FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Septimus1974]

There are some abbreviations that I do not understand and these are as following; CIM, CIF, BBBJ, DFK and DATY. Could someone please explain them to me?

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[Kirk Lazarus]

Good first review transited. I'm not surprised that Avril reacted like that. When I sessioned with her for 1/2 hour, she gave me a little speech about 1 hour being better, that she's not a machine for a 1/2 hour fuck and that real gentlemen book 1 hour. Realizing what her game plan was (and laughing on the inside for her attempt at "shaming" me into 1 hour) I told her let's see how good we get along for 1/2 hour then I would consider extending. I finished before the 1/2 hour was up and did not extend.

[Ortos]

On this cock clock business, come on guys, it is not that difficult. You are being foolish if you don't look at a watch when you enter a room, especially with a girl you don't know. Then a little check on the old Zeit in the middle of the main event is easily done while stroking her hair or face, or while DATY, or touching a range of body parts. Plenty of solutions.

I thought that God invented the exalted postion Reverse Cowgirl just as a solution to this situation, no? I'll have to re-read my book of Genisis, just to make sure.

BTW: If a girl give's you shit about this, just say: Oh, I was just checking to see if I should extend the session another hour or two, but since you are obviously in a bad mood about this, well, let's finish up and I'll find another girl for extended Zimmer-time!

[Carpaccio18]

Going to visit A during this week, is there any new talent worth looking for?

[Skristel]

Hi guys,

Does anybody know if Artemis allows complimentary (free) entrance on a birthday?

I know some clubs do such as Samaya in Cologne.

[PayForIt]

So about 5 minutes into the sex we are going at it doggy and I look at my watch, just out of interest & just the once, I didn't think she would notice but like I said she was enjoying the view in the mirror however she did not enjoy the view of me looking at my watch because she shut it down right there, stood up and chewed me out for a good 8 minutes (guessing here, if I looked at the watch again she might have killed me)

Great first report. A good read as well as providing the detail. I've been at A a number of times and IMHO it is less friendly than the Frankfurt clubs. So maybe check out Oase or my favourite. Sharks. Both have better line ups generally than Artemis. But Berlin is a much better city to be in than Frankfurt. Odd that Berlin has only one FKK (despite lots on here about a possible second in Potsdam) whereas FRA has 5 to select from. So before you completely give up on FKKs I'd try Sharks or Oase on a summer's day, get out in the field at Oase or by the pool at Sharks and party a bit. I had a fantastic game of Bears v Babes (naked) at Oase last year. 9 girls played 5 guys at five a side (so called! If the girls won we had to take the 9 girls for 30 minutes on rota. If the guys won we got 10 minutes free blow jobs whilst sunbathing around the pool. We didn't know whether to win or lose! We won in the event and of course so did the girls as the blow jobs quickly led to time in the rooms.

I recount the story only to demonstrate that these places can be more than good fun as well as having a bevy of lovelies all naked. I've mongered for years and trust me. These are the best places bar none to do it. The girls are clean, tested and the facilities are better than in US, Spain, Thailand. Guys plan trips a year ahead to get to Germany / FKK. It is very sad they are not repeated around the globe!

As for the watch. RB's advice is sensible though I tend to deal with it even on the way to the room before she starts work (which what might have prompted the upset. I. e. "is this the best you can do. Get on with it. What's the time? I know you didn't intend or think that. But it's possible she misinterpreted it as such. I tend to say as we are entering the room "great. So I've got you until half past / quarter past /20 to etc now. Terrific! It's hard to get upset about a compliment. Whilst simultaneously making a point.

[Exodus8]

The solution is to wear a sportswatch where you can set the time elapse then it will vibrate. Too bad my running watch is too chunky otherwise it might be perfect for this difficult task.

Should check out if theres some wristband for sport that will do the job.

[Rocketboy0]

On this cock clock business, come on guys, it is not that difficult. You are being foolish if you don't look at a watch when you enter a room, especially with a girl you don't know. Then a little check on the old Zeit in the middle of the main event is easily done while stroking her hair or face, or while DATY, or touching a range of body parts. Plenty of solutions.

Obviously you should be polite and discrete to preserve the illusion but let us remember this is still pay for play and it is surely useful to pace yourself and keep an eye on the peter meter. You can of course ask her in the middle of things but this IMHO breaks the mood even more. But unless you have unlimited cash, it only makes common sense to keep an eye on things and it surely reduces the chances for all sorts of awkward scenes later.

Just in passing, the girl who started all this broohaa is pretty famous for being both flaky and quite moody-it would not be an issue with most others.

