FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Danny227]

Although Artemis compared to other FKK clubs in western part of Germany (Golden Time, Samya, Living room) and around Frankfurt (Oase, Sharks) may be higher priced and some girls in fact deny to give honey moon service for 60 Euro in 30 minutes, I would still think you should not bother with other locations in Berlin and instead take advantage of Artemis. Artemis brings all the advantages of an FKK experience. You can choose your girl from a large collection of naked girls and just have to pick the right girl. My experience is that with a 1 HR (120 Euro) session you can find GFE services with a beautiful girl. I usually only avoid all German girls. I know that there may be some German girls around in clubs who give good service but I am just too old and can't forget the service which was given by German hookers in brothels before the era of FKK clubs. IMO FKK club revolutionized the available service and this was only possible with opening of the east european borders.

Bottom line: Go to Artemis and do not bother with other clubs in Berlin. You will end up loose more money on less attractive girls.

Simply not true. 1 HR 150, many authenticated super service escorts, all included (no extras but anal). Higher experiences max at 200, but these are really amazing. Artemis is far below its golden days. However, if you do a good DD you can be ok. Artemis is for a full day experience. If all that is needed is sex, escorts in Berlin are very high level, period!

[PumDiPum]

Happy second birthday Vienna. Don't feed the SataneTroll, he got a big stomach. Artemis obviously has not a big need to overpay for nice reports. Maybe you could post some of them to keep the thread balanced. (Already done).

People should sing your song, JohnVonDer. Maybe weird flavour of mine but I only went out of Artemis hungry if I forgot to eat before 2 am (attention, this is information). But in kitchen I am like a prostitute, I can only make the noodle soft. Maybe the chef CEO's here are right as always. PfuiPfui food!

Pinball, I liked your review. For me it is no problem if you prefer to keep the intimacy you did in room for yourself. Most men do so, if not all. Only the lion with the shortest dick have to roar the loudest. Don't be angry with 'Nutten Nooky', I am sure he likes to read here too. No matter which lines.

Keep going.

[Steve 9696]

I am headed to Berlin next month. I can't go to another city. I don't need late night, can go during the day. I just read a bunch here and from what I see I think I should avoid Artemis and go somewhere that is a bit more relaxed and reasonable. What are the FKKs you senior members suggest I look at in Berlin?

I agree with toto001 here. Yes Artemis is overpriced if you compare to other cities, but you are not in those cities! It is the only serious FKK option in Berlin. The club itself is great and you can have a good time. And as I said in my reports you will find a mix. If you only do one room it's a dice roll. If you do three rooms chances are a couple will be good.

My first night (a Sunday) was pretty good. My second day (Tuesday) was a ton of fun. Just don't expect to get off with a small bill. Expectations is half the battle.

[Danny227]

You make report on public forum, say almost nothing about girls, just when to go - this is news after 10,790+ reports over 13.5 years of A being open? And food bad. Though at least we know time of first session and time you ate. Really.

If you make report, think, and please include names, what you paid for what service, how long, was it fun, would you recommend or repeat- something to help reader make good decisions? Anything else pointless.

True Nooky. Incomplete information is pointless.

[ExpatLover]

Although Artemis compared to other FKK clubs in western part of Germany (Golden Time, Samya, Living room) and around Frankfurt (Oase, Sharks) may be higher priced and some girls in fact deny to give honey moon service for 60 Euro in 30 minutes, I would still think you should not bother with other locations in Berlin and instead take advantage of Artemis. Artemis brings all the advantages of an FKK experience. You can choose your girl from a large collection of naked girls and just have to pick the right girl. My experience is that with a 1 HR (120 Euro) session you can find GFE services with a beautiful girl. I usually only avoid all German girls. I know that there may be some German girls around in clubs who give good service but I am just too old and can't forget the service which was given by German hookers in brothels before the era of FKK clubs. IMO FKK club revolutionized the available service and this was only possible with opening of the east european borders.

Bottom line: Go to Artemis and do not bother with other clubs in Berlin. You will end up loose more money on less attractive girls.

Sorry but may be you have better info than I but there is no other FKK club in Berlin, next one is in Leipzig same owner as World and Manhattan, which means the HA. Artemis is a challenging place I really think it is better to try some escort but every one has is own opinion, for me a no go place despite multiple visits.

[Toto001]

I am headed to Berlin next month. I can't go to another city. I don't need late night, can go during the day. I just read a bunch here and from what I see I think I should avoid Artemis and go somewhere that is a bit more relaxed and reasonable. What are the FKKs you senior members suggest I look at in Berlin?

Although Artemis compared to other FKK clubs in western part of Germany (Golden Time, Samya, Living room) and around Frankfurt (Oase, Sharks) may be higher priced and some girls in fact deny to give honey moon service for 60 Euro in 30 minutes, I would still think you should not bother with other locations in Berlin and instead take advantage of Artemis. Artemis brings all the advantages of an FKK experience. You can choose your girl from a large collection of naked girls and just have to pick the right girl. My experience is that with a 1 HR (120 Euro) session you can find GFE services with a beautiful girl. I usually only avoid all German girls. I know that there may be some German girls around in clubs who give good service but I am just too old and can't forget the service which was given by German hookers in brothels before the era of FKK clubs. IMO FKK club revolutionized the available service and this was only possible with opening of the east european borders.

Bottom line: Go to Artemis and do not bother with other clubs in Berlin. You will end up loose more money on less attractive girls.

[PinballMachine]

You make report on public forum, say almost nothing about girls, just when to go - this is news after 10,790+ reports over 13.5 years of A being open? And food bad. Though at least we know time of first session and time you ate. Really.

