FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Sirioja]

I went today to Artemis. My first time. Probably picked the wrong day.

It was their 16th birthday.

There was literally hundreds of men. Ratio girls to men probably 1:10. I kid you not.

Most of the girls were not particular interesting. But I was in the mood. So over a three hour period I asked 6 girls if we could have some fun.

All 6 said no.

It was very clear that they were more interested in celebrating than working.

But if the girls in a brothel do not wish to work, why the hell are they then there?

Happy birthday Artemis.

I wasted three hours and 90 EUR.

I shall not be back.

I never been to Artemis and I won t rush, I will more go for Berlin when I will find time. But from my FKK experience, when You don t know some girls, party are to avoid except for foods and gay. Usually more expensive and lower quality for girls. Exception was World Christmas party when World was on top.

[Gimse]

I went today to Artemis. My first time. Probably picked the wrong day.

It was their 16th birthday.

There was literally hundreds of men. Ratio girls to men probably 1:10. I kid you not.

Most of the girls were not particular interesting. But I was in the mood. So over a three hour period I asked 6 girls if we could have some fun.

All 6 said no.

It was very clear that they were more interested in celebrating than working.

But if the girls in a brothel do not wish to work, why the hell are they then there?

Happy birthday Artemis.

I wasted three hours and 90 EUR.

I shall not be back.

[Rambambinoz]

On a side note, I usually session a right little firecracker from Spain called (I think) Allesandro? Very petite; lovely little pert tits with curly hair. She wasn't there which is a shame; I'd go back just for her!

Alejandra. She enthusiastically gave me French kissing and BBBJ for €60 standard fee. Probably the best service I've had there compared with 30 other girls over 2 years. Wish I had discovered this place 10 years ago.

[Ramsiss]

a beautiful Jamaican with a great ass, like only black girts have. Her tits are small but the nipples are incredibly prominent. Her face is very exotic and sexy..

I've had a little conversation with that Jamaican with curly hairs but saying she is beautiful is a little bit exaggerating but this relative because everyone has his own standard for beauty and of course not for me, if they was beautiful for you then congratulation that you have enjoyed your 3 sessions but for me Artemis is dying for mongers like us and still alive thanks to the tourists and for young people who are satisfied from this standard of beauty.

[TheCountLincs]

I was also there on Friday 24th. First time since Oct 2019 - and it's sad to see how it's changed. For a weekend, it was super quiet. I've been during the week many times before and it was busier then. Almost no attractive girls IMO. I know it's subjective, but still. I sessioned a Thai girl (I'm terrible with names) as I recognize her from 2 years ago. An average experience. No DATY for some reason; no CIF but I did CIM for extra 20. She didn't seem to like me pulling out to avoid a early finish, which annoyed me a bit.

Have the lights been turned down everywhere?? She sat over my face while I jerked off for a bit but couldn't really see a damn thing. Both porno kinks seemed to be darker as well. The food is never the main draw but it was particularly bland this time.

I get masking. I understand the reasoning but I saw one dude banging aforementioned Thai girl in the Kino, with a mask on? I was barked at by the 'guardians' of the lounge by the games machine for not wearing a mask, a few times. All in all, a woeful experience and especially galling now it's 90 to get in. I won't be returning any time soon.

On a side note, I usually session a right little firecracker from Spain called (I think) Allesandro? Very petite; lovely little pert tits with curly hair. She wasn't there which is a shame; I'd go back just for her!

[Mr Ho]

No need for any G, now they do for you the test at the door entrance for free and in a few minutes they let you in.

I was there this Friday 25 Sept, I was very disappointed from the girls quality there, 95% are Romanians and they are ugly face&body and missiles I know almost all of them I never been with any.

There were about 20 girls and 50 men, very bad situation and I saw only 4 German girls with a nice quality face and body but they stay all the time playing on the video game at the bar entrance, for about 3 hours they didn't move from there and they don't even look at you. I think they choose their clients.

At the end I decided to leave without having any session, I just enjoyed the sauna and swimming pool.

Artemis must change these girls, they are old medium age (30-40) and ugly, they approfit only from the tourist or with the newbies. This is not Artemis that I always knew and I always admire for the girls quality and services, but that was before the COVID Pandemic. Now its over..

Yeah Artemis should get more younger stunner beauties like they used to have back in early 2010's! The test at the door is fair and square and better. I wait till the pandemic is over and all girls are back in the game!

