FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Finite]

Totally agree. Get some decent food, get some fresh air, a mental break. Plus, If you leave around 6/7pm and you come back later on, it's like visiting a different club or better, visiting on a different day, a bunch of new girls will be usually around.

Kimino

I think it was you how mentioned it earlier, thanks for that! It really enhanced the experience. For me that are not such a regular guest, visiting this place is like being a kid in a candystore. I want to "taste" as much as possible as soon as possible, often forgetting that I actually can take it quite slow since they are open from 11:00- 5:00 AM. Anyways, it usually ends up with me feeling a bit ill, after all the "sugar" intake, and also the place can be a bit sharky, if you just want to take it easy after a couple of sessions. And don't want to hide in the down stairs bar area.

[Angus Magee]

Any insight on Holy Weeks impact on adult play in Berlin / Prague would be greatly appreciated.

Holy week (as you call it, I might call it Hole-y week) is business as usual in Berlin. Some girls take a vacation but on the whole the girs are not the most observent of Catholics.

As for Prague, you had best ask on the Prague thread.

AM

[Kimino]

Why I told the part when I was leaving and entering, was because I think that is a verry good idea, at least if you like me feel the urge to get some fresh air. The place can get a litle to much, if you stay for many hours, at least so I think.

Totally agree. Get some decent food, get some fresh air, a mental break. Plus, If you leave around 6/7pm and you come back later on, it's like visiting a different club or better, visiting on a different day, a bunch of new girls will be usually around.

Kimino

[TroyBoy]

I will be arriving into Berlin on the Thursday before "good Friday" March 30th. I was planning to spend that evening at Artemis. Do any of you Artemis experts know if that week and weekend will be any good for girls?

I am also planning to maybe go to Prague for Saturday and Easter Sunday. Would anyone know off hand if the Prague privates and nightclubs will open that Saturday and / or Easter Sunday?

Any insight on Holy Weeks impact on adult play in Berlin / Prague would be greatly appreciated.

[Finite]

Glad you had a nice time, but this public forum is supposed to be helpful to others, or at least be entertaining. I mean, if you cannot remember the names, why bother posting? How does this help anyone-as if we should guess who you were with like some sort of pub quiz? Or should we just be impressed you did 6 girls? I bet they too would be thrilled to know you can't remember their names. Maybe, you are worried you might forget you were even there yourself? Although to be fair, at least you remembered the critical details of what time you left, what you drank, and which S-Bahn you took. I can't wait for the movie.

If there is a next time, and you plan to post, at least make some note of names on a piece of paper in your locker? At least we now know your ISG handle refers to your memory.

You are a hard man, but you are also right. It wasn't a good post at all.

Edit:
When I come to think about it, I don't think most of the girls told me their names. I could have asked of course, but I wasn't thinking about this forum right there and then. I usaly ask about other stuff, like where they are from and theirs does and don'ts. But I feel abit ashamed about not remebering the girl I went twice with, because I'm sure she told me. And I don't think it so impressive to go seven times, I din't pop all of the times. That would have been impressive. Why I told the part when I was leaving and entering, was because I think that is a verry good idea, at least if you like me feel the urge to get some fresh air. The place can get a litle to much, if you stay for many hours, at least so I think. But otherwise you are completly right, and I guess the report was halfly made because of that I had such a good time.

[Rocketboy0]

Was there on Saturday, best line-up I have seen. Went seven times, with 6 girls.I'm really bad at remembering names, sorry for that.

Glad you had a nice time, but this public forum is supposed to be helpful to others, or at least be entertaining. I mean, if you cannot remember the names, why bother posting? How does this help anyone-as if we should guess with whom you sessioned like some sort of pub quiz? Or should we just be impressed you did 6 girls? I bet they too would be thrilled to know you can't remember their names, even one with whom you went 2 times?!. Maybe, you are worried you might forget you were even there yourself? Although to be fair, at least you remembered the critical details of what time you left, what you drank, and which S-Bahn you took. I can't wait for the movie.

If there is a next time, and you plan to post, at least make some note of names on a piece of paper in your locker? At least we now know your ISG handle refers to your memory. I dunno, maybe I am just overdue for my rabies shot..

[Finite]

Was there on Saturday, best line-up I have seen. At least compared to my previous visits. Went seven times, with 6 girls.

In this order:

First one a Slovakian girl with big natural tits, ok performance.
Second and forth time, younger Polish girl with fake boobs. GFE-ish and cute, verry good performance.
Third time turkisch good looking woman, nice ass and natural titties, name Dahlia?
Fifth time a verry petite turkisch girl, half-good performance.
Sixth time also a petit one from germany, I think some refers to her as "Mini-muschi". Half good performance, had some problems taking it von hinten [and I'm not even that well-equipped]. She had a good sense a humor, and knew som good filthy words in my language, which is always fun.
All above standard 60€ sessions.

