FKK Artemis - Berlin

[PayForIt]

Yes, I totally understand this sentiment. The last time I went to Artemis, it was so stuffy and full of cigarette smoke that I got sick! I too took to standing in the stairway area in an attempt to avoid the smoke. A number of the customers complained that night, so they opened up the windows. But it was winter time, so the girls started to complain that they were cold, and the windows were closed again. Well damn it! They need to do something about it! Like maybe set up a designated space for smoking "cancerettes" like they did at Palace and Mainhattan, and strictly enforce where people can smoke. I mean it's just ridiculous, and nothing has changed! What about taking into consideration the comfort and health of your paying guests?

Hello my friend and saw you'the posted in Artemis thread and enjoyed your report. Disappointed to read about the smoke being so bad. This used to be the case very much at Living Room in Kaarst. Such a shame as I otherwise really liked the club but the main lounge was so bad I used to dub it "the cancer lounge" in the thread.

Artemis was my first ever FKK in 2013. I really like the club. In particular I love that it has a gym. Fabulous to have a great session then head for a workout, crash in the sauna / steam / showers, professional massage (though I always hated that it was in the open and usual guys doing them compared to other clubs) ready for next round.

That first visit will never leave my memory. The place was rocking, the smoke wasn't bad at all. First time I had been in the presence of maybe 80-90 totally naked girls. I was a stand out newbie as my towel did not hide my rock hard boner for the first hour or so! As a result the usual question "first time here baby?" was funny as it came with a glance South and a smile or a wandering hand to emphasise the point. I remember thinking back then that 80 e entry was steep (I've been since when it went to 90 - is that still the case?

Had some fantastic rooms in Artemis and one very memorable sunny afternoon when 2 Norwegian guys I met there and I took 4 ladies to the pool agreeing to pay them 200 each for "a good time" and we had a total party for well over an hour. Long ago!

My last visit to Artemis was 2020. Just when the club was allowed to open after a lockdown and before the next. Numbers were low and quality lower.

I hate smoke filled clubs so your report and that of Tintin made me think twice about a return. 2023 is the first year in those 10 years I haven't returned to any FKK. The pricing model has made it uncompetitive even with Dubai. Whilst I love Berlin as a City, so much to do and see, 90 entry, 20 extra for BBBJ when I was there, and prices for rooms were (if I recall) 150/30 200/60. What are current rates? They were always higher than any other FKK I visited. Add an extra or two and a room can easily cost 300+ which when added to entry makes one decent fuck over 400. I can get 2 hours+ for that with a stunner in Madrid or Malaga, or all night in Dubai with a stunner for that price. Probably take half the working girls in a bar in Pattaya for that price! Hence, Germany has become too expensive for my likes though I do miss the lovely vibe of an FKK and will undoubtedly return. Look forward to reading your other FKK tour reports.

[The Cane]

TC: Hey was that you I saw in the stairwell?! Agree with everything you say. Only thing worse was Globe Switzerland with people smoking cigars. Seriously. Standing in the stairwell was tough the girls that talk to you there are often the more aggressive ones and it's not easy to chat. It's more a let's go conversation.

Wasn't me. I was talking about a time when I was at Artemis during the dead of winter. Like you said, you can sit back closer to where the food is, but that's not a good vantage points to see and interact with the girls. And if you go downstairs, well a lot of the girls don't circulate down there. So, what's a monger to do? Hack, cough, hack, hack!

[Gorge2]

TC: Hey was that you I saw in the stairwell?! Agree with everything you say. Only thing worse was Globe Switzerland with people smoking cigars.

Seriously. Standing in the stairwell was tough the girls that talk to you there are often the more aggressive ones and it's not easy to chat. It's more a let's go conversation.

Roy: the cigarette smoke was so thick the night I was there that it really caused my sinuses to block up. I could feel it for days. Plus. It's not like you can find a place 'in the corner' that's smoke free. The food area is sterile and the girls come in- quickly eat- and leave. And of course don't hang in the wellness area which is supposedly smoke free but I saw several guys with electronic cigarettes walking around.

Finally if there were lots of 8s9s and 10s I might reconsider Artemis but my last two trips I found the ladies average. A lot of aggressive girls and a bunch of reports on German boards about average service and aggressive upsell. So best to move on and just stick with the independent escorts or a few other bordellos

But don't you think the average line up is now Germany wide in all FKKs? I wonder if onlyfans has anything to do with this, where the more attractive ones.

