FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Member #4636]

Hi guys!

In your opinion what is the best arrival time?

Next Thursday will be my first time in FKK and I'll be landing in Berlin at 1:30 pm but I'd like to visit Berlin beforehand.

Thank you in advance.

You have plenty of time to visit the city before heading to Artemis which is the only FKK anyway. From the airport Tegel or the other shitty one you can go downtown in 30 minutes approx and see some places of interest by walk and then have plenty of time to take the train to Westkreuz station which is only 5 minutes walk from the club.

[TheCanadian]

Hi guys,

I plan to be in Berlin on the week the World Cup starts in Russia and am afraid from a massive migration of working girls to Russia. I hope that I will not find an Artemis empty of girls. Opinions?

Don't worry. Berlin has always events like festivals, exhibitions, etc, also in June. I would rather stay away when really big events are on like IFA or Venus, because Arte could be very crowded then.

Hence, enjoy!

[EazyX]

Hi guys!

In your opinion what is the best arrival time?

Next Thursday will be my first time in FKK and I'll be landing in Berlin at 1:30 pm but I'd like to visit Berlin beforehand.

Thank you in advance.

[PumDiPum]

Public transport:

The day ticket is 8.00 Euro and valid until 03:00 am IMHO.

Yes, error after my assumption. Day ticket is valid until 3 am. Even better.

Here are some actual prices for the 2 hrs one direction tickets and for the day tickets. But no guarantee, maybe they changed on first of June.

Excuse, found it only in aleman language.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sour...5dUh1pzNjz7Hd6

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sour...f7-4ozbQUwRbsV

Hi guys,

I plan to be in Berlin on the week the World Cup starts in Russia and am afraid from a massive migration of working girls to Russia. I hope that I will not find an Artemis empty of girls. Opinions?

Hello you,

I think exactly the opposite could be the case. Consider what all the hooligans who were denied entry into Russia will do. They will overrun the Berlin Fan Mile and other places with a big public viewing all over the city such as beach bars and pubs, just to watch soccer and drinking in the sun all day long. (As well as a few others of the annually approximately 13 million Berlin tourists.).

After the final whistle a few of them could come to only one idea: "Lets go to a brothel to fuck!

As a working girl I would stay in artemis or become another new girlfriend of Christiano Ronaldo to travel for free to Russia.

I also hope that it is not empty of girls.

[SanPedro]

Hi guys,

I plan to be in Berlin on the week the World Cup starts in Russia and am afraid from a massive migration of working girls to Russia. I hope that I will not find an Artemis empty of girls. Opinions?

[ExpatLover]

Yeah, I was headed for the metro. It goes pretty close, but these days I have to save every bit of energy I have. So much easier to open up the MyTaxi app and chill. I wasn't bemoaning the price, just documenting it for other mongers. But, you're right. The taxi was the same cost as another short time.

Nope, can't remember her name, dark hair, super skinny, doesn't like the sun. Appears to stake out the bar area, friends with a very large blonde gal. She was just too much for me, if you've ever shagged a crack / coke person you'll know what I mean. One second a blow job then jumps up to talk to you, bite your stomach, down for another stroke or two of BJ then telling you she hates boring sex, then bites your arm, runs her mouth, jumps up etc etc. Like a love-bot with some seriously screwed up software.

Not my thing. I prefer them to just lay down, open and let me do the work.

Saving energy by refusing to walk from public transportation stop to Artemis, if this is true it is better you stay home. It is so close.

[TheCanadian]

I liked Amy much better. A German blonde, 1.65, 27 yo. Natural tits. I had to kiss her. One of the best sessions so far this year. At some point she couldn't stop kissing me any more. So. I paid her a huge tip. A good session should be rewarded. Amy is often sitting at the bar, closest spot to the pole.

Indeed, Amy is a gem. I never saw her hanging out at a bar since she finds me often than I her. However, she is charming, welcoming, and often wears lingerie.

