FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Jim57]

Good day at Artemis on Thursday. My first time there. Got there about 4 pm, already pretty busy. First impression of the LU was that it looked pretty good, though there was a lot of siliicone on view. Not my taste.

Took some time to walk about and try and orientate myself while trying to decide on a lady to choose. Spoke briefly with Mia and thought she would be my first option but needed to go shower and get something to drink first. Came back to see her heading to a room with another customer. No worries I can wait until she's free unless someone else comes my way.

After a while Mia reappeared so I pounced before she got taken again by someone else. She suggested we go to the kino downstairs. Fine by me. Wasn't long before she was giving me a BBBJ and we then headed to a room. Mia was a little bit limited in what she allowed me to do but nevertheless it was a good session.

Had dinner and relaxed for a while before hunting for another session.

I was tempted to go with Mia again but there were other girls I was considering. Eventually decided to go for Diana. Saw her heading downstairs to loook for business so followed and waited for her to approach me. Off to the kino again and after a short wait for a room to be free off we went. Great session. Just what I needed at that point.

By this time the club was really busy. Hard to move around. Lots of guys & girls.

A nice enjoyable visit. Liked the club, so will return next time I have free time in Berlin. I thought the outside facilities and rooms looked great though the weather wasn't conducive to using them although the outside rooms were being used as there was waiting time for the indoor ones.

[Hermann666]

I always hide in the indoor pool island.

Why hide? I sit in the sofas or stand in the bar. Speak to the girls I like an send the sharks away. Be polite but clear on the fact that you're not interested in a session now. Except for a couple of girls I've never come across a girl that has been rude to me.

[Didi Vise]

I always hide in the indoor pool island.

She tried to cut me on time in the room last month, but we still had 8 minutes, soon backed down when I showed her my stop watch hmmm.

Yes they're above reception, I've not used them, but I would guess that there would be a nice charge for using the machines onsite like in other clubs, anyone know?

Don't hide in the toilets, you're the man, be a boss, don't let the girls take the pi$$, be polite but firm, the ones that are rude and stroppy, you know never to touch.

[Jerboa]

I agree it can be confronting when you are subjected to this. And, utterly baffling to me as a way to get business.

Ella has been mentioned very favourably here recently (I agree), and she's a great example of an Artemis lady who is always on the prowl for customers, yet she conducts her business with class and style. Wish she'd school a few of her workmates in that respect, but I guess she'd rather have any potential competition keep behaving like that.

She tried to cut me on time in the room last month, but we still had 8 minutes, soon backed down when I showed her my stop watch hmmm.

Is there an ATM on the premises?

Yes they're above reception, I've not used them, but I would guess that there would be a nice charge for using the machines onsite like in other clubs, anyone know?

It's interesting to read the posts about the very aggressive girls. It's similar to being in a strip club, when the girls see you spending money on lap dances, they won't leave you alone. I have to keep excusing myself to go to the toilet to get rid of them.

Are there plenty of toilets at Artemis where you can retreat to, to get rid of aggressive girls?

Don't hide in the toilets, you're the man, be a boss, don't let the girls take the pi$$, be polite but firm, the ones that are rude and stroppy, you know never to touch.

[UltraHappy]

Ninja say sometimes - "You very nice, but I lost my penis".

Another alternative: "No way! I am gay!

[Syzygies]

Was at Artemis yesterday night, after hesitating a lot between a brother, escort and FKK. I must admit, my first time in an FKK and probably my last (question of personal choice).

Its possible to have a very good relaxed time, but as a new face in club in desperate times, more difficult. Maybe you were not in the right club. Would be wrong to judge from the one visit.

Every club has some more aggressive girls to be avoided and some clubs have some very nice girls without an aggressive bone in their body. I don't recall any great problems from aggressive girls on my first day in Sharks, so that may be a good choice for visit. It has a lot of wide open space indoors which helps a lot. My first day in World I had a few hassles from Bulgarian girls, but still returned to the club at a later date.

Maybe the right tactic is to attend some club special party when the club is overly full of men. I of course avoid those days, but could be right for someone wanting reduced girl pressure.

