FKK Artemis - Berlin

[ZimmerBaby]

Yes, I do the both of it. Tipping and another session. To be honest, why are you guys so miserly? 60 euro is very cheap and it should been raised to 100 euro.

Insanity is not a crime, or are you a WG from Artemis?

[CDNTraveler]

My lessons learned. 1) Don't drink too much beer. I think I will limit myself to two next night. Brewer's droop and all that. Non-alcoholic drinks are free and the 10 euros per beer can eat away at your cash pile. 2) Don't be afraid to talk to the other guys. Yes, the whole reason we are there is to fuck girls, but during the resting times you might as well talk to the other punters. 3) I'm going to try the porn room next time. It looked like fun. 4) Walk a lot, especially outside. It was a perfectly cool night so I was able to cool down after getting too overheated looking at gorgeous women. Plus you get to interact with the girls while walking by instead of being trapped if you're sitting. Several girls grabbed my ass or would brush up against me while walking past. So frickin' hot. 5) Spending time with a naked woman in private is the best part. I don't need to pop every session. Consider the whole night to be one long sex session. The girls certainly don't care. They just want the money, after all. 6) I'm going to try one of the fuck rooms by the outdoor pool next time.

Thanks again for all the info on the forums. You helped me have the greatest night. Well, until tomorrow's report.

Thank you! As a newbie myself your information and experiences are really important and I am grateful for the sharing!

[FiddyCent]

A beautiful brunette approached me named Alita. She is from Greece. Total shark.

(She's probably Romanian pretending to be Greek).

Tatiana is Romanian, 27 years old, has been at Artemis for five years. She has page boy length dark hair and a crazy beautiful body. Not huge breasts but big, natural and lovely. Dark Romanian eyes. Somewhat dark skin tone to the point where I wondered if she might be a gypsy (but no bad smell).

(Tatiana is a nice girl. She enjoys DATY very much).

Back to the lounge. I met with Maya from Hungary again. Folks, Maya is the real deal. I love every bone in her body. She is an ex-porn star and if you are really nice to her she will tell you her porn name and you can look her up. Amazing girl. We did not do a session but we sat together for a while and massaged each other.

(You can tell us her porn name. Chances are, I won't get to meet her.).

I sat back down on a couch in the lounge determined to leave once I finished my beer. Along came Vivian, a 30 year old Romanian girl (see a pattern here?) and she sat beside me on the couch. No, not really beside me, mostly on top of me.

(Oh, Vivian! Reaching in your robe is her signature move. She is very affectionate.).

...in Berlin, because these girls would be emptying my wallet on a regular basis. How do you Berliners deal with it?

(Regular German guys do not tip the girls. In fact it is frowned upon. Germany also offers other options outside of the FKKs).

Well, I am glad you executed the game plan quite well for a rookie. I can tell you read my report because that is exactly what I would do if I were in your shoes.

Next time try the Frankfurt clubs.

FiddyCent.

[UltraHappy]

Oh! The dick measurement game is on. Anyone up for the 300 Euro payment? Come on guys I know you got it in you.

I give them a nice Ultrahappy kiss as their tip. That's got to be worth like a 200 Euros at least!

[Trizen]

Trizen here again with my second (and probably last) report. Another great visit to Artemis. Here are some details (shorter than last time, I promise).

As soon as I walked in I sat down in the lounge at one of the couches on the upper level at the very end. A beautiful brunette approached me named Alita. She is from Greece. Total shark. "Come to the room immediately. Thirty minutes from now is no good. Must be now. "Screw this. I turned her down without blinking an eye.

I got up from the couch and went to the spiral staircase. This Friday night was dead. Last Wednesday was much busier. What is going on? I guess all the Germans are on holiday by now. Lots of beautiful girls though, so what do I care. As I come to the spiral staircase, I meet Tatiana. We trade remarks back and forth and it is really a fun little conversation. She is a smart ass. I like it. Tatiana is Romanian, 27 years old, has been at Artemis for five years. She has page boy length dark hair and a crazy beautiful body. Not huge breasts but big, natural and lovely. Dark Romanian eyes. Somewhat dark skin tone to the point where I wondered if she might be a gypsy (but no bad smell). Just crazy beautiful. Okay, so I went upstairs with Tatiana for 1/2 hour. I loved it. She had great BBBJ technique. I finished easily within a half hour. She shared about her life with me and we had a nice time.

