FKK Artemis - Berlin

[London Traveller]

[QUOTE=Ortos; 1441485]

On another note, this girl Nina everybody is talking about. QUOTE]

Is this girl dark haired Czech? Did she work, a number of years ago under another name at World, then after at Finca? Just wondering. Or is Nina a popular Czech name? Martina, sure is.

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Yes, she's that Nina. She was at World and was the star at Finca.

[Ortos]

[QUOTE=Finite; 1441428]On another note, this girl Nina everybody is talking about. QUOTE]

Is this girl dark haired Czech? Did she work, a number of years ago under another name at World, then after at Finca? Just wondering. Or is Nina a popular Czech name? Martina, sure is.

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[Finite]

All this nationality talk is quite frankly IMHO idiotic. There are sharks and angels and everything in between in every country and every ethnic whatever. It is all up to her, you, and individual chemistry.

I think that's very true, I have heard many times for example that some people don't like the Polish "team". I on the other hand have never had a bad session with a Polish girl, at least not in Artemis, but this is of course as subjective as their opinions. I however think that I can feel the vibe from some girls directly if they are sharky, but that's probably also verry subjective.

On another note, this girl Nina everybody is talking about. I don't think I have ever seen her, and I have visited the place several times, but not as frequent as you how live in Berlin. Or I have probably seen her without knowing how she was. I read a good report on another forum about a session with her and I have read plenty of enthusiastic reports here as well. I guess she's not working in mid July?

The funny thing about that review, that I read on the other board. Was that the guy how wrote it where there while they still where doing construction work on the new rooms, but still they went to one of these unfinished rooms, I guess because he wanted to see how it looked.

The room was dark and there where unfinshed plastering and electric cables hanging from the ceiling. Since the the room was so unlit he decided to turn on the lights, typically no light went one. But in a minute or two, a big bouncer crashed the yet not started party, and wanted some type explaining. Apparently this guy had pressed the panic button. But she was a sweetheart sorting out the situation. And the rest of the session went well off course. If the story is true, dunno. But it could be.

[Rocketboy0]

A perfect picture of what is needed in order to find Artemis enjoyable!

Boys you are making this all hopelessly over-complicated. Though I know the esteemed Zimmerbaby is saying all tongue in cheek (the metaphor, not his favorite pastime) , and his musical tastes are as suspect as ever, the fact remains that all you need to have a great time at Artemis is:

80 Euros to get in the door.
60 Euros for every half hour session.
A little bit of common sense, a smile, and some respect.
Your lips, tongue, and penis. (Other body parts are helpful but not essential).

All this nationality talk is quite frankly IMHO idiotic. There are sharks and angels and everything in between in every country and every ethnic whatever. It is all up to her, you, and individual chemistry.

Of course there are those in any bordello who are really in it just for the money and who couldn't care less about anyone' s pleasure, including theirs. But these are a rarity and are pretty obvious to detect after a 5 minute chat. No one has cornered the market. I have met awful, sharkey, placid Latinas and seriously fun, open and passionate Germans, and the opposite. Of course we all have our preferences, but to say anything stronger or more generalized is rubbish. So-called "nationality insights" are just projections of some individual bad choices, limited experience, and cultural predispositions or prejudices.

I wish we could finish with this subject for good. Or at least move it to the Lounge (if the toilet is locked). RB

[Lookoflove7]

Artemis Thursday 27th June: Nina & Hannah.

I am used to it. I go to Berlin always end of June when summer is just starting and the big holidays. Unfortunately, no summer weather in Berlin this week-end (except Monday) , so no time to enjoy the new swimming pool and wellness area at Artemis (too cold and no sun outside)!

No good line up.

Anyway, I go with my favorite ones that were there tonight, Nina (Czech girl, many time mentioned in this forum, no need to argue, she worth it) and Nina (Polish girl, nice looking girl, great haircut, great body, I really like her).

Long and hard day, back to the hotel at peace (and tired).

Artemis Saturday 29th June: Brigitta & Brigitta.

Came back on satursday late in the afternoon. Still no good line up. I recognized Sabatina (PL) , the first girl I went with at Artemis, now she look 10 years older with smaller tits, scaring (

So I went with a 'valeur sure' Brigitta. Been with so many times. So was hungry on my the last trip as I fucked her like a sex machine. Tonight, she was in other mood. Great body (no fat!) but not all naturals. Very good attitude in bed. Great time for sure!

