FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Sucker17]

Will be going to artemis for the first time (or any fkk for that matter) tomorrow. Looking forward to having a great time. Has anyone got any tips for a noob? Who are the best girls working there at the moment?

Congrats you've done a good choice. Artemis was my first FKK experience last year and now I'm an addict LOL! My best advice would probably be to:

- have lots of cash available, you're going to need it. There's an ATM, but with an extra-charge attached to it.

- take things easy and don't go with the first girl that approach you within at least 30 min. I know, it's easier said than done, and I went with the Czech goddess Shiva within 5 min. Of talking with her. She was divine in the room as well, so don't just listen to this advice, listen to your gut feeling as well!

- Be clean and polite. Goes without saying, but even if most guests are polite there are some scumbags from time to time. They are not particularly popular among the girls / other guests.

- some girls are very pushy, especially towards anal / CIM or other extras. If this is not your interest, you should have an interview with her beforehand, be open of what you like / don't like. Not all girls DFK, so if this is your thing, it could be nice to know before going to the room / kino. Some will also push you for extended time, like one hour. A good advice can be to say you want 30 min, but you decide in the room if you want to extend depending on chemistry etc.

- I found the bar upstairs to be very crowdy at peak hours. A good choice can be to go to the bar downstairs, close to the sauna facilities. Eat and rest, it's actually easy to forget this when it's your first time. 50-80 naked hotties can be a bit overwhelming!

- Last advice: give something back to the forum in terms of one / multiple reports!

BTW. If you happen to be in Artemis between May 26-30, chances are I'll be there myself. For sure this Saturday / Sunday. Send me a PM if you'd like to meet over a drink.

[BhoyWonder]

Will be going to artemis for the first time (or any fkk for that matter) tomorrow. Looking forward to having a great time. Has anyone got any tips for a noob? Who are the best girls working there at the moment?

[Mario Veneto]

Arrived yesterday on Tuesday afternoon at airport Schönefeld In Berlin,

I checked on Internet and by public transportation it was a one hour ride from the airport to S-Bahn station Westkreuz which is only 250 meters away from Artemis. So I got to Artemis for an unbeatable price of 3 Euros. A taxi ride would have been 10 times more expensive.

The weather was hot. Almost 30 Degrees C. The hot chicks walking around in shorts and mini skirts made me even hornier and I had to bring down the pressure in Artemis. ;-)

As I arrived at Artemis it was already 6 pm. 80 euros entrance fees and a shower later, I was Sitting at the bar surrounded by hot naked girls.

The club was not very busy. Maybe 30 girls and 15 men. I noticed a very pretty tall girl called Fiona. After a 5 min talk I noticed that she's student, half German, half Italian. She had long brown hair, beautiful eyes and natural nice tits. I loved her attitude and the way she was talking with me.

I take her to the room and she gave me a very nice BBJ and we had a very hot session. She was active and ready to please.

After that I had some dinner. The food at Artemis is descent. Not as good as Goldentime but definitively better as in Oase.

Then I took a Hungarian girl which I don't remember the name and she was completely the opposite of Fiona. First she tried to sell me some extra features like CIM for 50 € extra. When I declined she was disappointed. Then during the action she didn't want me to take her hard in doggy style, she didn't want me to keep her neck while banging her and there were even more restrictions like this which eventually turned me off. I decided to continue the session just talking but first asked her if we have still time. I didn't want her to charge me one hour.

Then she was kind of upset and replied 'yes of course, I am not a abzocker why do you ask this? '.

Abzocker in German means someone who just tries to make money.

We had a small talk and she told me that she was a ballet dancer and her new fake tits was too heavy so she has to switch them for smaller ones etc.

The only positive thing I can tell about her is that she had wonderful legs.

If I remember her name I will definitively add it to my report.

I stayed another couple of hours and left at around midnight. The club was much crowded than when I arrived but the girls all seemed to be pros. I am missing those days back in 2009 when you could find Serbian or Ukrainian students who just travelled to Berlin for a couple of days to make money and get back home.