Back to the lounge. I walked around for a bit and all of a sudden ran into Ginger from Romania who I met last time. I told Ginger (friend of Alita from Wednesday) that I would see her on Friday. She held me to my word. Ginger is a beautiful blond, a bit taller than the others (or was it just the shoes?) and great smile. Page boy blond hair. My god, I took her upstairs for a 1/2 hour. I told her I might not finish in that time, but it was okay. She took that as a challenge. She went after me with BBBJ and then with FS and I loved it. She met her challenge. Before twenty minutes was up, I was done. Only then did she tell me that she saw my old body as a challenge and decided she was going to finish me no matter what. No rush, no frenzy, just friendly, passionate service. Outstanding.

Back to the lounge. I met with Maya from Hungary again. Folks, Maya is the real deal. I love every bone in her body. She is an ex-porn star and if you are really nice to her she will tell you her porn name and you can look her up. Amazing girl. We did not do a session but we sat together for a while and massaged each other.

I sat back down on a couch in the lounge determined to leave once I finished my beer. Along came Vivian, a 30 year old Romanian girl (see a pattern here?) and she sat beside me on the couch. No, not really beside me, mostly on top of me. Vivian is a big girl, really big natural boobs, thick waisted, shoulder length reddish brown hair, glasses. Sexy but more the girl-next door look, not supermodel like a lot of the other girls at Artemis. Vivian had a sparkling personality, laughing and joking with great English. (All my girls from tonight had excellent English.) She started playing around with me through the robe and, to my great surprise, I was sitting there with a hard-on. I had no idea this was possible after two other girls and two pops. Okay Vivian, you win, we're going at it. I took Vivian to the cinema room and we had a great time. I completely forgot to watch the porno, she had me quite focused. It was a great time. I didn't pop, which was fine with me. Vivian gives very nice service, she is always inquiring what you want, pressure, speed. She is a caring girl, really pleasant time. I would repeat with Vivian.

As I left I saw that Maya was in an argument with some Arab guys who didn't want to pay for something. I got the distinct impression you don't want to mess with Maya.

To be honest I did not have a good impression of the Romanian girls my first visit to Artemis. But this time. Wow! I had three Romanian girls and three superb experiences. I can recommend each one of them highly.

I also ran into two guys from Wednesday. German / Albanian cousins. Crazy dudes and a lot of fun! We had a good time sharing stories and watching the girls walk by.

To summarize: Tatiana from Romania - 27 years old - 8/ looks, 9/ service. Ginger From Romania via Amsterdam - 24 years old - 9/ looks, 9 service. Vivian from Romania - 30 years old - 6/ looks, 9/ service. I would repeat with any of them. So beautiful and such passionate, friendly service.

That's it for me. At least, my wallet hopes so. I'm quite glad that I do not live in Berlin, because these girls would be emptying my wallet on a regular basis. How do you Berliners deal with it?

[ClitTeaser]

Oh! The dick measurement game is on. Anyone up for the 300 Euro payment? Come on guys I know you got it in you.

I'm that satisfying for them that they tip me at the end. Beats working for a living.

[Simon Rex]

Oh! The dick measurement game is on. Anyone up for the 300 Euro payment? Come on guys I know you got it in you.

[Septimus1974]

Instead of tipping her take another session with her later.

Yes, I do the both of it. Tipping and another session. To be honest, why are you guys so miserly? 60 euro is very cheap and it should been raised to 100 euro.

[SavoySuit]

As for me I always give tip to the girls, 60 euro is not much and I think you always should give some extra, it depends, sometimes 20 euro ekstra or all together 100 euro for half an hour.

But not less than 80 euro.

You can buy a ticket for alcoholic drinks in the reception.

I like to give 200 euros. A nice even round number.

[Guy93]

Instead of tipping her take another session with her later.

[Dutedrac]

As for me I always give tip to the girls, 60 euro is not much and I think you always should give some extra, it depends, sometimes 20 euro ekstra or all together 100 euro for half an hour.

But not less than 80 euro.