[SanPedro]

I was in Artemis on Friday, Sept 25 too. My impression was completely different. I agree that most girls are Romanians but that's it. All the rest is not true. Girls are in all the age range from 21 to 35. Many women with very nice bodies, although many of them with silicone tits. I had 3 sessions and have no complaints. The prices are high but this is not new. The minimum is 70 euros and for that you get the basic repertoire. Some of them suck very well, some others are very beautiful. If you want sucking without you have to add 20. I noticed that the service overall is better if you ask for extras, meaning that you don't get only the specific extra service but also the whole attitude is better. For the basic you get a reasonable good service. From those I picked I recommend specially Nina, a beautiful Jamaican with a great ass, like only black girts have. Her tits are small but the nipples are incredibly prominent. Her face is very exotic and sexy. Go by your gut feeling, don't take those that are very pushy ot that are not nice when you speak with them. The proportion women men was not 20:40. Most of the time it was quite equal. I went a couple of times in the deep COVID times, and I must say that the scenario becomes better from time to time.

[Ramsiss]

I will wait till next year if things normalize because I do not see a point in going with this semi set up of the club due to covid with all these complications LOL!

No need for any G, now they do for you the test at the door entrance for free and in a few minutes they let you in.

I was there this Friday 25 Sept, I was very disappointed from the girls quality there, 95% are Romanians and they are ugly face&body and missiles I know almost all of them I never been with any.

There were about 20 girls and 50 men, very bad situation and I saw only 4 German girls with a nice quality face and body but they stay all the time playing on the video game at the bar entrance, for about 3 hours they didn't move from there and they don't even look at you. I think they choose their clients.

At the end I decided to leave without having any session, I just enjoyed the sauna and swimming pool.

Artemis must change these girls, they are old medium age (30-40) and ugly, they approfit only from the tourist or with the newbies. This is not Artemis that I always knew and I always admire for the girls quality and services, but that was before the COVID Pandemic. Now its over.

Sorry for the staff because they do there best to make us happy and enjoy, but they must take a decision and change all these ugly missiles. If you decide to go there for first time please change direction.

Regards.

[Ramsiss]

I will wait till next year if things normalize because I do not see a point in going with this semi set up of the club due to covid with all these complications LOL!

Actually now there is no any G.

I was there yesterday and they do the test for free at the door entrance and in a few minutes they let you in.

The stuff is very nice and great welcome, but the girls quality is zero.

I arrived at 1 pm and there were a couple of Romanian old girls that I know since more than 3 years ago and never have a session with them. They are missiles.

Till 6 pm there were about 20 girls and 40 men's. Non One of these girls with acceptable face or body, quality is almost zero.

Later I saw 4 German girl good quality but they stay on the bar entrance playing with the unic video game there and they don't even look for men's, they choose with whom to go with, in 3 hours I saw them always there.

The rest of girls was really ugly all are from Romania, Hungary, Macedonia or Russia.

I could not find the girls I always met, lily from Hamburg, or Lucy from greec or Carla from Spain. Nothing.

This will be my last time to go there.

Sorry for Artemis but they must change girls, price is high and ok because amenities are excellent. But for sex it doesn't worth to go back there.

Maybe I hadn't luck but this is my second time in 2 months. Same girls. Same bad quality.

Bye bye Artemis.

[Mr Ho]

3 G is actually what I encountered in July. It's one of the big three and then you get in. Inside you still need to wear a mask when you walk around. Not when you sit down or in the room. 2 G skips the test to get in and allows all freedom to people that get inside. So no more masks at all. That is pretty much where Europe is heading: For the group of people that is vaccinated or recovered Corona is actually not that different from the Flu. Denmark in front seat but also Germany, Holland, Italy, Belgium etc are heading in that direction. Problem is of course the people that do not box in into this group. Huge debates around here. Liberties at risk as the authorities more or less make vaccination an obligation. Won't elaborate on that. Please read the link that I gave earlier. It translates well and it's rather complete.

It's a construct. Most of our constructs are taken from USA or Britain. So those are easy for you to understand. But Europe still is a continent on it's own with it's own languages etc. More important: read the article as policies are changing. It seems that 3 G is something of the past and will be followed by 2 G (no testing anymore, no vaccination or recovery and you are out).

I will wait till next year if things normalize because I do not see a point in going with this semi set up of the club due to covid with all these complications LOL!