Today I will go to some addresses I found in European forums. There are working girl houses like Royal or Tiffany which give a chance to hobby working girls (hobbyhurren). I will write a report if they are worth it.

I wish Artemis had a exterior area like GT or Oase, specially with a hot weather like now.

In my opinion Artemis is better during winter time but in summer time I definitely prefer sitting outside at the pool and get tanned like I used to do at Oase.

[Sucker17]

I got ya!

The question is are you addicted to this forum or the FKKs or both, LOL

To be honest Nille, both!

[Nille Copenhagen]

Sorry AM, I just had to LOL when I read this as I was actually checking out the new pictures at the same time, while reading this post. Seems that it proves how addicted you can be to these damned FKKs!

I got ya!

The question is are you addicted to this forum or the FKKs or both, LOL

[Nille Copenhagen]

New pics up (along with the old) on Artemis' web site.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page...switch_lang=de

AM

Thanks AM.

The new pictures are badly photoshoped, like AMALIA standing on the bed, she looks like she has been cut out from another picture and pasted on the bed. And BRIGITTA who has lost some part of her left arm.

So some of the new pictures are weird, IMHO. They can do better than that.

[Sucker17]

New pics up (along with the old) on Artemis' web site.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page...switch_lang=de

AM

Sorry AM, I just had to LOL when I read this as I was actually checking out the new pictures at the same time, while reading this post. Seems that it proves how addicted you can be to these damned FKKs!

[Angus Magee]

New pics up (along with the old) on Artemis' web site.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page...switch_lang=de

AM

[Dr Jekyll]

Coming straight from the airport I hit Artemis around 21. 30 last Friday. Must have been more than half a year since my last visit. Anyhoo, the place wasn't as busy as I expected for a Friday night, but quite a number of hot girls. For me many new faces (and of course tits and asses and you-name-it) , and my all time favorite wasn't there (dang!). The only familiar girls I managed to spot were Nina, Marketa and Lecky.

Had made plans to meet up with London Traveller and we found each other after a while in the bar downstairs. Nice guy. A little bit later I thought what the hell I'd better just as well start things up with Nina before she disappears from my radar so we went for half an hour in one of the downstairs rooms. She is so beautiful and sweet, and the session was very relaxed and pleasant.

Anyway, later on after some relaxation, including a short walk to get some 'fresh air', I started looking for a lady who I met earlier by the pool. She was an extremely cute little girl with perfect face and body (young looking, slim and quite short, small tits, dark long wavy hair, very cute smile). I agreed with London Traveller that she must be tried out (now not sure about her name even though I ashed her, LT do you remember?). After a while I saw her going with a fella to the rooms downstairs, and then I couldn't find her despite searching for her for quite a while, hanging by the stairs hoping to grab her. So I gave up and approached a petit young Romanian girl with reddish colored hair instead. Her name was Antonia, and as I said she was small but not quite as skinny as some of the others with a beautiful round ass. Now don't get me wrong, she still has a small ass, but wow those buns! So we are talking very nice body here, white skin, lovely shaped natural breasts with gorgeous nipples. She was a bit cold and passive while waiting for a room and I began to think that all this was probably a mistake, but in the room she warmed up and was very friendly, and the session was good with lots of pussy / ass licking. Phew, that ass and super smooth pussy (most girls shave, but this was definitely a brazilian)! I was happy.

Then I recovered for an hour or so still looking for that über-cute girl. Couldn't find her now either so ended up picking Lecky. Lecky is a really small thai girl that I have sessioned with once before. All the rooms were taken so she suggested one of the round beds in the main lounge and I said ok why not. First a quick oil massage, and then we had very intense sex in various positions for the rest of the half hour, both of us making an awful lot of noise towards the end which was kind of fun given our location among all the other guests. She was really very enthusiastic, and the experience I rate one of my best yet at Artemis!

