FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Iman99]

Can someone suggest any better FKK in Germany besides Artemis?

I don t know Artemis, but Oase and Sharks are not good value for money, most girls asking too expensive for their quality. Nevertheless, I still find few good beauties in Germany or at Freubad. Ch and what pleasure will be to push on German autobahns when rocket will be fully improved I wish on Friday, but I worry for brakes front disks going into too high heat.

[Sirioja]

Hi, yes I mean in Germany as a whole. I was reading that Oase in Frankfurt is not as good as it used to be. Any other options?

I don t know Artemis, but Oase and Sharks are not good value for money, most girls asking too expensive for their quality. Nevertheless, I still find few good beauties in Germany or at Freubad. Ch and what pleasure will be to push on German autobahns when rocket will be fully improved I wish on Friday, but I worry for brakes front disks going into too high heat.

[Iman99]

Do you mean in Berlin or Germany as a whole? If you mean Berlin I think it is regarded as the best option, if you mean Germany as a whole it's a subjective question but Oase and Sharks are generally regarded as the best by most.

Hi, yes I mean in Germany as a whole. I was reading that Oase in Frankfurt is not as good as it used to be. Any other options?

[Abox79]

Hi,

As I can see, Artemis is a decent club, but some say that there are better options. Which other FKK do you recommend?

Do you mean in Berlin or Germany as a whole? If you mean Berlin I think it is regarded as the best option, if you mean Germany as a whole it's a subjective question but Oase and Sharks are generally regarded as the best by most.

[Iman99]

Hi,

As I can see, Artemis is a decent club, but some say that there are better options. Which other FKK do you recommend?

[Travis McGee]

Abox79: Thanks for the intel.

Tintin1: Point well-taken. Aren't we all looking for that combo?

The Cane: It's an honor, sir, to get a reply from someone whose posts I've long read and admired!

I'll let you all know how it goes.

[The Cane]

My experience as well. Wasn't hard to find several girls, the only challenge is the "combination" of the right looks with the offering.

I don't just cornhole any old tute! She's got to pass my optics screening, which is a minimum 7 on The Cane's Scale of Optics. Haha!

[Tintin1]

Do any of the women at Artemis offer anal -- and if so, what's the going rate?

Yes. 100 Euro.

My experience as well. Wasn't hard to find several girls, the only challenge is the "combination" of the right looks with the offering.

[Abox79]

Do any of the women at Artemis offer anal -- and if so, what's the going rate?

Yes. 100 Euro.

[Travis McGee]

Do any of the women at Artemis offer anal -- and if so, what's the going rate?

[LshRoomer]

I just returned from an EU excursion and FKK was on the list. My intention was to visit two FKKs in order to compare but in the end I only made it to Artemis.

The short story for newbs (Pros will already know everything I'm about to say):

Reachability:

It a 5-10 minute walk from the train station and easy to get to. I started my mission from Potsdamer Platz and I got there in about 25 minutes.

Staff:

There were two women at the front when I arrived and no other men but me. They were nice, helpful, and explained pretty much all that I needed to know. Entry was the advertised 90 eu and if you want alcoholic drinks, you have to purchase tokens from the front for 10 eu a piece (soft drinks are free) Yes, each drink is 10 eu (even a beer). Even the lady in the men's room was nice and chatted me up. She's from Thailand and was generally nice.

Layout:

This has been discussed before, but I'll give the same info to make it "up to date". There are three floors. You start your experience on floor two. This is where the locker rooms are and the main bar and kitchen.

When you enter the bar area from the front where the stairway is, you will see a bar and plenty of seats around the bar area. During my stay (Friday 4 pm - 8 pm), this is where everyone was hanging out. It definitely gets more crowded as the night continues. As you go deeper into the room past the bar, there are more lounging chairs and at the rear is the kitchen. I didn't eat, but the food didn't look bad at all.

On the 1st floor (basement) is the swimming pool, another shower (more private and my preference), massage tables, porn theatre, and gym. And if you are wondering, the answer is yes, that you can get busy in the porn theater. I personally witnessed a BJ when I peeked in. During my time there, the 1st floor was dead (besides the BJ I witnessed LOL). It seemed to be more for relaxation, getting sleep, taking a swim, etc.

The 3rd floor is your destination if you want to have private time with one of the girls.

The girls:

I did multiple counts throughout the night to prepare for this write up. LOL. I was always able to count at least 15 girls each time and this excluded the girls in the stairway or in the rooms on the third floor. All the girls were nude, but with varying degrees. Meaning that some had no clothes, while other had lingerie that was either completely see through, crotchless, or had garter belts that were literally pieces of string. I did see a few wearing a towel, at times.

There are a high percentage of romanians and they don't fit one mold. Though there is a lot of plastic roaming about, there are natural girls there as well, but they are the minority. The friendliness of the girls vary. Some want you to touch them, some give you eskimo kisses (this happened to me), and some make a big deal if you touch them (I heard a romanian girl embarrass a guy for touching her for "free". What a *****).

If you are interested in a girl, it's probably best to make your intentions known and start the process, because if you don't she might get tied up for the next few hours and you won't get to bang her.

