FKK Artemis - Berlin

[The Limey]

Are these girls trained that most guys are just passing through and want to try many different girls? This is not the case in Brazil where the girl thinks you are now her property and she should be the only girl in the terma to session with you.

In Artemis there are several girls who act like I am their property and get mad at me if I don't submit to their pleasure. I mean it always amazes me that a girl will screw 20 guys in a day and yet expect me to be everlastingly true to her.

[Simpleminded]

Today is my last day here until I come back for one night about a week from now. I was going to change some money but I found out that the money exchange places were closed because of Father's Day. I got some money out of the ATM instead. For Father's Day Artemis is having a barbeque with steak and free beer. I got there around 7pm and now I am starting to see the usual faces. In fact my face has become recognizable to some girls because they remember me turning them down so they don't come by. That's okay with me. I see Becky and talk with her a bit. She was about to leave in a little bit and didn't even inquire if I was going to repeat. I also saw Audrey and she came over but also did not push the issue. She knew tonight was my last night and she was leaving at midnight. I told her I would see her before she leaves. I don't know if she thought it meant I would session with her. I also saw Maggie again and she did not push for a session. Are these girls trained that most guys are just passing through and want to try many different girls? This is not the case in Brazil where the girl thinks you are now her property and she should be the only girl in the terma to session with you.

Speaking of Brazil, there were two girls from Brazil who came over who I did not see the other days. One was Anita and I didn't get the other one's name. Anita almost looked Indian to me and she actually had a rather thin ass unlike most Brazilian girls.

I saw only one new blonde today but she did not really do it for me. I decided to take Maggie again because she was really good and I hoped she would let me take some pics. Well, she was very good again but she did not let me take pics.

After that I went downstairs for the barbeque. It was basically a guy cooking steaks and bratwurst? The free beer was all gone and there were no side dishes. I would have actually preferred the regular dinner they have.

After that I looked around and didn't see anyone else I really wanted to do so I figured I should leave early and get ready for my flight in the morning. I left around 10pm.

[Simpleminded]

London Traveler,

I am kidding about thinking that I am the only guy that the girl has been with that night. I have talked to some girls who told me that they make between 300 and 1000 euros a day. I'm sure they don't get that kind of money from just chatting up the guys in the FKK. Still, this whole club is fantasy so part of my fantasy is that I don't actually see her go with any of the 10 guys she had before me that day. If I see her go with a guy, it kind of ruins the plausable deniability I had in my mind. It doesn't mean I won't still go with her.

Lukasek, I don't have a lot of experience in the Frankfurt FKKs but I have to say that there is a much greater mix of girls in Artemis that what I saw in Frankfurt in October. In Frankfurt it seemed like there was 70% Romanian and bulgarian. Here there seems to be girls from everywhere. So far I talked to girls from Poland, Czech Republic, Hungary, Germany, Ghana, Spain, Bulgaria, Romania, Colombia, Croatia, and a girl from Romania pretending to be from Spain.

[Eros74]

Simpleminded,

Thanks for your report, I think you should report more often than you do.

So what do you think about Artemis after been there 3 times in 3 days? Better than the FKK in Frankfurt?

And even more. Are you going to to like FKK more than termas in Rio?

[London Traveller]

I like to believe that I am the only one they did that night.

Are you SURE that FKK clubs are the right place for you?

[Simpleminded]

On Wednesday I got to Artemis around 7pm. While I was hanging out drinking my beer in the parking lot of the Westkreuz train station, I noticed a German looking girl leaving the station walking out of the parking lot. She looked like a normal girl with glasses long brown hair, and had tights or spandex pants which showed off her larger than usual ass. Not bad for a regular girl I thought. Could she be going to Artemis? No, I don't think so, she is carrying a small shopping bag and a purse. She actually reminded me of a German girl from Oase that I never got the chance to session with. A little thick all around. Well she had a bit of a head start on me but I finished my beer and started heading for Artemis. I walk very fast and I caught up with her by the tire store. When she heard or noticed me she kind of gave me a surprised or a little worried look like maybe I was going to steal her purse or something. Anyway I pass right by her and head to Artemis. As I am just finishing up at the front desk, who comes in behind me but the German girl.

