FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Rocketboy0]

Apologies in advance to Rocketboy if I have once or twice strayed a little close to a letter to Penthouse.

Not at all. Nice reports, the way they should be, just enough color to paint the picture without droning on. Money, and I guess junk, well spent.

[Kimino]

To borrow a phrase from Kimino, today was something of an economic disaster..

Money is to be spent! LOL.

Thanks for the report.

Kimino.

[Frozty]

To borrow a phrase from Kimino, today was something of an economic disaster. I used the ATM in the club for the first time a bad sign. Fortunately it has a maximum withdrawal of 200 euros.

I approached my visit in an unexplainably melancholy mood. It is two months since my last visit, but I was tempted to bail out and see some Berlin sights instead; it was a beautiful day. However, I powered on through and entered the club at 1 pm.

I paid my fee and was handed the usual shabby robe maybe the new robes are the smaller sizes only?

Given my mood, I decided to mix things up a bit and try some new girls, and some from the 'to do' list. As it happened, all day I only saw three girls with whom I have roomed before. Gabriella, Valesca and the always to be avoided Amina.

I surprised myself with my energy, so today's report is a longer list than usual. Apologies in advance to Rocketboy if I have once or twice strayed a little close to a letter to Penthouse.

1. First up was Zoe, Berlin. I don't really go for silicone and tattoos, but Zoe has always struck me as friendly, as well as hot. Zoe was great, but demonstrated perfectly that YMMV. The chemistry was just not there. We had an hour, and were busy all the way through, but I think both of us were pretty bored by the end. I can't explain why as what's not to like? A nice boob job, a hot body, a sunny disposition, and a service minded attitude, but it just didn't come together for me.

2. Round two was Avia, Hamburg. I was not put off from furthering my study of implants and decided on Avia. A great look for me with a very pretty face, dark hair and slim figure. It wasn't until I got to the room that I noticed that she had taped her boobs at the seams, following a slight fix to her implants. A bit weird. The chemistry was better and we had a great hour. I had more success in explaining what I wanted, and I would definitely repeat.

3. Third was Mila, Latvia. I have long wanted to have a session with her; she looks great, and was recommendation from Nina. However, I have always found her aloof in that she does not walk the room, and never reacts when I look her way. I couldn't have been more wrong. I was helped to break the ice by the fact that we both went to sit on the same sofa, at the same time. So we got to talking. She was immediately engaging, with a sparkling smile and more conversation than the usual name, hometown, and frequency of visit. I had not long finished with Avia, but went to the room again anyway. A thirty minute session was memorable for an excellent blow job.

4. Next was Gina, Namibia. I am a little suspicious about where she is from; her English is very natural, so South Africa seemed more likely. Anyway, a 90 minute session ensued, which was the best of the day. Gina is a real beauty, but I suspect that she not very forthcoming in most sessions. I think I stumbled on the right approach by accident. As I had already had a busy day, I had asked that we take it slow, and relax together for a while. Probably the best part of an hours' worth of mutual masturbation meant that Gina was orgasmed and putty in my hands. The final 30 minutes of sex was great. Gina really seemed to let herself go.

5. In a switch of pace, I couldn't resist Avril, Romania, having watched her wave her ass time and again at me, whilst knelt on a barstool downstairs. Our 30 minute session was just ok; she is too much of a livewire for me. As well as a compulsive cleaner. She collected a few towels and empty glasses on the way to and from the room demanding bonbons from the bar staff in return. A wonderful body though.

6. To be honest, I didn't really need another session, but thought that I may as well go for a personal best. The final event was an hour with Alisha, Hungary. She is super cute, and super friendly. Almost as energetic as Avril, but manages to hold it in check a little better. We started with a surprisingly good massage, and sex in a few positions, most memorably reverse cow girl.

I have usually left the club by 7 pm, but tonight decided to stay to experience the evening vibe and watch the dancers. The cage dancer was ok, but the pole dancer was terrific. The food this evening was good enough for two servings to be had I was in much need of some calories. My late stay also resulted in my first experience of waiting for a room, but it was never too long. I noticed that the bedsheets have been dropped again, and we're back to screwing on towels.

