FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Danny227]

Okay, fine, I'll spend 200 euros for 1. 5 hours. But are we going to spend these 1. 5 hours in the room? Certainly I won't do that. I've seen a number of clients enjoy their lady for like 30 minutes before going to the room, then go to the room for another 30 minutes, have a shot or two, then spend another 30 minutes enjoying her in the bar. I'm not sure what kind of service this is. Is it the GF experience? What should I exactly tell the lady if this is what I want? (enjoying the 1. 5 hours around Artemis with her, not just in the room. Maybe in the kino and on the bar too).

Afterall, the sex part doesn't take more than 15 minutes all together. So exactly how will this 1. 5 hour be spent? How can the client utilize it the most?

It depends what you like in the room. Not all people take only 15 minutes. But, I can tell you that a 1.5 hour session involve maximum wasted 10 minutes for toilet or a cigarette break. The act of service that is not limited to netto sex (also no massage), take up most of the session. That said, you still need to do your DD with the girl, but very high chances at this rate for top service. The only thing is, one must like the Artemis type girls, less natural 18-22. Some people only need half an hour, in that case Artemis is difficult for them and it is really not the best club for them to go to. A good half an hour service starts at 100 and you still need to search good to find a trustworthy girl. I ask the same normally the opposite question, whatvcan a person do in half an hour? It is over before it begins.

[Canary]

Afterall, the sex part doesn't take more than 15 minutes all together. So exactly how will this 1. 5 hour be spent? How can the client utilize it the most?

I wish "the sex part" only took me 15 minutes, I would save a bloody fortune!

[Member #4636]

Afterall, the sex part doesn't take more than 15 minutes all together. So exactly how will this 1. 5 hour be spent? How can the client utilize it the most?

There are some ladies that are booked for hours for some clients. Usually they are very beautiful and have this diva attitude drinking only champagne etc. I met one of these ladies in Palace. She was booked for 8-9 hours to a company of 2-3 men, every 2-3 hours one was fucking her for maybe 20 minutes and all other time was spent in the bar drinking and pretending they are having a 'fun party' time. So yes I guess they also sell a bar GFE experience to customers but not all of them, it depends to the girl.

[VonderJohn]

For 200, 1.5 hours, I get outstanding service at Artemis and no unnecessary extras are charged. .

Okay, fine, I'll spend 200 euros for 1. 5 hours. But are we going to spend these 1. 5 hours in the room? Certainly I won't do that. I've seen a number of clients enjoy their lady for like 30 minutes before going to the room, then go to the room for another 30 minutes, have a shot or two, then spend another 30 minutes enjoying her in the bar. I'm not sure what kind of service this is. Is it the GF experience? What should I exactly tell the lady if this is what I want? (enjoying the 1. 5 hours around Artemis with her, not just in the room. Maybe in the kino and on the bar too).

Afterall, the sex part doesn't take more than 15 minutes all together. So exactly how will this 1. 5 hour be spent? How can the client utilize it the most?

[ExpatLover]

"Now I have heard about Artemis lately, and she did promise to provide a great time for 100 Euros 30 minutes, I gave in stupidly and then she did the Amsterdam RLD, you are not hard enough trick after doing the best to kill my mood. So that is quite a lot of cheating. After her promise, when I stupidly went with the flow, she started with no kissing, not even on the cheek and then no doggy style I have to make sure you are hard and so on. ".

Interesting review. I will be frequenting the Berlin scene on a very regular basis over many years to come. So, if this is the status of Artemis now, I will certainly avoid this place, even though I loved it back in 2007 and the following years. If management is hell-bent on destroying their own business, nobody can save them. I'll try Kaufmich or whatever escort agency is around.

The Hell Angels are managing the club, and they have other problems today that Artemis.

[Danny227]

170 for the hour.

That's a good price to a great time in a one hour session at Artemis. Some girls don't room for 50, but for 150, the give heavenly service. The alternative is privates where girls charge 150-200 an hour. At least here, we can talk and choose. Paid double this in Globe last month, but can't beat the service at Globe. Worth every penny.

[Danny227]

Because people lie to make a point. They don't know a girl or visit a club once in a blue moon and provide bad reputation or false information. False information is why I write what I write. Is that not the reason we are writing here? To review and provide fellow poster correct information?

Do that but in a better way. Not offending others.

A3

I believe in being blunt. False posters are the worst, but I don't want to have this discussion anymore. It is what it is.

[TheRugdr]

Anyone seen Avril at Artemis lately? She's a skinny, pale Romanian with dyed red hair.

[Danny227]

Why are you reviewing non stop other member's posts? Write you own reports if you have a different story. You are not going to change their opinion. And to say other members are lying is argumentative. People sometime confuses names, time, day or wherever.

A3

Because people lie to make a point. They don't know a girl or visit a club once in a blue moon and provide bad reputation or false information. False information is why I write what I write. Is that not the reason we are writing here? To review and provide fellow poster correct information?

