girl is Covid tested every week. Not great if their next punter has it but again - all part of the effort. Most girls I spoke to said they really fear a second lockdown and club closure and several commented that they would not return if that happens but would work privately. Interesting.

Great to be amongst so many naked / semi naked woman again!

[Sheen8]

Yes, I enjoyed Bella at Atmos. A really hot girl who liked for me to put a finger in her asshole. Followed by my dick! She was one of the stars during my last big trip to Germany. I made up an imaginary group called "Lilia and the Bellas" since the top performers during my last trip were "Lilia" at Artemis, plus two girls going by "Bella", to include the Bella at Atmos. Recommended!

Agree. Bella is a 10 in my books. Loved her curves.

Was your last trip to Germany / Atmos a recent one? Would def go to Atmos to meet her again.

Seems like we share similar taste. I've met Lilia several times too (Blonde German chick always standing right behind the main bar). Splendid performer and really nice girl. Lilia, Carrie and Elena my all-time Artemis faves.

[Rambambinoz]

You definitely make good use of what you pay for payforit LOL! Your day is so full in FKK LOL! I should do that to, but I am too busy fixed at stair area to catch the girl who began the shift as I want to be first client of the day LOL!

So that's why people lurk by the stairs! I always thought they were just escaping the smoke!

I was thinking of going this weekend, but now unfortunately looks like it will rain.

[PayForIt]

I usually stay in charlotenberg hotels and those hotels do not have gym, but plenty of good restaurants around that are open till late! Happy mongering to you and careful with covid 19!

Thanks. But you should try staying at the Hotel Aspria in Charlottenburg. Fantastic gym, huge pool and spa.

[Rocky V]

Thanks for the advice. First post here although I have been following on the sideline for a while. Especially this thread with Artemis, as it's my favorite (anyone knows if Elena and Carrie are still around?) Been to GT Vienna, Sharks, Vive Madrid, but this is the best I've been to in Europe so far (it doesn't beat Hong Kong in Tijuana).

Have been following recently to get an indication of how things are in a post-covid world. With restrictions and uncertainty about line-up, I think I'll wait a bit before booking the ticket.

What really triggered me to create a profile though was that I met 2 Armenian girls from Hamburg at Artemis a few years ago. Any chance you've met Bella and Medina in the Hamburg FKKs (they said they're usually at Atmos, and returned to Hamburg since they found Artemis to be too big) That would be enough reason for me to skip Artemis next time and try out Hamburg FKKs for the first time. Bella was amazing and probably one of my best experiences at Artemis.

I'm not sure about Bella, but Atmos is the main club for Medina. She sometimes tours in other clubs though.

[The Cane]

Thanks for the advice. First post here although I have been following on the sideline for a while. Especially this thread with Artemis, as it's my favorite (anyone knows if Elena and Carrie are still around?) Been to GT Vienna, Sharks, Vive Madrid, but this is the best I've been to in Europe so far (it doesn't beat Hong Kong in Tijuana).

Have been following recently to get an indication of how things are in a post-covid world. With restrictions and uncertainty about line-up, I think I'll wait a bit before booking the ticket.

What really triggered me to create a profile though was that I met 2 Armenian girls from Hamburg at Artemis a few years ago. Any chance you've met Bella and Medina in the Hamburg FKKs (they said they're usually at Atmos, and returned to Hamburg since they found Artemis to be too big) That would be enough reason for me to skip Artemis next time and try out Hamburg FKKs for the first time. Bella was amazing and probably one of my best experiences at Artemis.

Yes, I enjoyed Bella at Atmos. A really hot girl who liked for me to put a finger in her asshole. Followed by my dick! She was one of the stars during my last big trip to Germany. I made up an imaginary group called "Lilia and the Bellas" since the top performers during my last trip were "Lilia" at Artemis, plus two girls going by "Bella", to include the Bella at Atmos. Recommended!

[Rocky V]

Really appreciate this info ahead of a trip to Artemis (tomorrow) then 2 nights in Hamburg. So will for sure head to Babylon first. Not least as I trust your reports having shared many with you in the past of great value. Still not sure where to go on the second Hamburg night. Torn between seeing what is happening on the Reeperbahn post-Covid restrictions, and heading to Harmony. Who knows, I might like Babylon so much I return for a second night. If Artemis is good tomorrow am likely to return on Friday for round two before returning home. Strange times so will be really interesting to see how it all works in comparison to my recent mongering in Spain which was indeed affected but not that badly. Im still somewhat at a loss to understand why NRW, Hamburg, Berlin and Bavaria can all be open but Hessen cannot - but I havent been back to Berlin/Hamburg for quite some time so will be interesting to see it in action and what is/what is not on offer.

I Think Babylon has converted into a wellness beach club, so no longer an FKK at the moment: https://babylon-hamburg.com/en/#konzept. However, I've always had a great time at Atmos, even if it has a strange layout. Have fun also for us, who can't travel at the moment!