FKK Artemis - Berlin

[PayForIt]

It's been 2 years since I'd been to Artemis and reading many of the reports from here and elsewhere had me a little concerned in lead up to my arrival. So many negative posts.All in all I think Artemis is still doing just fine.

Good report and great to see some positive comments about the club.

[Nooky Ninja]

It's been 2 years since I'd been to Artemis and reading many of the reports from here and elsewhere had me a little concerned in lead up to my arrival. So many negative posts. On Friday I stayed for many hours and during that time I fucked 4 really nice girls.
All in all I think Artemis is still doing just fine.

Exactly. Nice post. Normal guy, chose well, normal good times.

[Grrrr]

It's been 2 years since I'd been to Artemis and reading many of the reports from here and elsewhere had me a little concerned in lead up to my arrival. So many negative posts.

On Friday I stayed for many hours and during that time I fucked 4 really nice girls. Here is my summary for each:

1) Gabriella. Arriving at Artemis I'd had a particular girl in mind to relieve me of a few days of back pressure. As she couldn't be found I chatted to many very hot women but finally decided on Gabriella from Poland. To me she is very pretty with a lovely round face as so many Polish girls do and very warm to chat with. I've learnt from my time here before to be direct in what my expectations are in bed and Gabriella confirmed she was comfortable with those. In bed she was really lovely. Good BBBJ, passionate DFK and enthusiastic sex in multiple positions. Great time.

2) Iris from the Philippines was a mixed bag. Slightly older, but still in decent shape, she was fun in the bed and performed everything I asked for but could not get me over the line. Still had a good time with Iris, just not as good as the others.

3) Ella. Over the course of the day I'd seen this amazing looking platinum blonde walking in to the bar from time to time and within a few minutes she'd be exiting again with another punter. This was Ella from Saint Petersburg in Russia.

Clearly she was one of the top 2 or 3 most popular girls on the night. About 8 pm she walked in again and as I was sitting nearby I called her over and expected to be treated with quite an aggressive manner as so many of the experienced girls have. Reality couldn't have been any further from the truth. Right from the start Ella was completely charming, happy to chat too, although it didn't take too much chatting for me to want to get her in bed.

In bed Ella was fantastic. Right at the start she asked 2 or 3 short questions to size up my expectations and then it was on. Clearly talented and happy to do whatever it takes to satisfy you, my session with Ella was more GFE than PSE but I'm confident she could switch to that role if that's what I wanted. The session was like a dream come true. Here I am with stunning Russian blonde with beautiful perky boobs, snug fit and cracking body riding me enthusiastically. It was a memorable sight. Lying on the bed for a few minutes with Ella after the session we were having a laugh and I said to her, only half joking, Ella doesn't sell sex, she sells dreams.

As a side note, I saw her later on downstairs in the wellness area where she met quite a large guy, probably in his mid to late sixties that didn't appear to get so much attention from some other girls who ventured down there. Considering how many guys Ella sessioned on Friday it was really great to see here take her time with this guy, sit down and have a drink before heading off with him for a session. He looked pretty happy when he came back.

4) Erika from Slovakia was the one that was not meant to happen. Slightly thicker set, and I do mean slightly, she was not rally what I was looking for at that time, in fact I was looking for a particular girl, to no avail, and chatted with a few others but found they didn't do this or that, notably a cute Bulgarian girl with shortish dark hair, possibly called Maria or Martika.

Anyway, I walked past Erika in the stairwell and she called me back, but like I said she probably didn't match what I had in mind at that time. Oh but for the power of the pussy. In a few short minutes Erika unexpectedly charmed the pants off me, well the robe at least. In bed she was lots of fun with huge boobs and tight fit and managed to milk me surprisingly easily. Erika was the surprise of the night.

All in all I think Artemis is still doing just fine.

[ZimmerBaby]

Is it possible to go to Artemis then leave and reenter later on the same day without paying twice? I might do that for the first time tomorrow as I have a dinner date in the evening but want to try artemis before and after?

No problem, just inform the girls in the reception before you leave. You need to sign a paper identifying your key number.

[Sebastiane]

Is it possible to go to Artemis then leave and reenter later on the same day without paying twice? I might do that for the first time tomorrow as I have a dinner date in the evening but want to try artemis before and after?

[Frozty]

I prefer going in the early afternoon and early evening. Much more relaxed and girls used to go with regulars are there. Some may provide GFE. By 10-11 pm I usually leave to avoid the crowd and waiting for rooms.

I agree. I get my rooms done by 9 pm and then just enjoy the atmosphere for a while in the evening. The crush in the bar is a sight worth seeing. Nothing else like it in my FKK experience.

