FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Rambambinoz]

Oops. BER opened in fall 2020. It's a long time you've been away. Thanks for your great report.

Call her: Katarina.

Yeah September 2020 was my last trip!

It was definitely Katalia, I thought it was Natalia at first and she had to correct me in the room LOL.

[Pharisaer]

Since my last visit, Tegel airport has closed.

Oops. BER opened in fall 2020. It's a long time you've been away. Thanks for your great report.

Katalia (BUL) size 8, long straight black hair, 32 see natural tits, facially 8. 5. She had this quite seductive way of approaching me that worked well for the chap downstairs. Upselling OWO / kissing from the moment we entered the room which I declined. Good OW and she straddled me in cowgirl with lots energy and fake moaning and eye contact until I popped. 70.

Call her: Katarina.

[Rambambinoz]

Since my last visit, Tegel airport has closed. Brandenburg is unfortunately much further away, but Terminal 1&2 are really impressive. Very short queues at passport control due to number of officers, I had my vaccine certs and digital registration ready for checking so managed to pass through within 5 minutes. Two floors below arrivals there's a clearly signposted S-Bahn station, S9 (to Spandau) takes you to Westkreuz in around an hour and they depart every 20 minutes. Zone ABC single ticket is 3,90. FFP2 mask is mandatory.

Artemis is a few minutes walk from Westkreuz station. Security use a phone with a government app that validates QR codes for vaccination (booster) or negative test or proof of recovery in addition to photo ID. Entry is 90 now. Same old wrist strap NFC tag for lockers, small locker for wallet / phone and larger locker for clothes / bag in changing room.

I prefer to go straight downstairs to the wellness area to shower since it's a bit more private, I'd rather not get my cock out in front of around 6 other dudes. I missed the breakfast buffet so I just went to the upstairs bar to get a soft drink, alcoholic drink tokens cost 10 at reception. I spent around 2 hours just assessing my options, there were around 20 ladies at 5 pm and none were appealing to me. Eventually went with a safe option that I knew wouldn't rush me since I cum quick first time.

Ginger (ROM) size 8, straight red / brown hair, natural looking 32 the but quite firm to hold, quite tanned almost Indian looking, facially 8. I just asked to play with her tits for a while, she offered OWO for 20 extra but I declined. I then fucked her slowly in mish until I popped. We then just had a catch up on stuff and some chat about our investments, she was a bit disappointed when I called time on the sesh! I should be charging her haha or at least some discount on extras. 70.

Katalia (BUL) size 8, long straight black hair, 32 see natural tits, facially 8. 5. She had this quite seductive way of approaching me that worked well for the chap downstairs. Upselling OWO / kissing from the moment we entered the room which I declined. Good OW and she straddled me in cowgirl with lots energy and fake moaning and eye contact until I popped. 70.

Evening Buffet: (self service) Chicken, rice, noodles, fruit and choc mouse. Decent but nothing special 7/10.

Nicole (CZE) I saw her last time and spoke with her again shortly after I arrived but decided to give her another try after food. Tall size 10, blonde, natural looking but firm 34 e, 7 facially with big lips. Tried upselling anal but I declined. Great OW and straddled me in cowgirl with lots of energy and dirty talk until I came. No rush to leave the room and we chatted for a bit. 70.

Melanie (ROM) Short curvy size 10 with natural 34 DDs, short blonde hair, really soft skin, she was the most natural girl there, facially 8/10. No upsell, she softly sucked on my nipples and kissed my body down to my cock. Good long OWO and she encouraged me to put her hands wherever I wanted. Eventually she straddled me in cowgirl with lots of energy and close face to face eye contact until I popped. We chatted for a while afterwards so no rush to leave. 70.

Avril (ROM) Tall, pale skin, 32 see fake tits, platted red hair, stockings. She recognised me earlier from a previous visit but I didn't fancy her for the first fuck of the day since she's quite intense. She was still around at midnight, gets plenty of action being the only redhead but was free so took her upstairs. Started off with her sucking my nipples and playfully stroking me. Some really good OW, followed by really energetic cowgirl with lots of close face to face eye contact and fake moaning. She upped the pace and was slamming up and down so fast that I had to tell her to slow down. Eventually switched to doggy, there were mirrors beside the bed so got a nice view. I wasn't going to cum so she finished me off by hand. Chatted for a while afterwards. 70.

It wasn't that busy for a Saturday night and there was probably only one 10/10 stunner level girl. The DJ was excellent and the ladies looked like they were really enjoying themselves, dancing around like groups of girls in a regular club, some guys were even joining in. I decided to leave at 2 am and catch the S-Bahn back to the airport. The S9 route back to Brandenburg takes 1 HR 25 minutes after midnight due to stopping longer at some stations but only comes along every 30 min.