[Nr 71]

That sucks! Aren't guys allowed to look at the watch so girls can cheat on time, let it run over 30 min etc?

Does the girls let you know that the time is almost over?

The almost legendary Nina (CZ) caught me looking at the watch once. I understand why she got a little upset, but my intention was only to last as close as possible to my 30 minutes. When I pop I am finished, and this session with her was so fantastic I wanted the money to last as long as possible. But I am a newbie at FKK's, so I now have learned my lesson and will never do it again. I have never been told my 30 minutes are close to an end, I would like if they told, though.

[Exodus8]

o the sex we are going at it doggy and I look at my watch, just out of interest & just the once, I didn't think she would notice but like I said she was enjoying the view in the mirror however she did not enjoy the view of me looking at my watch because she shut it down right there, stood up and chewed me out for a good 8 minutes (guessing here, if I looked at the watch again she might have killed me) about what an asshole I am, how terrible she feels and where she plans on putting the watch (my ass). She continues to berate me about fucking her like a machine, as in too hard but I was barely even going that hard? Like maybe 70% and I'm not particularly well endowed so I feel she just wanted to yell at someone and I was the poor sucker who happened to tip her over the edge. I admit it was poor form looking at the watch, that was rude of me. oy going there once a month or so. Still glad I went

That sucks! Aren't guys allowed to look at the watch so girls can cheat on time, let it run over 30 min etc?

Does the girls let you know that the time is almost over?

[Member #4347]

Hi Transited,

I understand why looking at your watch during the first few minutes can irritate the girl. They always notice these things and ofc sometimes we all have an awkward moment even with girls we already know. However that should be it and as a professional she should have continued and not act the way you described.

Janine (I think) she is 26 and from "south Germany", black hair, tiny boobs, slim, not particularly German-looking, said she had just had nose surgery, I assume cosmetic.
Not as cute as Avril but I think one of the better looking girls there, and she was by far the friendliest I talked to. I searched back through the thread and found some very poor reports which makes me wonder if she is a new Janine, she has changed her ways or I got the name wrong because for me she was fantastic, friendly chat before hand & very personable in general, no up-selling, blowjob wasn't great to be honest, a notch below Avril but she was enthusiastic and it was still pretty good, she allowed (very limited) kissing but was happy to kiss me all over my body, and then she fucked me like a demon. I gave her the full 100% pounding from behind which made me a bit nervous after what happened earlier but of course there was no problem. She was very vocal, enthusiastic and really put in a big effort in general. I thoroughly enjoyed it, one of the better experiences I have had paying for sex (only the 6th time so that doesn't say much). I had planned on a third but in the end decided to end on a good note and left at about 10.

If the name is correct it has to be a new girl. The Janine I know has been at Artemis for a few years. She is memorable because she is very tall, approximately 5'11" without shoes, she has silicone boobs and she is from East Germany not South Germany. So as far as I see it either she is a new girl or you misunderstood the name.

The Janine I know I have most recently seen her in January and maybe still in February this year too.

BTW thanks for your report.

Diplomat.

[Transited]

First timer at a FKK club and general monger newbie here. Always wanted to visit a FKK club after reading about them years ago, and found myself in Berlin this week. Read through this thread as far as I could (I think 30 pages) and with a list of about 10 names etched in my brain I arrived at Artemis at 1 pm on a Thursday. Realized pretty much as soon as I arrived that the list of names was useless. Nobody is walking around with name tags on and it is tiring talking to every single girl and getting their name.

I started out making myself comfortable, swim, sauna, nap on a pool chair then upstairs to talk to some girls, a few grabbed my eye but there is always the hope of something better turning up so I waited. And then something better did turn up. Avril who happened to be on my list so maybe not such a stupid idea after all.

