FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Norjan]

You mean Russian Ella? Blond page cut and silicon boobs? If so I did see her recently. She is an Artemis main stay I think. A great session but getting a wee long in the tooth for Angus.

AM

Yep thats her. Had a great session with he once, just curious if she were still around.

Norjan

[ZimmerBaby]

No no no, for the sake of God; this is a way for us to extend our vocabulary. Reading english as it is supposed to be used is amazing. Thanks!

[Angus Magee]

What does this mean uncle Angus? Using the teeth while BJ? Violent oral conduct. : )

Sorry for using such an idiom. It means getting on in years. A bit older than I like.

On the contrary though her BJ is one of the best and least toothy I have had at Artemis if I remember correctly.

AM

[ZimmerBaby]

but getting a wee long in the tooth for Angus.

What does this mean uncle Angus? Using the teeth while BJ? Violent oral conduct. : )

[Angus Magee]

Anybody know if Ella is still active?

Have'nt seen her name here for a while.

Norjan

You mean Russian Ella? Blond page cut and silicon boobs? If so I did see her recently. She is an Artemis main stay I think. A great session but getting a wee long in the tooth for Angus.

AM

[Norjan]

Anybody know if Ella is still active?

Have'nt seen her name here for a while.

Norjan

[Rocketboy0]

But more to the point-remember where you are and that it is up to you to chose who you want, not who wants your €60. This is the most challenging thing for the newbie I think, to say no until you find a girl who you want to be with. If possible find a wingman, this makes the whole thing easier to navigate.

AM

Yeah baby. We say "no" all the time and that pretty much got us this valet parking opportunity.

History: the Animals (no relation) stole this House song like good little white boys, from here possibly (according to WickedPedia) :
The oldest known existing recording is by Appalachian artists Clarence "Tom" Ashley and Gwen Foster, who recorded it for Vocalion Records in 1934-but it surely predates that.

But as Stephen Stills said,"If you can't be with the one you love, (pay those 60 Euros) and love the one you're with-but just for 30 minutes and no extras". As for for the pleasures of a wingmen, a newb should remember, if you are in the showers at Artemis, and you hear "I've Got Your Back, Top Gun", it could mean several things.

[Angus Magee]

Any last tips for a greenhorn?

Oh mother tell your children.

Not to do what I have done.

Spend your lives in sin and misery.

In the House of the Rising Sun

But more to the point-remember where you are and that it is up to you to chose who you want, not who wants your €60. This is the most challenging thing for the newbie I think, to say no until you find a girl who you want to be with.

If possible find a wingman, this makes the whole thing easier to navigate.

AM

[Rocketboy0]

hey guys, i still need some questions to be answered please.

1. i was thinking about going to artemis on wednesday or thursday. which day is better?

2. i planed to arrive there at 3 pm. how many women can i expect there at that time? should i go later?

3. any last tips for a greenhorn?

thanks! fkkkurt

once the drugs kick in, i only smile when people say they have read the forum, (or angus' magnum opassum blog) and ask questions that have been answered many many many times.

but, as part of my deal with my parole officer:

1. wed is dessous night where the girls are covered in various undergarments and lingerie. some men find this arousing. some men don't. some men are cross-dressers. you decide who you are.

thurs might be slightly (very slightly) more staffed up.

2. for the 10, 000th time, days slower than nights. but atmosphere more chilled. as it is slow and low summer season, there could be 10 guys and 15-20 girls. the evening shift is at full strength with many more choices by 20:00 and 50+ girls, and however many herren. but as you can hang out the whole day and night, no rush to decide either way. or split the difference and turn up around 5 so you see the day shift, and yet should it prove too low octane, night will fall soon enough.

3. last tips.

-rtff.
-rtff.
-wash your green horn so it's not so green. you can pm our expert norjan if you don`know how.
-if your horn is a special shape or sensitivity, bring your own condoms, knowing this may trigger some trust issues (forum recently covered this).
-don't tell girls they remind you of your mother.
-keep your [CodeWord113] fetish a secret.
-talk to a candidate, look for some chemistry and vibes between you vs just she is hot, unless you just want to settle for an optifick.
-be funny, relaxed, take your time to chat a little, make sure you both understand what is expected (acts, time, cost) before heading off to a room, but do so in a charming way.
this is the great advantage artemis has over say the meat dept in a supermarket.
and,
-r t f f because all of this has already been discussed ad nausem.

i think the problem with the forum is, it cannot be condensed into some tiny twitter feed, or some little ho app.
you actually have to go back a year, or go through the reports of distinction, both of which require what is that word? oh yeah, effort.

we are working on the direct brain implant, just can't sort out the infection bit yet. and as careful readers of this forum, know, the last thing we need are yet more infections....

[FkkKurt]

Hey guys,

First of all I wanted to thank you all for your great reports. I have been reading this forum for quite a while now.

So finally I decided to step in to the Ring too and will finally visit Artemis this week for the First time.

After my visit I will ofcourse give you guys a fully detailed report.