[Nooky Ninja]

Yes, but if you want a break from the girls, the wellness and bar areas downstairs are a good plan. Not many venture down there, and it is much easier to get them to move on. You are seen as fair game in the upstairs bar, but downstairs is an area for relaxation.

The other option is to tell them you have no money for them (not that you have no money). They've no answer to that.

Ninja say sometimes - "You very nice, but I lost my penis".

Really guys, this not such a problem. Girls just trying to earn money. slow days have been slower recently.
Just be polite and then ignore. Don't take their words personally. All just games.

So much negative stuff lately-not understand. If you just relax and enjoy, A very fun. Hundreds do every day.

[Frozty]

It's interesting to read the posts about the very aggressive girls. It's similar to being in a strip club, when the girls see you spending money on lap dances, they won't leave you alone. I have to keep excusing myself to go to the toilet to get rid of them.

Are there plenty of toilets at Artemis where you can retreat to, to get rid of aggressive girls?

Yes, but if you want a break from the girls, the wellness and bar areas downstairs are a good plan. Not many venture down there, and it is much easier to get them to move on. You are seen as fair game in the upstairs bar, but downstairs is an area for relaxation.

The other option is to tell them you have no money for them (not that you have no money). They've no answer to that.

[Peterpack]

It's interesting to read the posts about the very aggressive girls. It's similar to being in a strip club, when the girls see you spending money on lap dances, they won't leave you alone. I have to keep excusing myself to go to the toilet to get rid of them.

Are there plenty of toilets at Artemis where you can retreat to, to get rid of aggressive girls?

[Jim57]

Some time off in Berlin so going to head off to Artemis. Should get there about 4. 30.

[Hessen Bub]

Is there an ATM on the premises?

Next to the reception.

HB.

[Schnappii]

Is there an ATM on the premises?

Any bro, going on this weekend? How was it usually on Saturday evening?

[BizPilot11]

Is there an ATM on the premises?

[KaveMan]

I guess that for me it is something very personal that irritated me...and really made me upset at some point

We have all had similar experiences; its a hazard of being around working girls. And why society gives them a bad reputation.

Some call it surly behavior, some call it rude, 'not correct' or bad customer service and all have had barrage of insults from these troublemakers from: gay, to old, to impotent, to no dick, small dick, pussy or whatever junk comes out of their mouths.

Most Men's guard is down when surrounded by so much female beauty; and it never should be, whether for an insult or being robbed.

Keep you guard up and only converse with the beauties; silence is golden.

[Sevenup]

Yo Sevenup, thanks for your report and sorry to hear about your bad experience. From what I can see, you made a little mistake by saying that your not interested. I mean, the girl properly knows that she's not your type, and you maybe made her embarrassed and for making up from that, she will tell all her friends as she wants payback for that.

Refusing a girl in a polite way is hard, I know. And the only politely way I know is "I'm not ready, all empty", "maybe later", but also this has gotten me in to trouble as I walk with another girl upstairs minutes after LOL, but hey they know the game and they also know what it properly means, when you say "maybe later" and never go with them. But they were never told you weren't interested in them or making them feel bad.

Give the place another chance my friend.

Thanks AzNick.

I have more social skills than telling a girl I was not interested! This girl started following me everywhere. And after telling her I was just relaxing, I was not on a hurry, I just wanted to be a bit by myself, I was not ready, etc, etc, etc. She kept insisting and being pushy. At some point I had enough and I had no choice but to be clear! She was very pushy (and ugly!) and I had to be abrupt for her to stop! There was nobody around us when that happened and I did not say it loud, she could have said nothing and go away. I figure she thought she was just getting even with me by telling her other friends, loudly in the hallway. If I had really wanted to be rude, I could have been right there in front of her friends, but I couldn't care less. Really. To me, she was just showing her bad attitude to the other guys around, not a very good way to do business in my opinion.

I've been thinking back at my Artemis experience and I guess that for me it is something very personal that irritated me. As a man, I am usually the one who chose. I am not shy and I approach the girls I want to approach, those that attract me. Being in the reverse role of being repeatedly asked all the time didn't feel good and really made me upset at some point. I did want to spend some time and relax there, with sessions to spice things up. Couldn't relax, had to deal with all these girls wanting to fuck! I guess I'm starting to understand how the hot girls feel being hit on all the time! Lmao!