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05-30-15 05:58 #7734
Posts: 782Hello
Friends, please tell me girls to choose and avoid at Artemis. Any favorites that I must go for.
Information will be highly appreciated.
Have fun and cheers.
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05-30-15 02:21 #7733
Posts: 1162Originally Posted by Pistons [View Original Post]
That should keep the ladies away.
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05-29-15 09:59 #7732
Posts: 1854The horny bull rushing to the nearest vagina.
Originally Posted by Pistons [View Original Post]
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05-29-15 05:31 #7731
Posts: 6686Hehe, how to make a good excuse while not making the girl angry at you?
Well, you can allways just act very macho. Artemis girls in general seems to like that. Especially the romanians with a few exceptions.
Instead of saying 'maybe later', you can try 'I am sorry, but my cock got milked just 20 minutes ago, and I never take viagra, so you have to book me for later. But when I'm ready again I will be like a horny bull rushing to the nearest vagina. So no promises. I am sure you understand. But I call it male instinct"' And then smile at her.
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05-29-15 01:34 #7730
Posts: 13Current pics of the girls?
Hi,
I'll be at Artemis in late June. Everyone is posting great advice and reports. There are a lot of names that are not in the girl's gallery on the Artemis website. Is there a different place that has an updated pic gallery?
Thanks
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05-29-15 00:54 #7729
Posts: 890Artemis Day 3
Thanks Frosty, Herman, and Payforit -- good advice.
Hit up Artemis tonight after an amusing side-stop at http://www.erlebniswohnung.com/ which previously had been described on the Berlin board (or this board) as being the bets flat-rate "gang bang" club in Germany for covered activities. Having never seen such a thing, I and my wingman went to take a look. Let's just say the ratio of 14 guys to 1 girl in a darkened room wasn't to my taste. The guys sure seemed to like it though. At a shift change, one large Chinese-looking gentleman dove right into the new girl's nether parts with his tongue while 3-4 other dudes prodded her in various places. Guess he wanted her fresh LOL. I now know I don't at all find the concept of a "gang bang" club erotic, yay me.
Arrived Artemis around 9 pm. My wingman's girl Cristina was there but he was eager to try other horizons. Gina not in sight. Wingman grabbed a slim brunette who turned out to be Brianna from Spain (Valencia) who previously had received good marks on this board. He said the service was so-so, beyond her kissing.
I decided to bite the bullet and see a plastic'ed-up blonde I'd noticed the night before. Her name is Brigita from Hungary. She's 31 but doesn't look it. Appears to have had some sort of plastic surgery on her face, perhaps nose and lips, and has nice big bolt-on tits. She has a huge tramp stamp tattoo, a full sleeve tattoo on one arm, and a big skull tattoo on her stomach. Trashy blonde, short blonde hair. Sparkly pink lipstick. She reminds me of a blonde Mason Moore (former porn star). She said she kissed, and would do deep throat. The reality was about 50% of that -- in terms of very light peck on lip kisses and medium-throat LOL. But boy she looked good doing it. I had to finish myself off the first time, as she didn't seem that into it and it affected the Little Admiral. Later, after trying unsucessfully to find another partner, I returned to her for Round 2 and it was better. Still not great, but better. She complained about being tired in Cowgirl, but when I told her it would make me come, she dutifully soldiered on.
My biggest fear when I was looking for a 2nd partner was getting "sharked" -- so many of the girls look like they just want the 60 euros and to be done with you in 10 minutes. And as discussed below, it's really hard to tell who isn't like that. I had to turn down a bunch of girls too. I finally just started talking in Portuguese to the ones that I didn't like, when they approached me. That messes with them LOL. It's not Spanish, people!
Anyway, some good advice below. Thankfully we are heading to the area near Living Room and Samya for a few days -- so I will have that point of comparison as well and take it to the appropriate boards.
In closing I agree with the comments below that Artemis really doesn't have, in general, GFE levels of service. For a Brazilian, this is a big deal. It's not a bad club -- in fact the facilities are pretty darn nice -- and there can be some gems (like Gina, Cristina), but for a quick visit, it's tough to find the right chicks. (My wingman ended up lucking out with some Jordanian girl, lucky bastard).
Thanks for the tips. Off to Living Room / Samya for more from the front lines.
-Cartman.
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05-29-15 00:12 #7728
Posts: 293Originally Posted by PayForIt [View Original Post]
This doesn't require that you know the club. It helps if you know FKK, but confident bluffing does the job.
I get better service levels at one or two other clubs (particularly since the retirement of my FKK wife!) but I would still make Artemis my favourite club.
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05-28-15 23:58 #7727
Posts: 293Originally Posted by LexxyDock [View Original Post]
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05-28-15 20:13 #7726
Posts: 1854Spotting the performers
Originally Posted by EricCartman [View Original Post]
I had a 30 min session with another girl (romanian) on that occasion. I told her twice I wasn't interested in CIM or anal extras. When I asked her if she wanted to extend to an hour she told me this was ok only if I did the extras! End of session! I'm back in Artemis in a few weeks. Hoping the attitude improves, but I doubt it. It will only change when the long promised new FKK club ever opens and there is competition.