But I still need some questions to be answered please.

1. I was thinking about going to Artemis on Wednesday or Thursday. Which day is better?

2. I planed to arrive there at 3 pm. How many women can I expect there at that time? Should I go later?

3. Any last tips for a greenhorn?

If someone wants to join me he is welcome to do that!

Thanks!

FkkKurt

[Angus Magee]

I am not looking for friends on this board just a way to give back for the information that I have received.

All well and good and a nice sentiment. But in fact your report told us two things-that Artemis is not that great on a Tuesday (not exactly a news flash) and that you do not care for the place-interesting but hardly "giving back for the information that you received".

Dare I ask if you actually banged any girls and, who and how were they? In other words-useful info-the stuff people usually put in reports.

Just saying

AM

[London Traveller]

I understand day time is slower than night time that why I came back in the evening (11pm). When you are constantly traveling it gets difficult to stay in a city for a specific day. My review is really meant to be informative. And to summarize: I think this place is overrated. There were many more guys than girls when I visited and the place is boring. There are no stunners, but the place is cheap.

I think the forum should be informative, but this section seems to be antagonistic and has to many people complaining because another man has a different opinion. Unfortunately all that does is stop people from posting reports.

I am not looking for friends on this board just a way to give back for the information that I have received.

My review is meant to be a report of what I perceived at this FKK, and that was on the day I visited it sucked. That may not always be the case, but forum is meant to provide information. This is my last post in this section, and if you really like the place congrats and happy hunting.

Neworlean, I thought that your post (which I have just read) was spot on accurate and I am sorry that you find this part of the forum 'antagonistic'. I haven't been to Artemis on a Tuesday for a while, but I know exactly what you mean by the poor selection of girls and the boring atmosphere. It does get a bit better later on in the day but Tuesday is probably not the best day to visit, even in the evening. Last time I went I found that the girls generally, even at the weekend, are generally unattractive, tarty and rather cheap looking. However, there are more girls present later in the week and there are some better looking ones, some of who even have nice personalities! It's a pity that you didn't meet a good girl who performs well in the room who might change your mind about this place, but there are a few around, although without guidance they can be hard to spot. There is entertainment later in the evening with pole dancers, and the food was quite good on my last visit as well, although the lack of it in the late afternoon is a bit frustrating. I hope you get the chance to give Artemis a try on a Friday / Saturday and maybe meet up with someone from here who can point out the best girls to you. Good luck whereever you go!

[Belvaros]

Actually Colombia and Argentina are pretty great. I also actually posted just today that Capetown is a good place. Seems like you defensive about this place. Hope there are no hard feelings.

Actually, you are welcome to your opinion. And no, I have no axe to grind re Berlin. It just seems on several fronts (Artemis, Budapest etc and YES I read your Capetown + Mexico posts) you did not RTFF and regurgitated well known info. All of it negative. Yes in Budapest as I (and others) have stated many times you may need to ring 10-20 women to get 3 or 4 who REALLY speak English or may even answer their effing phone / s, and yes at Artemis as several below have stated this time of year may be a little hit or miss but to say of 50 women there were ZERO of quality that you could find to fuck during your time seems to be quite disingenuous. But we all have differing views on quality of trim. And that is one positive of a forum of this type. If you think the FKKs are bad, try wading through Arabic countries where they seem to sell their putes priced by the pound.

As for arguing your point is well made and I would hate to see this thread end up like the Ukraine and Medellin WAFTAM threads.

"Happy punting mate"

[Neworlean]

I understand day time is slower than night time that why I came back in the evening (11pm). When you are constantly traveling it gets difficult to stay in a city for a specific day. My review is really meant to be informative. And to summarize: I think this place is overrated. There were many more guys than girls when I visited and the place is boring. There are no stunners, but the place is cheap.

I think the forum should be informative, but this section seems to be antagonistic and has to many people complaining because another man has a different opinion. Unfortunately all that does is stop people from posting reports.

I am not looking for friends on this board just a way to give back for the information that I have received.

My review is meant to be a report of what I perceived at this FKK, and that was on the day I visited it sucked. That may not always be the case, but forum is meant to provide information. This is my last post in this section, and if you really like the place congrats and happy hunting.

Sorry this borders on the idiotic. First RTFF. It says repeatedly Sun-Tues are slower, day times are slower still. It is summer time and a lot of the best talent is away.

And re big cities, well of course, have a large demand and large supply always makes shopping bad, with limited choices and high prices. That's why everyone really in the know shops and mongers in Greenland.

[Rocketboy0]

I really wanted to be blown away by this place but I wasn't. Initially I visited on a Tuesday at 2pm. I think maybe this place is not so good because it is in a large city.

Sorry this borders on the idiotic. First RTFF. It says repeatedly Sun-Tues are slower, day times are slower still. It is summer time and a lot of the best talent is away.

And re big cities, well of course, have a large demand and large supply always makes shopping bad, with limited choices and high prices. That's why everyone really in the know shops and mongers in Greenland.