FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Diet Coke]

Sorry to hear about your lost euro, I always use safe box at the entrance as my main money place and only carry about 120euro in pocket. By the way, What is AO?

AO = sex without condom

[West K]

Settled on a Turkish girl whose name I forget, she gave a great BBBJ to completion. Nice breasts but mechanical attitude. Got her offside when I asked for AO. Probably not the done thing in this place but you have to ask to find out. She was not impressed.

Anyway as a grown adult, I am happy to model this risk and live with it. She said she felt sorry for me. I couldn't be bothered running through the rationale of a risk based analysis with her so finished up and headed for the showers, thanking her on the way.

OS

Sorry to hear about your lost euro, I always use safe box at the entrance as my main money place and only carry about 120euro in pocket. By the way, What is AO?

[Offshore Swell]

Sitting on a plane winging it away from Berlin and a visit to the famed Fkk Artemis.

Now as a compulsive monger I did spend some time over the last few days ratting around on the internet trying to establish what and where I would find what I like around Berlin. Sampled a superp BBBJ to "completo" from a lovely spanish lass at La Maison di Envie in Prenzlaurberg but due to language disability and other factors never really got a good chance to look around the city.

With few hours up my sleeve before a flight from Tegel, took the opportunity to visit Artemis. Paid the 80 Euros and enetered the world of abundant breasts.

Now whether it is the comparison of that young South East Asian pussy that I seem to spend my time following but Having been to Artemis 3 times now, my conclusion of this place is that it is seriously overrated. Sure theres an abundance of naked girls getting around. But 50 % of the breasts I looked at were getting challenged by gravity, the girls were upfront and some almost pushy in their quest to get you to the room. The remainder of the breasts were 50% fine or 50% grotesque silicon enlargement. Now some folk may go for the silicon enlargements but for this correspondent they hold no allure whatsoever. Again it really is personal preference but body wise, I found the selection quite disappointing. It just had that antiseptic brothel feel to it that I left behind years ago on my mongering home turf.

Settled on a Turkish girl whose name I forget, she gave a great BBBJ to completion. Nice breasts but mechanical attitude. Got her offside when I asked for AO. Probably not the done thing in this place but you have to ask to find out. She was not impressed.

Anyway as a grown adult, I am happy to model this risk and live with it. She said she felt sorry for me. I couldn't be bothered running through the rationale of a risk based analysis with her so finished up and headed for the showers, thanking her on the way.

Showered up and then threw my robe in the wash basket, complete with my wad of Euros that I had put in the robe pocket to pay the girl. Didn'trealise untill at Tegel airport 25 minutes later and nothing to pay the taxi. Shit and double shit.

Called back to Artemis and explained that somebody would do well to have a look through the robe pockets. Whether this money turns up and I ever see it again I am not hopeful. But otherwise I guess the laundry lady at FKK Artemis will have a good afternoon. I called them twice and emailed Vanessa, the front desk help but I get the feeling that it may be money lost. Time will tell, Sure it was my own stupidity and forgetfullness but even serial punters need a win sometimes. It will be interesting to see whether anybody responds to my email or not.

To be honest, between the dud experience and the loss of maybe 500 Euros, I just don't feel that excited about FKK Artemis anymore. Over 3 visits in 2 years, only the first really excited me at all. On the plus side am winging it to Hong Kong where a whole new world of opportunities awaits. Personally, give me Indonesia or the Phils anytime.

OS

[Kimino]

Lots of private stuff, please don't embarrase the girls by talking about this post. Always respect the girls 110% and be nice!

Ciao Balbazor, thanks for the report, glad you had a good time.

Don't worry about the post, I doubt any girl will feel embarassed and quite a few read this board directly anyways. LOL.

Kimino

[Balbazor]

First time visit to Artemis, and I arrived around 12.00, I was nervous by all the attention and naked girls by the time I got to the bar, and decided to go out to the pool. I passed the kitchen, and out in the sun sat a cute girl. I asked her name and it was Nina, people are talking so much about. We talked a little and she seemed a little troubled that she had no makeup on, and that she was in the middle of eating. Nina wanted me to wait for her by the pool, while she finished eating and got her self ready. She had just got up from bed that day.

I sat down by the pool in the amazing weather, sunny and 27 degrees! It was absolutely amazing. Nice naked girls at the pool. After about 30 minutes Nina showed up and I walked up to meet her. In the room we sat down on the bed and I asked "if she liked to kiss", and "yes" she did. Kissing is important to me.

