FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Nick75]

Hi guys,

I'm new here and I am planning few visits to the Artemis next week.

I am a foot fetishist and I wanted to know if girls of the Artemis could perform such things?

Thanks

[Maxx]

Just got back from Artemis. This review will be for newbies. I've been in the game for over 10 years and had no clue what I've been missing. Americans rave about Thailand, Columbia, DR, etc. as pussy paradises, but I've never heard anyone talk about German FKKs. This is an experience that should not be missed.

First of all, it's basically a brothel masked as a nudist club. The first thing you do is strip, shower, and put on a robe. So be prepared to be naked with other naked dudes. I've never really done this and was uncomfortable at first but after a while, I didn't mind. I went for pussy but actually found myself enjoying the facilities way more than I expected. Maybe I'll become a nudist!

So you pay 80 euro to get in, but this includes access to everything: showers, sauna, pool, food, soda etc. Alcoholic drinks are 10. I vaped with my pax on the shitter without anyone noticing, so I saved some cash there. The girls all cost 60 euro to fuck for 30 minutes. They're not allowed to charge more unless you request stuff like CIM or anal etc. DON'T PAY THEM MORE! NO TIPPING REQUIRED!

So the main bar area is like a strip club but totally nude girls walk around trying to get you to fuck them. Let me put this into perspective. A room full of white women in their 20's is begging you to fuck them for about $65. In NYC you could only get a Dominican to give you 3 lap dances for that. These girls sucked my dick raw (which I was hesitant about, but hey, when in Rome) and fucked with multiple positions for about twice the cost of the taxi drive back to my hotel! Ok, when I say white, I'm mainly talking about Eastern Europeans, Russians, Romanians, etc. But these girls would cost at least $300 in the states. Some were gorgeous! They were mostly very slim, which is not my preference, but hey I got over it.

Onto the details. Lounging outside I was approached by Loreen, a 25 year old from Hungary who said her father was Arabic. Beautiful face, beautiful eyes, olive skin, natural athletic body, and silky real dark hair she let me run my fingers through. I flirted a little and dropped some jokes and she warmed up to me quickly. Guys, these are hoes, but you will get the best out of them by flirting. So I take her to a room, give her a massage, after which she gives me awesome sloppy head. She put on a condom and rode my dick cowgirl style and then I laid her on her back and pounded away until I dropped a nut deep inside that 25 year old pussy. She was very passionate and seemed really into it, or was the best actress I've ever fucked. The entire time, we never lost eye contact, which was more of a turn on than anything. I think she might have hypnotized me with some Hungarian Gypsy magic!

I hung around for a while and decided that I was going to try for round two. At this point it was much later and more crowded with guys. So there was slim pickings as all the hottest girls were occupied. I grabbed a Barbie doll looking Romanian, but she was very cold. Perfect body, perfect face, but no raw sexiness or passion. I got a sense of this lack of connection and probably should have passed, but I was getting tired. She provided all the same services, but again she was very distant, and this made it hard for me to enjoy myself. Hey, I want my hoes not to act like hoes, what can I say? Even with this small disappointment, the experience was fucking amazing.

BTW, check out the public fuck room in the back left corner. I didn't know I'd be into watching another dude fuck but it was interesting.

[FMoreau]

Have seen her ten days ago. Didn't visit the place since then. - Just call the Front desk.

Thanks a lot, I know I may call the front desk but I'm outside Germany now and for what I know they can only say if the girl is already there or not but they cannot say anything about its schedule.

I hope to check it out soon, thanks again.

[Pharisaer]

anyone seen Sissy lately, she's a nice Bulgarian brunette with angel wings tattoo on back.

Have seen her ten days ago. Didn't visit the place since then. - Just call the Front desk.

[FMoreau]

I'm planning a quick visit to Berlin next week, anyone seen Sissy lately, she's a nice Bulgarian brunette with angel wings tattoo on back.

Thanks

[VaeVictis]

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[ClitTeaser]

Hi guys,

Had a wonderful time at Artemis the other day. I must say a big thank-you to all of you who have given advice and techniques for visiting Artemis: avoiding sharks, girls to avoid, wearing your watch etc. I would like to add that once you have chosen a girl to fuck, go to one of the rooms UPSTAIRS. The rooms next to the Kino in the basement as well as both kinos themselves are too warm. Upstairs you can open the windows / curtains and enjoy the pussy better.

