FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Pistons]

Artemis can sometimes be buzzing with more guys than girls when there is a big messe ongoing. Even if there are 150 girls there. Sundays, tuesdays and especially mondays are very quiet though. Sometimes with three girls to one guy. But if you want a good girl to guy ratio, just go there before 16.00 in the evening. You might find 25 girls there and just 5 guys. Unfortunately the average on those girls are a bit below those who arrive later. But you could be lucky. I guess the fact that this is far from a strange occurance to have a messe ongoing practically next door to artemis is why pretty much all the girls consider it the best fkk and where they make the most money.

[TankTank123]

I spent 2 weekday afternoons and early evenings at Artemis this week after a 1 year break. Perhaps I was lucky, or perhaps it is often quiet on weekdays, but the ratio of girls to men were about 2:1, very similar to the Frankfurt clubs. There were more than enough girls to choose from and I was pleasantly surprised by the number of slim ones.

But as before, I was put off by the suffocating cigarette smoke, as ventilation is poor compared to the Frankfurt clubs, and left early in the night because of it. Maybe the ratio gets worse later at night as I did see plenty of men streaming in when I departed.

[SuperLove]

Mr Dutedrac, I think you have taken this personally but I find Sharks and Mainhattan better. Quality of service is far superior and there is hardly any attitude thrown away by the chicks.

Additionally I also feel beauty on display is higher and there are more good stunners at these places. You may or may not agree with me but that's how I feel. When you say 50-100 girls at Artemis you failed to mention the no of men loitering around as well. My observation is that there are 2 girls for every 1 man in Frankfurt as compared to 3 for every 2 in Berlin.

Just my 2 cents.

Me thinks that if your impression of Artemis (major FKK club 80 euro all-in, with 50 to 100 naked girls from different nationalities ready to BBJ / kiss / fuck you for 60 euros, in a safe environment) is that it has few girls, overpriced, poor atmosphere, hit and miss service (crap food is the only opinion I agree upon). Well then you must be a lucky guy, since it means your usual mongering spots are better.

Please share, I am still on time to change my summer schedule.

[Hermann666]

I tried out Aylin and Xenia, and also a Georgian called Georgina. Aylin and Georgina were so-so and just wanted to finish the session quickly. But Xenia surprisingly provided good GFE contrary to earlier reports I have read about her in this forum thread.

I had an excellent session with Georgina a while back. Otherwise I think Cheyenne is the best girl at Artemis. I've been with her a few times and she has always been great. Russian Viola gave me the best blowjob I've ever had.

[TankTank123]

Also speaking about other women I personally like a lot but YMMV there is German Turkish Aylin, German Xenia, German Loira, German Nadja, Romanian Clara there right now.

I tried out Aylin and Xenia, and also a Georgian called Georgina. Aylin and Georgina were so-so and just wanted to finish the session quickly. But Xenia surprisingly provided good GFE contrary to earlier reports I have read about her in this forum thread.

[Pistons]

Well said. Only thailand is comparable, and there it is also very hit and miss with prices creeping upwards too fast for my taste.

[Dutedrac]

Visited Artemis last week...

Heard so much from fellow mongers that I was somewhat underwhelmed by the place.

Have fun and let me know what you think.

Me thinks that if your impression of Artemis (major FKK club 80 euro all-in, with 50 to 100 naked girls from different nationalities ready to BBJ / kiss / fuck you for 60 euros, in a safe environment) is that it has few girls, overpriced, poor atmosphere, hit and miss service (crap food is the only opinion I agree upon). Well then you must be a lucky guy, since it means your usual mongering spots are better.

Please share, I am still on time to change my summer schedule.

[SuperLove]

Yeah it was 110 and not 100, noone gets discount in prices. Discount in services sure.

Thank you for the report. A 30 minutes basic session means 60 Euro and CIM is an extra which costs 50 Euro. So you should have paid 110 Euro not 100 Euro unless you got a discount which sadly never happened to me. About the girls you went with I don't know them or I don't know them well enough to comment.

However, there are very few Spanish girls, many of those who claim to be Spanish or Italian or maybe Greek are in fact Romanian, Moldovian or Bulgarian. I have pointed this out a long time ago as have others on here.

About the entrance fee I agree it is quite expensive and the overall food quality is very low even if sometimes it is a little better compared to the bad days. I personally don't care about the prices for alcohol since most of the time I am quite happy with non alcoholic beverages. I don't know what you mean by there were 'not too many girls' because there can be up to more than a 100 girls sometimes. You must have chosen a bad time or somehow you didn't realize how many girls were at the place alltogether.