If you only want to shag 10/10 girls then I'd wait until around May when the weather picks up and more restrictions are eased. But the girl: guy ratio is currently quite favourable (I'd say 60:40) so I don't mind too much. The main negative is that everyone must wear a FFP2 mask when walking around the club so it's difficult to judge what a girl looks like until she sits down and takes it off!

[Sirioja]

That's the point. The FKK scene offers something that for me, is unrivalled. I love the clubs in Spain. I love the bars in Thailand and whole streets (Sois) with bars with girls spilling out. But FKK is really something else. To get to a club mid afternoon, gym, sauna, shower, sex for an hour, shower, food, sunbathe with pretty naked women around you, maybe a second shot, recovery, evening meal, few beers, chat with a few fellow mongers, be surrounded by 100+ naked women, choose your favourites. Its unbeatable.

In fairness to Sirioja I will accept this: sadly. All of the above does wear off the more a guy attends. All the activities are still great, but nudity actually becomes a bit boring! Never thought I would think or write that but it is true. Oh for sure you get to see what you are buying so no hidden disappointments compared to selecting from a club / bar, but I long for some sexy clothes on a girl after 3 days consecutively in FKK land. But it doesn't stop me going, and for the first timer, it is heaven on earth!

More elegance and charm in lingerie or sexy dress with normal heels rather than prostitute heels to look supermodel when 160 on the floor.

[Carpaccio18]

.most nights there are not a lot of 8/9/10's but when I am there long enough my "little me" begins to up the rating of the girls until many seem like at least 8's.

LOL. I run a system some times, action plan in advance.

1st room of the day focused on a great ass, doggy or reverse cowboy.

2nd room, big tits. Cowboy ride.

3rd room, pretty face, BBBJ.

Sometime I decide for black ass if that's on the menu, or 2 girls (although that very rarely is as good as the thought of it).

The system help selection greatly and you can have at least an 8 if not 9 in every element of the system.

Or as TinTin1 so nicely put it, just wait until the wee hours, pretty much everything becomes an 8.

[Tintin1]

That's the point. The FKK scene offers something that for me, is unrivalled. I love the clubs in Spain. I love the bars in Thailand and whole streets (Sois) with bars with girls spilling out. But FKK is really something else. To get to a club mid afternoon, gym, sauna, shower, sex for an hour, shower, food, sunbathe with pretty naked women around you, maybe a second shot, recovery, evening meal, few beers, chat with a few fellow mongers, be surrounded by 100+ naked women, choose your favourites. Its unbeatable.

If you live in a country where Prostitution is mostly illegal, then you also have to go through the "search" for the girl and then the verification system (either an email with references or a pay / for / sex verification site like P411). Then you have to wait to confirm you are cleared then you can schedule. So even on a good day, if you don't have a regular you like or a escort agency, the process takes forever. FKK = spontaneity, ease. And as PayForIt says. Optics. I suspect most very good restaurants are not buffets but occasionally a buffet is the best.

Another thing that's been debated or bitched about is that a lot of foreigners (mea culpa) are willing to overpay as their home country is quite expensive. It is not uncommon to pay $600 for a single fuck (esp anal). So for $600 I can have a pretty good time all night in a FKK. PLUS argue as you will, most nights there are not a lot of 8/9/10's but when I am there long enough my "little me" begins to up the rating of the girls until many seem like at least 8's.

[Sirioja]

If its only about optics and the shag itself, then why even consider the FKK scene? You'd the be better off just finding a reliable high end escort agency, and stick to that.

I'm with PayForIt on this, its about the FKK scene. Spending a day, enjoying a night out, except just with naked women all around you, and being able to pick anyone you like and have sex with as many of them as you like. Sure, they can't all be 10's, but that's not really the point either.

Because escorts level fell in Paris. Yes I enjoyed good foods and wellness at 6 on Saturday, but I prefer to find beauties who make me dream like today. I drive from far for this.

[PayForIt]

If its only about optics and the shag itself, then why even consider the FKK scene? You'd the be better off just finding a reliable high end escort agency, and stick to that.

I'm with PayForIt on this, its about the FKK scene. Spending a day, enjoying a night out, except just with naked women all around you, and being able to pick anyone you like and have sex with as many of them as you like. Sure, they can't all be 10's, but that's not really the point either.

That's the point. The FKK scene offers something that for me, is unrivalled. I love the clubs in Spain. I love the bars in Thailand and whole streets (Sois) with bars with girls spilling out. But FKK is really something else. To get to a club mid afternoon, gym, sauna, shower, sex for an hour, shower, food, sunbathe with pretty naked women around you, maybe a second shot, recovery, evening meal, few beers, chat with a few fellow mongers, be surrounded by 100+ naked women, choose your favourites. Its unbeatable.

