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10-27-23 05:06 #12697
Posts: 1854Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
Artemis was my first ever FKK in 2013. I really like the club. In particular I love that it has a gym. Fabulous to have a great session then head for a workout, crash in the sauna / steam / showers, professional massage (though I always hated that it was in the open and usual guys doing them compared to other clubs) ready for next round.
That first visit will never leave my memory. The place was rocking, the smoke wasn't bad at all. First time I had been in the presence of maybe 80-90 totally naked girls. I was a stand out newbie as my towel did not hide my rock hard boner for the first hour or so! As a result the usual question "first time here baby?" was funny as it came with a glance South and a smile or a wandering hand to emphasise the point. I remember thinking back then that 80 e entry was steep (I've been since when it went to 90 - is that still the case?
Had some fantastic rooms in Artemis and one very memorable sunny afternoon when 2 Norwegian guys I met there and I took 4 ladies to the pool agreeing to pay them 200 each for "a good time" and we had a total party for well over an hour. Long ago!
My last visit to Artemis was 2020. Just when the club was allowed to open after a lockdown and before the next. Numbers were low and quality lower.
I hate smoke filled clubs so your report and that of Tintin made me think twice about a return. 2023 is the first year in those 10 years I haven't returned to any FKK. The pricing model has made it uncompetitive even with Dubai. Whilst I love Berlin as a City, so much to do and see, 90 entry, 20 extra for BBBJ when I was there, and prices for rooms were (if I recall) 150/30 200/60. What are current rates? They were always higher than any other FKK I visited. Add an extra or two and a room can easily cost 300+ which when added to entry makes one decent fuck over 400. I can get 2 hours+ for that with a stunner in Madrid or Malaga, or all night in Dubai with a stunner for that price. Probably take half the working girls in a bar in Pattaya for that price! Hence, Germany has become too expensive for my likes though I do miss the lovely vibe of an FKK and will undoubtedly return. Look forward to reading your other FKK tour reports.
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10-27-23 00:17 #12696
Posts: 6420Nope!
Originally Posted by Tintin1 [View Original Post]
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10-26-23 23:20 #12695
Posts: 87Originally Posted by Tintin1 [View Original Post]
Can make enough money from that now and so aren't becoming escorts anymore.
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10-26-23 20:10 #12694
Posts: 623Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]Originally Posted by RoyPunter [View Original Post]
Seriously. Standing in the stairwell was tough the girls that talk to you there are often the more aggressive ones and it's not easy to chat. It's more a let's go conversation.
Roy: the cigarette smoke was so thick the night I was there that it really caused my sinuses to block up. I could feel it for days. Plus. It's not like you can find a place 'in the corner' that's smoke free. The food area is sterile and the girls come in- quickly eat- and leave. And of course don't hang in the wellness area which is supposedly smoke free but I saw several guys with electronic cigarettes walking around.
Finally if there were lots of 8s9s and 10s I might reconsider Artemis but my last two trips I found the ladies average. A lot of aggressive girls and a bunch of reports on German boards about average service and aggressive upsell. So best to move on and just stick with the independent escorts or a few other bordellos
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10-26-23 03:50 #12693
Posts: 6420I get it!
Originally Posted by Tintin1 [View Original Post]
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10-26-23 03:13 #12692
Posts: 108Originally Posted by Tintin1 [View Original Post]
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10-25-23 19:12 #12691
Posts: 623Weekend visit to Artemis. My last
Now to the reason I'm so down on Artemis. Not price, not ladies, but simply the air circulation. The smoking was so intense that sitting very long looking at the girls was like inhaling a cigarette myself. Given that there is only the bar area to mingle (the food area is smoke free but generally acknowledged as a neutral zone). I saw a few guys standing in the stair wells, but seriously.
So in keeping with a recent conversation on one of these threads, when I arrived, I did the "fast get it over with intense sex" as I planned to sit at the bar and enjoy a drink and the scenery. My choice was Lea (h) tall brunette with tattoo on right shoulder. Severe bang / cut hair style reminded me of Berlin Babylon. Intense, great sex. Sexy lady, made me think she'd have been a great slow burn- erotic choice but what's done is done.
Went for dinner, then massage (to keep out of the smoke while I recharged) and then around 10 pm several of the girls did a two-song pole dance show. Between the smoke and the visuals, I opted to not wait too long and take Celine for dessert! Told me everything but FIV and anal was on the menu. Opted for FO and CIM. Told me to alert her when I was about to finish. Warned her twice, but she didn't seem to care! Lustily she hung me out to dry. Chatted for quite some time, especially as the room was smoke free, and she had worked in a lot of places I had visited. Left before midnight. Thought of her cute ass all the way home. I'm sure if I dined at the behind, I'd have gone for multiple rounds.
I tend to take the mass transport to the place and then take an UBER home. But negotiating the Berlin mass transport system is easy and the area is quite safe. 6-8 minute walk to the station.
Thus began my week of F (uc) KKing across the country.
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10-16-23 06:24 #12690
Posts: 1159Originally Posted by TeFab456 [View Original Post]
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10-15-23 22:01 #12689
Posts: 125Originally Posted by Neurosynth [View Original Post]
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10-15-23 10:43 #12688
Posts: 1159I hate to ask, but what percentage of the women have enhanced boobs?
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10-15-23 09:22 #12687
Posts: 43Originally Posted by Cummer50 [View Original Post]
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10-12-23 22:47 #12686
Posts: 623Originally Posted by Teloway [View Original Post]
Will report next week.
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10-12-23 10:23 #12685
Posts: 1Artemis
I stayed in Artemis last Friday, nice place, there were lot of girls in the area, I need help to know the name of one girl working there if anybody can recognize her: black skin, about 1. 70, big fake boobs, not so beautiful face but a lovely smile, a bit belly cause she said she likes drinking alcohol, she was great, best blowjob ever and really nice company as she stayed talking after sex also. If anybody know her please could tell me her name. I absolutely forgot it. She said she lives in Berlin, she was sitetd at bar in smoked area alone all the time.
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10-10-23 22:21 #12684
Posts: 1Berlin Girl
Originally Posted by Tintin1 [View Original Post]
Are we talking about same person? The one I had just short hair to shoulder level. Only know she is local from Berlin, too bad didn't ask her name. I just returned from Berlin a couple weeks ago and she wasn't there, asked the front deck and they told me her name is Johanna?
Anyone had good experience with this Berlin girl? Is she still around?
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10-10-23 18:51 #12683
Posts: 623Sammantha!
Originally Posted by Tintin1 [View Original Post]