Public transport:

The day ticket is 8.00 Euro and valid until 03:00 am IMHO.

The two hour ticket is 2.80 Euro now.

Above tickets are valid for zone A and be in Berlin. This is enough when you fly in via Tegel (TXL).

Schoenefeld (SXF) is in zone see, and that could be the 3. 40 Euro ticket.

However, either train station Halensee or Westkreuz, both are just a short walk away from Arte.

[PumDiPum]

Excuse my low to no English skills. I understood not everything exactly but I guess I got the main meaning. Taxi is far more relaxed, especially when it is so hot out there. Copy that, it safes some energy. I was also just trying to give some serious information about the easy public transport possibility to those who may interested.

So do you included the bill for the cab rides and one beer into your 330 euro all in all Artemis day costs? I am just asking because out of your writings I assume that all your 3 rooms were for 60 Euro each.

Nope, can't remember her name, dark hair, super skinny, doesn't like the sun. Appears to stake out the bar area, friends with a very large blonde gal. She was just too much for me, if you've ever shagged a crack / coke person you'll know what I mean. One second a blow job then jumps up to talk to you, bite your stomach, down for another stroke or two of BJ then telling you she hates boring sex, then bites your arm, runs her mouth, jumps up etc etc. Like a love-bot with some seriously screwed up software.

Not my thing. I prefer them to just lay down, open and let me do the work.

YaYa sounds tough to handle if you were actually looking for something else. I am sure you're able to score in the next yard. And really I don't know what you mean, but at least I am grinning if I imagine how the bored shark is trying to bite into elephants belly. Hope you don't misunderstood the humor.

Thanks for your responds.

[ElephantBeer]

Try public transport system next time. For 7.70 Euro you get a day ticket for the whole of Berlin. (I think valid until 2 am.) For 3.40 Euro you can drive through the city for 2 hours.

The money saved, compared to the taxi ride, you can invest in the hamam, an extra or a few beers.

Do you remember her name? I like crazy people or at least more then those who think they are not a bit insane at all.

Looking forward to Berlin.

Yeah, I was headed for the metro. It goes pretty close, but these days I have to save every bit of energy I have. So much easier to open up the MyTaxi app and chill. I wasn't bemoaning the price, just documenting it for other mongers. But, you're right. The taxi was the same cost as another short time.

Nope, can't remember her name, dark hair, super skinny, doesn't like the sun. Appears to stake out the bar area, friends with a very large blonde gal. She was just too much for me, if you've ever shagged a crack / coke person you'll know what I mean. One second a blow job then jumps up to talk to you, bite your stomach, down for another stroke or two of BJ then telling you she hates boring sex, then bites your arm, runs her mouth, jumps up etc etc. Like a love-bot with some seriously screwed up software.

Not my thing. I prefer them to just lay down, open and let me do the work.

[PumDiPum]

Took a taxi, it was 34 euro there and 30 on the way back (Mitte)...

Try public transport system next time. For 7.70 Euro you get a day ticket for the whole of Berlin. (I think valid until 2 am.) For 3.40 Euro you can drive through the city for 2 hours.

The money saved, compared to the taxi ride, you can invest in the hamam, an extra or a few beers.

.Took another German who was super thin, but up close looked like something escaped from the Egyptian Museum. She was totally insane, really insane...

Do you remember her name? I like crazy people or at least more then those who think they are not a bit insane at all.

Thanks for the work you put in your report.

Looking forward to Berlin.

[Pistons]

Raissa still working day shift? I missed out on her once or twice since she left too early. One of the few girls to look forward to at Artemis these days. Did you spot Aksena or Suna by the way? Or Ella?

[ElephantBeer]

I had the same thing happen with literally 5 of the 6 girls I experienced there. It's very annoying, but I get it.

Never had a girl hold the condom before. I've also never had a condom 'fall' off. I had to stop to ask her what she was doing. I thought maybe she was living in fear that one of my strokes would miss her vagina and land in her rear. (some danger of that as I could have let the MyTaxi park in there.

