FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Frozty]

Highly suggest you check out Club Globe in Zurich. Its 140/ half hour which many FKK'rs will say is a "ripp off".

However, when you factor in the FKK reality, that 30 min for 70 buys you near zero, the long taxis / trains in Frankfurt, and the waiting around for 2/3rd of avg / fat gals. You may findthe 140 is a bargain.

Further, you are treated with 100% respect and service level is guaranteed superior to FKKs.

Zurich is closer to a Playboy mansion orgy v. The grim public bath-house reality of crowds at FKKs.

Maybe Zurich is great (most, but not all, say the same), but you don't help make your point by being so down on FKK. If you know what you are doing, a really excellent time can be had.

[ShoesAndSocks]

A few sharks (and not the prettiest.) started following me with insistance. After I told them I was not interested, they started laughing at me saying "Why does this guy come here of he's not interested". Duhhhhh. Because you'd have to pay me to fuck you, and not the other way around. Anyhow! What an attitude!

I agree it can be confronting when you are subjected to this. And, utterly baffling to me as a way to get business.

Ella has been mentioned very favourably here recently (I agree), and she's a great example of an Artemis lady who is always on the prowl for customers, yet she conducts her business with class and style. Wish she'd school a few of her workmates in that respect, but I guess she'd rather have any potential competition keep behaving like that.

[AznNick]

After I told them I was not interested, they started laughing at me saying "Why does this guy come here of he's not interested". Duhhhhh.

Yo Sevenup, thanks for your report and sorry to hear about your bad experience. From what I can see, you made a little mistake by saying that your not interested. I mean, the girl properly knows that she's not your type, and you maybe made her embarrassed and for making up from that, she will tell all her friends as she wants payback for that.

Refusing a girl in a polite way is hard, I know. And the only politely way I know is "I'm not ready, all empty", "maybe later", but also this has gotten me in to trouble as I walk with another girl upstairs minutes after LOL, but hey they know the game and they also know what it properly means, when you say "maybe later" and never go with them. But they were never told you weren't interested in them or making them feel bad.

Give the place another chance my friend.

[Mr Ho]

Highly suggest you check out Club Globe in Zurich. Its 140/ half hour which many FKK'rs will say is a "ripp off".

However, when you factor in the FKK reality, that 30 min for 70 buys you near zero, the long taxis / trains in Frankfurt, and the waiting around for 2/3rd of avg / fat gals. You may findthe 140 is a bargain.

Further, you are treated with 100% respect and service level is guaranteed superior to FKKs.

Zurich is closer to a Playboy mansion orgy v. The grim public bath-house reality of crowds at FKKs.

True.

140 chf is about 120 euro, so it is merely double the price and even at Artemis it most of times require one hour session to get proper service and not even sometimes, so if globe Zurich guarantee that for 140 chf /120 euro, then hell yeah it is worth it.

I will find out this month.

[KaveMan]

I must admit, my first time in an FKK and probably my last (question of personal choice)

Highly suggest you check out Club Globe in Zurich. Its 140/ half hour which many FKK'rs will say is a "ripp off".

However, when you factor in the FKK reality, that 30 min for 70 buys you near zero, the long taxis / trains in Frankfurt, and the waiting around for 2/3rd of avg / fat gals. You may findthe 140 is a bargain.

Further, you are treated with 100% respect and service level is guaranteed superior to FKKs.

Zurich is closer to a Playboy mansion orgy v. The grim public bath-house reality of crowds at FKKs.

[Mr Ho]

Sorry for my lack of poetry, my report is going to be factual.

Was at Artemis yesterday night, after hesitating a lot between a brother, escort and FKK. I must admit, my first time in an FKK and probably my last (question of personal choice).

Got there, showered and changed and then started working around to get an idea of the place. A few sharks (and not the prettiest.) started following me with insistance. After I told them I was not interested, they started laughing at me saying "Why does this guy come here of he's not interested". Duhhhhh. Because you'd have to pay me to fuck you, and not the other way around. Anyhow! What an attitude! And the girl in question started sharing the news with all of her girlfriends whom were not the brightest light of the place anyhow. Didn't care!

Went to the wellness area and the bar area, walked around and I must say it is quite impressive to be surrounded with so many pretty girls in the nude! About one quarter of them not very pretty, one third average girls and one third really awesome. However, I didn't like feeling like a prey. They each took turn in insisting to go with me and that gave me the impression they just wanted to take my money and give me the least they could get away with. I'm a guy who like to take his time, chose his girl and connect with the her. No time for that there, girls were busy and if you didn't want to bangbang right away, they went to someone else.

