FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Ned123]

Thank you for the kind answer.

As this is going to cost a lot, I wouldn't want to take the risk. Is there a place in Berlin where I can buy any help like Kamagra or (less preferred) cialis? Off the counter I guess.

[Nooky Ninja]

1. I've been with two girls. Both of them addressed the larger size of my penis (it's around 7 x6. 5), and one of them said that penetration would cost extra because of that. I hope that's nonsense and I'll hear none of that in Artemis, what do you say?

Ninja now cannot sleep thinking about this thing you packing. Too much info. Sound like Rubik's Pube. But as long as not put in nose or ear, should be no problem.

2. I'm arriving to Berlin in around 17:00 PM Thursday. That means I'll arrive to Artemis minimum on 20:00 that day. Is it a good day? Is it too late? Has anyone stayed in until late night? What I consider good = Not very crowded, and some nice amount of women to choose.

2000 good time to start. Friday and Saturday maybe slightly more girls, will be more crowded after 2300-Thurs fine won't be problem.

3. I'm a bit ashamed of my body. I'm slightly overweight and slightly hairy, I know this is silly. But I expect no one will give me any hard time about my looks.

Half men at Artemis look like this. You will feel like you are in big family of many brothers. In A, Euros uber alles and make everyone handsome. Also beer.

4. What's the time you recommend staying in the place? Is it safe leaving it -alone- in after night hours (2-3 AM)?

Safe area generally. Just keep eyes open going north then east from tire garage over bridge from street to S Bahn station if you go that way. Should not be a problem. Going south to Kronprins Hotel also fine.

[Nooky Ninja]

Hey fellas,

Got a few questions. I'll start with the weirdest one to get this nonsense out of the system:

1. In Amsterdam, I've been with two girls. Both of them addressed the larger size of my penis (it's around 7 x6. 5), and one of them said that penetration would cost extra because of that. I hope that's nonsense and I'll hear none of that in Artemis, what do you say?

2. I'm arriving to Berlin in around 17:00 PM Thursday. That means I'll arrive to Artemis minimum on 20:00 that day. Is it a good day? Is it too late? Has anyone stayed in until late night? What I consider good = Not very crowded, and some nice amount of women to choose. I'm not very experienced with this stuff (the 2 prost. In Amsterdam were my first experiences).

3. I'm a bit ashamed of my body. I'm slightly overweight and slightly hairy, I know this is silly. But I expect no one will give me any hard time about my looks.

4. What's the time you recommend staying in the place? Is it safe leaving it -alone- in after night hours (2-3 AM)?

Thanks.

Nothing to worry about on all 4 points. Only thing that matter is size of your wallet.

[Ned123]

Hey fellas,

Got a few questions. I'll start with the weirdest one to get this nonsense out of the system:

1. In Amsterdam, I've been with two girls. Both of them addressed the larger size of my penis (it's around 7 x6. 5), and one of them said that penetration would cost extra because of that. I hope that's nonsense and I'll hear none of that in Artemis, what do you say?

2. I'm arriving to Berlin in around 17:00 PM Thursday. That means I'll arrive to Artemis minimum on 20:00 that day. Is it a good day? Is it too late? Has anyone stayed in until late night? What I consider good = Not very crowded, and some nice amount of women to choose. I'm not very experienced with this stuff (the 2 prost. In Amsterdam were my first experiences).

3. I'm a bit ashamed of my body. I'm slightly overweight and slightly hairy, I know this is silly. But I expect no one will give me any hard time about my looks.

4. What's the time you recommend staying in the place? Is it safe leaving it -alone- in after night hours (2-3 AM)?

Thanks.

[TheBigBang]

Did not know you can major in etiquette at Trump University.

Oh well said sir! ROFL!

[CaliTexMex]

This is a repost from the Berlin thread.

Berlin is a fantastic city for sex. It is 24/7, legal, with high quality.

It may be the best place for clubbing and sex in Europe.

Spent the afternoon until about midnight in Artemis on a Saturday. Earlier in the day the place was quiet, with maybe 20 girls total and 40-50 men. The breakfast had been out a while but was still decent. It was quite warm outside with bright sun so many people were outside. As this was not such a nice summer people were appreciative and in a good mood due to the gorgeous weather.