Artemis Monday 1st July: x-girl, Stella, Sarah and Kylie.

Final four!

On my last day, I came at Artemis early (at opening). Great weather: hot and sunny. Spend many times in the new space for sunbathing until they put the music loudly outside (

No regular at this early time of the day, so let's experiment!

X-girl (don't remember her name) , German (from Hamburg) , brown and long hair, nice looking face, tall, big tits (fake) , tattoo all over her harms (both) many symbols or faces or name (in her back, adbul if I am not making wrong) , a skull on one of her hand, so many. She looks like a pornstar but I didn't feel it in bed. No emotion, no sensation at all. I would agree with Brazil Specialist « German girls are too commercial, matter of factly, cold. '. Anyway it was sunny and I had time to spend outside)

Stella, half Polish half German, blond, nice face, average body, but so funny, she hanged me around three time before I accept to come with her. Very good girl with some kind of harsh talking that go straight to the point. A real human experience even though you may be looking for sex.

Sarah, Spanish girl, blond MILF, big tits (fake) , I saw her many time but didn't went in room with her. Today I try. Sexy and experienced woman. Good time but I will not repeat.

Kylie, Czech girl, brunette, long hair, look sad but great body, all natural and no fat. Cath her in the swimming pool and went immediately in the new room outside. Good time, good sex, came on her face with all I got) I will see her again.

LOL7

[Banana Boi]

German girls are too commercial, matter of factly, cold.

That's what we say about the 100's of Romanian strippers who work in my hometown.

Not saying there aren't some great Romanian FKK girls cause there certainly are but percentage wise I personally do much better with the German girls.

[Indi Companion]

I would say: if you are able to adapt to the German mentality, culture, heritage, your life at Artemis will probably be easier.

Basics; If you manage to see the beauty and charm in this video, you have somehow done your homework.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1G-9WUgptY

Try to understand that DFK and GFE don't come naturally for 60 E. Do not expect love from a vampire, it's about deficiency of ability, the intraholistic big picture containing Autobahn, Sauerkraut has not equipped most of these girls with such qualities. At home with a boyfriend is another story. Romanian girls though, totally different, but observe their behaviour when you rebuff their attempts. Their group-mentality is even more scary than the single wolverine called german princess.

A perfect picture of what is needed in order to find Artemis enjoyable! Thanks Zimmerbaby!

[ZimmerBaby]

I would say: if you are able to adapt to the German mentality, culture, heritage, your life at Artemis will probably be easier.

Basics; If you manage to see the beauty and charm in this video, you have somehow done your homework.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1G-9WUgptY

Try to understand that DFK and GFE don't come naturally for 60 E. Do not expect love from a vampire, it's about deficiency of ability, the intraholistic big picture containing Autobahn, Sauerkraut has not equipped most of these girls with such qualities. At home with a boyfriend is another story. Romanian girls though, totally different, but observe their behaviour when you rebuff their attempts. Their group-mentality is even more scary than the single wolverine called german princess.

[Brazil Specialist]

In the case of the Artemis thread, there is a special problem, and that is that Artemis basically has a monopoly on the FKK business in the capital (don't mention La Folie, I've tried it and it's useless) , unlike other areas of Germany like Hesse and NRW that have a great number of options and healthy competition. Just as a thought experiment, given that monopoly situation, the high prices at Artemis, and the large number of tourists that Artemis tries to attract from the nearby Messe, what kind of temptation must the management be under to ensure that no negative reports appear in the principal English-speaking site for FKKs, and try to control it by driving off independent reviewers and having their own men in place? Again, I realize it is practically impossible to prove this kind of thing, and again, this is precisely what makes it so insidious. But the patterns are there for anybody with the patience to trawl through this thread.

I never liked Artemis. As the only choice, I go there when in Berlin. But, compared to my favorite Oase, at Artemis.

There is too much silicone, though some silicone is of absolutely outstanding quality.

There are too many German girls. German girls are too commercial, matter of factly, cold. Call me prejudiced.

Tendency is, they are too old, too experienced. I just like the fresh young natural girls.

But, most guys are not like me, and among 80 girls you find something.