After paying Lecky and kissing he goodbye I had a shower and some time in the sauna and then went up for a cigarette in the bar (time was probably around 3 am). Now the girl-of-my-dreams I was hunting for earlier suddenly re-surfaced. But it was too late, I was very tired and quite satisfied with my three sessions so I never approached her. Now back home again I regret it of course! Some day maybe, some day.

[Angus Magee]

Apologies for blurring lines on the Artemis Forum.

Ditto-personally I would probably chose Oase over Palace were it me. Unless the trip out to Oase puts you off. But really it is not that bad and easily handled even on public transit.

AM

[Rocketboy0]

May thanks for your advice. Seems like the Palace is both the biggest club and the one that gives the highest quality in this business. Probably I'll go for three or four days late August and maybe there can be a day left to visit one of the other clubs in the Frankfurt region.

Apologies for blurring lines on the Artemis Forum. Not sure about the biggest or best (I like it a lot) , but you should study the Palace Forum for all the details. Just keep an eye on when Frankfurt is back from summer holidays (good as more girls will be around) and when are the big trade fairs Messen (not so good as hotels get tight and it can be crowded).

We Berliners were remarking the other day how sometimes the Palace forum gets a little overheated compared to our friendly, sophisticated, nurturing zone. But as a mature man, you will keep your wits about you I am sure. The key is to just take it slow, and not get taken, which as you have found even in Artemis, can of course happen. Just discuss all in a charming, romantic way up front, be clear on expectations, and you'll be fine. All this so-called sharking stuff way overblown, and the 5 times or so I have been to the Palace have all been great.

Oase Forum worth a look as well. I have always been underwhelmed by the women there over several years of trying, (a taste thing as I like fuller slightly older German women) but others swear by it (esp. If you like young E & SE European things). Some find their service better. I really don't but that's just me. Maybe I just choose more carefully, or I have lower expectations, or my skills at cunnilingus melt all hearts. But Oase surely worth a day's visit, just because in summer, the garden and pool are great.

If you do manage a cheap flight, sometimes you can rent from Sixt those tiny Smart cars which are great for buzzing around the Rhine-Mein area (a navigator does help finding Oase) where as the Palace is easy. Not so enviro but you can save a lot of time. Look forward to your reports in the future and should you return to Berlin, let us know. RB

[Nestor X]

Sounds like you had a fine and representative time, and have the right attitude. Du ska âker til FKK Palace i Frankfurt! Or somasak like that? RB

May thanks for your advice. Seems like the Palace is both the biggest club and the one that gives the highest quality in this business. Probably I'll go for three or four days late August and maybe there can be a day left to visit one of the other clubs in the Frankfurt region.

[Rocketboy0]

Then it was done. My visit at Artemis both met and exceeded my high expectations. The only question is. Where should I go next?

Sounds like you had a fine and representative time, and have the right attitude. Du ska âker til FKK Palace i Frankfurt! Or somasak like that? RB

[Henio]

Spider? I thought it was a scorpion, LOL. I guess I'm getting old too. She told me she's 21 and 178cm tall. She's one of my favorite at Artemis (off my small sample size) and I had a great time with her.

Hehe, She said she was 22 in 2006.

[Nestor X]

Then it was done. My visit at Artemis both met and exceeded my high expectations. I arrived in Berlin with my car on Wednesday and spent Thursday morning and early afternoon biking around in the city as a regular tourist on my little folding bike before I arrived Artemis at four o'clock with two beers and a small green pill inside. Already at the reception I were astonished man. There was many pretty girls around all nude or very barely dressed with small hip pieces that still showed everything that could be displayed. After some hour you become very used to the nudity and can relax somewhat. Further in the story I placed my valuables in a lockable deposit box, undressed, took a shower and put on a bathrobe together with slippers made of plastic. I then went to the lounge or the smoking room, which is the connecting point in this house of business. The plan was to take stock and check out the girls that were there. Got some suggestions immediately but said that I'd never been there before and wanted to digest the impressions first. It did not last so many minutes before a young Spanish girl Paula made suggestions, and after some negotiation, we agreed. My claim is not that great, I wanted some GFE with kissing and caressing. It was not really to be that way. Paula who has both nice body and looks good in every way had only one interest: to attract me to come as quickly as possible and treated me as an object more than as a lover. She thought I was an annoying man who made her nervous because I talked too much and did not concentrate enough on the sex. She refused to kiss me and to look into my eyes during the act. Of course she didn't succeed in making me come so but being polite I told her I was happy even without coming to ejaculation so I told her that I was there to fuck more girls then her. No hard feelings at all. Paid her the € 60 fee and after some time in the sauna and shower, I went into the lounge again.