Last session was with a cute Spanish-German who I took for an hour + CIM.
This was the best time I have been to Artemis, I came rather early to the place and left around 16:00 for some cheaper beer+schnapps and fussball, took the S-bahn to Halensee. And was back again for dinner. I'm really bad at remembering names, sorry for that.

[Rocketboy0]

getting there for 1130ish and staying to about 230ish, time for (hopefully) two sessions with the girls and a mooch around-have others done something similar? I will hopefully go twice on Tuesday and the Friday.Also (last stupid question in promise) , if one were to fancy a dip in the pool is it starkers all the way

So 3 hours in the middle of the day or did you mean 0230? If 230pm, well you can, but it will be the slowest least staffed part of the day. Just cancel the rest of your day Fri, or come, go, and come back later at night (free the same day) , as I said before. You will miss the big show otherwise. Swimming is normally buck naked, just you and the sharks. So-no more questions, now, just report back.

[Rocketboy0]

Quite simple: I need my blood myself, in order to keep my dick working.

Thanks boys, though some might suspect as some of the post's heros, your praise is a little suspect (the check is in the mail , I swear). But, you really might think of marketing your blood either to them Big Pharma boys, or to the general mongering public. I was thinkin, maybe Swank Vineyards of NRW offers "Vino d'AOsta".

[Devilspinkick]

But nevertheless, you gave this undynamic duo each €150, so €300 for the hour?! No kidding they were pleased and even more impressive for an underwhelming performance. It certainly seems to pay off for them.

Undynamic duo. Yes, that is a good way to put it. Not much team synergy and each gal is probably better when going solo.

When it comes to payment, I am fortunate at this time to have a large reserve of money, so the difference of a few
Euros, Dollars, Bahts, Reais, etc doesn't make much difference to me. I almost always pay a little more than standard simply because I believe in being a little generous. Life is too short to stress over pocket change. That's my take anyway.

- DSK

[SwingerLover]

Rocketcock!!!!!!!! That is the best and funniest post I have read in a long long long time! I am going to ROD this. YOU DE MAN!

our esteemed colleagues SwingerLover or Wanking because they are immune from any and everything. Indeed they are the immortal immorals. In fact why they don't sell their blood I don't know.

Quite simple: I need my blood myself, in order to keep my dick working.

Wanking is right, this entire post was a highly enjoyable comment. I wonder how many clowns RB had for breakfast that day. Or was it the fallout from carnival?

[Rocketboy0]

Eventually time to pay the piper and I gave them both €150. They seemed rather pleased. Who knows, might go with them again despite the underwhelming performance. Sometimes repeat performances pay off.

I met Sabrina-she is sexy but she was moving through Team Italia at the top of the stairs, like Guy Noir, lookin for love in all the wrong places. Alas no takers, with all claiming to "no speak Germania". When she got to me, she vamped so over the top that I just burst out laughing, as did she. I said auf deutsch, "so all the others-they were just for money, but with me, it is true love right?" Though she was quite willing to go alone-I too declined; she just had an odd too pro vibe, maybe enhanced by the enhanced engineering.

But nevertheless, you gave this undynamic duo each €150, so €300 for the hour?! No kidding they were pleased and even more impressive for an underwhelming performance. It certainly seems to pay off for them.

[Devilspinkick]

Fatima is one of the best Artemis has to offer IMO. That is if she appeals to you physically.

Yes, I don't suppose Fatima could be considered "Playboy Material" but she is hardly ugly IMO. I would describe her as a pretty girl-next-door type. She's very lean, which is always a +4 on my scale of attractiveness. Big boobs aren't important to me just as long as a lady has SOME breast developement.

On a side note, I was horrified to read my previous post and see all the typos. I typed it out quickly because I was in a hurry to head to the gym. Didn't properly proofread it before posting. Pardon my poor English.

- DSK

[Angus Magee]

Told Fatima that I would try to connect with her when I returned next time. She seems like a sweet dame.

Fatima is one of the best Artemis has to offer IMO. That is if she appeals to you physically. She is no 'wunder-bomba' but her service is top of the line. I have repeated with her more than any other lady at Artemis and these days if she is there she is always on my list.