[Hermann666]

My last report was sent before I had finished it (on my handy). Anyway, I did see a few hot girls as the night went on --especially one very tall blonde called Finya (but she was booked!) and a very pretty girl called Amira who was half Moroccan. She said she wold wait for me but ma but baby I spend too long in the Jacuzzi outside? When I came back inside I tried to find her but she was nowhere to be seen. Perhaps she was with another client? After another couple of rounds looking for her I decided to call it quits fo. Although I did see a few very good looking girls the overall standard of girls, of the young model like bodies I like, was much lower then any of the other clubs I have been to. Also, the average age of the girls seem much higher. Also almost all girls did not kiss.

Having said that as the night went on Artemis had very good atmosphere and was fun. If the girls have been fully naked then it would have been even better. By the end, despite my misgivings, I was having fun although I decided soon after when I could not find Amira to shower and go home. The best thing about Artemis was the outdoor area with the heated Jacuzzi and swimming pool. That is a really nice Touch of luxury. Also the wellness area on the floor beneath is excellent. I had a wonderful 30 minute massage. I am sure that more hot girls must exist (definitely I remember from previous experiences) but it seems they are always in demand from their regulars. The food was average at best although filling. It was far inferior to the food at other clubs s such as palace or Paradise or even Dolce Vita. The changing rooms and shower Area also needs renewing although the showers themselves are good. For me the biggest problem with this club seems to be the attitude of the girls and the new policy of not kissing. Because it is the only club in Berlin of this type the girls have no incentive to change. Thankfully there are enough girls just! To keep the club interesting Plus it is a tourist magnet. Myself I would visit it when I am in Berlin but would no longer make a trip to Berlin just to visit the club. There are many better options in the rest of Germany especially around Dusseldorf, cologne and Frankfurt and also Stuttgart and Bavaria.

Entrance 80 Plus Tanya 160 Plus 30 for massage.

Tanya: Russian, face / body / performance equals 7.5/ seven / five.

Can anybody recommend the best time and day to go so that a person may have a decent chance of going with a top girl?

I prefer going in the early afternoon and early evening. Much more relaxed and girls used to go with regulars are there. Some may provide GFE. By 10-11 pm I usually leave to avoid the crowd and waiting for rooms.

[AznNick]

The best thing about Artemis was the outdoor area with the heated Jacuzzi and swimming pool. That is a really nice Touch of luxury.

Damn I was in Artemis in October and forgot to try out the outdoor area, guess I thought it was closed, do you know if it still will be open in December and at night? The day you visited must have been some special day since waiting on a wedness night, the post below you from VaeVictis stated that the girls complaining in hard time business just recently. But anyway, thanks for the reports both of you, very much appreciated as I will be visiting again next month as a Christmas present for myself LOL was wondering if any girls in Artemis would do a real body to body oily massage mmmhh!

[Sebastiane]

My last report was sent before I had finished it (on my handy). Anyway, I did see a few hot girls as the night went on --especially one very tall blonde called Finya (but she was booked!) and a very pretty girl called Amira who was half Moroccan. She said she wold wait for me but ma but baby I spend too long in the Jacuzzi outside? When I came back inside I tried to find her but she was nowhere to be seen. Perhaps she was with another client? After another couple of rounds looking for her I decided to call it quits fo. Although I did see a few very good looking girls the overall standard of girls, of the young model like bodies I like, was much lower then any of the other clubs I have been to. Also, the average age of the girls seem much higher. Also almost all girls did not kiss.

Having said that as the night went on Artemis had very good atmosphere and was fun. If the girls have been fully naked then it would have been even better. By the end, despite my misgivings, I was having fun although I decided soon after when I could not find Amira to shower and go home. The best thing about Artemis was the outdoor area with the heated Jacuzzi and swimming pool. That is a really nice Touch of luxury. Also the wellness area on the floor beneath is excellent. I had a wonderful 30 minute massage. I am sure that more hot girls must exist (definitely I remember from previous experiences) but it seems they are always in demand from their regulars. The food was average at best although filling. It was far inferior to the food at other clubs s such as palace or Paradise or even Dolce Vita. The changing rooms and shower Area also needs renewing although the showers themselves are good. For me the biggest problem with this club seems to be the attitude of the girls and the new policy of not kissing. Because it is the only club in Berlin of this type the girls have no incentive to change. Thankfully there are enough girls just! To keep the club interesting Plus it is a tourist magnet. Myself I would visit it when I am in Berlin but would no longer make a trip to Berlin just to visit the club. There are many better options in the rest of Germany especially around Dusseldorf, cologne and Frankfurt and also Stuttgart and Bavaria.

