FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Bearsk]

Perhaps, she is from Frankfurt, so no GI; she can be a bit diffident at first but I actually really enjoyed the time with her even she was a reluctant kisser because of my facial hair.

Did she work at Oase before? Rather small, dark skin? Thanks.

HB

[Rocketboy0]

alas, this is true, and last time on a monday i brought an inflatable sheep as a precaution (some might say a "backup") only to find myself drained by 3 wenches. it was heart rendering, emailed my psychotherapist, who told me to "take a good look at myself and get over it".

b-i did not mean to "out" you on this. it was really intended just to see if they are again permitting interweb access to your cell room in guantanemo. good to see you are on again and that you are behaving (taking the meds). the 20 years will fly by i am sure.

[Hessen Bub]

Alev. 27 yo Turkish MILF from Frankfurt, very cute, enthusiastic BBBJ and sex.

Did she work at Oase before? Rather small, dark skin? Thanks.

HB

[Bearsk]

Maybe this question can be answered though: are there any Turkish girls at Artemis these days? Thanks.

Alev. 27 yo Turkish MILF from Frankfurt, very cute, enthusiastic BBBJ and sex.

[Bearsk]

for example, our esteemed colleague comrade bearsk has found excellent choices whenever he goes, even when it so late and so slow that vampires are raiding petrol station stores for ketchup packets. but, he is of course an easy lay and i could prove this except there was not enough space by the new poondorf wing to allow for a grazing pasture for sheep.

alas, this is true, and last time on a monday i brought an inflatable sheep as a precaution (some might say a "backup") only to find myself drained by 3 wenches. it was heart rendering, emailed my psychotherapist, who told me to "take a good look at myself and get over it".

[Angus Magee]

I would not worry about it.

It makes as much sense to worry / think about the ratio of cauliflower to broccoli in the stir fry they might serve for diner on my next visit. There will be blonds brunettes and if you are lucky a red head or two.

Same as it ever was.

AM

[Rocketboy0]

What is the general availability / ratio of blonde german and Polish types at artemis.

The ratio is: enough (like +15%) but rather obviously impossible to say in advance, and it will vary from day to day. Will you insist on "real" German or Polish blondes or would stunning Hungarian or Romanian lookalikes fit the bill? You must have standards. And how many do you need for a day-3,5, 47??

Then actual availability of the real genetically certifiables is a function of at a given moment, how many other mongers there are competing for the Nordic goddess of your dreams, and even more important, how many euros you have. In other words, though I know you do through earlier posts, I would not worry about it.

Visiting Artemis for the first time on Monday the 11:th. Does this mean it's going to be empty on girls since they all might be tired from a hectic messe weekend?

You know as a student of this forum that Mondays any week are a slower day. And yes, the grinding from the grueling Messe / Berlinale weekend will surely thin things a bit. If you can wait til Wed or even Thursday, there will be more choices. But if Monday is your only chance, still worth it for the experience, and the chill out atmosphere also has its charms. It does depend a little on your taste in women as the slower days sort of favor the younger, hungrier. But really what do you need-only 3-5 who ring your bell, isn't it?? Should work. The urge to fund shopping needs will surely draw enough back after a day off and some hours sitting in a bucket of ice.

But really impossible to say. For example, our esteemed colleague Comrade Bearsk has found excellent choices whenever he goes, even when it so late and so slow that vampires are raiding petrol station stores for ketchup packets. But, he is of course an easy lay and I could prove this except there was not enough space by the new Poondorf wing to allow for a grazing pasture for sheep.

[Kimino]

What is the general availability / ratio of blonde german and Polish types at artemis. I know no one has a crystal ball or can come up with magical stats but surely regular go-ers would have some idea? Many thanks. I'm in berlin soon I've heard about atmos having large numbers of blonde types but not really sure if its worth the journey if artemis may or may not fill this wish of mine. Many thanks again.

