FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Danny227]

Mr Ho.

Only stunner that was left on my recent visit was Carrie (BUL) and even if I has been with her on several occasions over the years she is not GFE and upsells BBBJ and the younger pretty girls at Artemis I wouldn't call stunners, none of them are above 7/8 out of 10 in my book.

Visit Spain instead much better value and prettier girls imo.

Carrie from Bulgaria works at least 7 years at Artemis. She is always grumpy. Upsells is an understatement. She used to be very pretty, but IMO not a stunner 9.5/10. Never passed 8. 5/10. But I also see most of the rest as 6/10, so my curve is lower anyway. 6 years ago Carrie had a good skin on the face. Now she is just old and wrinkled with layers of make up. Her behavior is absolutely terrible. But she is in good company at Artemis. I'm not negative just realistic, honestly.

[Mr Ho]

Mr Ho.

Only stunner that was left on my recent visit was Carrie (BUL) and even if I has been with her on several occasions over the years she is not GFE and upsells BBBJ and the younger pretty girls at Artemis I wouldn't call stunners, none of them are above 7/8 out of 10 in my book.

Visit Spain instead much better value and prettier girls imo.

OK, I got to go through Berlin for transit, so I might as well as hit my old fav. I will give out feed back like in late September. It is hit and miss, but I hope I will get lucky.

[TeddyBears]

Mr Ho.

Only stunner that was left on my recent visit was Carrie (BUL) and even if I has been with her on several occasions over the years she is not GFE and upsells BBBJ and the younger pretty girls at Artemis I wouldn't call stunners, none of them are above 7/8 out of 10 in my book.

Visit Spain instead much better value and prettier girls imo.

[ZimmerBaby]

I would really suggest Acapulco over Acapulco Gold now that it reopened last weekend. And perhaps somewhere like Babylon or Sixsense is better than Bernds. As for Magnum type of club, Villa Vertigo (it has a new name I forgot) or PHG might have better girls for the day. Similar type of clubs, so lineups change a bit. Can be lucky anywhere in the clubs mentioned, but its a risk seeing lineups are smaller in average in nrw. Best have a car and backup plans if you are choosy. But entry fees can add up unless you are smart about checking for discounts.

Thanks! Definitely on my list.

[Mr Ho]

I have been only for the first time in 2017. I was back in summer 2018. I will be back again this summer.

There were many ugly old sharks as you mentioned. Tattooed hustlers from eastern bloc and Turkish girls hustling.

I was still able to have fun by just avoiding those girls and avoiding the bar.

Last summer I had an amazing Latina that I ended up sessioning with twice.

An actual German girl from Berlin.

A nice Polish girl.

All young and (relatively) fresh.

I frequented Artemis from year 2009 till 2015. It used to be my favorite club because of following:

1: facility was big and good enough for me to stay all day and I can even work out. And plenty of escape place to just relax and chill away from girls. I used to enjoy laying on garden bed and watch stars / sky between sessions.

2: Line up was so diverse back then with about 2 to 5 stunner level girls in line up and new ones often get added each week or two, so each visit provided me few new stunner level beauty to fuck.

3: Food is not good, but I am not there for food and I often took in Turkish meal from outside. Also I met some nice guys there during meal for casual chats. I liked those meetings that you only meet then and gone forever. Memorable chats.

4: Upsell was always there, but all the best of best dirty service I got in FKK were in Artemis and palace. These tourist upsell club offer good service if you give into upsell that was reasonable enough.

5: Beside smokes, I love the set up of main bar where I can sit on sofa and look at girls walking in and of course stairway area where slot machine is with good lighting to see all the girls walking into main bar.

6: Good steam room separated from main building where you get away from it all. It is good if you stay long time.

However, in 2015. Somehow stunners in lineup vanished and it was left with mostly just older plastic monster girls with too much paints on their body. And upsell became just too extreme beginning to try to charge you for every little actions, I could negotiate and get what I want, but I got tired of dealing with the deal girls offer that only serve them. So I decided to move on to Hessen then to nrw.

I am returning in late summer this year to Artemis too. I hope it will be good visit.

Either way, I have so many good memories in Artemis that it is nostalgic for me just being there. Some stunner girls I sessioned with are long gone, but I will still see their shadows here and there when I will be in Artemis, this is something I like about FKK mongering, I am there for pure sex, but I do enjoy these nostalgic moments.

You meet these stunners that blow your mind, take her to upstairs, do most dirty first night of honeymoon sex, share some memorable moment that last inside your head eternally, go down stairs, pay reasonable amount, kiss and she is gone forever soon or later. Then on to the next stunner.

[Pistons]

Next and first visits: Dolce Vita, Magnum, Golden Time, Acapulco Gold, Bernds and Oceans. There are more clubs available too, some with shitty reviews, but I don't care, have to see them by myself.

I would really suggest Acapulco over Acapulco Gold now that it reopened last weekend. And perhaps somewhere like Babylon or Sixsense is better than Bernds. As for Magnum type of club, Villa Vertigo (it has a new name I forgot) or PHG might have better girls for the day. Similar type of clubs, so lineups change a bit. Can be lucky anywhere in the clubs mentioned, but its a risk seeing lineups are smaller in average in nrw. Best have a car and backup plans if you are choosy. But entry fees can add up unless you are smart about checking for discounts.

