FKK Artemis - Berlin

[HDN2015]

There was a stunner Romanian red head super hot girl, though. I waited for her to stop talking with a guy and went to talk to her. At first the usual what is your name, where are you from, etc, and then I asked about the pricing. This was my first girl and first time ever in an FKK. She told me the price depended on what I wanted I told her just the normal, kisses, BJ, sex, she told me how much would I be wiling to offer, I told her 70 and she didn't even say a word, and just went away ignoring me. I told her how much then for a good service? And she kept ignoring. F* disrespectful from her. Didn't see her again later that day.


I went for a Brazilian black girl, called Beatrice,

I hope this red hair Romanian prostitute is an exception, otherwise that may mean this is a trend which could turn as a majority.

I'm glad to read that Beatrice from Rio de Janeiro is still operate. I have read lately other are looking for Alexandra from Valencia.

I might drop by to Art at the end of year obviously if the inflation don't reduce my capacity to morger and there is any complications related to any virus.

Despite many post about how low could Art go, it is still the only German club wherein I can find more non Romanian ladies (especially German ladies).

Thus I will keep visiting this place until I'll lose the taste.

[ShinyCrazy]

I have an upcoming trip to Madrid and I was going to reluctantly steal 2 days to hit Berlin (mainly for Artemis). It seems that it's okay if you are ALREADY in Berlin, but in general it's not worth a trip. I will be in Frankfurt in September, so it sounds like I should reserve my first FKK experience for the Frankfurt or Cologne area clubs.

Thanks for the info guys. Very helpful!

I think you have the right plan. If I were making plans for Madrid, my first ports of call would be:

http://tiernajuventud.com

http://palaciodelplacer.es/home/english/

https://amigasdelidia.com

https://www.somostusvecinitas.com/es/contacto/

https://estudiantesgoya.wordpress.com/contacto/

http://www.placermadrid.es/home/english/

Cheers!

[LshRoomer]

I have an upcoming trip to Madrid and I was going to reluctantly steal 2 days to hit Berlin (mainly for Artemis). It seems that it's okay if you are ALREADY in Berlin, but in general it's not worth a trip. I will be in Frankfurt in September, so it sounds like I should reserve my first FKK experience for the Frankfurt or Cologne area clubs.

Thanks for the info guys. Very helpful!

[Rambambinoz]

I was in Artemis in one of the Saturdays in June. Arrived at about 3 PM. It was awful at that time, like 30-40 guys and 5-10 girls.

I definitely recommend to either do as I did and fuck one at day then leave and come back later at night to fuck another couple of girls. Or just arrive at night and stay until 2-3 AM, the best vibe and girls start after midnight it seems. At least on a Saturday!

Thanks for the report! I personally thought it picks up roughly an hour after they serve the evening buffet. I think I know the first girl you're referring to, she does this to everybody! Is it Raisa?

I've been in the past when there's 80+ girls and there isn't really anywhere to sit, and so many look the same same to each other that it's difficult to choose. 50 girls seems like a good balance.

I should be visiting in a few weeks, I've not been during July before. Hopefully not too many girls have gone on their holidays by then!

[Aureliano16]

I was in Artemis in one of the Saturdays in June. Arrived at about 3 PM. It was awful at that time, like 30-40 guys and 5-10 girls.

There was a stunner Romanian red head super hot girl, though. I waited for her to stop talking with a guy and went to talk to her. At first the usual what is your name, where are you from, etc, and then I asked about the pricing. This was my first girl and first time ever in an FKK. She told me the price depended on what I wanted I told her just the normal, kisses, BJ, sex, she told me how much would I be wiling to offer, I told her 70 and she didn't even say a word, and just went away ignoring me. I told her how much then for a good service? And she kept ignoring. F* disrespectful from her. Didn't see her again later that day.

I ended up fucking as my first girl a German big tited, I paid 70 for 30 minutes + 20 for BBBJ. It was ok, we kissed a lot. We had cowboy, missionary and doggy and by doggy she seemed really eager for me to cum, she thought it was already a lot of positions and honestly I felt rushed. But w / e I just closed my eyes and tried to ignore what she was saying and just cum. (It turns me off when the working girls start rushing).

