FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Rocketboy0]

I want to play doctor. Aren't there any sexy nurses with the S&M outfits?

Many of the bordellos have a room with such chairs, certainly Lliberty, Kamilla Dee, I think van Kampen and Prestige. A few even have pictures of girls dressed as nurses, such as Marlene (Liberty) and Holly (van K).

However, doctors don't normally examine their nurses in gyno chairs, and nurses uniforms tend to be white vs some S&M outfit. So you are clearly working on some rather subtle fantasy concept here, possibly involving scrambled eggs. But nothing a few euros won't cure.

In any case, I will gently note we are in the Art's thread and all this might (if needs to) continue elsewhere.

[Blover34]

The forum is a place where all people old and new can share their opinion, this is what I did. I don't have hundreds of posts and I haven't been to FKK clubs many times but still I wanted to share my experience but Manny don't like it so from now on the whole forum should only listen to Mannys opinion since HE knows everything better than us.

Like I said, reports or opinions that are unrealistically enthusiastic, especially from people with only a few posts, got to be suspicious.....

[FiddyCent]

I like Liberty quite a lot. Don't know a thing about the chair, though.

I had great sessions with a german girl called Chris. Late twenties, tatoos, kind of pornstar look, a pro. Also had a threesome with a friend of her. Search the Berlin thread I must have filed a report.

Cheers.

Kimino.

Hello Kimino.

I will look for her when I show up in Berlin. I know you have good taste in women. Give me Liberty. I want to mount her on either the gyno chair or the love swing and take her for an aerial flight.

Thanks for the tip.

FiddyCent.

[Manny51]

There might be better clubs and maybe more beautiful girls but in my opinion Artemis is the most close place to the playboy mansion. I have seen there amazing black girl top top model I.

Have seen amazing Romanian and German girls. They pick the girls in there one by one. I think that if a man in there can't find.

At least a one girl to spend his time with than the problem is not the club it is more his problem. Maybe there are some guys that go in and think they look like George Cloney and they look for a kind of girl that wasn't yet born but for me as I can speak only about me this place is like toys are us for a little boy. I Just hurt my eyes from some of the girls in there and the memories won't let me sleep good at night, dreams dreams dreams.

Like I said, reports or opinions that are unrealistically enthusiastic, especially from people with only a few posts, got to be suspicious.....

[FiddyCent]

Don't forget to bring your vagina.

Hey Rocketboy0.

I thought they provided vaginas there. I want to play doctor. Aren't there any sexy nurses with the S&M outfits?

FiddyCent.

[UltraHappy]

Yeah, I also thought "wtf?" when I read that part.

What is NRW? I tried to google it, is it some club or is it a part of Germany?

Nord-Rhein-Westphalia. Region of Germany surrounding thesseldorf and Kln with many smaller FKKs, for example: Golden Times, Living Room, Samya, Acapulco, Magnum, Planet Happy Garden, and many more.

When people travel to Germany for FKKs, they usually venture to Hesse (Oase, Sharks, World, etc) or to NRW (the clubs listed above). Other regions also have FKKs but these two regions are the most popular.

[KaveMan]

I understand what you are talking about. But the variation in reports and opinions is because so much of your opinion can be based on your experience with just one girl. That experience colors everything. A fantastic session can make a dingy FKK seem lovingly "dive," and a bad session can make a nice FKK look "sterile and clinical. ".

You have to read reports with a grain of salt. I look for reports from experienced people who have visited many FKKs, where they comment on more than just the girls, and reports that look like some thought is behind it. Newbies can be so awestruck by their first visit to an FKK that everything seems like Disneyland. Reports that are too enthusiastic, or those that read like Penthouse Letters, are obviously planted.

That is a fair point.

However, for many of us its $5,000 decision.

By the time you fly, hotel, cars, taxis, 7 days. Its min $3,000-5,000 sunk cost.

In most major USA Cities you can get a guaranteed 9-10 Escort for $1000 and a famous one (Playmate, Pet, Porn*, Swimsuit, Calendar, Lingerie Model for $2500).

So 5, 9-10's in USA v. $5,000 bet for a disaster lineup is not good trade off.

