FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Abox79]

Visited on Monday 18th at 12 noon. Helpful reception. Clean fluffy gown and towel.

Approximately 9 girls and the same number of punters. Punters were mainly pensioners and a few Asian. All cab drivers.

Ate a so so breakfast and then made my way to the kino. Poor quality picture.

Sat there for 5 minutes before Rumanian girl joined me. No touching, just recitation of the menu. 70 euros standard covered BJ and intercourse. 20 euros extra for uncovered BJ. DATY another 20. No kissing. 30 minutes. She was a bit plump with droopy boobs.

Sat in the bar. 2 girls merited a 7, the rest were 5's maximum. I was very surprised and disappointed that practically all the girls wore towels and the ubiquitous garter belt. No attempt at seduction, Go to room 70 euro, no kissing, etc.

Lay in the sun for 30 minutes. Visited by several girls draped in towels. No touching. Take it or leave it.

After 1 pm maybe 20 girls. Some more punters, same demographic as earlier. I learned later that Sunday & Monday, pensioners and cab drivers get in for 50 euros..

I've not been to Artemis yet but I'd imagine that like most FKK's Monday is probably the worst day you could go. If Monday was your only option then maybe going later in the day would have given you a better experience? I don't usually go to any FKK until mid PM.

[Tintin1]

In 2022 I visited Artemis and had an exceptional room with a very fit blond, I seem to remember her being German, long hair and very toned body.

I'd almost say fitness instructor body I'm guessing.

Early 30's.

Anyone remember seeing someone like this in the last few months.

[Gorge2]

You have my attention. If you are that fussy yet there are still girls that meet your expectations in the rld where is he best place there?

Visited on Monday 18th at 12 noon. Helpful reception. Clean fluffy gown and towel.

Approximately 9 girls and the same number of punters. Punters were mainly pensioners and a few Asian. All cab drivers.

Ate a so so breakfast and then made my way to the kino. Poor quality picture.

Sat there for 5 minutes before Rumanian girl joined me. No touching, just recitation of the menu. 70 euros standard covered BJ and intercourse. 20 euros extra for uncovered BJ. DATY another 20. No kissing. 30 minutes. She was a bit plump with droopy boobs.

Sat in the bar. 2 girls merited a 7, the rest were 5's maximum. I was very surprised and disappointed that practically all the girls wore towels and the ubiquitous garter belt. No attempt at seduction, Go to room 70 euro, no kissing, etc.

Lay in the sun for 30 minutes. Visited by several girls draped in towels. No touching. Take it or leave it..

[PeterClark]

Visited on Monday 18th at 12 noon. Helpful reception. Clean fluffy gown and towel.

Approximately 9 girls and the same number of punters. Punters were mainly pensioners and a few Asian. All cab drivers.

Ate a so so breakfast and then made my way to the kino. Poor quality picture.

Sat there for 5 minutes before Rumanian girl joined me. No touching, just recitation of the menu. 70 euros standard covered BJ and intercourse. 20 euros extra for uncovered BJ. DATY another 20. No kissing. 30 minutes. She was a bit plump with droopy boobs.

Sat in the bar. 2 girls merited a 7, the rest were 5's maximum. I was very surprised and disappointed that practically all the girls wore towels and the ubiquitous garter belt. No attempt at seduction, Go to room 70 euro, no kissing, etc.

Lay in the sun for 30 minutes. Visited by several girls draped in towels. No touching. Take it or leave it.

After 1 pm maybe 20 girls. Some more punters, same demographic as earlier. I learned later that Sunday & Monday, pensioners and cab drivers get in for 50 euros.

The general quality of girls was low and I saw the ugliest woman that I have ever seen in a FKK.

I left at 2.30 a sadder & wiser man. Going out I met an older German man who had been royally rooked by the best looking girl there. He negotiated a 110 euro rate for uncovered BJ. 2 minutes in she said that as he was producing pre cum, he had to cover up. He spent 7 minutes in the room.

I will not revisit as it is definitely not worth the money The girls in the Frankfurt RLD offer a much more intimate experience for a lot less.