You can buy a ticket for alcoholic drinks in the reception.

Come on guys, do not behave like jerks, why would you let them poor sweethearts deal with the lousy annoying 20 euro notes, make it 100, it's so simple. Unbelievable.

There you have it, in a few lines the reason why artemis, and tourist clubs in general, are tougher playgrounds.

[Trizen]

It is finally time for Trizen, the American newbie to post my first report. I was getting worried after all the bad talk on this forum about Artemis but I am happy to say that my visit was absolutely wonderful.

Having said that, the information I learned on this forum was very valuable in making sure that I had a good night. Thanks to all the admins and regular contributors. You are all doing a great job. So here's my contribution to the cause.

I arrived on a Wednesday (yesterday) at about 8:30 pm and paid the door price (80 euros). I deposited my money in the safety box and got undressed and showered. There is a door straight from the men's locker room to the lounge, which is great. It feels very surreal to walk from the brightly lit locker room into the dark lounge with music booming.

Yes, the lounge is smoky but I really didn't mind it. I live in the USA, and my state has outlawed smoking in bars for years now, so I thought I might hate the smoke. But the filtration system must be excellent, because it didn't get to me at all. Maybe my mind was focusing on other things?

It was Wednesday, so it was lingerie night. I shouldn't call it that because only two girls were actually wearing lingerie, the rest had various forms of slutty bikinis. It was fantastic. I specifically picked Wednesday as my first day so I could come back later and see all the girls naked my next trip.

The first girl I interacted with was at the bar. Maya from Budapest, Hungary was sitting by herself at the bar and I walked up to order a drink. I gave the token to the bartender and Maya asked me to sit beside her. But I heard the powerful voices from this forum in my head "Don't go with the first girl you meet!" This was very difficult because Maya is a beauty. Short in stature, long, curly black hair, tan complexion, beautiful dark features. I mean she was totally my type. But I didn't sit there. It turned out pretty well because she didn't pester me and hard-sell or anything, just accepted. Hmmm, that's a good sign for Maya.

I walked over to the other side of the lounge and just stood for a while by one of the pillars. Here I found the sharks. One girl from Poland absolutely insisted that we go to the room right now. "I am hot and horny for you. We go now. You need Polish blow job. "Well, quite frankly this wasn't a turn on at all, no matter how beautiful she was. And she was gorgeous, but come on, I'm not falling for this. After I shooed her away the next 2-3 sharks came to me in quick succession. This was getting pretty easy. I can say no to a beautiful woman. In fact, I kinda enjoy it!

I convince myself to have a second beer to calm my nerves a bit before I venture upstairs with anyone. I notice Maya comes over to me again and asks about upstairs. I ask her to sit with me for a few minutes. She says yes. Another good sign. We talk for a while laying on one of the beds and I ask her about DFK. No, she says. No kissing at all. Hmm, that's not what I wanted to hear. Okay, so she has accepted defeat and we part ways. I do my walking-around thing, going from the spiral staircase to see the expressions of the guys coming down from the rooms (See! I read the forums! Then outside to the pool area to cool off, then back into the lounge to stare at eye-candy again. God, I'm loving this and I haven't even been with anyone yet.

I do this a few more times, including a walk past the fuck-rooms near the outdoor pool. I hear a girl howling. Nice! Back in the lounge again, I see Maya once more. It seems like she disappears and reappears (more on that later). She walks up to me while I'm talking to a German guy. He and I met in the locker room and he was asking my advice. I told him it was my first time but he had absolutely no clue so I told him what I had learned on the forums. Avoid sharks. Don't go with the first girl. By this time I've decided, kiss or no kiss, I'm going upstairs with Maya. As she is walking over I'm getting more excited. I introduce Maya to the German guy to be polite and she introduces us both to a lovely blond girl. Maya suggests that she go with the German guy and this blond girl can have me, because she will kiss. So here Maya has gone to find a girl that will be good for me. Another point for Maya. The way she says it, it sounds like she is suggesting a foursome, and the German guy and I both shake our heads and say "No No No. "But she isn't suggesting that. At this point, I tell Maya that she is the one that I want. I pull her aside and the blond girl disappears. I probably made the blond girl feel bad. So here I am, avid forum reader, going with the first girl I met. Shame on me!!