Anyway my first session was with a blond gorgeous 27 year old Latvian babe called Mila. She started with a lovely blow-job. Great technique with lips and tongue. Of all the blow jobs I've had. Both from lovers and pros. This was by far the best one. Then she let me lick her perfectly clean and sensitive pussy. She seemed to enjoy it and was soon soaking wet. Then it was on to a cowgirl fuck. Sadly this did not last long because I could not hold back any longer.

Mila does not kiss, but she will let you play with her lovely tits.

After Mila, I ate some food and rested. It was good in the restaurant looking at the girls wrapped in towels. I actually think this is more of a turn on than seeing them naked.

After dinner and a rest in the porn kino, I decided to have one for the road. I chose a Hungarian brunette called Andrea. She has only been at Artemis for a short time and is still a rookie. Her attitude is great and she wants to please. Her blow jobs are slightly toothy but improve when she slows down. Her pussy felt good when I was inside her. Sex was good both in missionary and doggy. I Shot my load into her after a good fuck. She is certainly one to recommend and one I would session with again.

All- in-all it was a good day at Artemis.

I had a laugh on leaving. As I was leaving the building, a taxi was waiting outside. I walked past and saw a confused man looking up and down the motorway at the junction of the West Kreutz car park. "What are you looking for? I cried. "A taxi", said he. (How many people go to West Kreutz for a cab? Ever helpful I told him that there was a taxi sitting at the entrance of a brothel at the end of the street. Upon hearing the word 'brothel' his ears pricked up. "By the way", I added, "if you are going in you should try Mila".

I hope he had a good time. In the taxi of course.

[Ibrahimovic]

Great report thank you.

I will go Artemis in October, as you been to Frankfurt I saw most beautiful blondes German at Palace, do you think Artemis has that kind of quality?

I am not so experienced, have only been to Palace two nights. But I would say that Palace and Artemis do resemble each other in the type of line-up of girls. I think the number of women may be greater at Artemis on an average night compared to Palace, so a little more to choose from. And you will see the same type of quite beautiful women and also plenty of pornstar-types. But of course, in Artemis like in Palace the girls will be somewhat older than other clubs and more implants than natural. If you like blondes I would recommend Vegas, Debby and Heather. Debby and Heather I guess are kind of ash-blonde in colour. Vegas has more of the pornstar type of looks if you're into that, with beautiful eyes. I've also been with Cuban Bella last year, don't know if she's still there. She is a bit of a Pamela Anderson look-a-like and gives great service. In Palace I met only one great blonde; called Nikky (Nikki?) who were on par with the best from Artemis I'd say.

[Ibrahimovic]

I returned to Artemis almost a year after my last visit. There was no really noticeable change in quality of LU since last year in my opinion. I had a repeat from last visit with Vanity from Barbados. Not a talkative girl and not so active but she is quite sweet and it was possible to have a nice relaxed time together. Vanity has got the most spectacular and amazing body I've experienced. Small and tight ass, soft skin, super slim waist and the softest grandiose breasts. Will probably always remember the feeling of caressing those big tits since I have never felt anything so soft and smooth. Vanity later recommended for me Aileen from Hamburg. Dark-haired, beautiful eyes, quite big implants and a well proportioned tight ass. I was a bit too tired for this session to really be present in the moment and enjoy it properly. But Aileen had good technique and I would say that she gave a pretty decent service. Only disappointing session for me was with Virginia from Hungary. Tall blonde woman with big pouty lips and big implants. This girl was a bit rushed and set in her ways trying to go through her programme. Not so flexible or sensitive to input.

I picked Dominicana Liza basically because she looked very hot dancing in the lounge and seemed to be enjoying herself chatting with everyone. Maybe not the best sexual chemistry for me (albeit good and different BJ technique) and did not enjoy the location which was one of the small rooms adjacent to the kino downstairs. Liza however is very outgoing and personable. Could be a good choice for anyone who values the energetic and fun / spontaneous type. Blonde Heather from Moldava has this rather sweet and different look. Resembles a princess, got a little vibe of the film Marie Antoinette or something like that. She did not offer anything beyond the basic for 30 minutes but I still liked the session. She was hot enough to help me get into the right feeling.

