FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Kimino]

Can you get a real drink at Artemis. Like a. Double scotch, or is it just those overexpensive 10 euro- beers?

This is one area where Palace (Fra) beats Artemis 10-0. I had a couple of great cocktalis there.

As Charlie, I always get shorts at Artemis. Where shorts is literal.

I would spend 15euro but give ma a decent quantity and a f... real glass.

I find this really disturbing. Well, probably not disturbing enough.

Ciao!

[Charlie 123]

Can you get a real drink at Artemis. Like a. Double scotch, or is it just those overexpensive 10 euro- beers?

I drink shorts all the time at Artemis, despite the outrageous cost. A tiny measure of vodka, whisky, gin etc costs one drinks ticket = 10E. Champagne is available only by the bottle@150E per.

As Angus says, Artemis is not a good place to go for a drink.

Charlie

[Angus Magee]

Can you get a real drink at Artemis. Like a. Double scotch, or is it just those overexpensive 10 euro- beers?

They serve beer, champagne and mixed drinks (vodka tonic, screwdriver etc.) so I guess you could order a scotch. If the scotch is any good or if a double would cost €20 I can not really say. Artemis is not the place to go drinking that is a certainty.

AM

[WreckDiver]

No I would do my drinking outside Artemis over price is just the one of many problems with drinking at Artemis.

[Cryo73]

Can you get a real drink at Artemis. Like a. Double scotch, or is it just those overexpensive 10 euro- beers?

[Charlie 123]

Thursday 3rd, both with girls I'd had before.

Firstly Mary, Romanian, early 20's, blond, long straight hair, pendulous naturals, pretty girl, speaks good English. Previously I had seen her twice, both times late in the evening when I was very tired, resulting in two very mediocre sessions. This time was a quantum improvement. Great GFE, DFK, DATY. 69, etc. Slow and passionate and very wet! 90 minute session, terrific fun.

Gabicza, Hungarian, early 20's, small with shapely figure and huge tits (for her frame). Lovely girl. I know her well. First time I'd been with her in many months, a super reacquaintance. Recommended.

Charlie

[Angus Magee]

1. It totally sucks that this forum removes the ability to edit within minutes or hours of posting. As I'm a member of other groups that use vBulletin, I know that this is under Jackson's control. If you're reading this, Jackson, please consider giving more time to clean up our work.

As I understand it it has to do with the auto editing that can also screw up your post by changing abbreviations and adding unwanted capitalizations etc.

I also believe that Jackson has all this turned on in an attempt to prevent such things as phone numbers and email addresses from being posted in the forum. As there is no, or very little, live moderation these things might be needed. Myself I try to write my longer reports in a text editing program and proof before posting. But there have been times when I did want to go back and edit. Oh well.

AM

[Kimino]

A small addendum to my post of last night re: Artemis:

1. It totally sucks that this forum removes the ability to edit within minutes or hours of posting. As I'm a member of other groups that use vBulletin, I know that this is under Jackson's control. If you're reading this, Jackson, please consider giving more time to clean up our work.

If I can add something, there's also a nice plugin that will allow users to read the forum on smartphones more easily (at least on iphones).

Just in case.

Kimino

[Regnad]

A small addendum to my post of last night re: Artemis:

1. It totally sucks that this forum removes the ability to edit within minutes or hours of posting. As I'm a member of other groups that use vBulletin, I know that this is under Jackson's control. If you're reading this, Jackson, please consider giving more time to clean up our work.

2. I don't know how many girls I spoke with yesterday, certainly 15, maybe 25. All but one was at least functional, if not fluent, in English.

[Regnad]

well, what a day, my maiden voyage to artemis. a few thoughts before i begin my travelogue through a wide world of female pulchritude.

1. artemis is by far the cleanest, best tended, best kept club i've ever visited.

2. i was there on a thursday from 1-8 pm, *though out of the public eye from 5-6 and 7-8, which is to say that i never got to see much of the evening shift. i've never had the privilege of saying "no thank" to so many beautiful women in one day. the lineup was quite something to behold.