[Member #4733]

Who can control if mask in room? If BBBJ or not? If kissing.

3 G is actually what I encountered in July. It's one of the big three and then you get in. Inside you still need to wear a mask when you walk around. Not when you sit down or in the room. 2 G skips the test to get in and allows all freedom to people that get inside. So no more masks at all. That is pretty much where Europe is heading: For the group of people that is vaccinated or recovered Corona is actually not that different from the Flu. Denmark in front seat but also Germany, Holland, Italy, Belgium etc are heading in that direction. Problem is of course the people that do not box in into this group. Huge debates around here. Liberties at risk as the authorities more or less make vaccination an obligation. Won't elaborate on that. Please read the link that I gave earlier. It translates well and it's rather complete.

Tested is fair enough, but man, they can just say recover or tested instead of 3 g LOL!

It's a construct. Most of our constructs are taken from USA or Britain. So those are easy for you to understand. But Europe still is a continent on it's own with it's own languages etc. More important: read the article as policies are changing. It seems that 3 G is something of the past and will be followed by 2 G (no testing anymore, no vaccination or recovery and you are out).

[Mr Ho]

This is it.

Tested is fair enough, but man, they can just say recover or tested instead of 3 g LOL!

[Sirioja]

PM gracious as always. Ninja native Japanese speaker and Deutsch so so, and legal Deutsch even less. New Regs "clearly" say if 3 G, all in sex (giver and taker) must wear FFP2 mask during sex, no direct facial contact. If 2 G, mask not needed. Will be choice of establishment like all businesses in Berlin. Of course like change in BBBJ law, difficult (impossible?) to monitor and enforce. But free testing soon ending (Oct) and also Senat maybe laying legal foundation to tighten later. Art's for sure under monitoring since crazy raid in 2016. Cannot say if or when Berlin will impose 2 G on them (and all bordellos). But new regs legally in force since 18 Sept. Cannot say if / when Arts might change its policy.

Background is all Covid data curves (cases, hospitalizations, deaths) tracking like 2020 - higher after summer holidays, then down a little, who know where by end Oct with colder weather. Berlin numbers in late June were under 10 new cases per day. Now often 400-600/ day, mostly young unvaccinated. Anyway new regs are confusing. They are what they are. Think they are intended to send signal even if not so practical. Anyway moot point, Ninja gave up Arts long time ago. Risks, quality of choices, high cost - not worth it, esp compared to local indies.. Miss good old days but they are long gone.

Wish Piefke would comment on new regs.

Who can control if mask in room? If BBBJ or not? If kissing.

[Member #4733]

This is a site that translates easily into English and pretty up-to-date and complete.

https://www.swp.de/panorama/2g-regel...-59278231.html

Der Betrieb von Prosititutionsfahrzeugen sowie die Ausrichtung von Prostitutionsveranstaltungen ist ausschlielich unter 2 G-Bedingungen gestattet. ".

Seems to me prostitution is fine with 3 G rules as long as it is not "Prosititutionsfahrzeugen" or "Prostitutionsveranstaltungen" whatever the heck that is?

You can google that easily. In fact a "Prosititutionsfahrzeugen" is a camper and that kind of thing. Just google the German word and switch to Pictures.

"Prostitutionsveranstaltungen" are actually prostitution events. I used to get emails about these but haven't found much of them recently. Some hookers go from town to town and hire a barn or a flat or even rooms in the RLD. It might be for one day only or the weekend and so on. So actually is a form of prostitution like a circus coming to town. I once met a lady in the RLD who was part of such a circus. Pity for me as she was really good but gone the next day.

And a bit more about 2 G and 3 G. 2 G is better. It's a regulation that says: vaccinated (geimpft) or recovered (genesen) and no restrictions anymore. Testing (getestet) doesn't give you anything. It's a hot debate in Germany. But don't believe me and just translate the link to English and you know everything.

[Member #4733]

What is 3 G? Only 3 G I know is old mobile technology LOL!

This is it.

The slogan in Germany right now is "Geimpft, Genesen oder Getestet" which means "Vaccinated, Recovered or Tested". Those are the three criteria to get into the country (fulfill one of them) and have access to all sorts of things. Because they all three start with a G (most past participles in German do! They are called the three "GS". Germany actually asks you to be fully vaccinated 15 days before entry. Also, you have to wear an FFP2 mask indoors, shops etc. Have fun.