However, she replied she was holding the condom on. I explained that's what my cock is for. But she continued to hold it.

No BBBJ, holding condoms on, if this is where the world is going I'm just going to stay in Asia. But will miss my twice yearly trips to Germany. If nothing else for the beer and food.

[ElephantBeer]

There are 2 cinema's at Artemis. Which one did you try? Upstairs or downstairs? I've had some of my best sex experiences ever at the upstairs cinema. Downstairs kinda suck.

The pool outside is more shallow than at other clubs, like sharks. But I think it is the same size as sharks pool.

Downstairs are the chairs, upstairs the beds. The Spanish girl found me in the kino downstairs, I went with her primarily due to the erection caused from the porn clip.

I dropped into the downstairs kino 4 x, I was the only one 3 of those times, the fourth there was an Asian kid, me, and someone sleeping behind me. Girls rarely if ever dropped in downstairs while I was there, and no action.

Upstairs were the beds, I didn't really feel comfortable hanging in this room as it was always dead empty. I'd have to sit on a bed and I thought that was asking for company. The lineup on Monday was truly dire and I was more akin to the virgin-girl locked in the prison overnight. Always trying to dodge the inmates and escape with my dignity intact!

Yeah, maybe the same size as Sharks (pool) - but Sharks just felt more fun. Maybe it was the better LU and hormones. Or the more open area.

[Member #4733]

I was there last Friday. An update. The theke during the day is a young fresh girl that was very nice for a change. The amount of girls far exceeded the number of men until around 10 pm But it never got really crowded like it used to be.

The beauty of the girls is better than at GT for example. At any time of day until around 10 pm there were always 5 to 10 girls that I liked well enough for a session. The food is getting worse and worse. Wonder what will be next. Crackers and canned fish? The staff at the bar has improved greatly. Only little waiting for a drink. More blonde girls than I could remember in the last 6 or 7 years or so. Even more plastic than I could remember. Most noticeable is the great lack of men during the day. I was at the pool with 7 girls, no other men. That was around 2 am. For her fans: I think I saw Jenna. Mandy definitely was there. I talked with a very nice girl, her name is Julia but I did not session with her. Raissa was there two. Beautiful as ever and very good skills but I didn't want her early in the day as she can make me come in minutes with her blowjob, covered or not.

I had sessions with Viviane, dark blonde, 1.60, 25 yo tattoo on her left butt cheek. Natural tits. She is from Germany. Her skills are good but her attitude sucks. She is very good at sucking and I had no trouble coming with CBJ. She told me she could not fuck all the time for 60 euro. Her pussy was too delicate and she could not fuck like a machine. So she said. Well, it seemed very much mechanical to me. So she was exactly doing the thing she said she wanted to avoid. For her skills are better than most. So not too bad a session but if you are looking for GFE, do not book her.

I liked Amy much better. A German blonde, 1.65, 27 yo. Natural tits. I had to kiss her. One of the best sessions so far this year. At some point she couldn't stop kissing me any more. So. I paid her a huge tip. A good session should be rewarded. Amy is often sitting at the bar, closest spot to the pole.

Last session was a mistake. Raja, a Moldovan with plastic tits and only 22 yo, 1.55. She has a face to die for. Her butt is unbelievable. But her service is so utterly bad I just want to forget about her.

Two tips: girls like Raissa, Viviane, Raissa and Mandy have excellent CBJ's. No need to pay for BBBJ. Other thing is that the beer will be free of charge during the World Cup matches of Germany. I wonder whether Artemis will get worse and worse or that the low level of service is just a dip. Anyway, the girls were quite polite this day and that has been different.

[Pistons]

There are 2 cinema's at Artemis. Which one did you try? Upstairs or downstairs? I've had some of my best sex experiences ever at the upstairs cinema. Downstairs kinda suck.

The pool outside is more shallow than at other clubs, like sharks. But I think it is the same size as sharks pool.