My experience:

I was there for a couple hours and took in the environment. I started with entry and was given a gray robe. It appears that there are different color robes that probably have some kind of code. It felt like a strip club where you were closer to the girls because you were naked too. After strolling around and taking in the sights and the space, I found a couch to chill on. I was approached by 2-3 girls and shut them down as they were not my type. I like natural and thin, and they weren't. I had a dinner date at 930, so I couldn't stay too long, but I didn't want to leave with a full sack. I found a bleach blond german girl named Mindy or Mandy that I was able to session with. She was easy to talk to and super chill. She didn't seem high or over professional; rather she seemed like she knew the system and just went with the flow. She quoted me 70 eu for normal CBJ wit multiple positions or 90 eu with BBBJ. I don't need a BBBJ or kissing, etc, so I went for the 70 eu with cif (extra), which totaled 120 eu. She was great in the room and she took the cif better than most. She didn't completely dodge it, but she wanted it around her mouth area instead of getting her face painted. I blasted on her face and left satisfied.

Final thoughts:

It was awesome to try. I have read that this isn't the best FKK in the bunch so I'll probably try another in the Frankfurt area when I get a chance. For me, GFE is still king and from what I've experienced, a GFE guy (like me) would do waaaaay better with a girl from SA. However, this is quite the experience and even GFE guys should give it a shot once.

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[Nooky Ninja]

Strange articles in local newspapers yesterday-court orders city to apologise for 2016 raid on Artemis. City has agreed, now they haggle over "damage" (5-20.000 EUR) money to be given to children charity. WTF?

https://m.bild.de/regional/berlin/be...ildMobile.html
https://www.zeit.de/news/2022-11/11/schadenersatzklage-nach-razzia-vergleich-gescheitert
https://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/streit-um-bordell-razzia-in-berlin-schadenersatzklage-der-artemis-betreiber-beschaftigt-weiter-die-justiz-8866207.
htmlhttps://www.morgenpost.de/berlin/article236889565/Richter-werfen-Justizverwaltung-Unverschaemtheit-vor.html

Ninja remember time well, huge raid, huge police and use of state legal resources, people thrown in prison for 4 months, damage to reputations and income, serious stress all around. All bullshit. And now just "entschuldigung" and here is some money for children? Very strange.

Maybe Art's managment just wants to be done with it, throw them a bone for good will, prevent further harassment. Or maybe other legal actions planned once apology made. Was shocking abusive display of state power, in city known for being open and free and wild and tolerant.

[Nooky Ninja]

Cumming at Artemis is good to prepare marathon? Breakfast but never room at Wellcum before Zoncolan, only when I return after, if I m able to find a desirable. Not more easy than to climb more than 20%.

Siri -Ninja read your comments for years. Honestly, most very difficult to understand. This one good example. No idea what it means. Others have mentioned this in past.

You have lots of experience that is good to share with readers. But think really better to first write in native French, and then use on line translator, then cut and paste translation here. Merci.

[Sirioja]

First off let me apologize for not dropping my review a little earlier. I got back from a holiday through Europe and upon arriving back home I got sick (not covid). Now I went to Artemis back at the end of September on a Saturday night, and let me say I had such a good time. All the information you guys gave on here was very helpful, so I thank you for that. When I first arrived everything was exactly how I had pictured it, there was a naked lady standing in the entrance, and a few by the showers. I changed and showered and at first I just wanted to walk around the location and see everything firsthand. I went down to the pool area, and checked out the movie theater. There weren't any ladies downstairs but I did have time to just sit and relax for a few minutes. I wanted to hit the steam room but it was a bit crowded.

The bar area:

I finally went upstairs to the bar area and this is where all the action was going on. I would say there was about 30 girls and about 60 guys, maybe a little less guys. I ordered a club soda at the bar, and took a seat to watch how things go down here. It didn't take long for a lady to approach me, and she was a Bulgarian with an attitude. I can't remember her name but she was a brunette who right away quoted me $100. When I asked what was included she said "sex with condom, and OWC". She was very demanding to the point where she said "it's now or never", which I told her "no, thank you". When this happened I thought I had screwed myself because all this happened where there was a few ladies, which I thought no way will they approach me now, they just saw me reject this girl. A few minutes passed and I was still just sitting there with girls passing by and not even noticing me. Until this girl approached me her name was Daria / Darla who is a brunette, she had fake boobs but not too big, they were the right size. She was nice, not demanding and was going over everything with me..

Cumming at Artemis is good to prepare marathon? Breakfast but never room at Wellcum before Zoncolan, only when I return after, if I m able to find a desirable. Not more easy than to climb more than 20%.

[Pistons]

The bar area:

I finally went upstairs to the bar area and this is where all the action was going on. I would say there was about 30 girls and about 60 guys, maybe a little less guys. I ordered a club soda at the bar, and took a seat to watch how things go down here. It didn't take long for a lady to approach me, and she was a Bulgarian with an attitude. I can't remember her name but she was a brunette who right away quoted me $100. When I asked what was included she said "sex with condom, and OWC". She was very demanding to the point where she said "it's now or never", which I told her "no, thank you".

There is a bunch of bulgarians at Artemis. I think I have been with most of them at least. Raisa and Aksena being the only ones among the bulgarians I saw a few months ago. But the Artemis bulgarians have a high average for looks among them, and in the room, they are some of the best. Aksena for example is incredible. It could have been anotehr one though, since I know at least 6 other bulgarians at Artemis also. But even though I have heard the "now or never" thing in the past, even from someone like the legendary czech Marketa, its nothing to worry about. You can still go back and say you changed your mind. They just don't want to have to talk to you for 30 minutes if you want to be undecided for those 30 minutes. LOL. Been there, done that alot of times.