FKK Artemis - Berlin

[PayForIt]

I understand the sentiment. So I went on the website and for sure it says that sex is only possible if you make a booking. But none of the girls are pictures so how on earth does anyone know (1) who to select, and (2) if they will be working the day / night you arrive. Tells me that in reality you can "book" in the club.

I called the club and had it confirmed that you make the "appointment" at the reception with the girl when you have chosen. Also although the website says there is no drink consumption this is not correct. The bar is closed but the staff will serve drinks.

[PayForIt]

That's not all that appealing. May just stick to visiting a few bars and trying my charm on the locals. So that would be returning home alone and horny.

I understand the sentiment. So I went on the website and for sure it says that sex is only possible if you make a booking. But none of the girls are pictures so how on earth does anyone know (1) who to select, and (2) if they will be working the day / night you arrive. Tells me that in reality you can "book" in the club.

[The Cane]

I love Berlin as a city the most in Germany!

OK Mr. Ho I get it, but have you ever been to Munich? As far as cities go, in Germany I like Munich the best, and there is also one good FKK there. That would be FKK Sunshine: https://ks.fkk-sunshine.de/index.php/de/. One of my funniest sessions ever happened there. I was having anal sex with a hot Romanian girl and she says (in heavy, heavy, heavy Romanian accent), "I want to feel the pressure of your sperm inside my butt hole! Please release the pressure of your sperm inside my butt hole"! LOLOLOL! Was everything I could do to not explode with laughter. I did manage to maintain my composure though. And instead exploded the pressure of my sperm inside of her Romanian butt hole.

[SimonSays911]

Sorry to go back to real info. BZ article in German about expectations of actual scene (sort of) https://www.bz-berlin.de/berlin/char...ln-vom-artemis. Ninja like how journalist got action photo in room. Choice assignment after years in Afghanistan?

Hmm, thanks for that.

That's not all that appealing. May just stick to visiting a few bars and trying my charm on the locals. So that would be returning home alone and horny.

[Mr Ho]

Just say you have a girlfriend in Berlin? Then at least they won't think you are gay. Something Berlin is also very famous for.

Berlin is most liberal city I know! At least legally and in western world!

Some emerging nations has more freedom, but that is all illegal, but Berlin, FKK etc are all legal and people there seems to be very liberal thinking and friendly people! Germans often says Berlin is not Germany due to Berliner people and their extreme freedom way of mindset and attitude toward things!

I love Berlin as a city the most in Germany!

[Pistons]

Just say you have a girlfriend in Berlin? Then at least they won't think you are gay. Something Berlin is also very famous for.

[Mr Ho]

Humanitarians without borders!

Saviors of the poor damsels in distress!

We need to create an NGO for these efforts.

If UN not going to save Romanian and German FKK girls, we going to save them LOL!

[Alessandro527]

Sorry to go back to real info. BZ article in German about expectations of actual scene (sort of) https://www.bz-berlin.de/berlin/char...ln-vom-artemis. Ninja like how journalist got action photo in room. Choice assignment after years in Afghanistan?

I hope that guy's wife is not reading this forum.

[Nooky Ninja]

Sorry to go back to real info. BZ article in German about expectations of actual scene (sort of) https://www.bz-berlin.de/berlin/char...ln-vom-artemis. Ninja like how journalist got action photo in room. Choice assignment after years in Afghanistan?

[Gino02]

In a way, we are the united colors of investors for Romanian lower class or German lower class etc LOL! We are even committed to fly in to help, we are borderless LOL!

Humanitarians without borders!

Saviors of the poor damsels in distress!

We need to create an NGO for these efforts.

[Rambambinoz]

I guess you think about the IFA messe?

Do you need excuses to tell the Artemis girls?

"I am here to fuck", what is wrong with that one?.

Haha no it's my family members that will get suspicious why I keep going to Berlin when there isn't anything on.

I don't know the name of the convention, but this time last year the club was really quiet and they were expecting it to be busy because of the convention. Apparently the management became aware of some negative forum reports and told the ladies to fix up. I only had maybe 2 mediocre sessions the previous year but the rest were good after that. Only concern was the line up getting worse, and that's before all the covid measures.

[Blue Swede]

Normally at this time of year there'd be some kind of electronics convention, quite a few of the Artemis ladies would ask me if I'd come to Berlin for that. Stuck for excuses now. Only a certain number of times I can say that I'm visiting a friend and it's quite suspicious that I keep visiting Berlin.

I guess you think about the IFA messe?

Do you need excuses to tell the Artemis girls?

"I am here to fuck", what is wrong with that one? .

[Alessandro527]

Tbh, the medical aspect is only one part of it. Being a family guy, if I am unfortunate enough to catch Covid then it is a risk not only from a personal health pov but also spreading to others and then having to explain how and where I may have contacted it. But much more practically, I need a whole bunch of things in place before I can travel to fkks. Smooth, zero hassle travel, hotels and all other issues sorted out, no quarantines of any kind whatsoever. Also, some specific things like business travel back to normal, conferences, need to visit clients, business meets etc in place. I need an excuse to visit Europe. At the moment, we are all wfh. My spouse knows my colleagues, knows there is no business travel and that no face to face meets are happening and all that. Family at my home can hear my Webex calls and Teams meets. Until this changes and life returns to some normalcy, making an escape to Europe would be challenging. We will see. I am very inventive in this department and have a variety of tricks and ways to cover my tracks and have not been caught yet while doing this for several years but this current weirdness is definitely a challenge.

Would you like to share with us some of those tricks?

My girlfriend doesn't like that I am travelling all the time from Milano to Germany. Haha.

[Mr Ho]

I like your thinking Ho. Even if I get into a relationship, which is very unlikely, I can still do the business trips like Pessimist where I will be giving charitable business to the needy FKK girls and in turn to their families and pimps, for my dick's very important trips to those girls' pussies and mouths. That's me being very honest to myself and my future ex wife or girlfriend LOL!

In a way, we are the united colors of investors for Romanian lower class or German lower class etc LOL! We are even committed to fly in to help, we are borderless LOL!

[Rambambinoz]

Normally at this time of year there'd be some kind of electronics convention, quite a few of the Artemis ladies would ask me if I'd come to Berlin for that. Stuck for excuses now. Only a certain number of times I can say that I'm visiting a friend and it's quite suspicious that I keep visiting Berlin.