Some sharks tried playing some games soon after finishing eating. One girl who I thought was having a friendly conversation as it was my first time walked upstairs with me to show me the place. She immediately demanded 60 Euros. I laughed and told her I was not ready to go with a girl. She threatened to have me kicked out if I didn't pay. I told her good luck and walked myself back down the stairs. The other sharks were upset. I said, "If you would have not tried to scam me I would have gone with you in some time. Why would you treat people like this?" Their only response was an indignant, "Time is money. ".

To brush off the experience I decided to hit the weights in the gym. Worked about for about 45 minutes while chatting with some girls who were working out in their break. They were hot blonde German women.

I asked them if they worked there and they laughed. "Work?" They smiled at each other and walked to the showers.

In the gym I met a group of guys who were aimlessly wandering around. Decided to chat with them for a while. We decided to go upstairs and see how the scene was. We decided to get a drink and relax on the couches.

After 15 minutes or so I spotted a stunning Turkish girl who was about 5'11". She looked like a runway model. Smoking a cigarette, she gave me an inviting glance. Decided to stop and talk with her.

She mentioned 30 minutes was 60 Euros and included BBBJ. After we went up to the room.

She started by sucking me quite hard for about 15 minutes. Her technique, even with coaching, was a little rough for me. She finally found a decent rhythm and got me hard. After I motioned, she put a condom on me. We fucked in missionary, doggy, and had her ride me cowgirl. I finally finished in missionary. She gave me a naughty look while she played with herself. She did give a massage of five minutes to start the session.

After, I hit the showers and came back to have some water. The cappucino was excellent, also. Beers are 10 Euros and you must buy tokens. Thankfully you have to pay because later I think things may get out of hand if they had unlimited free alcohol.

The group I met decided to have some of the dinner which had just come out. It was excellent.

Some Chile con carne dish. Really top notch food and fruits available. Healthy options if you want it.

After eating we hung out in the pool and hot tub. The weather was perfect, and many men were outside.

We met some other men who were alone and open to chat. It was great having to make friends there as no electronic devices are allowed in public. We chatted for about an hour while getting some sun.

After we decided to go in. I immediately spotted a girl darker girl. She was from Romania. She had some different lingere on. We hit it off quickly and I decided to take her. Same deal as the last girl.

We went to a different room. She started with sucking me. She did not have the best technique. After maybe 10 minutes we decided to go at it. She was rather passive in the event. It was hard to stay motivated. She could tell I was having a hard time staying interested and did a little more to try and make it exciting. After a while I finally found a good rhythm with her and finished in doggy style.

After returning it was dark outside. Many more men and women had arrived. Decided to drink some more and eat some more food. Wasn't sure if I was going to take another girl or not. And then I saw her.

A girl named Alejandra, a name I will not forget, walked across who was exactly what I was looking for.

Hot little spinner, natural red hair, light skin from Spain. She was 31 years old. Gorgeous. All natural, as were all the other women I took.

I had to wait for her to finish talking with an older man before I got my chance. We talked briefly. I immediately took her. To say it was the best session was an understatement. She immediately started with BBBJ when entering the room, not even bothering to wash me off first like the other girls had. She had a passion the other girls did not have. I was so drained that I felt I could last forever. She reminded me I had to finish soon as we were over time. I finally found the right groove and finished the best in missionary with her. She was genuinely moaning and rubbing my body. Perfect.

We laid there for about five minutes and talked some. She was really into it. A true GFE. We both went downstairs where it was absolutely ridiculous. Many guys were lining up along the railing to the stairs, hoping to get the first chance at their girl of choice. It was around 11 PM.

I hung out with my new friends a while as they watched and complained about how many guys there were.

If you hadn't had your fill by then you were out of luck. It was way too packed. Realizing I wasn't going to take any more girls I decided to head out. The music in the venue was excellent, for those who are interested. Did not see any girls dancing on the poles when I was there.

I'll talk about my experiences at the 24/7 brothels of Berlin next, as I spent most of my time in Aston and Stella.

[Nooky Ninja]

Looking for some big fake tits ladies while in Berlin. Either in FKK's or independents / agency.