Can make enough money from that now and so aren't becoming escorts anymore.

[Tintin1]

Yes, I totally understand this sentiment. The last time I went to Artemis, it was so stuffy and full of cigarette smoke that I got sick! I too took to standing in the stairway area in an attempt to avoid the smoke. A number of the customers complained that night, so they opened up the windows. But it was winter time, so the girls started to complain that they were cold, and the windows were closed again. Well damn it! They need to do something about it! Like maybe set up a designated space for smoking "cancerettes" like they did at Palace and Mainhattan, and strictly enforce where people can smoke. I mean it's just ridiculous, and nothing has changed! What about taking into consideration the comfort and health of your paying guests?

Great report. How did you like the club compared to past? Why is it your last.

TC: Hey was that you I saw in the stairwell?! Agree with everything you say. Only thing worse was Globe Switzerland with people smoking cigars.

Seriously. Standing in the stairwell was tough the girls that talk to you there are often the more aggressive ones and it's not easy to chat. It's more a let's go conversation.

Roy: the cigarette smoke was so thick the night I was there that it really caused my sinuses to block up. I could feel it for days. Plus. It's not like you can find a place 'in the corner' that's smoke free. The food area is sterile and the girls come in- quickly eat- and leave. And of course don't hang in the wellness area which is supposedly smoke free but I saw several guys with electronic cigarettes walking around.

Finally if there were lots of 8s9s and 10s I might reconsider Artemis but my last two trips I found the ladies average. A lot of aggressive girls and a bunch of reports on German boards about average service and aggressive upsell. So best to move on and just stick with the independent escorts or a few other bordellos

[The Cane]

Now to the reason I'm so down on Artemis. Not price, not ladies, but simply the air circulation. The smoking was so intense that sitting very long looking at the girls was like inhaling a cigarette myself. Given that there is only the bar area to mingle (the food area is smoke free but generally acknowledged as a neutral zone). I saw a few guys standing in the stair wells, but seriously.

Yes, I totally understand this sentiment. The last time I went to Artemis, it was so stuffy and full of cigarette smoke that I got sick! I too took to standing in the stairway area in an attempt to avoid the smoke. A number of the customers complained that night, so they opened up the windows. But it was winter time, so the girls started to complain that they were cold, and the windows were closed again. Well damn it! They need to do something about it! Like maybe set up a designated space for smoking "cancerettes" like they did at Palace and Mainhattan, and strictly enforce where people can smoke. I mean it's just ridiculous, and nothing has changed! What about taking into consideration the comfort and health of your paying guests?

[RoyPunter]

Now to the reason I'm so down on Artemis. Not price, not ladies, but simply the air circulation. The smoking was so intense that sitting very long looking at the girls was like inhaling a cigarette myself. Given that there is only the bar area to mingle (the food area is smoke free but generally acknowledged as a neutral zone). I saw a few guys standing in the stair wells, but seriously.

So in keeping with a recent conversation on one of these threads, when I arrived, I did the "fast get it over with intense sex" as I planned to sit at the bar and enjoy a drink and the scenery. My choice was Lea (h) tall brunette with tattoo on right shoulder. Severe bang / cut hair style reminded me of Berlin Babylon. Intense, great sex. Sexy lady, made me think she'd have been a great slow burn- erotic choice but what's done is done.

Went for dinner, then massage (to keep out of the smoke while I recharged) and then around 10 pm several of the girls did a two-song pole dance show. Between the smoke and the visuals, I opted to not wait too long and take Celine for dessert! Told me everything but FIV and anal was on the menu. Opted for FO and CIM. Told me to alert her when I was about to finish. Warned her twice, but she didn't seem to care! Lustily she hung me out to dry. Chatted for quite some time, especially as the room was smoke free, and she had worked in a lot of places I had visited. Left before midnight. Thought of her cute ass all the way home. I'm sure if I dined at the behind, I'd have gone for multiple rounds.

I tend to take the mass transport to the place and then take an UBER home. But negotiating the Berlin mass transport system is easy and the area is quite safe. 6-8 minute walk to the station.

Thus began my week of F (uc) KKing across the country.

Great report. How did you like the club compared to past? Why is it your last.