3. the girls are, by and large, more sales oriented than in the other clubs i've visited. not pushy, mind you, but friendly and outgoing. my company was sought quite regularly, and there were quite a few boys on hand as well.

4. there was almost no public displays of affection here, quite different from my experience in other clubs i've visited, all in hessen or nrw.

fatima, from slovakia. she approached me, quite attractive and affectionate and while i had barely arrived, she managed to get me interested quite a bit before i was ready, so i sent her away after some fifteen minutes of couch snuggling. she had a bit of trouble taking "later" for an answer. libidinous character that i am, i went looking for her quite shortly thereafter. what followed was on ok session, far short of fabulous. i'm an affection hound and dfk is quite necessary for me to stay excited. while that was on the menu, it lacked passion and conviction.

back on the floor, the lineup seemed to weaken as the afternoon progressed. my sense is that all the other boys liked the same girls i *did and they were kept steadily busy.

around toward 4:30, i spotted a young lady at the bar and, after ogling for a bit, went up to draw her attention. we chatted a bit, my attention growing, when she suggested that i take her and her friend off to a room. now the friend had my attention as well. in reply, i declined but said i'd be happy to vanish with one of them."who," she said."i dunno; it's a pretty tough choice." i hemmed, i hawed, i hemmed a bit more and, looking her in the eye, i said,"you." we chatted a bit more before i finally leaned over to kiss her. she stopped me and asked that i wait until we got to more private quarters. she went on to say that she would, but likes to reserve that right and, therefore, chose to withhold said form of affection from public view.

josephine, from germany. the door closed, the towels spread, the robe and shoes rep001tered about the room, we climbed the bed from opposite sides and walked on knees toward each other. our bodies upright the bed, we put our arms around each other and quickly started kissing warmly and passionately."ok," sez i to myself," this is going to take an hour." what followed was heavenly. one solid hour. 60 (count 'them, sixty) minutes, of sweet tender passionate lovemaking. i've been with at least a couple of hundred women in my time, even married three of 'them, and josephine's oral skill has her certainly in the top 10, maybe the top 5. she's small and slight, with a magnificent hourglass shape and a fine fine superfine rear, a delight for a man with the behind in mind. i'm going to guess she's in her early to mid thirties. she's not a girl, she's a woman. and she makes love just like a woman. *

back on the floor at 6, it's off to dinner. and then back to the floor. i've only burned an hour and a half of my two hour budget, but i'm done for the day. after josephine anything else would be anticlimactic. as i stroll past the bar, i find myself accosted by a terribly fetching young woman, short blond hair, and vivacious from head to toe. we're laughing and joking, i finally tell her that i was done for the day until she came along. i do tell her, though, that i really need to wait until 7 to recharge.

diana, a scorpio from romania. well, she was quite fabulous though my body was a bit less than willing to cooperate. the kissing was more than acceptable and the eye contact throughout brought joy to an old man's heart. i just adore gazing deeply into a young woman's eyes as we're making sweet sweet music with one another. some twenty minutes in, my throbbing member quite a bit less than throbbing, she decides it's time for her to perform another round of oral gymnastics, which she does as well as nadia comaneci did the other kind. well, she gets a rise out of me and as the half hour winds down, i ask her, only half-believing the words coming out of my mouth, to fetch another condom. we play some more push-me, pull-you until i've burned the last calorie available.

i finally take my leave of artemis, giving josephine, diana, and the club itself an enthusiastic three thumbs up.

note: this report was typed on an ipad by one very tired human. please forgive any typos; i'm normally more careful, but i wanted to get this up while it's still fresh in my memory. now i lay me down to sleep. if only i could wake in the morning and see josephine lying there next to me.

[Angus Magee]

I won't be back to Artemis until Janine goes.

Schade. I am sure the girls will be very disappointed.

[Charlie 123]

I won't be back to Artemis until Janine goes.

Please elaborate. Who is Janine and what's the story? Sorry if this has been covered previously, in which case I must have missed it.