Had a cup of coffee there and then a real stunner with a fleeting smiled towards me in the mirror. We started talking a little loose, and after some negotiation, we went up to the room and one of the most wonderful experiences I had in my fairly long life. Sandy is her name from Romania claims to be 22 years but probably two or three years older but that is not visible. She is simply gorgeous with a pair of magnificent eyes in a really pretty face and a slender fresh body to it. The breasts are not large but very well formed. She seemed easy to talk to so I decided right away that this was not enough for half an hour so now would be a full hour and she was totally on. She fussed talented and exaggerated somewhat about how big my dick was, but I always considered myself to be a very ordinary man. However, one can lick up everything when feeling hungry. First she gave me massage for ten minutes and then started the coolest sexual experience I had for many years. She did everything in all positions cheerfully and with a smile, she sucked my dick without a rubber and played with it. There was kissing and cuddling with full eye contact, both directly and in the mirror. When fifteen minutes of the hour was left I wanted to get my orgasm, but it seemed like the green pill turned me into a very steadfast man but unable to fire the load. In all cases, with joint efforts, we managed to get me come in a really big orgasm with just a few minutes left and then I felt like a wrung-out washcloth. But we were happy and satisfied and went down to the deposits where I paid her € 120 as the tariff says and gave her another € 20 bonus for a work well done. Thanks Sandy you should always be in my memory and my heart. Whenever I am thinking about you my cock start twitching.

Well now the time was almost half past eight at night, and I intended to get even an end but realized I needed a few hours of rest before I gathered myself physically and could engage in more sexual exercises. So I went for some relaxing time, took a shower and a spent some time in the sauna with a little swim in the small pool. Proposals came all the time but I explained that it would take time before I could get to it. At nine o'clock, I took another little pill and received a proposal from another of these incredibly beautiful and pretty girls. This one named Susie or Suzy maybe. Told her that I was very interested but needed some more time and she would come back after half an hour but she was nowhere to be found any more and I got interest in another girl who also disappeared before I could make contact. But when I sit there in despair, a blonde with a huge smile arrives and sits down with me. She says that she is Russian, but has been in Germany for many years. She's not that young rather somewhere around the thirties, I guess. She also tells me her name is Ella. Ella's body is fine. She's not so tall but with a pretty well-shaped body. She looks overall really nice with fine not to big breast and a cute face with very nice eyes. This girls both has looks and brains as well. She has a tattoo on her lower back but it does not disturb me at all. This girl is a super professional and to get a better blowjob then she did to me, I think you must go to a gay man who knows how it feels. She is also a very positive and happy person. Would love to have her as a girlfriend. Although Ella did everything to my satisfaction and I was thinking of extending with another half an hour to get a stylish finish but now I began to feel worn out as I'm almost a senior citizen a bit over 60 years old so I told her that I had a most pleasant time with her and it it was time for me break up and go back to my hotel. So I got rid of another 60 € plus 10 €, and even though I did not come this time, I think I got full value for the allowance.

Summary of my visit to Artemis. With a positive attitude and fearlessness to show and be proud of your nude body and with the help of a little pill you can get a fresh start here in your erotic life here. Real stunners that like here in my country Sweden almost are eager to accuse you for sexual harassment if you just look at them are eager to satisfy your needs in these wonderful clubs in Germany at a reasonable price. The only question is. Where should I go next?