Maya and I head upstairs and the rooms are all busy. Crazy! A Wednesday night and there is a traffic jam of sex! We wait for a few minutes and learn more about each other. I won't tell you her life story but it is interesting to hear. I book an hour with CIM. We get into our room and it is a wonderful feeling. I'll say it. It felt romantic. When she took off her top I saw that her breasts, although very small, were just perfect. Lovely dark, small nipples that stood out a bit. Really nice. She took out the disinfectant and said "I need to clean my cock. It is no longer your cock, it is now mine. "Her English is very good too but with a gorgeous Magyar accent.

We started with BBBJ, which was wonderful. She is very talented. She said she had been with twenty guys already that day, which was pretty normal for her. I think with her shocking good looks and nice disposition, she probably makes a ton of money. But our session didn't feel mechanical or tired. She was caring and would speed up and slow down. She made me crazy (in a good way). I enjoyed my time with Maya. She did upsell me with the CIM before we got into the room, but I was a pretty easy sell on that one.

Maya is easily a 10 in looks and at least an 7 in performance. Since she had had so many guys by that time (10 pm maybe) her nipples were very sore and we didn't actually fuck; didn't need to. Plus she was probably sore down there too. To me this was not shark behavior though, I was perfectly happy with BBBJCIM. We talked about the other girls who rush or try to charge for every little thing. She joked "I suck one ball - 50 euros. Second ball - 50 more. " I was glad that Maya was honest about the kissing policy while we were talking in the lounge. Even to the point where she thought she might lose the deal.

Okay, so finished up with Maya, I wandered down to the bottom level to see what was there. I visited the WC on that level and walked out to see two girls were giggling at me. They informed me that I had gone into the ladies WC. Man, I was disoriented after my session with Maya! I had a good laugh too. Upstairs to get some food, which was quite good. I sat at a table with two sullen looking Romanian girls. Maybe their English was not very good, but they weren't very talkative, except to each other. Lovely to look at, though.

After eating, back to the lounge. I needed at least an hour to recover from Maya. But after that hour I encountered Adina, a German girl. Short, curly blond hair, really big boobs, super friendly. She had been joking around with the other girls on a couch next to the stage / podium. I actually slow danced with her for a few minutes in the lounge. I think she liked it and her coworkers were giving her a hard time. I decided to take Adina to the room for an hour. Wow! Adina is really nice. Her breasts uncovered are something to behold. Perfection. I was again glad that my first visit was on a Wednesday. Getting the "big reveal" is especially nice. However, on my next trip, I'm sure I will enjoy the volumes of nudity in the lounge. Back to Adina. So she took off her clothes, disinfected me (shouldn't be a turn-on, but it is), then got busy with BBBJ. Very talented girl. Then after a few minutes, she mounted me and we had fun that way. Wow, she is a fantastic girl. Adina tried valiantly to get me off but it didn't happen. Maybe too much beer or maybe Maya had completely drained me.

I loved spending time with Adina. Adina is from Mannheim in Germany. Unfortunately, she is going on holiday for a few weeks starting tomorrow so I will not see her on my return visit (s). I'd give Adina a 9 in looks and a 9 in performance. What a great girl. Giggles a lot and has a great sense of humor.

Maya and Adina both said they prefer older men to younger. They might have been saying that because I'm older but it does make sense. Young guys want to pound pussy while older guys get tired and want to snuggle. I had a great time with both of them.

Some other notes (sorry this is getting so long). I had a couple of great interactions with the guys at the club. Like I said, a couple of Germans were asking for advice, which I offered. Simple things if you had been reading the forum posts here. I also met a couple of older guys from Pakistan at the security lockers. They were clueless about the place. I told them everything I knew. They loved it. I even introduced them to some girls who I thought would be good. Maya was gone by that time, but I introduced the one guy to a Moldovan girl I met (Dadia) who was really beautiful and had been hitting on me several times. They went upstairs and everyone seemed happy. The other guy was a bit more shy. I resolved to find him a girl and suddenly a gorgeous Spanish girl came up to me and started her pitch. I redirected her to my new friend and he seemed very happy. They went upstairs and another success. I'm an Artemis matchmaker for god's sake. For some reason the girls were often swarming around me. Maybe being American or whatever. I don't know. The Pakistani guys loved it. "Look! He's like a god!" Yeah, but even gods must bring cash.