AM

[Devilspinkick]

after a 24 hour break i had to make a return to artemis this past friday. my body is finally getting used to this time zone (it's currently a 9 hour difference between germany and where i live in the usa). after a quick afternoon nap i arrived at artemis just after 5pm. there were already a lot of guys in the house. after showering and stuff i cruised through the downstairs lounge area. ran into a blonde haired lady from bulgaria. she had an average face but a nice and lean body type. i recognized her name when she told it to me (from folks discussing her on this forum) but i have forgotten it already. you guys probably know who the lady is. i passed on her offer at that time, but think i kept a mental note to perhaps hook up with her later. when i got upstairs to the main bar area there were a lot of familiar faces. i sat on one of the couches and not long afterwards lulu (from austria) comes up to me. she says,"are you ready to have some fun?". i like her and everything but 'tis way too soon to repeat. so i give the usual speech about how i like variety, but may go with her on a different day. she makes another pitch, but i tell her that i have to see other ladies this day. with that, she stand up and walks away without saying another word. yet as she's turning away she glares at me like she wants to punch me in the face or something. maybe i read too much into it. the view of her lean body with the raven hair flowing down to her butt as she walked away was a sight to behold. love it. she stared at me a few more times throughout the the night but never approached me again.

the hottie annika was there as well. very tempting to go with her again but i try not to repeat with the same women within a short time-frame. i had the pleasure of passing by her from behind a couple of times and the view is sublime. we chatted very briefly once that night. definitely on my "repeat list". the lady from moldova named isabel (sp?) was around that night. as usual she tried pretty hard to get me to go with her. i like her bod and she is a decent looking dame, unfortunately the one time i went with her she spazzed on me when she saw my little guy and was like "oh, it's so big! why is it so big!" didn't even want to have vaginal sex so she just gave me a bj. that's fine and all. still, she has always tried to go with me again and i have always declined since then. maybe i'll give her another shot one of these days. just concerned that she will spaz out again.

the place was so busy that at times the bar area was very slow because there were so many guys upstairs with the girls. but after a while the lovers would return down and it would be busy again. since the ladies had so many clients to keep them busy i wasn't approached very much and i was in no hurry. after being there over two hours and still no connections i was starting to think i my leave without being with anyone. i had noticed a thin lady with a mane of blonde hair that i didn't remember ever seeing before. she had a killer body from what i could see. she would look over a stare at me from far away from time to time. usually didn't take long for a guy to grab her and she would be wisked off to a room.

approaching 8pm, i was back in the main area lounging on one of the round beds in the elevated area and the same hot blonde lady was over by the bar along with a tallish dame with long black hair. once again she glanced over at me and i was definitely glancing at her. figured i should just go ahead and introduce myself but they saved me the trouble and walked up to say high. the tall & lean raven haired lady was named valeria (russian) , she had an average face but a nice lean body. not bad by any measure. her friend, a blond gal from germany named sabrina was smoking hot. omg; one of the hottest women i have seen in a while. of course beauty is a mattter of taste but i think any guy would have to admit that at the very least she is really pretty. tight little butt, thin waist, and a great pair of bolt-ons. of course they were pushing for a threesome. i really just wanted to go with the hot blonde and said maybe i'd try both together at a different time. sabrina said that she needed her friend with her because i had a big dick. and they started laughing. i asked how they knew i had a big member and they said they saw me showering earlier. really? sounded like bs to me. it's not as if i stand around in the showers area with with erect dick swinging around. they wouldn't budge, it was a threesome or nothing, they said. i was still trying for a solo with sabrina so valeria got up and walked away. sabrina stayed just long enough to pout her lips and say "sorry", then she followed her friend.

i certainly wasn't happy with that developement. i took less than a minute for me to cave in. i went to then and was like,"ok, i know when i'm beat. want a threesome? let's do it". yeh, i could never make a living as a negotiator or salesman, but i could let a chance to hook up with that blonde hottie get away. of we head to a room. i have to say that it was a rather average experience. valeria was the better performer (not surprising, hard to find a russian woman that's bad in the sack). sabrina seemed like she was new to job or some but she was so hot that eher just being there was enough. stay for an hour in the room and actually spent a bit of that time with them asking me about exercise routines and they both expressed a desire to live in america. sabrina joked (?) , you should marry me. lol. if i was the marrying type then i would gladly have her as trophy wife. eventually time to pay the piper and i gave them both €150. they seemed rather pleased. who knows, might go with them again despite the underwhelming performance. sometimes repeat performances pay off.

i got cleaned and toured the scene some more. in the downstairs bar i got to talking to a lady i see there all the time. have never been with her but we have chatted at times. name is fatima and she is from slovakia. average face but i like her lean form. she asked me if i was ready for another round and i replied that i had just been with two ladies. she says,"i know. i saw you three go upstairs. you must be very strong". told her the whole threesome thing wasn't really my idea. it was approaching 10pm at this time and a few vans full of italians were invading the place so i figured it was time to make an exit. told fatima that i would try to connect with her when i returned next time. she seems like a sweet dame.

- dsk