In the end, I decided to go with a young dirty blonde, an ok girl but with very nice boobs I must admit. She was so mechanical, it was pathetic. Of course, no cuddling, no kissing, no finger in pussy, extras for everything. I ended up finishing manually on her boobs as she was not able to make me cum. I was so turned off by her manner. An expensive way of having dull sex!

Maybe I'm judging the other girls, and maybe it is different at other times of the day, and maybe I'm picky, and maybe my expectations were to high etc. But all in all, didn't like the "sausage factory" aspect of the place and the sex (pun completely intended.) will try something else next time. I recognize that if you want to bangbang quickly as many girls possible, that is probably the place. I must be getting old, but that does not satisfy me anymore.

Haha, I got girls throw me attitude like that when I politely refuse. I mean, with them being polite equal you are weak, so they throw you attitude. Funny education hey?

So if someone tell me why you are here if you are not interested? I will reply the truth, but remain polite with winning smile:

"Because you are ugly and I won't even zimmer with you even you pay me 60 Euro" LOL I mean this is the truth no? And I am not insulting them, but just conveying accurate observation to the girl.

With hot beautiful ones, even I cannot do it anymore after 5 zimmer or so, I will still go to upstairs to zimmer no matter what LOL We say no because girls are not up to our specification of beauty, it is very simple.

Just ignore the ugly ones, they do not deserve the space front of me, but even for them they have some kind of human right to exist, unfortunately. , but not in front of me and in this case you LOL.

[StarletVoyager]

Supposing you had had the most electrifying time with a natural beauty at Artemis including kissing and fingers anything you want? This happened to me last time with Hungarian Geraldine. One bad visit is like playing darts sometimes you hit the bullseye sometimes you miss, like casinos LOL. I wouldn't give up on the FKK model yet your girl is in that club somewhere!! I also find that when the "rude" sharks let rip a little joke or humour or the sharing of a cigarette goes a long way to breaking the ice and turning the mood around, even if you decide not to take her to a room where she may feel that she is repeating the same mechanical movements over and over again hence the initial outward negativity which is so often reported here. (travel dates posted).

[Sevenup]

Sorry for my lack of poetry, my report is going to be factual.

Was at Artemis yesterday night, after hesitating a lot between a brother, escort and FKK. I must admit, my first time in an FKK and probably my last (question of personal choice).

Got there, showered and changed and then started working around to get an idea of the place. A few sharks (and not the prettiest.) started following me with insistance. After I told them I was not interested, they started laughing at me saying "Why does this guy come here of he's not interested". Duhhhhh. Because you'd have to pay me to fuck you, and not the other way around. Anyhow! What an attitude! And the girl in question started sharing the news with all of her girlfriends whom were not the brightest light of the place anyhow. Didn't care!

Went to the wellness area and the bar area, walked around and I must say it is quite impressive to be surrounded with so many pretty girls in the nude! About one quarter of them not very pretty, one third average girls and one third really awesome. However, I didn't like feeling like a prey. They each took turn in insisting to go with me and that gave me the impression they just wanted to take my money and give me the least they could get away with. I'm a guy who like to take his time, chose his girl and connect with the her. No time for that there, girls were busy and if you didn't want to bangbang right away, they went to someone else.

In the end, I decided to go with a young dirty blonde, an ok girl but with very nice boobs I must admit. She was so mechanical, it was pathetic. Of course, no cuddling, no kissing, no finger in pussy, extras for everything. I ended up finishing manually on her boobs as she was not able to make me cum. I was so turned off by her manner. An expensive way of having dull sex!

Maybe I'm judging the other girls, and maybe it is different at other times of the day, and maybe I'm picky, and maybe my expectations were to high etc. But all in all, didn't like the "sausage factory" aspect of the place and the sex (pun completely intended.) will try something else next time. I recognize that if you want to bangbang quickly as many girls possible, that is probably the place. I must be getting old, but that does not satisfy me anymore.

[Mr Ho]

Irish from Malaysia? The lady with nipples which was designed to fit King Kongs mother?

Anyhow; Dear Rocketboy, you are probably not here being able to read this, but sad to see you depart. I want to dedicate this poem to you written by a ladyboy called Willy from Manila:

Like a honey bee.

You took the best of me.

Now I can't erase those memories.

Like a fairy tale.

You are so unreal.

You left a scar that's so hard to heal.

When you had a taste of paradise.

Back on earth can feel.

As cold as ice.

I'm going to miss you.

I miss you.

This poem make me wonder if this Rocketboy is man or woman?? LOL.

