FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Pistons]

Hi,

I'm going to Berlin in June. I've never experienced FKK and maybe will give it a go this time. I just want to know if the rooms are clean? The last thing I want is to walk on some other guy's cum.

Cheers.

Cum drinking is mandatory ahead of every room. And there is cum in the baked potatoes for dinner. There is even a jaccuzzi with 80% cum and added air like in ice cream, for extra added moisture after a session. And then there is the cum bar downstairs. Built like an ice-bar, its walls, floor and ceiling is fully made out of frozen cum. Even the glasses are made out of hardened cum. The girls love it, and it is where you will find the hottest girls hanging out.

Enjoy your stay!

[Canary]

Friends,

I am planning to travel to Artemis directly from the airport. I will be carrying a cabin bag alone, sized up to 56 cm x 45 cm x 25 cm. Are the lockers large enough for such baggage?

Sorry for getting into technical matters!

Thanks.

If your bag doesn't fit in the locker they will store it for you in a room behind the reception desk. I always have a backpack with me that fits in the locker ok.

[Canary]

Hi,

I'm going to Berlin in June. I've never experienced FKK and maybe will give it a go this time. I just want to know if the rooms are clean? The last thing I want is to walk on some other guy's cum.

Cheers.

On both my visits to Artemis I've always found the place to be clean, in fact there are often service staff wondering about keeping the place in good order.

My main criticism is the food, I appreciate it's free but IMO it's awful!

[Milfotronic]

Hi,

I'm going to Berlin in June. I've never experienced FKK and maybe will give it a go this time. I just want to know if the rooms are clean? The last thing I want is to walk on some other guy's cum.

Cheers.

[SanPedro]

Friends,

I am planning to travel to Artemis directly from the airport. I will be carrying a cabin bag alone, sized up to 56 cm x 45 cm x 25 cm. Are the lockers large enough for such baggage?

Sorry for getting into technical matters!

Thanks.

[DethManRulz]

Does Artemis have a father's day party and am I allowed to get in even without having own kids or is it a real men only party?

It means you get to bring your kids with you to the club!

[TeddyBears]

I'm due to visit the Club on Monday 21st May and was wondering if anyone had any experience about a typical Monday LU?

I just hope there will be a few decent girls to select from as opposed to the "sharks" that sometimes TRY and promote themselves.

I'm guessing it will be fairly quite (I will be there most of the day) but I have been on a Tuesday & although the girls said it was too quite for them I thought it was very busy with plenty of barbie types. Well busy enough for me!!

IMO Sundays, Mondays and Tuesday is about the same amount of girls at Artemis. These are the days I usually visit Artemis I tend to go there around 2 pm to have some breakfast before they close the dining area at 3 pm. At this hour there are usually only about 20 girls to choose from. Between 5 pm and 8 pm when day-shift and night-shift switches you usually find 50-70 girls on these days, always a few options at least for my taste!

[PumDiPum]

Parties are meant to attract more customers. Not shut some of them out. Vatertag is big in Germany and all clubs try to get their share of men.

Oh yeah! I was just a little confused about the emphasis on "Father". What I could learned it is also called 'Maennertag' or 'Christi Himmelfahrt' and nowadays it is more like a celebration day for the whole family. However, I am sure that Father's Day Special with free beer (for every kind of man) and barbecue met with a great response.

But last time a girl said I am not allowed to come because I'm not a dad at all. (with a smile).

I was probably fooled again.

Thanks for the answer and have fun wherever you are.

[Canary]

I'm due to visit the Club on Monday 21st May and was wondering if anyone had any experience about a typical Monday LU?

I just hope there will be a few decent girls to select from as opposed to the "sharks" that sometimes TRY and promote themselves.

I'm guessing it will be fairly quite (I will be there most of the day) but I have been on a Tuesday & although the girls said it was too quite for them I thought it was very busy with plenty of barbie types. Well busy enough for me!!