I don't really like it when it is too crowded and since it is the only FKK club in Berlin of this size it can get very crowded. As a local and as a regular this is not such a big deal since you know when to visit and when to better avoid the place. Personally and mainly because you get to know people and you tend to get much better service from the ladies you know and care about, I still love the place and I think its worth more than one visit for sure.

Have fun.

Diplomat.

[Member #4347]

Blasted in her mouth and happily paid 100.

Thank you for the report. A 30 minutes basic session means 60 Euro and CIM is an extra which costs 50 Euro. So you should have paid 110 Euro not 100 Euro unless you got a discount which sadly never happened to me. About the girls you went with I don't know them or I don't know them well enough to comment.

However, there are very few Spanish girls, many of those who claim to be Spanish or Italian or maybe Greek are in fact Romanian, Moldovian or Bulgarian. I have pointed this out a long time ago as have others on here.

About the entrance fee I agree it is quite expensive and the overall food quality is very low even if sometimes it is a little better compared to the bad days. I personally don't care about the prices for alcohol since most of the time I am quite happy with non alcoholic beverages. I don't know what you mean by there were 'not too many girls' because there can be up to more than a 100 girls sometimes. You must have chosen a bad time or somehow you didn't realize how many girls were at the place alltogether.

I don't really like it when it is too crowded and since it is the only FKK club in Berlin of this size it can get very crowded. As a local and as a regular this is not such a big deal since you know when to visit and when to better avoid the place. Personally and mainly because you get to know people and you tend to get much better service from the ladies you know and care about, I still love the place and I think its worth more than one visit for sure.

Have fun.

Diplomat.

[SuperLove]

Visited Artemis last week.

Heard so much from fellow mongers that I was somewhat underwhelmed by the place. The place is big and does not have too many girls.

I guess same no as in the other FKK clubs in frankfurt. I like the rooms here, they are nice and hygienic and every room is theme based one different from the other.

I tried a girl named alessandra who claimed she was from Spain, I have my doubts on that. Petite looking, medium height, about 63-64 inches, dark hair, medium tits, cute looking and pretty.

I aksed her if she would kiss and she in turn asked me if I smoke and I smiled. We went to one of the room upstairs and she picked a nice room based on my choice. I told her what I want.

We started to kiss and she was an aggressive kisser, deep, infact very deep, uses tongue extensively. Like it very much.

She got down and what transpired was one of the best BJ's I ever got, anywhere. This was a very different kind of a BJ, never got it before, very wet and lots of tongue involved.

She spent a good 20 minutes on it after which I fucked her in missionary, spoon, cowboy and doggy. I was kind of missing the BJ so asked her again for the same.

She took the condom off and gave me another amazing suck. Asked her if I could finish off in her mouth and she asked me in turn if I was healthy.

Liked the idea, gave her my nod and blasted my cream off in her mouth. She complained that it was quite bitter, I laughed and said what else do you expect.

Had loads of beers in the evening, so that could be one of the reaons. All in all a very satisfying session.

My rating. Body - 6. 5/10, attitude, 9/10, service, 8. 5/10.

Yes I did fuck her again and it was as nice as the earlier one.

Eva (Ro) - had a chat with her at the bar and took her to the room. Overall sloppy performance, she was just not interested in the BJ or the kiss.

I fucked her quite hard in return. Overall below avergae.

My advise avoid her like a plague.

I also tried one of her (Eva) friends who she hangs out with and stays generally near the bar. Forgot her name but she is also Romanian but definitely looks like an arabic.

She is very pretty, medium height, again 62-63 inches. Dark hair, dark eyes, with humongous natural tits.

I took her instantly for the size, she was not bad, below alessandra and above eva, somewhere in the middle.

She forgot to lock the door and one of the cleaners opened it while I was fuking her in doggie and was pumping her aggressively. We both laughed quite badly.

Doggie was my favourite position with her followed by 69, she had an incredible ass. Round and very curvy and she knew how to move it. Blasted in her mouth and happily paid €100.

My ratings. Body - 9/10 (if one likes it big), performance 8/10, attitude, 8/10.

I did fuck one turkish girl who was very pretty but loads of attitude and another romanian who allowed me to kiss her only if I confirmed a €100 payout with CIM.

My observations- alot of men are always hanging around the staircase and looking up and down. Don't like it. The place is not that great and is good for a one time visit.