[Nooky Ninja]

Still "too many dicks in the house" for my taste.

This would make a great title for an autobiography.

I have no respect for an establishment that allows a confidence trickster to roam loose and just prey on the customers. In fact it doesn't hurt only the guys: it hurts the other women who are just trying to do a good job and provide enjoyment for all, but lose business through involuntary association with the dregs. And if you get several Janines, then what develops is a gang culture where fools rush in and (sexy) angels fear to tread. I won't be back to Artemis until Janine goes.

The Sheriff in the movie Blazing Saddles, when he was out numbered and out gunned, put his revolver to his head and told the banditos: "No one move or I'll shoot myself".

[The Limey]

it was a quiet afternoon at the club. yet still "too many dicks in the house" for my taste.

not expecting a lot of action right away, i spent a few minutes in the girls' video training room, then went upstairs. i was looking for an old favourite of mine called lina (leena) from hungary but wasn't very optimistic. the sauna was empty (the one with the sign banning horses and hard-ons) , so i popped in for a quiet read. occasionally i would peek through the glass door at the ladies strutting by. there was a slim brunette who caught my attention: no older than 20, body like a stretched bedsheet, and dressed as nature intended. when she put her hand on the doorknob, i just thought,"oh come on, you girls never come in here." she went on walking for a bit, then returned and pulled the door open a bit. and now i was thinking,"no, you are not dragging me out of here before i've finished this chapter." she seemed quite indecisive. without looking at me, she closed the door, and went walking again. then a few seconds later, she came back, opened the door all the way, and came inside all the way. then she calmly put her towel down, and sat on it.

we were the only ones in there. to cover up my embarrassment (and not being able to cover up anything else) i started some chit-chat with her. apparently we had chatted a few times before. she asked me what i was reading. it was just a book of vulgar phrases which i was studying to help complete my german language education. she said she had thought i was a serious type. she asked to see the book, so i handed it over. it turned out she was moldovan and her german was no better than mine. i realized it would be only polite to go and sit next to her and "point out" some items for her, for example "möpse" (puppies) and "igelnasen" (hedgehog noses). my hair was matted with sweat. rivulets were running down her breasts. she was getting quite interested in the book and offered to buy it from me. however, she would not accept my price of 60 euros. already the heat was too intense. boiling sweat was pouring into my eyes. even worse, a gaggle of italians were squeezing in the door, arrived for a bit of sightseeing. it was all too much. i knew i had to get out of that room before i exploded. i ran out. into the hot shower. a few moments later, damn! the moldovan girl followed me in. what a tight body! the funny thing is she never asked me to take her to a zimmer. all she had to do was tap me and i would have zimmered her right there and then! but she just preened herself. and disappeared.

just then i ran into lina, as beautiful as ever. i quickly agreed to a rendezvous. lina was quite wet and her nipples seemed to be connected to her clit by an imaginary steel wire. while not as magical as our first meeting, it was a pretty hot session.

back in the fray, i was dismayed to see that janine, the tall black-haired girl, has been let back into the club and is basically plying her trade as merrily as ever. how many guys have been fleeced by her since my sad experience? how many more complaints will it take before the management decides to put an end to her plunder?

sorry. i love the women of artemis, i love its potential to be great, but i have no respect for an establishment that allows a confidence trickster to roam loose and just prey on the customers. in fact it doesn't hurt only the guys: it hurts the other women who are just trying to do a good job and provide enjoyment for all, but lose business through involuntary association with the dregs. and if you get several janines, then what develops is a gang culture where fools rush in and (sexy) angels fear to tread.

i won't be back to artemis until janine goes.

[Charlie 123]

Well just read the ISG Berlin Forum (no. 668). Or Angus Magee (a.k.a. dass Dude) 's blog. You are a few minutes' walk from van Kampen, and Royal, Kamilla Dee all relatively close by. It's all there, a few keystrokes away.

Spot on.

Look at berlin-intim. De as well. A very useful resource.