For me she was the hottest girl there all day, fragile doll-like features, big eyes, slim, cute butt & her hair was exquisite. She was very goofy and endearing whilst talking downstairs but I noticed a definite chill once we got to the room, started out with a good (almost great) blowjob and then moved on to some frigid sex, all throughout she is watching herself in the mirror & making porn faces at herself, as in I don't think she looked at me once which was actually a bit of a turn on that she enjoyed watching herself like that but also not such a turn on because eye contact is nice. So about 5 minutes into the sex we are going at it doggy and I look at my watch, just out of interest & just the once, I didn't think she would notice but like I said she was enjoying the view in the mirror however she did not enjoy the view of me looking at my watch because she shut it down right there, stood up and chewed me out for a good 8 minutes (guessing here, if I looked at the watch again she might have killed me) about what an asshole I am, how terrible she feels and where she plans on putting the watch (my ass). She continues to berate me about fucking her like a machine, as in too hard but I was barely even going that hard? Like maybe 70% and I'm not particularly well endowed so I feel she just wanted to yell at someone and I was the poor sucker who happened to tip her over the edge. I admit it was poor form looking at the watch, that was rude of me. Anyway I let out a long "okay" and made to leave but she stops me and says "no back to blowjob" so we go back to blowjob with me looking at the ceiling thinking where "mistreating a hooker" fits in on my list of life regrets so not the sexiest of situations, blowjob obviously wasn't going anywhere so she finished with an absolute brutal handjob, I was impressed by her speed and grip, no doubt she was a chronic masturbater in a past life. She actually warmed up a bit towards the end and we goofed around a bit play wrestling but maybe that's because I looked like I was ready to jump in front of a train. On the way out in the light of the main stairway I notice she has a huge cold-sore her lipstick had covered up. FFS! All in all a miserable experience.

After a vigorous shower (some steel wool might have been nice) I go back and have another swim, sauna and a huge nap in the downstairs lounge and think about if another session is just throwing good money after bad. I head back upstairs and talked to a few girls but really wasn't feeling it so back downstairs for more relaxing. Anyway about 9 pm I make my final effort, I walk around the lounge, sit in a few different places, talk to a few girls but it wasn't happening again, I head back downstairs to see if my luck changes in the downstairs lounge and run into Janine (I think) she is 26 and from "south Germany", black hair, tiny boobs, slim, not particularly German-looking, said she had just had nose surgery, I assume cosmetic.

Not as cute as Avril but I think one of the better looking girls there, and she was by far the friendliest I talked to. I searched back through the thread and found some very poor reports which makes me wonder if she is a new Janine, she has changed her ways or I got the name wrong because for me she was fantastic, friendly chat before hand & very personable in general, no up-selling, blowjob wasn't great to be honest, a notch below Avril but she was enthusiastic and it was still pretty good, she allowed (very limited) kissing but was happy to kiss me all over my body, and then she fucked me like a demon. I gave her the full 100% pounding from behind which made me a bit nervous after what happened earlier but of course there was no problem. She was very vocal, enthusiastic and really put in a big effort in general. I thoroughly enjoyed it, one of the better experiences I have had paying for sex (only the 6th time so that doesn't say much). I had planned on a third but in the end decided to end on a good note and left at about 10.

Personally I can't recommend a place like this as a once-off visit, it was quite possible I could have gone 0 for three and been 260 euro poorer for it. I understand how it is so popular though, if I had Artemis in my city I would be a regular. Once I was comfortable, knew the lay of the land, who to avoid I think I would very much enjoy going there once a month or so. Still glad I went though, even if it was just to cross something off a list.

[Mr Ho]

If I want to have a big selection och young girls when I visit Artemis is it best to visit a in the middle of the week or in the wekends?

Or the same?

Weekend naturally have more selection of girls, go after 6 PM. Around 7 more comes.

But as for young girls, I feel Artemis is more for bit experienced FKK girls. You do get 19 or 20 years old here and there, but I do know that girls need minimum one year of FKK experience elsewhere before to work in Artemis.

However, this is my own experience of going to Artemis during summer "low season" like in July and August (went 3 times like that, each time 10 or 12 straight days), but I noticed more girls who are non regular line ups during summer time at Artemis, is it because some girls do it as bit of summer jobs? Or management get non regular girls who are on summer holiday from school to fill in regular girls who are on summer holiday? Maybe, maybe not, but I tend to see more of younger non regular line up during low season in summer, like 19 to 21 years old girls. I like girls too, so I tend to notice this thing.

[Puttex]

If I want to have a big selection och young girls when I visit Artemis is it best to visit a in the middle of the week or in the wekends?

Or the same?

[Exodus8]

Berlin a much nicer city, lots of cheap hotels, super transport system. If you read the ISG Berlin thread, especially Charlie123s excellent summary mentioned earlier this week here in the Artemis FAQ post, you will have access to way over 2000 girls working in apartment bordellos or as indies. You can mix it up-no one says stay only at Artemis. If you get bored doing that, you have all the music clubs, funky cafes, pervy clubs, gangbangs, dance scene and art museums and and and and of Berlin. Then, If you get bored doing all that, you are likely dead.

Point taken, suppose I can mix it up a bit with museums, sight seeing, shopping etc even though my main goal is the girls: the.