We started to kiss very slowly and gently. I was surprised by her being so passive, but I liked it. We kissed for a good 5 minutes, and then I kissed her breasts. I asked "if she likes that" and she smiled and nodded. She Really liked that and looked real happy! After another 5 minutes I moved even more south and kiss her pussy. I asked "if she liked that" and yes! No problem there. I licked her clit and she started to grind on the bed. I said that she should tell me if she wanted me to do it

Differently but she said "No, you are already doing it perfectly!" After 5 minutes she came in an orgasm, and I felt really proud.

After that I started kissing her on the lips some more, and we did that for another 5 minutes. I was sort of waiting for her to return the favour, but we only lay there kissing and hugging. All of a sudden she said "You are a Scorpio are you not?" I said "yes, but how the hell did you know that"? She said that She, was a Scorpio her self and that the only guys that could really make her "purr like a kitten" (<- Her words) , was another scorpio, and not only that, only 1 in 100 of them could actually manage to get her to feel this good. I was almost shocked to hear this but very glad indeed, since I really wanted her to feel good with me.

25 minutes in to the session I said that "its time", hinting that I wanted to fuck. She said ok, but "don't you want me to suck first?" I said yes! After that I fucked her and said that I wanted her to "talk dirty to me". Nina came a second time during missionary. At the locker I was expecting a kiss on the cheek, but instead she gave me a wet kiss on the mouth. Great girl! Can you say GFE? Wow! 10/10.

After Nina I had a session with Linda 22 years from Hungary. She looked Very happy! And smiled a lot and said she liked to kiss and gave me one right away to prove that. To me she looked a tiny bit like Milla jovovich from Resident evil movies, and how could I resist that?

The session was ok, but she did not get wet and had lots of fake moaning and stuff. I could smell a tiny bit that she was a smoker. She had an OK body, but her smile and Attitude! Made it to something I will remember also besides Nina.

Lots of private stuff, please don't embarrase the girls by talking about this post. Always respect the girls 110% and be nice!

[Aceh725]

Ciao Aceh725.

Lulu was missing both yesterday and today.

Kimino

The last time I had seen her she had told me that would be present after the second half of July, but she's probably on vacation, anyway thank you very much for the information.

Bye.

[Pharisaer]

Hi Kimino, Did you see Lulu (black hair, fake tits, full of tattoos but I think you know her) yesterday, when you was in the club?

In addition to Mr. Kimino: She is off tonite, too.

[Kimino]

Wanted to try another girl from the german sofa group, picked Nika. Tall, gigantic boobs, usual "Abdul" tattoo on the back. Long brown hair. Good looking. Session was ok but nothing special. Probably no chemistry, nothing to blame on the girl, it happens. Must say that in the group, among the ones I went with, my favorites are for sure Annika and Nadia, different girls but both fun to be with. Been with Annika later on, where I almost failed due to a much too short recover after a great and long session with Laura (love that girl) , but she was able save the situation and my ego. LOL.

Much later, had some great time with Eva aka Janita. Which is now back to her blonde hair color. Bulgarian, blonde, firm beautiful body, ex Palace. Previously reported. Recommended.

Not much to add if not that I actually liked a lot the calm in these two days. For sure slow days and with many girls missing, but relaxed vibe.

Kimino

[Kimino]

Hi Kimino, Did you see Lulu (black hair, fake tits, full of tattoos but I think you know her) yesterday, when you was in the club?

Thanks in advance!

Ciao Aceh725.

Lulu was missing both yesterday and today.

Kimino

[UltraHappy]

I am not into kissing girls that give BBBJ for a living and am torn about BBBJ. I do like them but am concerned with the risk. Most girls gave them without asking. I just hope I am not bringing back any souvenirs from these girls.

One would think we should just go to Romania but the Germans do have the system down. The trip would have not been a success without this forum. Thanks for everyone help.

Great feedback.

To allay your fears, it is highly unlikely that you are bringing home any souvenirs (although certainly within the realm of possibility). I get thoroughly screened after most of my fairly active trips and have yet to pick up any "souvenirs."

Also, Romania doesn't have any FKK's (only adult massage studios). Plus, the prices in Romania for adult recreational services are generally higher than in Germany anyways, so you're better off sticking with Germany. Also, the service levels in Romania for escorts are often reported as highly inconsistent, so you probably wouldn't be getting the same relatively high level of service that you've become accustomed to in Germany.