Do that but in a better way. Not offending others.

A3

[Danny227]

Why are you reviewing non stop other member's posts? Write you own reports if you have a different story. You are not going to change their opinion. And to say other members are lying is argumentative. People sometime confuses names, time, day or wherever.

A3

[Saurus]

I had a chance to visit Berlin earlier this summer. Sessioned with Lydia and later Amy, giving them each an hour. Not sure what Lydia is; probably Romanian, maybe Hungarian, not German though. Skinny and cute in a mousy sort of way with dark hair and glasses and a kind of squeaky voice. Amy says she is German and from Stuttgart. Blonde, pretty, lean, and natural. Overall great body. Not a price gouger. I'd been with both on a previous trip last year but didn't remember how I liked either of them and didn't even realize I'd had Amy before until I approached her and she insisted I was familiar.

Lydia was nothing special; pretty unenthusiastic. Probably won't repeat again unless I'm desperate for options.

Amy was great though. If I had her last year I'm surprised I don't remember. Maybe she considers me a repeat customer now and gave me a better performance than before. Really felt like a good GFE with her initiating round 2 before I even thought I was ready. I actually went back a couple days later just for another hour with her and it was another great session.

I know there's a lot of unhappiness here about the LU and I have to agree for the most part. The only reason I decided to share today is because I think Amy is an excellent counter-example to a lot of the complaints, but probably the only one.

[Louie De Palma]

"Now I have heard about Artemis lately, and she did promise to provide a great time for 100 Euros 30 minutes, I gave in stupidly and then she did the Amsterdam RLD, you are not hard enough trick after doing the best to kill my mood. So that is quite a lot of cheating. After her promise, when I stupidly went with the flow, she started with no kissing, not even on the cheek and then no doggy style I have to make sure you are hard and so on. ".

Interesting review. I will be frequenting the Berlin scene on a very regular basis over many years to come. So, if this is the status of Artemis now, I will certainly avoid this place, even though I loved it back in 2007 and the following years. If management is hell-bent on destroying their own business, nobody can save them. I'll try Kaufmich or whatever escort agency is around.

[ExpatLover]

I had an amazing experience in that club in May 2017. Also an australian asian guy told me who had a 2 weeks sex vacation in Germany told me that he found Artemis to be the best of the german clubs.

So this is how wide, taste can differ.

Now to the behaviour below:

Please guys, let's do each other a favor and call out those ladies:

A) Here with name and description. Let's put an "AVOID Monika (or whatever her chosen nickname is)" into the subject. And describe what happened briefly.

ALSO.


B) go to the desk / reception and tell your bad experience with the girl. Many receptions will tend to trust customers, esp if some girls are often accused of bad service. This way the desk can simply refuse entrance to them. They will do it to avoid any long-term damage to the club.

If a Asian guy living in Australian is telling it, it must be true like the existence of Jesus. I have nothing to add with my only 700 FKK visits in most of the clubs in Germany.

[Danny227]

Artemis kicks them out directly if a client will say he had that offer or BBBJ service. True, Artemis, is more expensive than most clubs in Germany. I think comparing 30 min for 60 euro at Artemis to 30 minutes for 50 euros in other clubs as Artemis does not charge 50 euros, but 60 euros. True, in other clubs your chances are better to get good service for 30 minutes, but not as high as they used to be. Kissing and BBBJ service starts at 100 normally. 30 minutes clients have no reason to go to Artemis. No chance to get good service. And, they are not likely to get great service anywhere unless they are repeat clients that girls know. To enjoy Artemis, you must be a 1 HR client and be willing to pay 120 - 200 euro, depending on the girl. With Romanians one has greater chances for good service for 120-150 euro. Germans, no less than 150, if you are lucky. For 200, 1.5 hours, I get outstanding service at Artemis and no unnecessary extras are charged. Artemis is a great club for certain type of clients. Also True, it was better 2 years ago, price wise and service, again, it depends what type of client you are. That said, being better two years ago doesn't make it bad now. This is a tourist place. BTW, Sharks and Oase were much better two years ago as well. World improved marginally after a huge decline, but far away from the 3 years ago level. Clubs are declining and that is a trend and a fact. If you are a 50 euro client, go to World, best chances for good service. Artemis should be evaluated based on that standard as it is not a 50 euro or a half type of club. Even at smaller clubs like Harmony, you will pay 100 for 30 minutes of good service and still, you should do a DD on the girl before because if you are a tourist, she might pull a fast one on you. Cheers.

[Member #4636]

Good report Delta.

If this shit keeps up, the new sex dolls are going to make Artemis obsolete. Thanks you as I was considering trying it out as an excuse to see Berlin. Fuck that place.

According to all recent reviews including my experience (twice) the place really sucks. So many people can't be wrong.