I think to myself I want to see what she looks like naked.

So inside the bar I am looking for this girl but I don't see her. I get tempted by Virginia the tall blonde from Hungary. She has a great body but is taller than I usually like. I see Maggie and she says 'you are here again? You have seen nothing of Berlin'. She is right. I sessioned with her Monday and I saw her Tuesday but didn't take her. It was not very busy and I did not see Gracie or anybody from yesterday that looked doable to me. I was thinking that I should just do Maggie. Then this blonde comes and sits next to me at the bar to order a drink. She is wearing one of those bikinis that connects the top and the bottom piece with some kind of design over her stomach. It is very sexy. She has slightly wavy blonde hair, not straight which I prefer but I can look past that. She tells me her name is Audrey and is 25 years old 163cm from Hungary. She looks barely 18. She even has braces which reminds me of many of the girls in Brazil. She said she has been working here for 3 months and that she works 10 days here and goes home for 10 days. I tell her let's go and she leads me downstairs to a room with a curtain for a door next to the kino. She has a great little body like Maggie. Se started to kiss me and it turned into DFK. That is the first time I got that from an FKK girl. Her BBBJ was great and she was great all around. Oh, except for the part where I asked her if I can take some pictures. She was very surprised and said that no one can bring cameras and cell phones. I tried to tell her it's no big deal and she can cover her face but she did not want to do it.

After that I went to eat a little but I was hoping to find another girl after I recharge. I hit the sauna for a while then headed up to the bar. I saw the German girl from the train station and she saw me but did not come over. She is kind of bottom heavy. I think she may be like a part timer. Does anyone know her? Around 10:30 I see Maggie across the bar and I figure I should take her but then I see her leaving with a guy. I don't really want to wait knowing she will have just finished with another guy a few minutes ago. I like to believe that I am the only one they did that night. I guess I don't want to see how the bratwurst is made. So I go have another plate of food and leave by 11pm. Thursday is father's day at Artemis with a barbeque and free beer. I have to do Maggie again and possibly find one other one before I leave Berlin Friday morning.

Hey Limey: I am sure I know who barbie frankenstein is. She is blonde with very fat collagen lips and a big lopsided breast job with tattoos on her left arm. She looks like she got all her plastic surgery at Walmart.

[The Limey]

The Romanian princess Adelina is mad at me. I'm not sure why. Perhaps she noticed me glancing at the uncovered ankles of some other lady. Jealousy is an insane monster.

To tell the truth, yesterday I finally added the famous Ella (affectionately known as Barbie-Frankenstein on the German forums) to my list of conquests. I'm afraid I must have looked and sounded a bit star-struck, as I did everything short of taking her autograph. The session turned out to be OK but not great as she was a bit too professional.

Afterwards I was chatting to another girl for half an hour. I felt we really connected at a deep level. I told her things I had never told anyone. The thing is, I asked her her name at the beginning, and I was so bedazzled that by the end of the conversation I had completely forgotten it. You know the feeling, really embarrassing if I meet her again. She had gorgeous long pussy lips in front, real snug-like, with brown skin around but not too brown, sort of like mixed race. Surely somebody must know her name? She could be the One for me.

[Eros74]

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As for Wednesday I am already wondering what I should do. Should I take Gracie or repeat with Maggie (and get some pics) or maybe there is some other blondes I didn't see yet.

Nice when even on the third day on same place, there is still what to do. I hope I will visit Artemis asap. You make me curious. Have fun and waiting for your third report

[Angus Magee]

Angus Magee: Your train video was very helpful. I think you should make more of them. I have some ideas: Videos of how to get to the local brothels since many of them are probably not out in the open. You can do this worldwide. I know many mongers would love a video tour of Bubba Boy's guide to casas in Rio. Or what about a video on how to negotiate and not get ripped off by a freelancer..

I do have the whole series on my blog, including most of the more popular bordellos.

http://www.angusmagee.com/?cat=70

At the moment I have lost my video camera as the person from whom I was borrowing needed it back.

As for world wide-Sign me up. I would dearly love to do a tour detailing with other local experts the ins and outs of various scenes. If you or anyone wants to finance such a venture contact me and we can talk.