[Member #4733]

Does Artemis have a father's day party and am I allowed to get in even without having own kids or is it a real men only party?

Parties are meant to attract more customers. Not shut some of them out. Vatertag is big in Germany and all clubs try to get their share of men.

[PumDiPum]

Does Artemis have a father's day party and am I allowed to get in even without having own kids or is it a real men only party?

[PumDiPum]

Hi Neworlean,

How can I get into the apartment scene as FKK suck especially in Berlin.

Baiju,

What a nice nickname.

The first pen of my life was also a pelican, not white but blue. I miss him. Just do a little online research and you will find all the remaining apartment brothels, then just go there and ring the bell. But be aware, service should be shitty too.

[AbcInFKK]

My background: late 20's, here for optics fuck (ideal is busty petite with good face, 18- 20 yo). 2 years since last visit to FKKs. Basic service good for me, don't need GFE.

1 week ago.

Day 7 and 8: Artemis.

Day 7: Thursday.

- Ruby: 27-28 yo, blonde, fake tits (shows some sag), good face, said she is Maldovan. Went with her because she reminded me of friend. Overall great service. Caring BJ and grinder me nicely with her on top. Not rushed, very caring to make me cum.

- Girl 2: not memorable. Some brunette.

Day 8: Friday, came back thinking might be change is line up even though lots of girls on Thursday night. Not much change, maybe only 10 girl I didn't see on Thursday.

- Gabby: blonde, Ro, 22 yo. Said she's been at Artemis for 4 years. Wished I could have had her when she started, but still nice tight body. Wanted to do her in cinema. First attempt to get her, but another guy took her. Upset but know I will get another chance. Went downstairs to check cinema, and there she is blowing the guy. I sit down to enjoy the show, she's very good. Another guy is watching them too. She's doing long blowjob, the fuck is quick. When she finish from shower I took her down again. Great BJ is confirmed, she did some fucking in cinema, but wanted to finish is room. Very good for me. Later saw the same other guy watching her fuck walk upstairs with her, they likely too fucked in cinema. He nodded to me and said "very good", indeed.

Overall: Action mostly in bar room. Very smoky. Facilities kinda cramped. Food was bad. One day they had salmon, but it was cold. I think they make beforehand and let it sit there for an hour before serving. My first salmon was undercooked, pink, eww.

Girls were on older side, many late 20's and 30's. Much more fake tits, but not nicely done like girls in Sharks with nice fake tits (Sharks also has more younger and naturals). Will not come back to this club unless major change is line up.

[Baiju]

Hi Neworlean,

How can I get into the apartment scene as FKK suck especially in Berlin.

Hi Fellas,

I have visited both FKK's and apartments in Berlin. Please tell me what I'm missing but what's the benefit of paying 80 euro to walk in when I can just visit an apartment with multiple girls? This is a real question.

[Der Auslander]

Hi Fellas,

I have visited both FKK's and apartments in Berlin. Please tell me what I'm missing but what's the benefit of paying 80 euro to walk in when I can just visit an apartment with multiple girls? This is a real question.

If you think about it, the answer to this question is pretty obvious. The question itself should have probably been asked in the Lounge and Chat Area or General Info sections of the forum. Nevertheless in answer, some of the reasons why so many gentlemen visit FKK and Sauna Clubs is because (in no particular order of importance) they enjoy the facilities, the ladies, the food and drink, the general atmosphere and the possibility to meet and enjoy all of the above with friends and acquaintances. Some visit and go quickly but many (if not most) will spend a whole afternoon and evening is these establishments taking advantage of all the delights on offer. FKKs and Sauna Clubs are extremely popular. That is why the Germany. FKK Clubs is one of the most popular sections of ISG. Certainly more popular (by number of posts) than any other Germany section of the Board (including brothels and apartments).

If FKK and Sauna Clubs are not for you, fair enough! But remember that guys fly across the Atlantic (multiple times) and even from the West Coast of America just to visit these establishments. So they must be doing something right!