[ZimmerBaby]

On occassion and according to Artemis website: Correct spelling "Irish". Don't mix her up with Romanian "Iris". Different women. - Thanks for your report.

Irish from Malaysia? The lady with nipples which was designed to fit King Kongs mother?

Anyhow; Dear Rocketboy, you are probably not here being able to read this, but sad to see you depart. I want to dedicate this poem to you written by a ladyboy called Willy from Manila:

Like a honey bee.

You took the best of me.

Now I can't erase those memories.

Like a fairy tale.

You are so unreal.

You left a scar that's so hard to heal.

When you had a taste of paradise.

Back on earth can feel.

As cold as ice.

I'm going to miss you.

I miss you.

[Pharisaer]

Iris from the Philippines was a mixed bag. Slightly older, but still in decent shape, she was fun in the bed and performed everything I asked for but could not get me over the line. Still had a good time with Iris, just not as good as the others.

On occassion and according to Artemis website: Correct spelling "Irish". Don't mix her up with Romanian "Iris". Different women. - Thanks for your report.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Jenna:

http://www.virtualnights.com/berlin/...000370.2662607

HB

Silvanas sister? LOL.

[Hessen Bub]

Ella is one of the legends of Artemis. I've also been with her and she is really a nice and kind girl.

Jenna:

http://www.virtualnights.com/berlin/...000370.2662607

HB.

[BerlinBrit]

I arrived around 6 pm and things were fairly quiet. Entering the bar, I was accosted by two ladies who were evidently looking for a threesome. One of them didn't appeal to me, with fake tits and coloured hair, but her younger friend was rather cute and natural-looking. This was Tracy from Hamburg, who claimed to only work about 4 days a month in Artemis. She is mixed race, slim with perky A-cup tits and a cute little arse. Her friend left and we chatted an cuddled on the sofa, discussing what she enjoyed. This matched my preferences so we headed up to the room.

Things started slowly with kissing, cuddling and stroking. I kissed my way down her body before licking her tasty pussy, which got her nicely wet. She turned over and I gave her arsehole some attention with my tongue, to appreciative moans. I rubbed my dick between her arsecheeks, then she turned over, slipped on a condom and I fucked her slowly in missionary whilst we kissed increasingly passionately. When I came, she urged me not to stop and after a few more strokes, she seem to orgasm as well. All in all a very good GFE.

After relaxing in the sauna, I headed to the downstairs Kino and waited to see what might turn up. I turned away a few girls who didn't appeal, then Katerina (Bulgaria) appeared with a friend and I asked her to join me. She is dark-haired, slim, very small tits. We started the action right in the Kino as she gave me a good blow job. Her friend sat on the sofa in front and watched, smiling. I enjoyed the blowjob for as long as I could, groping Katerina's arse and watching the parade of naked beauties who passed through looking for business. Eventually I couldn't hold back any longer and filled Katerina's mouth with cum, which she shared with me with a creamy kiss. Another good performance.

I stayed a while longer, enjoying the eye candy, but was too tired to session again.

[Hermann666]

3) Ella. Over the course of the day I'd seen this amazing looking platinum blonde walking in to the bar from time to time and within a few minutes she'd be exiting again with another punter. This was Ella from Saint Petersburg in Russia.

Clearly she was one of the top 2 or 3 most popular girls on the night. About 8 pm she walked in again and as I was sitting nearby I called her over and expected to be treated with quite an aggressive manner as so many of the experienced girls have. Reality couldn't have been any further from the truth. Right from the start Ella was completely charming, happy to chat too, although it didn't take too much chatting for me to want to get her in bed.

In bed Ella was fantastic. Right at the start she asked 2 or 3 short questions to size up my expectations and then it was on. Clearly talented and happy to do whatever it takes to satisfy you, my session with Ella was more GFE than PSE but I'm confident she could switch to that role if that's what I wanted. The session was like a dream come true. Here I am with stunning Russian blonde with beautiful perky boobs, snug fit and cracking body riding me enthusiastically. It was a memorable sight. Lying on the bed for a few minutes with Ella after the session we were having a laugh and I said to her, only half joking, Ella doesn't sell sex, she sells dreams.

As a side note, I saw her later on downstairs in the wellness area where she met quite a large guy, probably in his mid to late sixties that didn't appear to get so much attention from some other girls who ventured down there. Considering how many guys Ella sessioned on Friday it was really great to see here take her time with this guy, sit down and have a drink before heading off with him for a session. He looked pretty happy when he came back.

Ella is one of the legends of Artemis. I've also been with her and she is really a nice and kind girl.