Posters have to realistically describe a 7-8-9-10's.

A 10 to a 60 year old Man and a 10 to a 30 year old man are usually very different.

[DarkNumber]

Don't forget to bring your vagina.

Yeah, I also thought "wtf?" when I read that part.

What is NRW? I tried to google it, is it some club or is it a part of Germany?

[Rocketboy0]

....they had the gyno chair ....I have always wanted to try that.

Don't forget to bring your vagina.

[Blover34]

There might be better clubs and maybe more beautiful girls but in my opinion Artemis is the most close place to the playboy mansion. I have seen there amazing black girl top top model I.

Have seen amazing Romanian and German girls. They pick the girls in there one by one. I think that if a man in there can't find.

At least a one girl to spend his time with than the problem is not the club it is more his problem. Maybe there are some guys that go in and think they look like George Cloney and they look for a kind of girl that wasn't yet born but for me as I can speak only about me this place is like toys are us for a little boy. I Just hurt my eyes from some of the girls in there and the memories won't let me sleep good at night, dreams dreams dreams.

I understand what you are talking about. But the variation in reports and opinions is because so much of your opinion can be based on your experience with just one girl. That experience colors everything. A fantastic session can make a dingy FKK seem lovingly "dive," and a bad session can make a nice FKK look "sterile and clinical. "

You have to read reports with a grain of salt. I look for reports from experienced people who have visited many FKKs, where they comment on more than just the girls, and reports that look like some thought is behind it. Newbies can be so awestruck by their first visit to an FKK that everything seems like Disneyland. Reports that are too enthusiastic, or those that read like Penthouse Letters, are obviously planted.

[Manny51]

Stunning. People rave about how FKKs are chock full of stunners, spinners and 9-10's and then you have a post like this.

I realize it can be an off day. But if you read the FKK reviews (even in Frankfurt) you will often see this type of post.

I can't see how a Club can be like the Playboy Mansion or Met-Art quality babes (18-20's) then a lame USA strip club in same month?

Something is definitely lost in translation German / English.

I understand what you are talking about. But the variation in reports and opinions is because so much of your opinion can be based on your experience with just one girl. That experience colors everything. A fantastic session can make a dingy FKK seem lovingly "dive," and a bad session can make a nice FKK look "sterile and clinical. ".

You have to read reports with a grain of salt. I look for reports from experienced people who have visited many FKKs, where they comment on more than just the girls, and reports that look like some thought is behind it. Newbies can be so awestruck by their first visit to an FKK that everything seems like Disneyland. Reports that are too enthusiastic, or those that read like Penthouse Letters, are obviously planted.

[Frozty]

Thanks Kimino! I plan to return to Artemis regardless of what the others say. My only knock on Artemis is the amount of smoke that fills the main bar area. Sometimes, I need to retreat to the downstairs bar for some fresh air, or outside to the new rooms. They need to build a new heated waiting area during the cold months. Non-smoking of course.
FiddyCent.

The FKK model suits me the best, and Artemis remains my favourite of the four clubs that I have visited. I like to take a full day, and relax between sessions, so it works well for me. The smoke, and the music, would be my only significant complaints, but I visit during the day when neither is a problem. I'm not tempted by the Bordellos and I'm not much of a drinker, so the FKK environment works well for me.

I suspect that if I ever start to tire of Artemis, it will be me that's the problem, not the club. I can't see that happening anytime soon.

[Member #4347]

In the end it is all a matter of taste. About other FKK clubs some of you may actually have more experience than I have. I have had both bad and great experiences with Romanians, Germans, Russians, Latina women etc. And for me the whole nationality talk is just a a lack of experience and sometimes just a matter of personal tastes again. Also we as men and mongers are all of different nations, ethnicities, sizes and we know we have different tastes and wishes. Despite all that our highly subjective reports may be beneficial to read for others. I have been with hundreds of women and what I have learned may help me to advise other men but I would never be arrogant and judge both women or other guys to the extent that I really know who is good for whom. What I have learned is mostly understanding my own tastes and my own approach and how to understand in the early stages of an interaction what I like and what I don't like.

