FKK Artemis - Berlin

[ExpatLover]

I was in Artemis last week end. From my point of view, the LU was poorer than before, maybe this is an effect of leaving of many German Women or summer period. I talked with a German woman who told me 70% of the pool are made of Romanian and Bulgarian women. Thus it tends to be like the other German clubs. I met a pretty German blonde woman who offered me a 30 min package at 100 euros. I replied that I preferred the standard one, because I'd like to see other women. She said OK and the session was good. I globally spent less than before in the club as and I felt bored in the middle of the night.

To get bored happen to many of us, that it is why I enjoy a lot the sauna, and I am extremely selective for the girls, even I can easily leave without any session, so easy to return the next day for me.

[Java Man]

I went Wed night, It was Pool Party night. All the girls were in bikinis. The 80 cover incl 2 mixed drinks. They had BBQ also, but only chicken and Pork. This was my first visit to Artemis. For the size of this place, I was expecting more Women. There were some very good looking ladies. I eventually picked a very sexy Romanian Babe. Had lots of fun in the room with her, all the usual acronyms incl. Very expensive night with the cover and the extras in the room.

[HDN2015]

I was in Artemis last week end. From my point of view, the LU was poorer than before, maybe this is an effect of leaving of many German Women or summer period. I talked with a German woman who told me 70% of the pool are made of Romanian and Bulgarian women. Thus it tends to be like the other German clubs. I met a pretty German blonde woman who offered me a 30 min package at 100 euros. I replied that I preferred the standard one, because I'd like to see other women. She said OK and the session was good. I globally spent less than before in the club as and I felt bored in the middle of the night.

[HDN2015]

I was in Artemis last week end. From my point of view, the LU was poorer than before, maybe this is an effect of leaving of many German Women or summer period. I talked with a German woman who told me 70% of the pool are made of Romanian and Bulgarian women. Thus it tends to be like the other German clubs. I met a pretty German blonde woman who offered me a 30 min package at 100 euros. I replied that I preferred the standard one, because I'd like to see other women. She said OK and the session was good. I globally spent less than before in the club as and I felt bored in the middle of the night.

[Member #4636]

Last I heard she was in Artemis Berlin.

Does anyone know if she is still there, because I will be in Berlin shortly?

I did a session with her in Artemis about a month ago.

[Pistons]

Swedish guy who gave me his card that I lost due to stolen robe last Tuesday 11 days ago, please PM me. Yes I know I said I don't write here, LOL. (I guess you are someone here).

[Danny227]

I thought she only had a short stint at Artemis. Last time I saw her was at Palace before summer, probably May or June.

I even asked today one girls who was friendly with her in sharks and she didn't know what I was talking about. Last I know was also palace.

[Rogue Nation]

Last I heard she was in Artemis Berlin.

Does anyone know if she is still there, because I will be in Berlin shortly?

I thought she only had a short stint at Artemis. Last time I saw her was at Palace before summer, probably May or June.

[Danny227]

Artemis should be the best major club in Germany- but its one of the worst! It is in Berlin which is probably Europe's- if not the world's- best city for partying. I love Berlin. Artemis is centrally located and easy to get to by public transport. It even has a higher entry fee and is 60/30. To be fair when I first went there about 5 years ago the beauty level of the girls were as good as at any other major club (see my report from back then) and the atmosphere was probably the best party atmosphere. It still has a great party atmosphere at the long bar (I'd visit it now for that and for the outside jacuzzi and pool and it's wellness facilities). Unfortunately the main reason FKKs exist is for sex with beautiful girls and that is what, in my eyes at least, has been sorely missing from Artemis for the last 3 times went there..

Personal opinion is understandable. And, true, Artemis doesn't have many girls of that type you mention. But the extreme statement is also not true, most girls are not mid 30's. Also, that type wouldn't be a star there, it is a tourist club and a club for mostly young tourists, and this they like that look. Now many many girls at the moment relocated from Heesen and NRW clubs. Also, you can group Sharks and Palace as similar clubs or Globe. You are mixing oil and water. Palace is the mother of all porn star girls. Sharks has a healthy mix tending towards the natural girls. Just a false statement.

Granted Artemis is the exact opposite of sharks for girls type (less naturals). Artemis is also very strict with girls documentation rules and other clubs less. I can tell you for a fact that not all clubs check registration of girls. Therefore, they can get different types.