The music was good throughout the day, if a little too much Ed Sheeran. That did create a funny moment with Mila though, as within a few minutes of us discussing Nina, Sheeran's track 'Nina' was playing in the bar.

I left just after midnight and was glad that I went through with the visit.

[Carpaccio18]

Zoe definately has what you are asking for.

Redhead, dyed for sure, but still red, almost purple.

Body is fantastic, service as well.

Lots of tattoos.

I have sessioned with her all three times I have visited Artemis, not been disappointed yet.

Thanks for the heads up mate. Normally I get a bit intimidated by girls with lots of tattoos, but will keep an eye out for her.

[Carpaccio18]

I'd travel an extra hour for a good redhead. Two if she has puffy pink nips.

But they are as rare as teeth on a hen. It almost seems like there are fewer redheads in FKKs than in the general population. Actually, given the density of Romanians, that's probably not so surprising.

I am with you on that note. Would go a long way for that. Maybe we should start a thread for redhead-spotting, as the good ones are seemingly as rare as unicorns.

Last year in FKK Villa (Hannover), I did see come across one of the really rare ones. Puffy pinkys, near paper white skin and even a small Bush to prove this was the real deal. She had some white long boots on, where it was difficult to tell where her legs ended and the boots started. She was that pale. Unfortunately she sat with a newbie monger who burnt money on champagne, but seem to take forever closing in the deal. I went for a BJ in the cinema but saving the pop hoping she would be free soon afterwards. But I never managed to find her again, and the sight has of her has haunted me ever since. Damn.

[Nr 71]

Are there any good redheads in the crowd? I do like the occasional redhead now and then. Light skinned, pink nips, freckles the lot.

Zoe definately has what you are asking for.

Redhead, dyed for sure, but still red, almost purple.

Body is fantastic, service as well.

Lots of tattoos.

I have sessioned with her all three times I have visited Artemis, not been disappointed yet.

[Neurosynth]

Are there any good redheads in the crowd? I do like the occasional redhead now and then. Light skinned, pink nips, freckles the lot.

I'd travel an extra hour for a good redhead. Two if she has puffy pink nips.

But they are as rare as teeth on a hen. It almost seems like there are fewer redheads in FKKs than in the general population. Actually, given the density of Romanians, that's probably not so surprising.

[Pistons]

Still haven't decided where to go during Easter last night I was leaning to Berlin but now I'm willing to give Frankfurt a try, LOL. Reason is that I could more easily make weekend trips to Berlin.

Nah don't need to do other sightseeing besides staying at clubs watching sexy gals.

Thanks for your great report and advice buddy!

I'm guessing you come from Scandinavia like me and fly nas?

Well, in 4 out of 5 cases Artemis and Berlin is the best place to go. But like you say, it might be OK to go to Frankfurt for 1 week and check out a few clubs there. Then again, when you are in Frankfurt it is not that far to Stuttgart, cologne and Dusseldorf either. As for me, the only Hessen club I like is Palace, and the girls there can be a minefield unless you know them. Oase can be nice in the summer too I guess. But not when its cold. Same goes for a few of the other clubs in the area.

[Carpaccio18]

Going to Artemis in a couple of weeks, will be my very first time there.

Are there any good redheads in the crowd? I do like the occasional redhead now and then. Light skinned, pink nips, freckles the lot.

[Kimino]

You could do all that stuff, for sure. We could endure all that hassle and angst towards this just and noble cause...... OR:

We could just bring back Angus!

Exactly. Thumbs up!

Kimino.

[ShoesAndSocks]

If we had a sticky post at the beginning of this thread, titled something like "Read this before posing any question" it could be helpful.

I asked this question of Admin about a year ago, and was told that they were testing some forum software option to allow for maintainable WikiPosts like you suggest.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1529912

But, nothing seemed to come of it. I volunteered to set up the initial entry for Globe in Zurich, and I'm sure others would be willing to do the same for Artemis, Oase, etc.

I agree, it would be a blessing.

[Member #4347]

If we had a sticky post at the beginning of this thread, titled something like "Read this before posing any question" it could be helpful.