I had a fantastic time at Artemis. Yes, you need to avoid the sharks. If she rushes you in the lounge, she will rush you upstairs. Plus, you get the bonus of turning down a beautiful woman for sex. How fun is that?? Not something that I get to do in real life, that's for sure. I looked for girls who were okay with being rejected, who didn't keep pushing, pushing (like Maya). I also looked for girls who seemed to be having a fun time with the other girls rather than sharking around the place (like Adina).

To summarize, Maya from Budapest, Hungary, 32 years old (but looks 22) - 10/ looks, 7/ performance. Adina from Mannheim, Germany, 23 years old - 9/ looks 9/ performance. I would repeat with either of them.

My lessons learned. 1) Don't drink too much beer. I think I will limit myself to two next night. Brewer's droop and all that. Non-alcoholic drinks are free and the 10 euros per beer can eat away at your cash pile. 2) Don't be afraid to talk to the other guys. Yes, the whole reason we are there is to fuck girls, but during the resting times you might as well talk to the other punters. 3) I'm going to try the porn room next time. It looked like fun. 4) Walk a lot, especially outside. It was a perfectly cool night so I was able to cool down after getting too overheated looking at gorgeous women. Plus you get to interact with the girls while walking by instead of being trapped if you're sitting. Several girls grabbed my ass or would brush up against me while walking past. So frickin' hot. 5) Spending time with a naked woman in private is the best part. I don't need to pop every session. Consider the whole night to be one long sex session. The girls certainly don't care. They just want the money, after all. 6) I'm going to try one of the fuck rooms by the outdoor pool next time.

Thanks again for all the info on the forums. You helped me have the greatest night. Well, until tomorrow's report.

[Septimus1974]

I'm a newbie to Artemis and have been reading the posts here for several months. I have two questions:

A. How much do the girls expect to be tipped after each session? Is 20 euros the right amount? I would hate to have a nice time and then be berated for insufficient tip.

B. What is the policy for alcoholic drinks? I think I read one post that said you are only allowed three alcoholic drinks. I'm not looking to get rip-roaring drunk but would like to know.

What the restrictions are.

Thank you. I'll post my report soon!

As for me I always give tip to the girls, 60 euro is not much and I think you always should give some extra, it depends, sometimes 20 euro ekstra or all together 100 euro for half an hour.

But not less than 80 euro.

You can buy a ticket for alcoholic drinks in the reception.

[Simon Rex]

Simai / Simei a loney shark? I don't think so. Usually sitting at the left side of the bar (seen from the main entrance). Note: recently fake tits.

Does she have a half sleeve tattoo on her left arm?

[FiddyCent]

Thanks Fiddy Cent for the info in general. I was also wondering if wearing a watch and checking the time before a session? Or is this frowned upon?

Hey CDNTraveler.

I wear a watch, but take it off in the room and leave it on the counter. I peek at it, but often times I won't even look at it when the session ends. After a good session, I won't even care if it is +/- 5 minutes. Some girls will spend free time with you in the room and not charge you. Sometimes, you get free couch / kino time too. In the grand scheme of things, it doesn't really matter. The girls that are in the biggest rush to get you into a room or try to get you to finish quickly are the ones that you need to avoid. Play it cool, even if she short changes you 5 minutes. If you had a good session, would you hold it against her? I think not. Better to build a good rapport. You may want to repeat with her later. I usually like to do 30 min first sessions and repeat for 1 hour sessions. Sometimes, if the flow is nice, I will extend a 30 min into a full hour on the spot, even if I know full well the first 30 minutes had not expired.

On the flip side, if you get time pressured to finish, then make her aware of the start time in the room and end the session to cut your losses. If the girl does not deliver what she promised right off the bat, you will know within the firs 5 minutes of the session. As I have mentioned before, I have never had to March a girl to the front desk to issue a challenge. The most you will lose is 60 Euros at this point. Better that than having a girl drag you down and ruin your night.

Have fun brother!

FiddyCent.