You can find everything in Artemis, just some things are scars. The upselling is the issue. But you don't care, I don't also. I don't like that it is full with tourists that want to party. It kills the relax atmosphere.

I also result to privates when I have nothing to do in the club, but I do that in sharks too, so. It really isn't that bad. Especially, in current times where girls from all over come to Artemis. You project a point in time of a visit (s) onto always.

[Danny227]

Last I heard she was in Artemis Berlin.

Does anyone know if she is still there, because I will be in Berlin shortly?

Have not seen her in Artemis, not recently and not at all. Why do you think she is there?

[Delta Indigo]

Last I heard she was in Artemis Berlin.

Does anyone know if she is still there, because I will be in Berlin shortly?

[Sebastiane]

Artemis should be the best major club in Germany- but its one of the worst! It is in Berlin which is probably Europe's- if not the world's- best city for partying. I love Berlin. Artemis is centrally located and easy to get to by public transport. It even has a higher entry fee and is 60/30. To be fair when I first went there about 5 years ago the beauty level of the girls were as good as at any other major club (see my report from back then) and the atmosphere was probably the best party atmosphere. It still has a great party atmosphere at the long bar (I'd visit it now for that and for the outside jacuzzi and pool and it's wellness facilities). Unfortunately the main reason FKKs exist is for sex with beautiful girls and that is what, in my eyes at least, has been sorely missing from Artemis for the last 3 times went there. The upselling doesn't bother me as it happens in every German club to some extent, but the problem is the average girl here is more likely to be a woman in her mid 30's with plastic tits and loads of tattoos who has been in this business for a decade and is like a washed up boxer who used to be good! I don't want to pay 60/30 for girls I wouldn't even date for free. ! Of course, that's the average girl so there will be *some* attractive girls who are under 30 - preferably under 25 - slim, natural breasts, very little tattoos; the problem is many of these tend to be booked or you have to spend a lot of time trying to find them.

Would I visit Artemis next time I am in Berlin? Possibly especially in summer just for the fun party atmosphere but I'd probably visit one of the brothels or get an escort beforehand! If some beautiful slim young 20 year old Romanian did come to Artemis she would be the undisputed queen and could make a lot of money- so I wonder why that doesn't happen? The management of Artemis should take a look at Sharks, Oase, Palace, or even go to any of the Hamburg clubs or pop in to Globe and have a look at the kind of girls high-paying mongers like.

[Danny227]

I forgot to say in previous posts that the most beautiful girl in the club is a brunette working in the bar. She was so beautiful and sweet I was sitting in the bar staring at her for an hour. I kept ordering drinks just to look at me. I told her she was the best in the club and she smiled. I wish she was in the LU.

She is beautiful. If that is your type, then Artemis is not for you. She is Romanian. Looks a little German.

[ExpatLover]

I forgot to say in previous posts that the most beautiful girl in the club is a brunette working in the bar. She was so beautiful and sweet I was sitting in the bar staring at her for an hour. I kept ordering drinks just to look at me. I told her she was the best in the club and she smiled. I wish she was in the LU.

I think that you don t sessioned her, this is the life today in the clubs the most beautiful girls are not the prostitutes'

[Member #4636]

In matter of personal preference, you can't be wrong as it is subjective. Artemis is probably the most expensive club with Germany, so value for money is, again, subjective. But, you are not a frequent visitor, so your sample size is not significant enough to reflect club culture. For me the worst club ATM is Palace prices are either in line or more expensive. 5 euro entry difference is negligible. The facility itself in Artemis is great and clean. Girls are a matter of taste, like mentioned before not many 18-22 year old. At the moment, Artemis is a little more expensive: 15 euro entry and 10 euro per half hour over other clubs. For two hours in total in the room, that's 55 euro more per visit, not to bad for me. But need to know how to get that golden extra with no charge and then you are fine. You want guaranteed service and guaranteed good time, go to globe.

I forgot to say in previous posts that the most beautiful girl in the club is a brunette working in the bar. She was so beautiful and sweet I was sitting in the bar staring at her for an hour. I kept ordering drinks just to look at me. I told her she was the best in the club and she smiled. I wish she was in the LU.