[Nooky Ninja]

It's been many years since my last visit to Artemis. This time I am more looking for closeness and intimacy. But, maybe FKK and the WG there are not what I'm looking for this time around.

Maybe? Artemis built upon maximum throughput for girls and mongers. You can find more closeness and intimacy in supermarket or petrol station (for free). In past, if you were very patient and lucky, you could find this very (very) rarely at the A. Those days long gone, by all reports.

Where to find WG that would enjoy a nice dinner, conversation and a nice relaxing time

Problem with any suggestions is unknown chemistry. Impossible to predict how someone will react to you (and you to her). Realistically, you ask almost for girlfriend. Also no idea how your sense of intimacy etc. Affected by pressure from expensive hours together. Only you can judge. All you can do is slightly increase odds and obviously that costs.

So you need check out higher end "courteseans". Berlinintim website has many links to escorts, and easy to also search ISG Berlin thread, and general search for "high end escort", eg. Escort 77 or ivana-models-escortservice. De or eurogirlsescort.com/ escorts / Berlin / Key local site "lusthaus-Berlin" has most info but is work to use. You might look at Sandra A-Z https://huren-test-forum.lusthaus.cc...d.php?t=251994.

All this should continue in Berlin thread, not here. Good luck.

[Travelman10]

Hello.

It's been many years since my last visit to Artemis, but this October I'm planning to go there again. Will be interesting to see how's things changed. I have had some good, some bad times there.

However, due to some recent changes in my life I feel that this time around I'm not as much into opti as I've been in the past. Neither going to as many rooms as possible. This time I am more looking for closeness and intimacy. As I'm writing this I see how it looks kind of sad, but it's really not. But, maybe FKK and the WG there are not what I'm looking for this time around.

If someone would be so helpful to point me in the direction or pm me with tips about where to find WG that would enjoy a nice dinner, conversation and a nice relaxing time I would be most thankful.

[PinballMachine]

Went to A Tuesday, quite a disappointment because of 90 euro entrance fee and not so many attractive girls. Roomed with Dana / Dara claiming to be russian but probably were romanian. Sex was 3 out of 5, not bad, not good. Left around 22:00 uhr because lack of pretty / hot girls. Will try FRA area next time.

[Jmioffe]

For me, things got so weak at Mainhattan that I stopped feeling like it was worth it to have a peek, even with it being really easy to do so. I used to love World, but we know that club fell off long ago. Only a shell of its former self. So sad! And never any valid explanations for what happened there.

Yeah, same here. Mainhattan doesn't even really enter into my consciousness when I think of FKKs. World was amazing for a time for me, since it had such great outdoor facilities and since it was a bit of an effort to reach, it was like Shangrila for me. But I haven't been in years, I hear it's dead. I heard it was a motorcycle gang money laundering operation, maybe the gangs just found better options for laundering or other clubs took its place.

[The Cane]

I've heard various argument for Sharks, Oase, Palace and Artemis for top clubs, but very seldom does anyone name Mainhatten as their top choice, but yet, it keeps going on.

For me, things got so weak at Mainhattan that I stopped feeling like it was worth it to have a peek, even with it being really easy to do so. I used to love World, but we know that club fell off long ago. Only a shell of its former self. So sad! And never any valid explanations for what happened there.

[Jmioffe]

My fav: sharks, artemis, palace, oase, mainhattan.

I've heard various argument for Sharks, Oase, Palace and Artemis for top clubs, but very seldom does anyone name Mainhatten as their top choice, but yet, it keeps going on.

[Gilliat]

It used to be that Frankfurt clubs at 50 E per session were a better deal than Artemis (at 65 E? I forget), though Berlin was a much more interesting city. Now I see Artemis is 70 E for a standard session, which is better than the 100 E standard sessions at the Frankfurt clubs. But how do the sessions compare? Are Sharks and her compatriots still the better deal or is it time I switched my allegiances to Artemis?