J- Some sometimes at A but make advanced search also on Berlin Intim and Kaufmich. Many other options. Example http://www.berlinintim.de/sedcard-ca...8.html?t=Lj0OW. Also check Holly & Gizelle @ van Kampen and Klaudia @ Ginas Tango Rosa. In Berlin Bordellos thread.

[Bearsk]

Ventured here on rainy Saturday.

Briefly went with.

Mary 29.5 yo 165 cm Bulgarian blonde. Familiar territory. Did not disappoint.

Suna 23 yo 158 cm Thai girl born in Germany now from Hamburg. First meeting very wet pussy, provocative encouragement, super FK, nice girl, quite stunning. GFE.

Kimberly. Now 26-27 yo Barbados / German mix 172 cm from Hamburg - 4-5 years ago a regular at Art. Now 4-5 days per month due to other commitments. Loud and encouraging once into the deal. DATY /69 well received. Made me cum in condom during FK. This is rare, combination of active folk dancing, cute face, coercive statements, mutual playing. She still has it.

A good day out.

[Howie]

It was Sunday evening I visited Artemis and banged Evan. I did not have any other girls, better to quit when you are winning!

Cheers, FF.

A big thanks to Finnish Fucker for his updated intel. Decided to make the journey back to Artemis two weekends ago on a Saturday to see Evan after missing out on her during the IFA in early September.

Arrived early evening and was informed by reception she was working that night. But after looking around for a couple of hours, I was starting to think if she was truly there. Then lo and behold I saw her. Apparently she starts work at around 9 pm. Long dark brown hair, mini bra-less corset and tight cutoff denim mini-skirt exposing her gorgeous pussy. Also wearing thick black framed glasses. Smoking hot slim body with nice silicon B's and nipples that would poke your eyes out if they were faced in your direction close up.

At first, I didn't recognize her because she had changed hair color from light brown to her natural color which was dark brown and I partially forgotten what her face looked like. But on closer inspection, I remembered that Olivia Wilde (actress) twinkle in her eyes and facial resemblance and off to the races we went. Really nice girl and great Optifick.

She'll be around to mid-October then taking a break for a few weeks. Hope to catch her again in late November when I return to Germany.

Howie.

[Jerboa]

Planning my first trip to a FKK club next week in Berlin. It has to be Artemis by what I've read.

Do the girls supply condoms for the session or do you have to bring your own? Not quite sure how the whole FKK thing works, but I'll do my research before going in.

Looking for some big fake tits ladies while in Berlin. Either in FKK's or independents / agency.

As Artemis is the only club in town I'd say yes.

[Hessen Bub]

Big fake tits. Artemis is the place to go. And the girls will have condoms. The standard ones. Any special requirements on rubber. Bring your own.

HB.

[BusinessMan123]

Planning my first trip to a FKK club next week in Berlin. It has to be Artemis by what I've read.

Do the girls supply condoms for the session or do you have to bring your own? Not quite sure how the whole FKK thing works, but I'll do my research before going in.

Looking for some big fake tits ladies while in Berlin. Either in FKK's or independents / agency.

[Bearsk]

This is my first party.

The girls are dressed. Some looked better dressed than usual. Some the other way around.

I scored early with Cassandra 23 yo half Turk half Caucasian girl from Dortmund. Has light brown hair, Turkish eyes, small body, nice backend.

Despite early up sell attempt for prostate massage (her on me), back door exploration (me on her) and a meek attempt at payment for kissing scam (really! We settled in for an hour during which she showed major resilience in BBBJ department ending in CIM.

The place then became packed with high sausage density, mostly pleasant, a couple really drunk on the free beer, smoke in main bar area very formidable.

There were extended dance performances including recurrent south american themes.

The food was good, Oxen on a spit, alternative was pork with a variety of vegetable dishes, various Ofal dishes from the Ox.

Not a bad night out but if you want to do the business, there is always tomorrow.

[Mr Ho]

Officially no. It's a deal between her and you. She can always call the police if she thinks you owe her money for services she offered.

HB.

Berlin police will come again with pleasure leading 900 police officers according to media reports LOL.

I never had money issue with girls at Artemis, they are pretty straight up, bad service, sometimes, but I found service is worst in Hessen for that.

[Guy93]

I had a good time time when I attended Artemis 9 years birthday party.

Sex with two of my favorite ebony girls and free beer. It was very crowded at the party though.