Then I went for a sleep near the pool to rest and after that to the jacuzzi, it was relaxing. At about 6 PM there were already more girls (more guys as well) and it was a bit better, but still not good enough for a 90 euro entrance fee. I chose a Romanian blonde which I found very pretty and went upstairs with her. Again 70/30 + 20 BBBJ; this time + 10 tip. She made an amazing BJ, not deepthroat, but she was skilled with her tongue. There were no kisses but I enjoyed this girl more. We talked a little after fucking, she also seemed like a kind of normal girl and I enjoyed my time talking with her. Many on this profession are already broken souls -. She confessed me she hated when the guy took too much time to cum and that she almost never liked deals for 1 hour. She also told me I could leave the place and come back later at night without paying the entrance fee again, that most of the line up would arrive later and that the place would be open until 4-5 AM.

So I did that, showered and went outside to dinner with some real life friends. Then came back at about 10:30 PM and oh boy this time everything was much better. I'd say around 40 to 50 girls, of also a lot of guys but I only care about the girls' numbers so. I talked to a German with a super fake body, fake tits, fake lips. She was surprisingly nice and had a soft voice and was friendly to me all the time. But I had only one shot left since I had already cum twice in the day, and I had to skip this woman. I went for a Brazilian black girl, called Beatrice, I had already talked with her earlier and well she wasn't really that pretty, but I like black girls a lot and I told her it would be very hard for me to get hard or cum and that she might have to do a lot of work with her mouth if we were going upstairs. She told me it was no problem and that she would make me cum for sure.

So she was my last girl, and yes, she delivered on bed. Brazilians never disappoint. First I laid in bed and she sucked my dick for several minutes, then I told her let's try doggy and see if I can cum, but she sucked me a bit more with her on doggy position, I love when girls suck like this and you can play with their asses. Then we made doggy and I was able to cum and after that we talked a lot. I'm sure we were in the room close to 1 hour.

I was getting ready to leave and just went to the main room to grab a drink and leave but. There was a show at midnight so I of course stayed to enjoy it. It was great, 2 girls did pole dance, the first one was very good, she seemed really happy while taking off her clothes, a true artist LOL. 2nd one was a young one, tall slim and small tits, super hot with a school girl uniform, it actually got me hard again watching her even after 3 cums!

After the show I left. I spent 380 in total (90 entrance, 90 first girl, 100 for girl #2 and 100 for girl #3, I left 10 more to the last 2 girls as a tip). I would've been very disappointed if I had left at 6-7 PM after my 2nd girl, but going out to dinner and then coming back definitely improved the experience for me. I'm not sure if I would come back to this place again, but at least now I know how it works.

I definitely recommend to either do as I did and fuck one at day then leave and come back later at night to fuck another couple of girls. Or just arrive at night and stay until 2-3 AM, the best vibe and girls start after midnight it seems. At least on a Saturday!

[Pistons]

The media and most doctors' are just telling you lies. Even if most of them actually think they are telling you the truth.

They don't know a thing regarding quantum biology. As we have already agreed upon here, and the real world is only a projection from the quantum realm. That is unquestionable.

[Pistons]

Sex helps peoples immune system. I probably infected a girl with flu or covid not many months ago. She was certain it was me. But she also told me that she was 100% again after just an hour or two. Crazy good immune system I tell you.

This is also why a lot of hippies have a lot of sex parties. To boost their immune system and get the correct hormone balance. And there are plenty of studies showing this.

So the most retarded thing we can do is to avoid other people. That will just make our immune system weak. Especially against the flu, covid or any other related corona virus variants.

I have had a lot of flu or covid back in March / April. But now in June I was working with a bunch of people who got covid while I was one of few healthy. I just had a little sore throat for an hour a night. Immune system was ready. And the same thing a few days ago. Sore throat for an hour or two and that was it.

Don't be stupid by avoiding people unless you want to be a great reset victim.

[Nooky Ninja]

Not sure why Artemis is taking a long time to rebound.

Covid numbers significantly higher past 10 days. All over Europe. In Berlin, we were nearing 1000 new cases per day some weeks back; now 3000-4000 new per day. Yes new variants not quite as dangerous obviously, but you cannot know beforehand how your body will react. Berlin Covid hospitalisation numbers more important and they are far higher than this time last year, and far higher than some weeks ago. You can see official stats in picture below. Just look at hospitalisations late June-early July last year, vs. now. And for sure all this underreports actual numbers. And age distribution widely dispersed, with most cases 20-59 age groups. Some fully vaccinated.