AM

[Ceaston]

Ah, now I can see it as well.

Yeah, I know I failed providing names as I wasn't exactly thinking straight in there. Rookie mistake I guess.

Next time will be better on all levels!

[Angus Magee]

I wrote an extended description of my adventure at Artemis (Sunday night) yesterday but I guess it didn't pass the moderators for some reason..

Is this not your report?

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1160846

As a new member your posts will always be delayed by up to 12 hours, maybe more.

In any case, thanks for the report. In future maybe try to include some names as the purpose of the forum (one of them) is to give useful information. While we all love to read about your fucking, a few names would elevate the report to a level that can actually be of use to your fellow mongers.

AM

[Simpleminded]

On Tuesday I rented a bike and rode all over Berlin so I was pretty tired. I also got a sunburn on my arms. I didn't plan on staying at Artemis too long. I got there around 8pm and although the parking lot was filled with BMWs and a few Audis, the inside had less guys than Monday. There seemed to be more girls or at least more of the blondes that I'm always on the lookout for. I was expecting that I would do a repeat with Maggie and maybe get her to let me take some pictures.

I had some nice blondes come up to me and while I did not go with any of them right away, I ranked them in my mind. A girl named Gracie from Bulgaria looked pretty good to me. She is a definite possibility. A very tall girl named Jane or Jana from somewhere in Germany was pretty hot but a little too tall. Then a girl named Becky came by. She was from Berlin and was a blonde with very white skin. She said she was 174cm and said she was 30 but didn't look it. I think that is around 5'9' to 5'10 which is usually taller than I like but I had a good feeling about her. I took her to the room and right away I asked if I could take some pictures. She didn't want to so I told her she could hide her face. She agreed to that and said not to put it on the internet. This is the first time I got pictures of a girl in an FKK. I never tried before because everyone said you would get in big trouble for doing it.

She was wearing a black half shirt and black high heels which she kept on the whole time. It was a nice touch and highlighted how light her skin was. She did a very good BBBJ and was slow and made sure to lick my balls too. I had a very good time with her and got a chance to fulfill my fantasty of banging one of the nice natural looking, but hot local blonde German girls.

After that I had some dinner at the monger refueling station. It was pork chops, meatballs, rice, and baked potatoes. It was still pretty good but I see how if you go there often enough you may grow to not rate the food very highly. I left around 10:30 and got back to my hotel by 11:15 with no problems getting lost on the train.

As for Wednesday I am already wondering what I should do. Should I take Gracie or repeat with Maggie (and get some pics) or maybe there is some other blondes I didn't see yet.

Angus Magee: Your train video was very helpful. I think you should make more of them. I have some ideas: Videos of how to get to the local brothels since many of them are probably not out in the open. You can do this worldwide. I know many mongers would love a video tour of Bubba Boy's guide to casas in Rio. Or what about a video on how to negotiate and not get ripped off by a freelancer.

Linus the app you mentioned sounds great. Unfortunately, I don't have an android phone or even a regular dumb phone here.

[The Limey]

Since I read that beer is 10 euros in Artemis, I got a. 5 L bottle of Becks at the Westkreuz train station for 2 euros and just drank it on the walk over.

Plus the alcohol at Artemis sucks. I got a vodka with orange and they put about One Drop of vodka it. A very small drop.

So yes, the best idea is to arrive jolly.

I made the mistake of sticking around until about 1am.

Not all your fault. After midnight many Sirens will approach you and beg you, Just! One! More! Shot! In the Hole! It's a stubborn man who does not meet his end washed up on the rocks.

[Linus Van Pelt]

Learn the train schedules.

Just as generic information, I use a very helpful free Android phone application "Öffi. Public Transport Buddy", that gives you realtime information about all lines in Berlin (and in most Germany and Europe cities) , giving you very clear graphical timetables and trip planning.

Android mobile phones users can take advantage of it in such a situations. Hope it helps.

[Ceaston]

I wrote an extended description of my adventure at Artemis (Sunday night) yesterday but I guess it didn't pass the moderators for some reason.

Well, it was a fun and weird experience but overall it was very pleasant. My next time there will probably be a lot better, and I can hardly wait.