FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Frozty]

Hi guys!

I will also be visiting Berlin and Artemis some time in December. I have some control of my schedule and would like to stay away from the Messes -- no pun intended.

Is there a non mongering website that has info about when the Messe are happening?

Google Messe Berlin. The website includes an event calendar. A few days before a major event is usually when the lineup is at its best.

[Uncle Volodya]

Hi guys!

I will also be visiting Berlin and Artemis some time in December. I have some control of my schedule and would like to stay away from the Messes -- no pun intended.

Is there a non mongering website that has info about when the Messe are happening?

[Pharisaer]

There was a lot of talking that Jenna comes back in September but looks like we'll still have to wait.

According to Twitter, Jenna will be back next Monday.

[Nooky Ninja]

1. What worries me a little is that I saw there will be a messe (Innotrans) in Berlin next week.

2. I was thinking of going to Artemis around 18:00 and staying till late.

3. And the last day (Friday) I was thinking to go to Artemis around noon and stay for 4-5 hours.

4. Do you think there will be a lot of shark attitude and upseling because of the messe?

5. There was a lot of talking that Jenna comes back in September but looks like we'll still have to wait.

1 &2. Yes it will be crowded-go little earlier like 1700 to be sure. Be prepared to leave at 2230 if it gets bad. Plenty of time.

3. Fri will be very quiet till about 1700. Also not so many girls til then. Up to you. Friday choices likely much better than Wed.

4. No. Management tells girls to be normal. Problem no more than normal. Use common sense. Just only go with girl if good vibe and discuss prices before room.

5. No Jenna. You will find others with handfulls.

Make report of adventures.

[DethManRulz]

-STD's. Any concerns from the past visitors?

If you already have herpes (as a good number of people do, perhaps even the majority), you will be fine.

[Danny227]

The only club that sends people away as far as I know is golden times and these are brown mostly, but no club including GT sends Asians away. You are safe.

[Pistons]

-Non white visitor. I might be ignorant but how tolerant would an Asian patron be? Hoping the only color that matters is money.

Relax, its western europe. Not asia. I think east asians are welcommed to all fkks.

[Galazy2]

Hi,

I am making my first trip to Artemis this weekend and I've read quite a few posts, but couldn't get an answer to this. You enter and pay the house fee, go to the locker, get undressed and walk around in a robe. What happens when you hook up with a girl? Do you go back to your locker to get the cash so you can pay her 60 euros or is there some sort of tab system?

Thanks so much.

Your key opens two lockers; a big one in the changing room for your clothes and a small safety deposit style box for cash, keys etc located between the ladies and mens changing room. When you come down from upstairs you will pay the girl at the safety deposit box.

[TeFab456]

Making my first trip to Berlin and naturally had to look what was fun. The idea of FKK is so far from a concept I didn't bother to look it up. Anyway, luckily I did and now I'm here hoping for advice that might turn into a trip to Artemis!

Concern is mainly around safety:

-STD's. Any concerns from the past visitors?

-Non white visitor. I might be ignorant but how tolerant would an Asian patron be? Hoping the only color that matters is money.

-Other patrons. Anyone ever run into trouble there?

-Area. Staying at the Waldorf so this is my only reference. Is that a generally safe area to be in late night, esp waiting for taxi?

Thank you in advance, I hope to repay with detailed review as I'm leaving town Monday!

STDs: Visitors members are routinely cleaned with disinfectant before BBJ, this reduces the risk, but does of course not eliminate it. I am a not too frequent regular guest, had rooms with probably 50 girls over the last two years, nothing ever happened to me.

Asian patrons: I have never noticed any discrimination, rather on the contrary.

Waldorf: perfectly safe area in the center of the old West-Berlin.

[CoupDeken]

Making my first trip to Berlin and naturally had to look what was fun. The idea of FKK is so far from a concept I didn't bother to look it up. Anyway, luckily I did and now I'm here hoping for advice that might turn into a trip to Artemis!

Concern is mainly around safety:

-STD's. Any concerns from the past visitors?

