FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Trizen]

A beautiful brunette approached me named Alita. She is from Greece. Total shark.

Well, I am glad you executed the game plan quite well for a rookie. I can tell you read my report because that is exactly what I would do if I were in your shoes.

FiddyCent.

Thanks FiddyCent for your comments. Yes, I read your report with great interest. I learned a lot and put it to good practice.

[FlyByCable]

I had planned a visit to the Artemis at Friday (7th) the coming week but now I see they have an event "Pool Party" at Wednesday (5th).

Hmm, I have never been to such an event at Artemis. Do you think it's worth a visit? What day do you think there will be most girls?

[PayForIt]

Insanity is not a crime, or are you a WG from Artemis?

SepticMoose you are probably wondering why they guys on the forum are giving you some grief and you asked why the guys are so measly. It is not that the guys (or me!) are mean.

It is as easy as this: if you tip every girl because you think €60 is not enough, you will lower levels of service for all mongers. Tipping in an FKK is no different than tipping in other service environments: if you get exceptional service you should tip and tip well. If you receive normal service you should not tip. I know americans have a different mentality to this but FKKs are not in the USA and around the rest of the world tipping is reserved for really exceptional service. If girls know they will get a tip whatever the service their service will be mechanical. I don't blame them actually. I can fully understand why a girl having to give 10 blow jobs in a day would not be so inclined to give the last two the same effort as the first two. That is human nature, fatigue etc. But if girls realise that when they do go the extra mile for a punter they get a good tip they try harder.

Now some punters are mean: giving an Ultrahappy kiss as a tip is something the girl probably would have paid NOT to receive!

Only joking UH but you walked into it!

So SepticMoose. No grief from me. But please think about other mongers when adopting policies in FKK. It is important for us all that the girls do offer top service. As it is the girls in Artemis get a way with a lot because there is no rival club in Berlin.

[ClitTeaser]

Insanity is not a crime, or are you a WG from Artemis?

+1.

True 60 Euro is not much but pros in Berlin are not rare either.

[ZimmerBaby]

Yes, I do the both of it. Tipping and another session. To be honest, why are you guys so miserly? 60 euro is very cheap and it should been raised to 100 euro.

Insanity is not a crime, or are you a WG from Artemis?

[CDNTraveler]

My lessons learned. 1) Don't drink too much beer. I think I will limit myself to two next night. Brewer's droop and all that. Non-alcoholic drinks are free and the 10 euros per beer can eat away at your cash pile. 2) Don't be afraid to talk to the other guys. Yes, the whole reason we are there is to fuck girls, but during the resting times you might as well talk to the other punters. 3) I'm going to try the porn room next time. It looked like fun. 4) Walk a lot, especially outside. It was a perfectly cool night so I was able to cool down after getting too overheated looking at gorgeous women. Plus you get to interact with the girls while walking by instead of being trapped if you're sitting. Several girls grabbed my ass or would brush up against me while walking past. So frickin' hot. 5) Spending time with a naked woman in private is the best part. I don't need to pop every session. Consider the whole night to be one long sex session. The girls certainly don't care. They just want the money, after all. 6) I'm going to try one of the fuck rooms by the outdoor pool next time.

Thanks again for all the info on the forums. You helped me have the greatest night. Well, until tomorrow's report.

Thank you! As a newbie myself your information and experiences are really important and I am grateful for the sharing!

[FiddyCent]

A beautiful brunette approached me named Alita. She is from Greece. Total shark.

(She's probably Romanian pretending to be Greek).

Tatiana is Romanian, 27 years old, has been at Artemis for five years. She has page boy length dark hair and a crazy beautiful body. Not huge breasts but big, natural and lovely. Dark Romanian eyes. Somewhat dark skin tone to the point where I wondered if she might be a gypsy (but no bad smell).

(Tatiana is a nice girl. She enjoys DATY very much).

Back to the lounge. I met with Maya from Hungary again. Folks, Maya is the real deal. I love every bone in her body. She is an ex-porn star and if you are really nice to her she will tell you her porn name and you can look her up. Amazing girl. We did not do a session but we sat together for a while and massaged each other.

(You can tell us her porn name. Chances are, I won't get to meet her.).

I sat back down on a couch in the lounge determined to leave once I finished my beer. Along came Vivian, a 30 year old Romanian girl (see a pattern here?) and she sat beside me on the couch. No, not really beside me, mostly on top of me.

(Oh, Vivian! Reaching in your robe is her signature move. She is very affectionate.).

...in Berlin, because these girls would be emptying my wallet on a regular basis. How do you Berliners deal with it?

(Regular German guys do not tip the girls. In fact it is frowned upon. Germany also offers other options outside of the FKKs).

Well, I am glad you executed the game plan quite well for a rookie. I can tell you read my report because that is exactly what I would do if I were in your shoes.

Next time try the Frankfurt clubs.

FiddyCent.

[UltraHappy]

Oh! The dick measurement game is on. Anyone up for the 300 Euro payment? Come on guys I know you got it in you.

I give them a nice Ultrahappy kiss as their tip. That's got to be worth like a 200 Euros at least!

[Trizen]

Trizen here again with my second (and probably last) report. Another great visit to Artemis. Here are some details (shorter than last time, I promise).