[ZimmerBaby]

Wow I have a lot of 'research' to get through. Thanks.

Lots of valuable info in the Reports of Distinction part:

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...of-Distinction

[Tintin1]

Not enough reasearch done to answer your question. If you can survive without 9's and 10's, Living Room in Kaarst. Easy access from Dusseldorf HBh to IKEA Kaarst with S-bahn. Sky Saunaclub in Wuppertal is also underrated. Samya is ok but too many cocks per sqm and loud Turkish music.

Next and first visits: Dolce Vita, Magnum, Golden Time, Acapulco Gold, Bernds and Oceans. There are more clubs available too, some with shitty reviews, but I don't care, have to see them by myself.

Wow I have a lot of 'research' to get through. Thanks.

[ZimmerBaby]

What do you think the top clubs are in NRW. Sorry to post this in the Berlin section. Going back to Berlin and Artemis next month, but 'might' try a road trip for 48 hours.

Not enough reasearch done to answer your question. If you can survive without 9's and 10's, Living Room in Kaarst. Easy access from Dusseldorf HBh to IKEA Kaarst with S-bahn. Sky Saunaclub in Wuppertal is also underrated. Samya is ok but too many cocks per sqm and loud Turkish music.

Next and first visits: Dolce Vita, Magnum, Golden Time, Acapulco Gold, Bernds and Oceans. There are more clubs available too, some with shitty reviews, but I don't care, have to see them by myself.

[The Cane]

You want to know which club? That would be 50 E for the info.

The purpose of the site is to share information. If you don't want to do that, then that's your prerogative. But then, you should just post nothing about it versus coming off as "I know something you don't".

[ZimmerBaby]

Artemis really so bad?

I've had more than hundred visits at A and have experienced some spectacular moments. Back then I used to pay 50 for CIM. Never anal or lesbian shows for me. The first period of president Obama was a historically high peak for me.

Some weeks ago I visited a club near Dusseldorf:

Was greeted by a Dominican smiling girl with huge tits. Gave me a guided tour around the club, then gave me a towel and kept waiting for me while I was showering. On my way out of shower area, she grabbed my hand, removed the towel and gave me a girlfriend DFK while she caressed my cock. Then went down and performed a spectacular BBBJ until I was close to cum. She stopped and asked if I wanted a coffee or tea in the living room. My heart was beating fast, FAST! My reproductive organ wasn't able too sleep while I tried to drink the coffee. She sat with me and kissed my ears, and played with me until I pre-cummed a lot. She observed this and removed it with her right index finger, which she put in her mouth and swallowed. Note: during this initial 30 minutes, not once did she ask me to zimmer her. She actually offerd me to try the food; meatballs in tomato sauce, spaghetti, fresh bread with Jamon Iberico and salads. I thought no fucking meatballs now, I have to session her before madness destoys my body and soul.

1 hour session, lots of DFK (actually so much and extreme that I could barely breath). Body kissing, BBBJ, ball sucking and rimming. I was in paradise. Fucking in several positions, back to 69, more kissing and sucked me off in CIM. Then ended it with a nice back massage. Price: 80 E / 1 hour.

How does this sound to you?

These things sometimes happened to me at Artemis in 2009,2010 and 2011. But today, negotiate for LFK, BBBJ and massage? Many FFK visits makes a man hard to please.

You want to know which club? That would be 50 E for the info.

[ExpatLover]

I have been only for the first time in 2017. I was back in summer 2018. I will be back again this summer.

There were many ugly old sharks as you mentioned. Tattooed hustlers from eastern bloc and Turkish girls hustling.

I was still able to have fun by just avoiding those girls and avoiding the bar.

Last summer I had an amazing Latina that I ended up sessioning with twice.

An actual German girl from Berlin.

A nice Polish girl.

All young and (relatively) fresh.

Before going to the room ask the girl to go with you outside under the sunshine, not sure you will not change your mind, extremely difficult to find a fresh and young girl, good luck.

[Ludacris775]

I have written a few times in the Amsterdam thread. I refer to those postings. You can easily find them. I am not going to repeat over and over again. Just search and RTFF.

No problem, I easily found those posts and read them. No need for you to repeat anything. They were very informative about the mistakes a lot of tourists make in the RLD.

[ExpatLover]

What do you think the top clubs are in NRW. Sorry to post this in the Berlin section. Going back to Berlin and Artemis next month, but 'might' try a road trip for 48 hours.

Samya was great but also going down a lot in the recent months, NRW is not at he level of Hessen, with Shark, Oase and World. For me no more any reason to go there.

[BlueBudgie]

I have been only for the first time in 2017. I was back in summer 2018. I will be back again this summer.

There were many ugly old sharks as you mentioned. Tattooed hustlers from eastern bloc and Turkish girls hustling.

I was still able to have fun by just avoiding those girls and avoiding the bar.

Last summer I had an amazing Latina that I ended up sessioning with twice.

An actual German girl from Berlin.

A nice Polish girl.

All young and (relatively) fresh.

They of course did do upsells for OV ohne etc.

What I hate is when they upsell for simple kissing not even zunge kissing.

I tell them Nevermind at that point.

Anyway two weeks from now I will have a report to offer!