The post could contain all the basic stuff about Artemis. Prices, locker handling, in and outs, extras, a special "where is nina" section, public transport, is it safe to walk to the subway, cellphones allowed, search thread functionality, the underwear beneath the robe issue, will it be crowded during Ifa, orthodox or not, etc. Etc.

Having this would mean we will only have to deal with occasional "can I come 9 times during a 30 min session", a couple of legitimate std panic situation and some Frankfurt is better talk, but for the rest we should be ok. On the other side, this would probably drop the number of "reports" by roughly 70/80%. LOL.

Obviously joking a bit. I do think it would be very useful for people hitting the thread for the first time. Searching is not that easy, especially in a thread full of non relevant (or off topic) information.

My2 cents.

Kimino.

I agree 100%. Everyone is new to something or some place at least once in his life so no problem if people are asking for advice, but since a few of us are making the effort of reporting and answering questions, the least new people and even some not so new people should make the effort to search before posing questions that have been asked many times. I am all for posting such an Artemis FAQ info and then try to redirect all the repeating requests there. I am ready to contribute to that FAQ if needed.

We are always focussing on helping newbies but for experienced mongers it really gets boring saying the same things over and over again. About RB's post I find myself many times thinking like him on certain issues but I have to say he has a much funnier and more diplomatic way of saying it.

Diplomat.

[Ortos]

If we had a sticky post at the beginning of this thread, titled something like "Read this before posing any question" it could be helpful.

The post could contain all the basic stuff about Artemis. Prices, locker handling, in and outs, extras, a special "where is nina" section, public transport, is it safe to walk to the subway, cellphones allowed, search thread functionality, the underwear beneath the robe issue, will it be crowded during Ifa, orthodox or not, etc. Etc.

Having this would mean we will only have to deal with occasional "can I come 9 times during a 30 min session", a couple of legitimate std panic situation and some Frankfurt is better talk, but for the rest we should be ok. On the other side, this would probably drop the number of "reports" by roughly 70/80%. LOL.

You could do all that stuff, for sure. We could endure all that hassle and angst towards this just and noble cause...... OR:

We could just bring back Angus!

[Kimino]

If we had a sticky post at the beginning of this thread, titled something like "Read this before posing any question" it could be helpful.

The post could contain all the basic stuff about Artemis. Prices, locker handling, in and outs, extras, a special "where is nina" section, public transport, is it safe to walk to the subway, cellphones allowed, search thread functionality, the underwear beneath the robe issue, will it be crowded during Ifa, orthodox or not, etc. Etc.

Having this would mean we will only have to deal with occasional "can I come 9 times during a 30 min session", a couple of legitimate std panic situation and some Frankfurt is better talk, but for the rest we should be ok. On the other side, this would probably drop the number of "reports" by roughly 70/80%. LOL.

Obviously joking a bit. I do think it would be very useful for people hitting the thread for the first time. Searching is not that easy, especially in a thread full of non relevant (or off topic) information.

My2 cents.

Kimino.

[PayForIt]

It's easier to say yes, and save the unnecessary posts.

Not sure I agree with the "unnecessary posts" comment. I actually liked the RB post: it was sarcastic but I found it quite funny! See'Mon. A bit of banter here and there hurts nobody! Sure he was making the point that a quick search produced a quick result and maybe TMan128 should have made that check first but actually he isn't in the wrong either here. The forum should be for asking for information from others with greater knowledge of the venue. That's all he was asking and so what if he decided not to Google instead? Would have been quicker I suppose but then not everything on the Google results, nor indeed the websites is accurate. Half the girls commented upon in this forum are not shown on the Artemis website and indeed I was there last week and clearly some of the girls present are not on the site. So no issue with TMan asking the question and let's not beat up on RB for a quippy response!

The visit last week: Thanks to previous posts from Danny I sampled the delights of Erica. Not the youngest in the club, dark hair 7/10 with sillies but attitude and service 10/10.

Also sessioned with Laura. Blonde / tall / pony tail / see cups in black lace top. Looks 8/10, body 9/10 and attitude and service 10/10. Both great girls.

Food was average, good line up for midweek.