As soon as I walked in I sat down in the lounge at one of the couches on the upper level at the very end. A beautiful brunette approached me named Alita. She is from Greece. Total shark. "Come to the room immediately. Thirty minutes from now is no good. Must be now. "Screw this. I turned her down without blinking an eye.

I got up from the couch and went to the spiral staircase. This Friday night was dead. Last Wednesday was much busier. What is going on? I guess all the Germans are on holiday by now. Lots of beautiful girls though, so what do I care. As I come to the spiral staircase, I meet Tatiana. We trade remarks back and forth and it is really a fun little conversation. She is a smart ass. I like it. Tatiana is Romanian, 27 years old, has been at Artemis for five years. She has page boy length dark hair and a crazy beautiful body. Not huge breasts but big, natural and lovely. Dark Romanian eyes. Somewhat dark skin tone to the point where I wondered if she might be a gypsy (but no bad smell). Just crazy beautiful. Okay, so I went upstairs with Tatiana for 1/2 hour. I loved it. She had great BBBJ technique. I finished easily within a half hour. She shared about her life with me and we had a nice time.

Back to the lounge. I walked around for a bit and all of a sudden ran into Ginger from Romania who I met last time. I told Ginger (friend of Alita from Wednesday) that I would see her on Friday. She held me to my word. Ginger is a beautiful blond, a bit taller than the others (or was it just the shoes?) and great smile. Page boy blond hair. My god, I took her upstairs for a 1/2 hour. I told her I might not finish in that time, but it was okay. She took that as a challenge. She went after me with BBBJ and then with FS and I loved it. She met her challenge. Before twenty minutes was up, I was done. Only then did she tell me that she saw my old body as a challenge and decided she was going to finish me no matter what. No rush, no frenzy, just friendly, passionate service. Outstanding.

Back to the lounge. I met with Maya from Hungary again. Folks, Maya is the real deal. I love every bone in her body. She is an ex-porn star and if you are really nice to her she will tell you her porn name and you can look her up. Amazing girl. We did not do a session but we sat together for a while and massaged each other.

I sat back down on a couch in the lounge determined to leave once I finished my beer. Along came Vivian, a 30 year old Romanian girl (see a pattern here?) and she sat beside me on the couch. No, not really beside me, mostly on top of me. Vivian is a big girl, really big natural boobs, thick waisted, shoulder length reddish brown hair, glasses. Sexy but more the girl-next door look, not supermodel like a lot of the other girls at Artemis. Vivian had a sparkling personality, laughing and joking with great English. (All my girls from tonight had excellent English.) She started playing around with me through the robe and, to my great surprise, I was sitting there with a hard-on. I had no idea this was possible after two other girls and two pops. Okay Vivian, you win, we're going at it. I took Vivian to the cinema room and we had a great time. I completely forgot to watch the porno, she had me quite focused. It was a great time. I didn't pop, which was fine with me. Vivian gives very nice service, she is always inquiring what you want, pressure, speed. She is a caring girl, really pleasant time. I would repeat with Vivian.

As I left I saw that Maya was in an argument with some Arab guys who didn't want to pay for something. I got the distinct impression you don't want to mess with Maya.

To be honest I did not have a good impression of the Romanian girls my first visit to Artemis. But this time. Wow! I had three Romanian girls and three superb experiences. I can recommend each one of them highly.

I also ran into two guys from Wednesday. German / Albanian cousins. Crazy dudes and a lot of fun! We had a good time sharing stories and watching the girls walk by.

To summarize: Tatiana from Romania - 27 years old - 8/ looks, 9/ service. Ginger From Romania via Amsterdam - 24 years old - 9/ looks, 9 service. Vivian from Romania - 30 years old - 6/ looks, 9/ service. I would repeat with any of them. So beautiful and such passionate, friendly service.

That's it for me. At least, my wallet hopes so. I'm quite glad that I do not live in Berlin, because these girls would be emptying my wallet on a regular basis. How do you Berliners deal with it?

[ClitTeaser]

Oh! The dick measurement game is on. Anyone up for the 300 Euro payment? Come on guys I know you got it in you.

I'm that satisfying for them that they tip me at the end. Beats working for a living.

[Simon Rex]

Oh! The dick measurement game is on. Anyone up for the 300 Euro payment? Come on guys I know you got it in you.

[Septimus1974]

Instead of tipping her take another session with her later.

Yes, I do the both of it. Tipping and another session. To be honest, why are you guys so miserly? 60 euro is very cheap and it should been raised to 100 euro.

[SavoySuit]

As for me I always give tip to the girls, 60 euro is not much and I think you always should give some extra, it depends, sometimes 20 euro ekstra or all together 100 euro for half an hour.

But not less than 80 euro.

You can buy a ticket for alcoholic drinks in the reception.

I like to give 200 euros. A nice even round number.

[Guy93]

Instead of tipping her take another session with her later.

[Dutedrac]

As for me I always give tip to the girls, 60 euro is not much and I think you always should give some extra, it depends, sometimes 20 euro ekstra or all together 100 euro for half an hour.

But not less than 80 euro.

You can buy a ticket for alcoholic drinks in the reception.

Come on guys, do not behave like jerks, why would you let them poor sweethearts deal with the lousy annoying 20 euro notes, make it 100, it's so simple. Unbelievable.

There you have it, in a few lines the reason why artemis, and tourist clubs in general, are tougher playgrounds.