However this still doesn't really answer your question about spotting the good performers. The only tip I could pass on. Which I got from one of these forums and has worked very well for me. Is to position yourself somewhere outside of the rooms / stairs so you can see the chemistry / reaction of guys coming out of the rooms. If they are coming out looking so-so, neither pleased nor disappointed, I tend to think the session was mechanical and the girl might not be great. If a guy comes out all smiles and they are having banter. I look more carefully at the girl to see if she too is in good spirits and that is a sign that maybe it was good for both and she is worth trying. All that said. There is a phrase on here YMMV. Your mileage may vary. It's true. One man's poison is another man's petal. Also, with the euro in the dire state it is, 50 or 60 (in artemis) for 30 minutes or double for an hour is not actually much of a risk. If I very much fancy the girl I'm going to go there to find out! Final tip of course is simply to ask a guy you've seen previously be with a girl. Nobody is offended if you ask for some general feedback without detail on a girl's level of service. I've done that plenty of times. Indeed I'll speak to a few guys in any club, find out who is a regular and ask for some tips. They've often come in very valuable. Some guys post long lists but unless there is a very detailed description it is useless unless you print it off. And if you walk around a club with a list in your robe, spot a girl on it, walk up with list in hand and say: "ah. Blonde, big tits, nice ass, curly hair, bad tattoo on left leg, tight pussy. Hi - you must be Mary?" it doesn't tend to start a session of well and you look a complete nerd! The forums are great when two or three guys comment that they have all sessioned with a girl recently and she was great or awful. It's worth remembering those names. I did that in my trip earlier this year when Danny posted about a girl he thought was poor. When she approached me I thought he must be mad as she was very pretty. So I ignored his advice and it was. More than poor! Lesson learned. I've had the opposite though. Gone with someone who might not normally have got my attention but got rave reviews here so gave her a go and ended up very pleased I did so.
If some of the more regular guys at Artemis can add any tips to picking out the great performers it would benefit us all.
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05-28-15 12:00 #7725
Posts: 152Originally Posted by EricCartman [View Original Post]
Artemis is great for optics and has a lot of beautiful girls but not very many that does good GFE and DFK. I tend to go for the non sharky girls at Artemis. The good girls seems to sit and wait for customers. I am also avoiding girls sitting in a group together seeming not being interested in the men at all. Good luck with the hunting!
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05-28-15 11:06 #7724
Posts: 2Dessous tag
Cheers guys!
I have an option go to Artemis either on Wednesday or Friday.
Just need an opinion from regulars is Dessous Tag worth it to go, because last time when I was there to see totally naked ladies was a big bonus. What is your impression or recommendation.
Thanks!
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05-28-15 09:19 #7723
Posts: 890Artemis Day 2
Returned about 8 pm to Artemis on a Weds night. As others have noted, Wednesday is "not naked" day at Artemis so the girls were wearing bikinis, bra / panties, or even tight dresses. Not sure why they feel the need to do this 1 x / week, as naked makes it harder to hide things.
Waited about 20 minutes and was rewarded with Gina (black girl from Namibia) returning to the main lounge. Grabbed her for what ended up being 1. 5 hrs in the room. I like the rooms out by the outside pool. You can just ask and the girls go out there no problem. Gina was fun and friendly. I think we started around 20:45 and we ended at 10:25, but she had lost track of time a bit and only charged me for 1. 5 hrs. All in 160 Euro.
Had a steam and a dry sauna in the newer outside area, then a bite at the buffet. Reasonably decent food, actually. Back to the main lounge and it was *really* hard to try to find a next target. There are a lot of blondes walking around, in addition to the regular dark-haired romanians, but it's really hard to tell who is any good just by watching. Also some were so "fierce" in their bottle blonde look and fake boobs that I have to think they would be terrible in the room. A lot of the girls just have terrible non-friendly body language. There were a couple of blondes who I liked physically but I was afraid the session would be sharky and terrible.
Ended up going with Lorraine from Hungary. She has great muscular legs (was wearing boots) from apparently having played handball before her working girl career. Reasonably nice personality, some light kissing, good eye contact. All in all a reasonable service. 110 Euro including the basic 30 minutes and some extra. Did not clock-watch esp after I agreed to the extra.
I still find it much more difficult to make a connection with the girls than with garotas in Brazil. But hey when in Germany.
Any other suggestions on how to sort out the better performers from the weak ones, especially when you don't know their names, gratefully appreciated.
-Cartman
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05-28-15 00:06 #7722
Posts: 1312Originally Posted by HessenBub [View Original Post]
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05-27-15 20:53 #7721
Posts: 1517So who are the salaried employees who don't pay entrance fee? Hopefully Mauro does nt charge himself, LOL. The bartenders, cooks, bouncers, cleaning people etc? What about the masseuse, wonder if s / he has to pay, since they freelance and get paid similar to the hookers?
Originally Posted by Ortos [View Original Post]
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05-27-15 15:18 #7720
Posts: 7121I've never heard of a FKK club where the female part of a couple doesn't have to pay entry. That may be true for Party- or Swingerclubs.
HB.