-Non white visitor. I might be ignorant but how tolerant would an Asian patron be? Hoping the only color that matters is money.

-Other patrons. Anyone ever run into trouble there?

-Area. Staying at the Waldorf so this is my only reference. Is that a generally safe area to be in late night, esp waiting for taxi?

Thank you in advance, I hope to repay with detailed review as I'm leaving town Monday!

[Pharisaer]

Do you go back to your locker to get the cash so you can pay her 60 euros or is there some sort of tab system?

You don't have to pay in advance. The girl will guide you to your locker afterwards.

[Peter Gord]

Hi,

I am making my first trip to Artemis this weekend and I've read quite a few posts, but couldn't get an answer to this. You enter and pay the house fee, go to the locker, get undressed and walk around in a robe. What happens when you hook up with a girl? Do you go back to your locker to get the cash so you can pay her 60 euros or is there some sort of tab system?

Thanks so much.

[Hoodavuna]

Hello!

I'm thinking about going to Berlin next week from Wednesday till Friday. This will be my first trip to Berlin.

Though I've read quite few posts and topics about Berlin and its places I still have some questions.

What worries me a little is that I saw there will be a messe (Innotrans) in Berlin next week. I saw a post where two members couldn't get along if the messe is a good thing or no, so would be great to hear more about it. It's logical that the messe will have an impact on Artemis for example, but I also think it should be in a good way (good lineup), except for the crowd which is a definitive minus.

My indicative plan is for the first day (Wednesday) to do some sightseeing in the morning and afternoon, than to visit one Kaufmich / intimberlin lady first and than to go to Artemis (or just going directly from sightseeing to Artemis).

I was thinking of going to Artemis around 18:00 and staying till late.

And the last day (Friday) I was thinking to go to Artemis around noon and stay for 4-5 hours.

- When would you suggest the best hours to go to Artemis that there will be a lot of girls and maybe not so crowded because of the messe?

- Did I choose good hours?

- Do you think there will be a lot of shark attitude and upseling because of the messe?

As I already said this will be my first trip to Berlin and my first visit to German FKK and Gangparty club (on Thursday) and I only have three days there, so I really have to have a good plan. So I would like to ask you fellow mongers to help me with the questions and maybe with some extra information.

Last but not least I'm a fan of big silicone tits so as I've read the Artemis should be a place for me right? Does anybody know any big silicone tits girl which is working now in Artemis or anywhere else in Berlin (except Kaufmich / intimberlin) for that matter?

There was a lot of talking that Jenna comes back in September but looks like we'll still have to wait.

Thanks to all!

[Finnish Fucker]

Hey Finnish Fucker, was that this Saturday or Sunday that you fucked her? I was at Artemis last Friday 2 Sep during the IFA and she wasn't there. Glad to hear that she has returned. Making plans to revisit Artemis later this week just so I can fuck that hot body of hers again.

It was Sunday evening I visited Artemis and banged Evan. I did not have any other girls, better to quit when you are winning!

Cheers, FF.

[Howie]

I fucked Evan tonight. Killer tits, no, just medium sized silicone breasts with nipples pointing to the roof. Her nipples are sensitive, she don't allow them to be touched or sucked. No big deal for me, I much enjoyed her slender body and tight pussy. One of the best bodies in the club and OK face as well.

That is Evan alright with nipples pointing to the roof, LOL.

Hey Finnish Fucker, was that this Saturday or Sunday that you fucked her? I was at Artemis last Friday 2 Sep during the IFA and she wasn't there. Glad to hear that she has returned. Making plans to revisit Artemis later this week just so I can fuck that hot body of hers again.

The previous Friday during IFA, it was super busy. Room waits of 30 minutes or so after midnight but line up quality was so and so. Only three babes caught my attention. Clara (Romania), Cecile (Romania) and Kelly (Bulgaria). Ended up fucking platinum blond Barbie doll Clara. Amazing slim hot body with nice C cup silicones. Soft juicy fleshy pussy and long straight platinum blond hair down to waist with tanned body and cute face. Will look to try Cecile and Kelly next time.

Who else did you fuck that night?

Howie.