Now I visited La Folie http://www.la-folie.de/en/. Euro 15 admission with right for one drink. Quite friendly FKK atmosphere. Small. Some dogs and aging women, but a few very cute young Romanians. Euro 75 for half an hour in the room, no upsell. Covered BJ. Mixed reports at German monger boards, most were not very positive.

[SuppenHuhn]

Floriana – Moldavia?

I think that is where she said she is from. Tall brunette (maybe from the heels) and big tits with dark brunette hair. Not one of the elite stunners but mid-level for looks but very pretty face. I find I get the best service from girls like this. Did not want anything but BJ and she did not disappoint! Had a ½ DATY ½ BBBJ / CIM session with her. Amazing BJ technique. Good depthroat. Got the job done and we hung out for 10-15 minute afterwards and had a smoke and talked. Very fun and bubbly personality. Would recommend and I actually wanted to go with her next night for sex but just did not work out.

I think her nationality is German but her parents come from Albania.

http://fkk-harmony.com/girls.html And click Floriana.

[Mac75]

Thanks Mac75. Everyone will connect different with different women!

Yes indeed. However you spent E 230 on her, I only spent E 60, so I'm sure that has an effect on the attitude!

[Mac75]

Last but not least, for who knows her, Nina, Czech. Enough said about her, absolute great girl. Again highly recommended.

I went with Nina, CZ Rep, 25 on the Thur afternoon, great girl, definitely recommended. Good to hear you had a good time with her also on the Fri. Nice to meet you and Rocketboy0 on the Thur aswell. Cheers, Mac75.

[Member #4722]

Her name is definitely Nadine, from Hamburg. 23 yrs old. I was with her last Thursday night for a 1/2 hr session, I only found her middle of the road, I wouldn't repeat myself.

Thanks Mac75. Everyone will connect different with different women!

[Mac75]

Nadine-Naudia-Natalie? – Hamburg.

Her name is definitely Nadine, from Hamburg. 23 yrs old. I was with her last Thursday night for a 1/2 hr session, I only found her middle of the road, I wouldn't repeat myself.

[Member #4722]

Sorry for typos, in rush, will edit when I have time!

Thursday Artemis Report:

First time at Artemis. Got in mid-day to Berlin on Thursday and had no sleep from long flight from LAX, took a two-hour nap and jumped in a cab to Artemis. Little more than $20 from around the Mitte area. Have not been to FKK in a couple years so the nerves hit me a little when I first came in and that combined with lack of sleep and jetlag. Had a few 10 Euro drinks to take off the edge. Very weak mixed drinks here! I learned to take a small bottle of Jägermeister in my backpack and take a swig whenever I wanted.

Mona – Germany.

She was the first girl I saw and approached by when entered the club. I guess this is why the girls are so aggressive because sometimes it does work! She was the first to talk to me, and I did not go with her right away. But I did come back to her after a couple trips around the club. She is pretty tall blonde with straight hair and pale skin with a tattoo down her leg. Always seems to wear a piece of clothes around her tummy maybe hiding something? I thought she had a pretty face and she seemed nice. Me being a little nervous, I didn't ask her what services she provided until we got to the room. Big mistake! She is probably the safest girl in Artemis! Or maybe just with me (although I had other friends of hers tell me she does not do many services). So she tells me no kissing. She tells me no DATY. I told her an hour first then changed my mind to half hour and you can tell the session started off bad for both then. She actually started giving me hand job with lotion for 5 minutes. She says if I want to lick and kiss she has a friend and 60 Euro for each for :30. I agree and she gets her friend up to the room. Her friend was cute petite blonde also German, mid-length blonde hair curly. Very cute. Her name slips my mind but it started with M as well. I ask her to sit on my face. It was very nice to DATY her but I notice Mona is still, giving me HJ and that was throwing me off. After about 10 minutes Mona asks if I want sex and I say BJ first, and she put a condom on my dick! I thought BBBJ was the standard for all Artemis girls. So after 2-3 minutes I just go for main course. Mona is ready for me but I say I would rather have other girl (MORE awkward!). Had Mona bend over so I could look at her ass while I did her friend missionary. Was not working for me. With combination of all this awkwardness and my jet lag my dick got 'sleepy' as they say. Cut my losses there and just said sorry it's not going to work. Paid them what I owed and went back to the club. I would have probably had a better time with just her friend 1-on-1 as she was cute and hot and seemed very nice and eager to please.