I believe there are some points we can establish as facts such as that Artemis is one of the biggest FKK clubs in Germany and there is no competition in Berlin until now and the entrance fee is quite expensive compared to other German FKKs and that the quality of the food is below standard and that in Artemis you will find more girls with silicone boobs than elsewhere and that most if not all of the girls are professionals who have worked in other clubs, brothels or as escorts before starting to work at Artemis. Also the mix of different nationalities is more diverse than at other clubs this size in Germany while both Germans and Romanians seem to be forming the biggest groups. I am quite sure that most of the regular and frequent Artemis mongers would agree with me about what I have just said.

However comparing Artemis to the more expensive Berlin brothels like Kamilla Dee, Van Kampen, Royal, Liberty etc. Is more difficult because the concept, the price structure and the facilities are different. I have know all of the mentioned brothels and more for years and since they are all have in a similar price range and they are all among the higher class brothels we have in Berlin it makes sense to compare them. I will not go into details because I don't think we should do that in the Artemis thread however Van Kampen has declined a lot concerning the quality of the women concerning both looks and service. Liberty too is a big and beautiful place but I wasn't very enthusiastic about the lineup recently. Royal has at least a few stunners but still seems a little overpriced for the kind of standard service you get. Kamilla is among the brothels who have an excellent reputation concerning the atmosphere and the women being relaxed and the administration being both fair to the customer and to the girls.

But with all the experiences I have for me there is nothing better than Artemis right now. I understand if you are a first time visitor or if you can only be there once a year and then you get frustrated because you paid a lot of cash without finding your type of girl I really sympathize. But as a man who knows his own tastes I am happy to say I have had mostly good and sometimes unforgettable experiences at this place.

Happy anniversary for everyone who will be attending tomorrow.

Diplomat

[Kimino]

Thanks Kimino! I plan to return to Artemis regardless of what the others say. My only knock on Artemis is the amount of smoke that fills the main bar area. Sometimes, I need to retreat to the downstairs bar for some fresh air, or outside to the new rooms. They need to build a new heated waiting area during the cold months. Non-smoking of course.

The only brothel I was wanting to try was Liberty, since they had the gyno chair and the swing. I have always wanted to try that. Do you recommend any of the girls there? I wonder if Artemis can setup a room like that for a small premium fee?

FiddyCent.

I like Liberty quite a lot. Don't know a thing about the chair, though.

I had great sessions with a german girl called Chris. Late twenties, tatoos, kind of pornstar look, a pro. Also had a threesome with a friend of her. Search the Berlin thread I must have filed a report.

Cheers.

Kimino.

[FiddyCent]

Same here, and I don't feel Artemis has declined.

Been visiting VK, Royal, Liberty, KD, Prestige, Tiffany, Monrouge, Odette and all the rest of the bunch ad nauseam. "Higher standards" girls working there? Not in my records. Better service happening there? Not in my records. It's hit and miss exactly like in Artemis or anywhere else.

It's a taste thing, period. Some like to relax and hang around for hours grabbing a girl now and then, Artemis is their choice. Some don't give a fuck about hanging around and prefer cruising a few clubs looking for the right girl, bothels are the choice. And this preferences change over time, at least for me.

Regarding the other FKK clubs, same story. Never liked Oase, still so many people reporting the place to be heaven (at least in the past). Always had fun and never went through hard upselling in Palace, while keeping reading horror stories about the place. Mainhattan, Paradise, Cola, all clubs in Koln area, same story. Still missing NRW for laziness and lack of enthusiasm. LOL.

What I learned is to take other's opinions for what they are and go see the places for myself, then decide.

My 2 cents.

Kimino.

Thanks Kimino! I plan to return to Artemis regardless of what the others say. My only knock on Artemis is the amount of smoke that fills the main bar area. Sometimes, I need to retreat to the downstairs bar for some fresh air, or outside to the new rooms. They need to build a new heated waiting area during the cold months. Non-smoking of course.

The only brothel I was wanting to try was Liberty, since they had the gyno chair and the swing. I have always wanted to try that. Do you recommend any of the girls there? I wonder if Artemis can setup a room like that for a small premium fee?

FiddyCent.