FKK Artemis - Berlin

[AdamCki]

That's not quite true. There's a huge difference re service levels between some clubs. Artemis and Palace are not the top service clubs for standard pricing.

HB.

Correct, I would add both are at the bottom level (for standard price). But for long sessions (like 2 hours with some extras) I had outstanding sessions at Palace, unbelievable! I needed the ambulance after. Worth every cent.

[Hessen Bub]

It is not the club that makes the difference, same kind of romanian WG's all over Germany. This hobby is a hit and miss game.

That's not quite true. There's a huge difference re service levels between some clubs. Artemis and Palace are not the top service clubs for standard pricing.

HB.

[Finnish Fucker]

The Girls don't kiss (Couple of them bluntly said this, that you are not my boyfriend) They do not want to let you do DATY. One girl who got ready to Kiss said she will kiss only if I assure her a one hour session. Didn't want to directly jump onto a hour session what if I don't perform for one hour hence declined. The Girls are also rude in their talk. Just did one German Blonde Girl who would sit by the Bar, don't have the name. But compared to my Sharks visit Artemis was a shocker of a place.

Many hookers don't like to kiss. They do it if you pay extra. I never do, I don't need the GFE play from a prostitute. Many hookers also don't like you to lick or touch their pussy. It's not only Artemis issue, same in all FKK places. I have had nice sessions in Artemis and both good and crap fucks at Sharks. It is not the club that makes the difference, same kind of romanian WG's all over Germany. This hobby is a hit and miss game.

[Ortos]

If I go to NRW it is a combination of GT and LR on the same day. Haven't been to Samya for ages and didn't like Magnum that much. Acapulco years ago was quite good. Can't say anything about VV or PHG, same thing, haven't been for years.

HB.

I also, when in NRW, stick mainly to the GT / LR combination tour: Funny, eh?

And now back to our regular scheduled programme: Artemis in Berlin!

[Hessen Bub]

If I go to NRW it is a combination of GT and LR on the same day. Haven't been to Samya for ages and didn't like Magnum that much. Acapulco years ago was quite good. Can't say anything about VV or PHG, same thing, haven't been for years.

HB.

[Ortos]

Artemis is not my favorite club, on my last visits to Berlin I skipped it and saved my money and juice for the Hessen or NRW clubs.

HB.

What is/are your preferred club/s in NRW? Just curious. Thanks.

[BlackUnknown]

Guys this is not a detailed trip report but just a short summary, observation. Was in Artemis on the 11th of October Tuesday what a waste of a visit. Firstly everything is higher in price right from entry to half an hour sessions when compared to the Hessen Clubs. The Girls don't kiss (Couple of them bluntly said this, that you are not my boyfriend) They do not want to let you do DATY. One girl who got ready to Kiss said she will kiss only if I assure her a one hour session. Didn't want to directly jump onto a hour session what if I don't perform for one hour hence declined. The Girls are also rude in their talk. Just did one German Blonde Girl who would sit by the Bar, don't have the name. But compared to my Sharks visit Artemis was a shocker of a place.

I visited Artemis only once, and went with two girls.

One of them was exactly what you're describing: refusing to kiss, rude, and she wanted extra money for anything.

The second one was much better actually, and agreed to do all I wanted for the basic price.

So I think it depends on your luck.

[Hessen Bub]

Was in Artemis on the 11th of October Tuesday what a waste of a visit. The Girls are also rude in their talk. Just did one German Blonde Girl who would sit by the Bar, don't have the name. But compared to my Sharks visit Artemis was a shocker of a place.

Sorry to hear you had such a bad time. Artemis is not my favorite club, on my last visits to Berlin I skipped it and saved my money and juice for the Hessen or NRW clubs.

HB.

[Troyster]

Expanding my horizons and will be in Berlin for the first time next week. Excited to check out the scene. I think Artemis is a must right? Hoping for a good experience. Will report.

[Member #4469]

Guys this is not a detailed trip report but just a short summary, observation. Was in Artemis on the 11th of October Tuesday what a waste of a visit. Firstly everything is higher in price right from entry to half an hour sessions when compared to the Hessen Clubs. The Girls don't kiss (Couple of them bluntly said this, that you are not my boyfriend) They do not want to let you do DATY. One girl who got ready to Kiss said she will kiss only if I assure her a one hour session. Didn't want to directly jump onto a hour session what if I don't perform for one hour hence declined. The Girls are also rude in their talk. Just did one German Blonde Girl who would sit by the Bar, don't have the name. But compared to my Sharks visit Artemis was a shocker of a place.

Hi Jooeey,

First of all, sorry you had a awful time at Artemis. I myself travel to Berlin 5-7 times a year approximately 2-3 days each time and of course also visit Artemis on most of these days. So I'm not a regular but most of the girls recognize me from my previous visits. It happens on rare occasions that girls don't want to kiss but mostly no problem, DATY have I never had any girl decline and the rude talk you mention, very rare in my opinion.

I have never visit Sharks but have been to Oase and Palace a few times in Frankfurt and all of these things you mentioning in your report happened to me in those clubs, I think this is because I was not a familiar face so the girls thought of me as an easy prey! This is probably what happened to you at Artemis, I don't defend the behavior of the girls but simply trying to explain it.

Yes the entrance is higher at Artemis compared to the Hessen clubs and of course we all want the entrance to be as cheap as possible, but with Oase, Sharks and World you have a expensive roundtrip with taxi to think about if you live in Frankfurt, and I don't like public transportation so train and busses is not an option for me.

But each to their own I guess.

[Jooeey]

Guys this is not a detailed trip report but just a short summary, observation. Was in Artemis on the 11th of October Tuesday what a waste of a visit. Firstly everything is higher in price right from entry to half an hour sessions when compared to the Hessen Clubs. The Girls don't kiss (Couple of them bluntly said this, that you are not my boyfriend) They do not want to let you do DATY. One girl who got ready to Kiss said she will kiss only if I assure her a one hour session. Didn't want to directly jump onto a hour session what if I don't perform for one hour hence declined. The Girls are also rude in their talk. Just did one German Blonde Girl who would sit by the Bar, don't have the name. But compared to my Sharks visit Artemis was a shocker of a place.

[Nooky Ninja]

Hello Mr Ho,

Chandler not Raymond. Complete nonsense, twisting info not understood. Maybe he had a bad time. Just RTFF.

[PussyLiccker]

get very little in return,

Sounds like my last visit to Art. LOL.

[Danny227]

Thanks for the answer. That's not my Kiara unfortunately.

Probably not, that Kiara is filtering men based on who is an easy prey. Hence, if she thinks you are hard work and not easy money, she will not go with you. She is a true tourist trap. A beautiful plastic tourist trap, but still a waste of money. Taking her means you part with art least 120 euro and get very little in return, including an argument for covered BJ.

[Hessen Bub]

"Something" happens on a regular basis anyway. At my every visits, I noticed that the girls are horded up to the office on second floor and later they come back with a band aid on the shoulder.

Yeah. They regularly have to renew the batteries in the chip implants.

HB.