[Pistons]

Thanks for the great report MaxPower.

Could you tell me a bit more about Sexy Sauna and how that works in Prague?

Personally I've only been to Artemis and Oase myself, and both recently. I also have the exact same thoughts about them as you. Artemis has a slight lead in terms of talent right now. But it could be seasonal for all I know.

Also, which girls did you try out at Artemis and Oase, and could you write a bit more about them?

[Aceh725]

Kind of a slow day yesterday, but nice vibe. 10 hrs in the club just flew away.

No real favorites around. Quite a few girls I never saw.

Hi Kimino,

Did you see Lulu (black hair, fake tits, full of tattoos but I think you know her) yesterday, when you was in the club?

Thanks in advance!

[MaxPower104]

I visited in order of best line up:

1. Artemis. By a good margin they have the hottest girls I had on my trip. They also happened to be the few German girls I had on the trip. Facilities were ok. Seven girls only one shark.

2. Oase. A close second. Worth the trip from central Frankfurt. Seems more like a day time club. Mostly Romanians. The girls kept calling it paradise. Four girls but two of them were sharks that I got sucked into on arrival.

3. Sexy sauna. It's in Prague but had a good time. Five girls one shark that claimed to be 19 but very hot. Small club but some good girls at the right time. Not GFE.

4. Mainhattan. Nice venue with some talent. Two good girls.

5. Palace. Most disappointing in terms of talent but best food out of all of them. Ended up with two nice girls that were not sharks.

In total 20 girls with only four not so good experiences. I have to say I do like the whole fkk concept and Germany should be on every mongers map. Fkks are great if you like GFE. I am not into kissing girls that give BBBJ for a living and am torn about BBBJ. I do like them but am concerned with the risk. Most girls gave them without asking. I just hope I am not bringing back any souvenirs from these girls.

I should note this is the off season for fkk girls in Frankfurt. Not sure if this worked to my benefit. I did not have to compete for girls attention but I am wondering if I missed some of the stunners on vacation.

I did not find many of the blonde blue eye Germans I was looking for but plenty of 7-8s to be had. Did not really come across too many 9s except for a few in Artemis but that's based on my tastes.

One would think we should just go to Romania but the Germans do have the system down. The trip would have not been a success without this forum. Thanks for everyone help.

[Kimino]

Kind of a slow day yesterday, but nice vibe. 10 hrs in the club just flew away.

No real favorites around. Quite a few girls I never saw.

Adelina, reported her a bunch of times but was a couple of years we didn't zimmer. Romanian, short boy cut light brown hair. Kind of a big body but very firm. Usual weird, mental and fun session. Adeline is one of those girls you either love or hate, and this can change over time. She can be really hot when she wants. Great fun.

Spotted a girl that I never tryed, thought she was Romanian by the look but turns out to be Czech, somewhat friend with Nicole (also present) I think. Mid twenties, black mid length hair, quite a stunner. Juliana. No kissing, decent session but nothing special, maybe we just didn't click but I do feel she is pulling back quite a bit.

Carolina, Polish, blonde, skinny, no tits at all. 27 but looks much younger. Been looking at her for a while and refusing her in the past visits but this time wanted to give her a try. Very responsive to DATY, which was as usual the best possible icebreaker, especially with a girl like her. No kissing, but I don't actually care much about it. For the rest, she knows what she is doing and although having a pro attitude, you can really get a good session out of her, think in this case the YMMV is very true. But I'm stating this on a single session experience so take it for what It's worth.

Great food last night, bbq outside from mid afternoon. Really nice vibe outside but very few men. Around 11 pm a bunch (maybe) 30 kids came in. Not sure about tha nationality but very very young. The girls were staring at them at the reception. Quite funny.

Kimino

[ZimmerBaby]

Been offered AO twice at Artemis, during my last visit in February the girl initiated the session without my permission. I told the girl I wasn't into this so she put on a rubber. Seemed like AO is accepted by some as long as you don't finish inside, at least that was the impression I got, spesifically from this lady. The element of surprise was outstanding, sensation is self explanatory. The fight for repeat costumers involves bilateral health risks. 1 offer in every 100 session is still a low number, at my one and only Oase visit I was offered the same service by 67 %, 2 out of 3 senoritas. Maybe my (un) lucky day.

Just for the info.

Z