Again and again is not doable. Beer and other drinks are expensive and food is not great. Entry and session charges are high, I don't mind it as long as the quality is good.

Have fun and let me know what you think.

[Mr Ho]

Has any of you guys seen Geraldine from Hungary recently at Artemis? And do you know her working schedule for summer season.

[Pistons]

Just to add some names to that list of first class girls as Diplomat described: Angie (Kos / Ger), Axenya (Bul), Ella (Rus), Mandy (aut) and Juliette (rus) (not sure she is still around). What seems to be the norm of these types of girls are that they are at least 27 years old, so they are pros and the experience to handle all types of guys. They probably all enjoy sex to some degree as well.

[PussyLiccker]

Kissing is about mood and chemistry, if she asks extra for kissing, that could indicate she doesn't want to kiss you, not all men are nice to kiss. I don't push for kissing if she doesn't do it voluntary.

I accept her choice or I find another girl. I've never been asked extra for kissing.

It could, but I think it's more likely that she sees somebody that will go with it. If it was a German regular at a certain club, that she will get kicked out for complaints likely she will not try it on them. If she thinks you are a newbie or certain type of men, she will try her luck. I expect girls with some experience to try this. Also, a girl that was quite popular or busy could after awhile start charging extras for services. And then, there are ones that think they are hot stuff, and thinks they have a good chance with doing unofficial extras. Also, if she see potential in you as a long term customer, if she notices you more often at a club, less likely she will try it to see if she can get you hooked long term.

If she doesn't want to kiss the man, she probably won't. Some girls kiss nearly every guy, and some girls are really not GFE material. I've met girls that would rather kiss take it slow than get some hard pounding, and others that just isn't a GFE material.

[ZimmerBaby]

I left Artemis with a sinking feeling that my fascination with the place had diminished, and that the "normal" brothels are more my style. Will not abandon Art, though. If some of the "old" guard are present on my next visit, this evening could have been nothing more than a speed-bump.

Agreed. Totally. Artemis is like cold women and hot beer. Lack of emotions, shit music, someone must give the DJ a free one way ticket to Syria. I love electronics music, but this crap belongs to doghouses in the outskirts of Pristina, Kosovo. The opposite is available other places in Berlin. It was so nice to rediscover vitality and sexual desire / energy. But for new visitors; enjoy the adrenalin and rush being surrounded by 100 naked girls. Miss the good old days. Zimmer out.

[Rocketboy0]

I left Artemis with a sinking feeling that my fascination with the place had diminished...

Perhaps, but for others, the myth only grows. RB heard some fine stories about the Barce-Juve weekend while lurking around this past Saturday, itself unusually busy. I was in the house the Friday before Das Match and by late afternoon, I counted at least 100 guys around the outdoor pool. I had a fine time with one of my wives in one of the outdoor rooms, but left very early, and stayed away Saturday. Apparently, there was an alleged count of over 3,000 entries at the Reception on Saturday, and even at 05:00 closing time, there was a large que out in the parking lot trying to get in. It became so nuts that all lockers were full and someone had to leave before someone was allowed inside. And guys once inside so outnumbered the available lovelies that dudes were offering hundreds of Euros just for a 5-10 min session, which our intrepid damsels, amazingly enough, accepted.

I wasn't there, so who knows, but I heard the stories repeated. It seems even the next day Sunday, and a bit on Monday, things were full on. Far more crowds than the IFA. Apparently a fair bit of So Europa men told their families they were away on a football weekend, and just spent 3 days on penisalty kicks. Or UEFA actually stands for Unbelievable Extraordinary Fuckathon at Artemis.

Ok. It was a one off, a perfect storm etc. But for some months now, weekends seem more and more crowded almost to the point where it's too much, especially on Saturday night. Between the smoke, the crowding, and the mindless electronic dance music design to make a monger feral (such unerotic thumping with no drugs to make it tolerable), the strategy is come mid-late afternoon, enjoy what can be enjoyed, but be ready to bolt by 23:00. There are still some great women, but increasingly, all systems are getting overstretched. Less and less a sensual experience; more like boarding an EasyJet flight.

RB will soon take a long pause, and increasingly, the private bordellos beckon. Already, some of the A team are off on holidays and the ranks are thinning out; maybe this has been accelerated somewhat by the UEFA fallout.

If you are hell bent on seeing someone in particular, these days especially, and more so if you are traveling from afar, it's worth it to call ahead to ask if someone is actually in that day/week, even though the front desk may not know for sure until 20:00 depending upon the girl.