Floriana – Moldavia?

I think that is where she said she is from. Tall brunette (maybe from the heels) and big tits with dark brunette hair. Not one of the elite stunners but mid-level for looks but very pretty face. I find I get the best service from girls like this. Did not want anything but BJ and she did not disappoint! Had a ½ DATY ½ BBBJ / CIM session with her. Amazing BJ technique. Good depthroat. Got the job done and we hung out for 10-15 minute afterwards and had a smoke and talked. Very fun and bubbly personality. Would recommend and I actually wanted to go with her next night for sex but just did not work out.

Friday:

This is my fourth FKK after having been to GoldenTime in Austria and Samya and Living Room in NRW. I really like the latter two because of no pressure from girls. That was one thing I really did not like on my first visit to Artemis. The girls here are very aggressive, and it can be annoying! And the girls seem so nice until you say 'maybe later' and then they walk off with major attitude. 'Yes, I was REALLY considering you, but not now after seeing this sharky attitude! ' I guess I got more used to it on second visit as it didn't seem to bother me as much. I think it is worse than normal this week since Wellness Area is closed so there is nowhere to hide LOL!

Nadine-Naudia-Natalie? – Hamburg.

I can't remember her name exactly so if anyone can help me please do as I will look for her again possibly Sunday if I visit again. Shorter brunette very pretty face, big boobs with scar from surgery at the bottom (she said lift only) and big brown areolas with very nice booty. She really caught my eye, but who was she walking with but Mona from the last night! Every time Mona would see me she started towards me until she recognized from night before. She knew I didn't have a good time. I see her walking with this new girl (I find out later she was supposed to originally be the second girl in threesome from night before). Mona looks at me and whispers in her ear and they kind of giggle so I think she is talking shit on me. So I am surprised when this girl approaches me soon after. I really liked her look, so even despite the bad situation with her friend I ask if she allows DATY, and she says she does everything to make me happy. Bingo! Go with her upstairs. Amazing chemistry. I must still be jetlagged, because despite great performance it takes me long time to cum. I tell her I don't want to rush (and I like her a lot) so I just tell her I will have her for full two hours. Really good BBBJ and multiple positions. I finally CIM in 69. We talked for awhile and I made it clear I could not cum again so soon, she said she would save me some money since we were only at 1 ½ hours. She could have easily charged for two hours since we agreed on that. She was very nice and sweet! I paid her 230 Euro for 1 ½ hours + CIM and told her I would love to see her again if I was back for the weekend. I am glad I didn't let the fact she was friends with Mona deter me. I hope someone knos her name so I do not seem stupid if I see her again!

Julia – Romania.

I need at least three hours to recharge between sessions but it was getting late and I wanted another girl. Could not resist Julia when she approached me and bent over for me to see a great view of her ass. She is petite blonde with very fit body. Small handful boobs (she wants to increase with surgery, I said 'NO! ', she is perfect as is!). I told her right away I could not cum and it was not her fault as she is very desirable. She tried her hardest and almost had me on the brink! Long DATY session. 69, couple positions. I took a break for a few minutes and she seemed determined to get me to cum. She said that was her job. It did not happen but she let me go about 10 minutes over because she was on a mission! At the end she asked how I liked it, slow of fast (BBBJ) , and I said 'DEEP! '. She took at all the way down it was amazing. A+ technique! Amazing girl and hot and sexy, and willing to please! Would repeat and would recommend! She said she had met me at some point but I must have forgot (LOL, it can be very overwhelming). She must be very popular because I didn't see her much on the floor. She told me she made a LOT of money on Wednesday night.

General observations:

No DFK at all. After the first two I did not really try for tongue. Maybe it was me (I smoke) , but I did have gum, mints, and toothbrush / toothpaste with me. Maybe just had wrong girls. And about the smoke in the club, it is very overwhelming, even for someone that smokes.

Had a great time overall and I will be back before my trip ends. I know there are cheaper options in Berlin, but there is such a great variety at Artemis and also many very nice girls that you can talk to a bit before going to room to develop chemistry. I thought it might be a bad club after first bad experience, but it got better and better each time.