I had been eyeing this voluptuous German blonde called Manelle for two days. Had a nice chat with her in the lounge, seemed that she was quite new to the place. Out of all the girls I've met in A this was the one with the most relaxed attitude. Being a tourist I always get the sales pitch within the first two minutes. Manelle didn't even seem to expect me to want to go upstairs. She rather seemed surprised when I proposed it. Quite a contrast from the girl that approached me just before I went to Manelle. After 15 seconds of conversation came the rehearsed and robotic: "I like you, I want to go to the room with you". The smart and genuine girls must have a great advantage in the long run. Manelle was great in the room too, sexy and skilled, nice kissing. I got so into it that I remembered something I'd read (probably in this thread) about someone asking the girl to leave the room and venture downstairs to bring someone up to make it a surprise threesome. I felt nervous asking for it since I didn't want her to feel that she was lacking in any way but she reacted well of course. She brought petite brunette Tessa. Not really my type or anyone I'd picked myself but I guess that was part of the excitement. The girls showed a lot of commitment in the ensuing threesome. Maybe a tad theatrical in moaning and unrealistically quick orgasms on their part. I enjoyed Manelle alot and would recommend her.

On my first day I also had a threesome. Met petite German / Mozambican Valesca and she asked if I'd like to bring in another girl. This was convenient since I also had my eyes on Marisol from Dominican Rep. I was a bit worried considering the many bad reviews of threesomes in FKKs. I turned down the offer of lesbo-show or whatever they call it and choose a plain one hour session. Valesca and Marisol were rather sweet and combined quite well finding different ways of optimizing the effect of them being a duo. Maybe not over the top extraordinary but still very good and the beauty of the girls added a lot to the pleasure.

So on to the very best ones: Debby from Stuttgart with beautiful curly ash-blonde hair. This girl had the ability to within the half hour (felt like we went over) offer both a mix of GFE-feeling and very sexy porn style sex. Finished with COF and then some cuddling. As we were ready to leave I got hard again which she pointed out. I was ready to extend for an additional half hour but she advice against it. She recommended me to come find her again later on instead since it would be more pleasurable for me if I had to pay first. I was impressed with her honest and considerate way, she could have easily just cashed in on the extended session. Unfortunately I couldn't manage to find her free anymore that evening. Very recommendable girl, probably the best service level I've come across so far. And many appealing aspects of Debby; attractive face, tight body, feminine beautiful voice, great techniques and very generous.

I also had the pleasure of meeting Russian blonde Vegas. I noticed her in the stairs but couldn't get eye contact so went after her into the lounge. Sat down in a couch as she got busy talking with a bunch of other girls. As I finally approached her, she seemed very icy. As she gave me her name I vaguely remembered that I had read about her in this thread and that she was supposed to be good. She actually interviewed me to find out if she'd consider going upstairs, rather than the other way around! This was something new to me, but I guess this is the approach for someone that is very popular. She may not have been as present or cuddly as Debby but the kissing was perfect, best BJ technique I've experienced and overall just super sexy. Debby and Vegas were standouts for me this weekend. But the general quality of sessions was pretty high throughout. Maybe I was a bit lucky in my pickings.

Comparing Artemis to the big clubs in Frankfurt, which I visited two months ago, I think Artemis stands well against the competition. The variety of different types of girls and looks is an asset to A. I would also rate A slightly higher than Sharks and Oase for the level of looks and the service given seemed equivalent to me (even though I would need more visits to make a fair comparison).

[Septimus1974]

I agree. Staying longer than 30 minutes is tip enough. Overall I think the Art is getting worse. The girls' attitude is getting more rude than before. There are still some rays of sunshine there but they seem to be more and more rare. Even Sasha was grumpy. I think the management needs to take care of this or else they need competition.

It has changed a lot at Artemis the last years and it is getting tougher for the girls, the price has been the same for some years and the competition between the girls getting customers is very hard. You can see the result of it every day. Sometimes there are only a few men during daytime and more than 50 girls, situations like this is not good for the girls and not for the men as well. The management seems not to be willing to solve this problem with too many girls at all. I do understand why some of the Girls are getting grumpy. And another reason why the girls are getting grumpy are that some men can't behave at all.

At my first visit in 2008 I thought Artemis were a great place, nothing to compare, but now I have changed my mind, it has changed and has become a worse Place. And this it not due to the girls who is very friendly.

[PayForIt]

What is the avg age of the girls at Artemis? Based on what I'm reading of the reports, those that have the age of the girls reported nearby, I would guess good percentage are late 20's? I understand that who are reported makes up only percentage of LU. Any frequenter can give me an idea of the general age range of the girls? What percentage are under 24? Is it expect to be late 20's now? Last time I attended, I met all kinds, but I tend to go with the girls in the lowest 20's region.