Ciao StarletVoyager. Not a regular but a frequent tourist. LOL. Normally you will find a bunch of girls that match. From the tall, blonde, german valkiria model, to some candy petite Polish ones. Maybe the ratio not too high but given the number of girls present, the availability of that type is normally very good. Normally there's quite a few girls from Hamburg.

Never been to Atmos but for what I heard it would make absolutely no sense to move from Berlin to go and find blondes there.

My2cents.

Kimino

[StarletVoyager]

What is the general availability / ratio of blonde german and Polish types at artemis. I know no one has a crystal ball or can come up with magical stats but surely regular go-ers would have some idea? Many thanks. I'm in berlin soon I've heard about atmos having large numbers of blonde types but not really sure if its worth the journey if artemis may or may not fill this wish of mine. Many thanks again.

[Willg666]

If you mean Friday night I advise you to go early. Word is that last night (Thursday) was a real zoo past 22:00 with long waits for rooms and even difficulty finding a girl, any girl. All wekend should be busy with the Berlinale starting and the Fruitlogistica finishing up.

AM

Well, I just came home and had a whale of a time. God dangit Berlin is amazing. So my fears were quickly calmed about racism as Rafaela met me, greeted me and gave me a wonderful rundown of what to expect. She was not pushy by any means and was totally ok when I told her I wanted to take my time. Though it was difficult. Only the very few girls seemed uninterested in my business.

As for the place being a zoo, AM you were quite right. I got there around 8PM, so thanks for the heads up. In the first hour while I was walking around, scoping the place out, etc. I didn't take any girls on but got plenty of offers. By 10:30/11:00, there was a queue of guys in the atrium, in the rear, basically everywhere. Though it appears they had plenty of girls available so it never felt like there was a lack of choices. Now, was it your first choice, that's a different story.

Enough background. As for my participation, I found Mika, who was a german blonde w / silicone and a few tattoos. She was quite slender / tall frame and offered the usual extras. As it was my first time, I decided to play it slow and just took on a normal 30min session and it was quite fine. Got the job done.

After about another 45 mins I spotted Rafaella and as she told me earlier. I would be back. Love her eyes. Brunette, natural, nice soft ass which I love. The 1/2 session was a nice GFE experience. DFK, BBBJ which is just what this first timer needed. I wasn't sure I wanted DFK but this girl got me going and I couldn't resist.

All in all, I loved my first time and would definitely return.

[West K]

I hope there will be steam sauna in New wing. Hamam now is only for turkish bath and it is not use-able alone. Nice hot steam room will be ideal in Artemis! Let us see?

However, it is very brave of management to build outdoor pool as with Berlin weather, it is almost only useable July and August and even then only during the day as night sometimes get bit chilly in Berlin even in Summer.

[DeBosqo]

If you mean Friday night I advise you to go early. Word is that last night (Thursday) was a real zoo past 22:00 with long waits for rooms and even difficulty finding a girl, any girl. All wekend should be busy with the Berlinale starting and the Fruitlogistica finishing up.

AM

First time poster and I'm visiting Artemis for the first time on Monday the 11:th. Does this mean it's going to be empty on girls since they all might be tired from a hectic messe weekend? I get kind of worried when I read this.

[Angus Magee]

I'm a newbie heading out tomorrow for the first time to Artemis. AM, PunterWanderer and others gave me some great advise on the Berlin thread. I will report my time back here once done conquering. Was wondering if anyone is heading out and would like a wingman. If so inbox me.

Happy hunting all.

If you mean Friday night I advise you to go early. Word is that last night (Thursday) was a real zoo past 22:00 with long waits for rooms and even difficulty finding a girl, any girl. All wekend should be busy with the Berlinale starting and the Fruitlogistica finishing up.

AM

[Pharisaer]

Are they planning on a new cafeteria with the extension? Thought I had read that before. Thanks Rb for update on reno.

There will be a barbecue station.

[Lucknow]

Are they planning on a new cafeteria with the extension? Thought I had read that before. Thanks Rb for update on reno.