Berlin has a poor selection, for FKK land. Just has the artemis. Artemis is a club well managed by the team. But the foods should be better than now. The rooms, the facilities, the design all is perfect, in some areas this is the best place, may be? With a 90 euro entracnce fee it gives a good ambiance indeed. Its easy to reach to artemis via metro or via uber or via taxi. Its close to city center even via walking can go there from zoologischter garden area.

The rooms are nice; but ı do not go for just all these. The woman do not come to guests, mostly the sit and watch and chat around the bar. The ambiance is unreal. Perfect.

The palace, the mainhattan, the oase, FKK sharks. Frankfurt can offer many pleasures. Just stay at the centre visit the palace. Inside is the best design in FKK land I think. The rooms are not cool enough. Close to center and easy to reach even via public transport.

Mainhattan is another choice easy to go there via tram. But a small sized club.

Oase has a great garden and the main bar area perfect. The rooms are so so - ı think. Foods are not ok. The place in the middle of no where. Just at somewhere how can ı describe do not know.

Sharks: biggest by volume, biggest by the number of girls, the best known in FKK land. Also the entrance fee is 65 eur. Foods are better than artemis and than the others. Has a good enough garden area, pool, sauna, jacuzzis.

As a result if ı compare just for the basic servise; sharks is also better than artemis. In the weekdays wg s share the time with you by chatting before the room. They give a gap to meet. Some times they sit with guests on the coaches more than 10 - 15 min. ı think: sharks is the best bet even for the basic service. ı tried all these clubs. My fav: sharks, artemis, palace, oase, mainhattan.

[Jmioffe]

Not that I am any Artemis specialist, but I believe you pay 95 E at Artemis for what you normally can expect in a 100 E session at the Frankfurt clubs.

That said, what does a 100 E session in a Frankfurt club really include these days? It varies so much from girl to girl. Let's agree that it should include kissing / DATY / BJ and MPOS CFS for 25- 35 mnts. But that is not always the case. Screening before the session is necessary. I bet the same apply to Artemis.

BTW, you can still have a CBJ/CFS session for 50E in a Frankfurt club. But you need to work for it, and trying other Frankfurt clubs than Sharks will perhaps improve your chances.

IMO 70 E baseline is better than 100 E baseline because it's cheaper to take a chance on a girl, and FKKs are so fun because there's so much unknown tail. Sharks standard might be higher, but it will be more expensive if you make a bad choice.

[The Cane]

70 Euro at Artemis is usually with CBJ.

How much extra are they asking these days at Artemis for a BBBJ?

[NorthernSpirit]

70 Euro at Artemis is usually with CBJ.

Yes, that's correct. There's usually a 20€ extra for BBBJ, totalling at 90€ for this "base" service. Usually this is pretty non-GFE, but stable performance.

I have quite limited experience across clubs with only a handful visits to Mainhattan and Sharks, and the same for Artemis. But my feeling is that the base service at Artemis is a little more "basic" than at the two Hessen clubs. On the other hand, if you're not too bothered with kissing and other GFE stuff, the base service is fully adequate, although maybe a little "automated".

On the other hand, I have had 100€ rooms at Sharks and MH that are also automated and not including kissing / DATY. So honestly, pricing and service levels are pretty similar imo.

The bad thing is that the entry fee of 90€ at Artemis hurts if you just want to pop (no pun intended) in for a single room. Better spend longer and do more rooms and entry fee will even out. On the other hand, for me always flying in, the cheaper flights to Berlin over Frankfurt am Main more than makes up for the more expensive entry.

There are just so many variables to calculating cost / benefit in this game xD And eventually, everyone will come to different conclusions. I can just recommend everyone to "shop around" and see what floats your boat the most.

[Samplerr]

It used to be that Frankfurt clubs at 50 E per session were a better deal than Artemis (at 65 E? I forget), though Berlin was a much more interesting city. Now I see Artemis is 70 E for a standard session, which is better than the 100 E standard sessions at the Frankfurt clubs. But how do the sessions compare? Are Sharks and her compatriots still the better deal or is it time I switched my allegiances to Artemis?

70 Euro at Artemis is usually with CBJ.