[Tintin1]

Now to the reason I'm so down on Artemis. Not price, not ladies, but simply the air circulation. The smoking was so intense that sitting very long looking at the girls was like inhaling a cigarette myself. Given that there is only the bar area to mingle (the food area is smoke free but generally acknowledged as a neutral zone). I saw a few guys standing in the stair wells, but seriously.

So in keeping with a recent conversation on one of these threads, when I arrived, I did the "fast get it over with intense sex" as I planned to sit at the bar and enjoy a drink and the scenery. My choice was Lea (h) tall brunette with tattoo on right shoulder. Severe bang / cut hair style reminded me of Berlin Babylon. Intense, great sex. Sexy lady, made me think she'd have been a great slow burn- erotic choice but what's done is done.

Went for dinner, then massage (to keep out of the smoke while I recharged) and then around 10 pm several of the girls did a two-song pole dance show. Between the smoke and the visuals, I opted to not wait too long and take Celine for dessert! Told me everything but FIV and anal was on the menu. Opted for FO and CIM. Told me to alert her when I was about to finish. Warned her twice, but she didn't seem to care! Lustily she hung me out to dry. Chatted for quite some time, especially as the room was smoke free, and she had worked in a lot of places I had visited. Left before midnight. Thought of her cute ass all the way home. I'm sure if I dined at the behind, I'd have gone for multiple rounds.

I tend to take the mass transport to the place and then take an UBER home. But negotiating the Berlin mass transport system is easy and the area is quite safe. 6-8 minute walk to the station.

Thus began my week of F (uc) KKing across the country.

[Neurosynth]

80 % or more.

Thanks. That's awful!

[TeFab456]

I hate to ask, but what percentage of the women have enhanced boobs?

80 % or more.

[Neurosynth]

I hate to ask, but what percentage of the women have enhanced boobs?

[AgentNash]

I stayed in Artemis last Friday, nice place, there were lot of girls in the area, I need help to know the name of one girl working there if anybody can recognize her: black skin, about 1. 70, big fake boobs, not so beautiful face but a lovely smile, a bit belly cause she said she likes drinking alcohol, she was great, best blowjob ever and really nice company as she stayed talking after sex also. If anybody know her please could tell me her name. I absolutely forgot it. She said she lives in Berlin, she was sitetd at bar in smoked area alone all the time.

I guess its Caroline. Lovely woman, always happy.

[Tintin1]

I also had exceptional time with a blond Berlin girl last summer (July 2022).

Are we talking about same person? The one I had just short hair to shoulder level. Only know she is local from Berlin, too bad didn't ask her name. I just returned from Berlin a couple weeks ago and she wasn't there, asked the front deck and they told me her name is Johanna?

Anyone had good experience with this Berlin girl? Is she still around?

Yes. There was a Johanna too. I can't remember now which was which. Darn. Well I will soon find out!

Will report next week.

[Cummer50]

I stayed in Artemis last Friday, nice place, there were lot of girls in the area, I need help to know the name of one girl working there if anybody can recognize her: black skin, about 1. 70, big fake boobs, not so beautiful face but a lovely smile, a bit belly cause she said she likes drinking alcohol, she was great, best blowjob ever and really nice company as she stayed talking after sex also. If anybody know her please could tell me her name. I absolutely forgot it. She said she lives in Berlin, she was sitetd at bar in smoked area alone all the time.

[Teloway]

In 2022 I visited Artemis and had an exceptional room with a very fit blond, I seem to remember her being German, long hair and very toned body.

I'd almost say fitness instructor body I'm guessing.

Early 30's.

Anyone remember seeing someone like this in the last few months.

I also had exceptional time with a blond Berlin girl last summer (July 2022).

Are we talking about same person? The one I had just short hair to shoulder level. Only know she is local from Berlin, too bad didn't ask her name. I just returned from Berlin a couple weeks ago and she wasn't there, asked the front deck and they told me her name is Johanna?

Anyone had good experience with this Berlin girl? Is she still around?

[Tintin1]

In 2022 I visited Artemis and had an exceptional room with a very fit blond, I seem to remember her being German, long hair and very toned body.

I'd almost say fitness instructor body I'm guessing.

Early 30's.

Anyone remember seeing someone like this in the last few months.

Spelling might be off, but someone just posted about her in one of the other german language forums. I know you all have been losing sleep on this question!