If you make report, think, and please include names, what you paid for what service, how long, was it fun, would you recommend or repeat- something to help reader make good decisions? Anything else pointless.

Maybe pointless to you, but I think not for newbies who often ask what time should I go? Is the food good or should I take a break and go to a restaurant? How many Girls around at 16:00?

[Danny227]

Guys,

Just a quick comment about the food: The food in Artemis is provided to fuel you. To give you the energy your body needs to keep banging throughout the day. It is not done for pleasure or enjoyment. So let's have modest expectations on the variety and quality.

What are you talking about? As in any club in Europe: you pay entry, in this case 80 euros for use of the wellness facilities, non alcoholic drinks and the food.

[BlueBudgie]

Guys,

Just a quick comment about the food: The food in Artemis is provided to fuel you. To give you the energy your body needs to keep banging throughout the day. It is not done for pleasure or enjoyment. So let's have modest expectations on the variety and quality.

I really find the food to be not to terrible. Brunch is decent. And dinner is OK. Its at least two steps up from airline food.

[ExpatLover]

You make report on public forum, say almost nothing about girls, just when to go - this is news after 10,790+ reports over 13.5 years of A being open? And food bad. Though at least we know time of first session and time you ate. Really.

If you make report, think, and please include names, what you paid for what service, how long, was it fun, would you recommend or repeat- something to help reader make good decisions? Anything else pointless.

It is your opinion, just accept that we can have another one, no need to report about girls or prices this is a cas to case basis, how the girl is feeling with you, how you act with her, how is the chemistry between you, the girls are not machines and are flexible many of them prefer to be in the room with a friendly guy that to get bored by setting in the bar area, what matters the most for me at least is the ratio man to woman and the number of girls present.

[Nooky Ninja]

Made a visit this Thursday together with a friend. We arrived around 14:00, maybe 15 Girls around. Few punters. First session around 16;30 with a petite Turkish girl, second session with a tall German girl with silicone, third round with a brunette from Poland with natural a cup tits. Way more Girls around from 21:00 a Clock. My suggestion is that you do not have to go early, because the selection of Girls is way improved from 21:00. 18:00 dinner food was horrible.

You make report on public forum, say almost nothing about girls, just when to go - this is news after 10,790+ reports over 13.5 years of A being open? And food bad. Though at least we know time of first session and time you ate. Really.

If you make report, think, and please include names, what you paid for what service, how long, was it fun, would you recommend or repeat- something to help reader make good decisions? Anything else pointless.

[VonderJohn]

Made a visit this Thursday together with a friend. We arrived around 14:00, maybe 15 Girls around. Few punters.

First session around 16;30 with a petite Turkish girl, second session with a tall German girl with silicone, third round with a brunette from Poland with natural a cup tits.

Way more Girls around from 21:00 a Clock. My suggestion is that you do not have to go early, because the selection of Girls is way improved from 21:00. Way more selection.

18:00 dinner food was horrible. Horrible.

Guys,

Just a quick comment about the food: The food in Artemis is provided to fuel you. To give you the energy your body needs to keep banging throughout the day. It is not done for pleasure or enjoyment. So let's have modest expectations on the variety and quality.

[Vienna2017]

Be glad that you were not forced to pay the bill by an aggressive security that jumps around on Tilidin, as it is regularly the case in Friedrichsdorf.

The hookers only follow the basic advices and house rules. Ultimately, it's always the customer's fault if he gets ripped off. It was your fault! This is called prostitution, organized rip-off.

A sad thing, please don't support this business weekly and try it next time with a neon light-green robe. Looks even better on cameras behind the mirrors.

My review of the comments in recent months informs that Artemis has the business model of ripping people off. Artemis does not seem to understand that straight-forward business practices will create more money for the sex workers and the business.

[PinballMachine]

Made a visit this Thursday together with a friend. We arrived around 14:00, maybe 15 Girls around. Few punters.

First session around 16;30 with a petite Turkish girl, second session with a tall German girl with silicone, third round with a brunette from Poland with natural a cup tits.

Way more Girls around from 21:00 a Clock. My suggestion is that you do not have to go early, because the selection of Girls is way improved from 21:00. Way more selection.

18:00 dinner food was horrible. Horrible.

[PumDiPum]

Later, Pamela sat down talked to me, and I told her everything I wanted. She told me it would all be included for the same price with no upselling. I verified this with her 2-3 times before leaving the bar. When we got to the room, she asked me "what do you like"? I said I already told you downstairs. She said, oh for this and that, it's an extra 50 euros! But we had already agreed that everything I asked for was included when we spoke downstairs. She kept arguing with me and denying it. I went and complained to management downstairs, and even though she did lie, management sided with her and also lied and said I was already in the room with her for 10 minutes even though it was more like 2-3. Pamela is also a racist who was saying negative things about Romanians.

This place is absolute garbage and apparently they have an interest in just ripping off foreigners or anyone that they can. And management lets them do it and backs them up. I heard mixed reviews about the place before going, and there aren't many options for FKK in Berlin. But I shouldn't have gone apparently.

Be glad that you were not forced to pay the bill by an aggressive security that jumps around on Tilidin, as it is regularly the case in Friedrichsdorf.

The hookers only follow the basic advice's and house rules. Ultimately, it's always the customer's fault if he gets ripped off. It was your fault! This is called prostitution, organized rip-off.

A sad sad thing, please don't support this business weekly and try it next time with a neon light-green robe. Looks even better on cameras behind the mirrors.