In fairness to Sirioja I will accept this: sadly. All of the above does wear off the more a guy attends. All the activities are still great, but nudity actually becomes a bit boring! Never thought I would think or write that but it is true. Oh for sure you get to see what you are buying so no hidden disappointments compared to selecting from a club / bar, but I long for some sexy clothes on a girl after 3 days consecutively in FKK land. But it doesn't stop me going, and for the first timer, it is heaven on earth!

[Carpaccio18]

Different feeling for me for my FKK discovery on end of 2012 at GT Bruggen, really disappointed by looks compare to my Russian escorts. I remember leaving many times full balls, sending message to my Russian escorts, speeding back to Paris to meet them. I needed months to find attractive in FKK land, I understood Hessen is usually higher level for looks. Now I know what are most interesting clubs for me, when escorts level fell in Paris.

If its only about optics and the shag itself, then why even consider the FKK scene? You'd the be better off just finding a reliable high end escort agency, and stick to that.

I'm with PayForIt on this, its about the FKK scene. Spending a day, enjoying a night out, except just with naked women all around you, and being able to pick anyone you like and have sex with as many of them as you like. Sure, they can't all be 10's, but that's not really the point either.

[Mr Ho]

Expect roundabout 30 women at least, significant more during weekend nights.

30? Wow pandemic did have effect on line up! But FKK will return to full swing soon as the restriction get lifted and by summer it will be back at full swing! I think and hope! It is too risky for fly in monger to make FKK trip till this summer I think!

[Pharisaer]

How big is the Artemis line up these days?

Expect roundabout 30 women at least, significant more during weekend nights.

[Escape Artist]

You are in for a treat. If you've not been to an FKK before the first visit will never leave your mind! Mine was in Artemis in 2013. After getting my towel I had to sit on a sofa for nearly an hour to hide the rock hard boner I had witnessing 120 naked women, all available to fuck walking around the club in heels.

How big is the Artemis line up these days?

[Sirioja]

You are in for a treat. If you've not been to an FKK before the first visit will never leave your mind! Mine was in Artemis in 2013. After getting my towel I had to sit on a sofa for nearly an hour to hide the rock hard boner I had witnessing 120 naked women, all available to fuck walking around the club in heels. Sadly, this feeling of being the equivalent of Julias Caesar fades the more you attend, but still, the FKK model takes a lot of beating and I've mongered in many places in the World (not including Brazil or Columbia. Both on bucket list). It's pretty cheap to fuck 4-8 pretty girls in one day if you can manage it! The ability to take rest in between, professional massage, sauna, steam, Turkish bath, sunbathe, swim, go to the gym for a workout (available in Artemis) or go to the kino (porno cinema) or just the restaurant to eat, means the day is fulfilling. Remember to report back. Always great hearing how a first time visit to any FKK went.

Different feeling for me for my FKK discovery on end of 2012 at GT Bruggen, really disappointed by looks compare to my Russian escorts. I remember leaving many times full balls, sending message to my Russian escorts, speeding back to Paris to meet them. I needed months to find attractive in FKK land, I understood Hessen is usually higher level for looks. Now I know what are most interesting clubs for me, when escorts level fell in Paris.

[PayForIt]

You are the man. Thank you for all the information. It's given me a lot of insight and resources to look in to.

I don't travel to Germany often, so its my chance to see Artemis, the legend of German FKK and cross it off my bucketlist. I'm really excited! Thanks again!

You are in for a treat. If you've not been to an FKK before the first visit will never leave your mind! Mine was in Artemis in 2013. After getting my towel I had to sit on a sofa for nearly an hour to hide the rock hard boner I had witnessing 120 naked women, all available to fuck walking around the club in heels. Sadly, this feeling of being the equivalent of Julias Caesar fades the more you attend, but still, the FKK model takes a lot of beating and I've mongered in many places in the World (not including Brazil or Columbia. Both on bucket list). It's pretty cheap to fuck 4-8 pretty girls in one day if you can manage it! The ability to take rest in between, professional massage, sauna, steam, Turkish bath, sunbathe, swim, go to the gym for a workout (available in Artemis) or go to the kino (porno cinema) or just the restaurant to eat, means the day is fulfilling. Remember to report back. Always great hearing how a first time visit to any FKK went.

[JoeThighsMan]

You are the man. Thank you for all the information. It's given me a lot of insight and resources to look in to.

I don't travel to Germany often, so its my chance to see Artemis, the legend of German FKK and cross it off my bucketlist. I'm really excited! Thanks again!