So, girls not stupid and many are simply not willing to run risks. Most of good girls are long gone. Sitting hours in poorly ventilated smokey central room by bar, going with 10+ men / day also running risks. So numbers and quality way off. Then add summer holidays when things slow anyway, and all the travel hassles now in Europe. The hours delays in dense airports, or overcrowded trains are themselves perfect superspreading events. No wonder things are way off anything like normal. Berlin not helping this at all by encouraging Love Parade on 9 July. We will see how many ravers actually show up.

And increasing cases and hospitalisations in countries with very high rates of vaccination also shows how protection waning. Everyone has relaxed restrictions too fast and too soon and the results now clear. Ninja has doctor and nurse friends working in Berlin hospitals and they are pissed off and exhausted.

Most locals now rarely go to A; it is really an expensive, tourist thing now. Said many times, private apartments offer advantage on lower (but not low) risk, better quality and less cost. Different vibe obviously, more effort to find, no pool etc. But far better value. and many now air conditioned.

Situation is very sad and frustrating. But it is what it is. We are all sick of dealing with Covid. But denying what is going on will not help anyone. Just want to inject some reality here because with more reports of adventures, big picture can get lost. Of course you can be lucky. But thinking with big brain says, forget it for now. Last words on this til at least Sept.

[Sirioja]

Thank god the pricing is coming down. When I was in Artemis last fall, the girls wouldn't take less than 150 Euro /30 minutes. I couldn't believe it. If they are back to 90/30 for BBBJ and DFK, then I might try again. Otherwise, I had great experiences in Berlin's brothels and wouldn't hesitate to avoid Artemis and just focus on the brothels next time. But your pricing report gives me hope for the future.

Isn t Artemis a brothel? Like sauna clubs and FKK.

[ShinyCrazy]

I was pleasantly surprised that pricing has stabilized and as long as u dont get too exotic its a pretty good value. All girls quoted same rate. 70/half. 20 BBBJ. 50 CIM. I managed to keep it to 90 on three out of four sessions so I felt good about what I paid.

Thank god the pricing is coming down. When I was in Artemis last fall, the girls wouldn't take less than 150 Euro /30 minutes. I couldn't believe it. If they are back to 90/30 for BBBJ and DFK, then I might try again. Otherwise, I had great experiences in Berlin's brothels and wouldn't hesitate to avoid Artemis and just focus on the brothels next time. But your pricing report gives me hope for the future.

[Rambambinoz]

Anyone know if Alejandro the petite Spanish girl is back.? Short, petite, mid twenties, long curly hair, absolutely amazing fuck! I know Artemis has gone downhill but I'd go back to session her for sure.

Quite sure it's Alejandra. She's also one of my favourites, but not seen her there since covid. I've read someone describing the same girl and name at sharks so perhaps she went there.

[TheCountLincs]

Anyone know if Alejandro the petite Spanish girl is back.? Short, petite, mid twenties, long curly hair, absolutely amazing fuck! I know Artemis has gone downhill but I'd go back to session her for sure.

[VonderJohn]

Hello guys,

I am thinking of giving Artemis a visit this Friday so is anyone willing to come? So maybe we can go together.

I'm not sure you will receive replies on such a question. The discussions on this forum are primarily built on anonymous identities and names. It is not a social meetup forum.

[Nono321]

Hello guys,

I am thinking of giving Artemis a visit this Friday so is anyone willing to come? So maybe we can go together.

[Tintin1]

Very valid argument, can't refute it much. Not sure why Artemis is taking a long time to rebound. Perhaps it is the girls who are changing their preferences and going for clubs that provide better pay? Who has details on how these girls are recruited? (I am sure they are not trafficked) . This would help in answering many questions.

VdJ.

I may have said this in another forum as well. Two visits to Artemis this Spring on different trips. Asked after a couple favorites and the answers were the same. During Corona they left and got private spaces. Met one girl who went away and came back said the stress of managing her own schedule was too much and the costs of being in a house with a panic / security button was too high.

With a little luck by mid summer a few of the regulars will be back. If you're looking for someone you miss l, a careful examination of Berlin Intim or Snatchlist might pay dividends.