Entrance 80 Plus Tanya 160 Plus 30 for massage.

Tanya: Russian, face / body / performance equals 7.5/ seven / five.

Can anybody recommend the best time and day to go so that a person may have a decent chance of going with a top girl?

[Sebastiane]

I just got back from Artemis. I went in the evening but the place was so busy there were waits for rooms. It was also dessous day. My biggest disappointment of the evening was that I didn't meet a single girl who was willing to kiss. Offers of extending the time did not work either. It just seems 99% of the girls won't kiss. One girl who I met at the very end said she would kiss for regular clients but she was already booked for the rest of the night. Very pretty faced Hungarian girl with bee stung lips called Geraldine. Said she used to work in Babylon in Klagenfurt. Very friendly girl and I was a bit disappointed she was booked. This lack of kissing and 60 gets you suck and fuck is really crap. Also although there were a lot of girls most seemed worn out and pros. ID say the median age here is closer to 30 than 20. Sure I spotted a few beautiful girls and spoke to many but almost all of them gave me the we don't kiss mantra so I moved on. Eventually got tired of the same answer and realized here I couldn't expect GFE so decided to go with a pretty faced Russian called Tanya. Blonde curvy large ass and tits. Curvaceous. Spent 30 min. BBBJ and sex. Mechanical. During 69 was using hand too much so I said to use no hands! Her pussy was very tight and plump and she quivered a bit as I DATY. She was quite a funny girl and she did natural sekt. I came as she squatted over me. Tanya Russian 8/7/5. Wouldn't repeat. 160 eurpa.

[VaeVictis]

Got myself a free ride to Berlin and decided to take the chance to visit the old hunting grounds. Being welcomed back by some of the girls was bit of surprise to me. I mean. I remember a girl but I am number 8 or 12 for her that day. I am pretty impressed with memory some of them girls have. And I haven't visited Artemis THAT often.

Status report:

Lorena from Columbia was spotted yesterday. Which means she is back to Artemis. She gives decent massage if that's your thing. She calls it erotic massage but in fact it is just ordinary massage. Still may be OK for some to set the mood. And she is ready for everything. I am not prude but certaintly she has pushed some borders with me during previous sessions. 40+ years of age but can compete with girls ten years younger.

Sessioned with Birgitte (HUN) - she changed hair hairstyle which I don't think suits her but I decided that I did not hump girls in artemis because of their hair so I decided to take her to zimmer. She is truly YMMW type of girl. Cannot complain though but nothing out of ordinary with her. Decent experiance if your regular is not available.

Again I sessioned with 21-22 year old Romanian which has natural big breasts and again I forgot her name (so basically whatever I write about her has no value to you guys). Decent cowgirl ride and OK BJ skills. Two sessions, both decent experiances. Will repeat (and ask for name).

Jenna (GER) was also present. I did not session with her due to lack of time but she was uncharacteristically not busy. The girls told me she had done some plastic surgery on her ass. I would not know because there is no scarring I can see and I have no referrance. It looked great before and it looks great now.

The girls are complaining of drop in the business. Although the veterans among the girls said this was business as usual for this time of year. I saw some new romanian girls (new to me) but was not in the mood to try out new experiances this time around and stuck to girls I know.

As to romanian vs other nationalities debate: without romanians (mostly GER girls working in FKKs) we would be paying 120 per session and girl saying "Hi" to you would be extra (because "Hi" = GFE = +100 extra). Like them or hate them but they are good for your pocket because they put down preassure on prices. Most FKK have had 50 EURO per session for ages.

[Mr Ho]

He's talking about a majority group fucking with the minority. Forget the Romanian part is what he's telling you!

He's talking about group bullying. Larger groups pick on the isolated workers. Is what he's saying!

Repeat til Christmas brother big ass.

But majority are the Romanians in FKK LOL.

[Pistons]

PussyLicker: It has nothing to do with nationality. Nobody has stated that here. It has to do with girls being girls. .

[NinBoy]

He's talking about a majority group fucking with the minority. Forget the Romanian part is what he's telling you!

He's talking about group bullying. Larger groups pick on the isolated workers. Is what he's saying!

Repeat til Christmas brother big ass.

[UltraHappy]

Many girls here. I found a purty one. We went to the room. She touched me in my naughty places. Then I paid her. Then I found another purty girl. We went to another room. We did naughty things in the room. Afterwards, I paid her too. Good visit. The end.