Second, I've read somewhere IFA is a big even in Berlin. Is it not recommended to attend during this time? It is the only club in Berlin so I can imagine the place turning into a mad house. Does this even draw a big LU? Is there are duration in the club during this even that the place isn't overly crowded? After this event, does the LU sustain?

What is the estimation of the turnout of the girls on a good night? Which night during the week would have the best turn-out? Is there are particular day of the week that the ratio of girls to boys are the best?

Bloody hell PL I'm trying to think of a question you didn't ask!! Ever one for a challenge here goes:

Avg age. I'd say 26-30 -.

Yes good percentage are late 20's.

General age as per average above.

19.45876% under 24 on last trip though one girl had her 24th that night so it might be less now! Only jokin! LOL. I'd say less than 20% are under 24 - if you want young girls go to Oase in Frankfurt.

More over 25's than most FKK clubs in my experience though YMMV.

IFA is not until 4-9 Sept so simply avoid those dates. Yes the club would be busier. During the Champions League Final (in Berlin this year there were queues outside the club lasting an hour to get in and guys offering girls hundreds of euros for 30 minutes).

After the Champions League Final the LU returned to normal after a day or so.

I have no idea what turnout of girls there is on a good night but it doesn't matter. If you find 4 or 5 you want to session with you don't need 100.

I rather doubt any guy will have done actual ratios for each day but as with most clubs Fridays and Saturdays are busiest and again in my experience Art is the same. Wednesday is dessous and can be less busy.

Hope that helps. Now. In the same way, I recently asked a question of the most frequent Artemis forum members. Diplomat / Rocketboy etc. Who are your top 5 girls there in the LU at present? Cmon guys share a little!

[The Cane]

What is the avg age of the girls at Artemis? Based on what I'm reading of the reports, those that have the age of the girls reported nearby, I would guess good percentage are late 20's? I understand that who are reported makes up only percentage of LU. Any frequenter can give me an idea of the general age range of the girls? What percentage are under 24? Is it expect to be late 20's now? Last time I attended, I met all kinds, but I tend to go with the girls in the lowest 20's region.

"Mattress Back" Marketa (a very attractive blonde Czech) must have been 27 at least for five solid years in a row hahaha!

[London Traveller]

What is the avg age of the girls at Artemis? Based on what I'm reading of the reports, those that have the age of the girls reported nearby, I would guess good percentage are late 20's? I understand that who are reported makes up only percentage of LU. Any frequenter can give me an idea of the general age range of the girls? What percentage are under 24? Is it expect to be late 20's now? Last time I attended, I met all kinds, but I tend to go with the girls in the lowest 20's region.

Second, I've read somewhere IFA is a big even in Berlin. Is it not recommended to attend during this time? It is the only club in Berlin so I can imagine the place turning into a mad house. Does this even draw a big LU? Is there are duration in the club during this even that the place isn't overly crowded? After this event, does the LU sustain?

What is the estimation of the turnout of the girls on a good night? Which night during the week would have the best turn-out? Is there are particular day of the week that the ratio of girls to boys are the best?

Great stuff!

[VaeVictis]

What is the avg age of the girls at Artemis? Based on what I'm reading of the reports, those that have the age of the girls reported nearby, I would guess good percentage are late 20's? I understand that who are reported makes up only percentage of LU. Any frequenter can give me an idea of the general age range of the girls? What percentage are under 24? Is it expect to be late 20's now? Last time I attended, I met all kinds, but I tend to go with the girls in the lowest 20's region.

I was there week ago and there was everything between 20 to 40's. My experience during last week (I don't have age preference so don't take my word for gospel): Average is mid-twenties and upwards during the day and same at the evening. But since lot more girls work at evening (after 18-19) there is lot more selection. Generally if you are into lower end of 20's you'll find something to your taste but don't expect to have all house full of them youngs.

[Samplerr]

Second, I've read somewhere IFA is a big even in Berlin. Is it not recommended to attend during this time? It is the only club in Berlin so I can imagine the place turning into a mad house. Does this even draw a big LU? Is there are duration in the club during this even that the place isn't overly crowded? After this event, does the LU sustain?

If you look back at the forum for previous years around that time, then I'm sure you can find some answers.