FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Buck Rogers]

I was at Artemis on February Thursday 18th in the afternoon. More men than average based on my experiences (my last visit was one year ago anyway) , so men were more than women but there was a nice girl selection indeed.

As usual I 'test' the girls in the kino area downstairs, where I usually get some foreplay plus blowjob before heading up to a room.

My encounters in brief were with:

Katriana: Russia (Siberia) , tall, blonde. Nice session. I would repeat.

Hellen: German, blonde, beautiful. Bad service though. I had a bad vibe but she was so good looking so I was weak. She was still like wood. I will never repeat and since I've had bad session with too many german girls now in the future I will try to avoid.

Carolina: Lituania, brown hair, not short herself as well. Good session, best of the day.

A girl from Spain, brown hair, blue eyes, she said it was her 22 birthday (well everyone spends their birthday as they wish). Not very customer oriented, bad blowjob (kind of handjob licking the top of the penis, even though the blowjob she did in the kino was better) , the rest not bad but I would not repeat.

So a mixed experience this time but I tend to remember the good encounters over the bad ones.

Sadly this is the second time I got a STD at Artemis. In 2007 I got a strong gonorrhea, this time it seems something more bland (still I have to do all the tests).

Cheers.

Buck

[Rocketboy0]

There is just too little information on the web sites, in fact nothing at all. I need a lot more info to feel secure about going. Also you gave me a site.But I found.

www.belamiberlin.de

Which seem to be the right one?

You're right-it's the second one. Sorry. Forgot there were 2. See how good you are at this. Anyway that one is pretty famous allegedly (Ben Afleck, Kevin Kosner, I bet Charley Sheen must have been there as well.). The Rascone was reviewed somewhere maybe in the Berlin site. But it's very old review and not so much detail. But all easy to reach. You'the be fine. Probably a lot less stress than Artemis. Anyway, let us know if and when.

[Norjan]

Norjan. Sent you all the websites, all easily within reach of Berlin's excellent transit system. All 15-20 min tops from city center. I should think 30 minutes would be enough to plan and you have three weeks yet. Plus they all look immaculately clean. You can do it; we working class stiffs are counting on you for some up to date reports.

There is just too little information on the web sites, in fact nothing at all. I need a lot more info to feel secure about going. Also you gave me the site.

www.belami-berlin.de

But I found.

www.belamiberlin.de

Which seem to be the right one? The sites represent two different clubs.

[Banner123]

Thursday 24th Feb.

I flew into a bitterly cold Berlin on business on Wednesday. I got my work finished pretty quickly so I was able to spend a few hours at the Artemis on Thursday.

I arrived around 15. 30 and there was a good sized crowd in probably 10 men to 20 women. After taking a walk around and having a nice sauna I decided to have my first session.

Petra (Bulgaria)

Petra sat beside me in the main bar and after a little chit-chat we headed upstairs. She is a reasonably pretty brunette with great tits I enquired about extras and as far as I could make out she only charges extra for anal or CIM. We had a fun session, she gave great head and was in no rush to get back downstairs after we finished. Possible repeat.

After a nice rest, some tea and cigarettes I was ready round 2.

Adrianna (Poland)

I spotted this stunning little blonde at the bar and hoped to catch her eye. She was throwing a bunch of pole-dancer poses; sticking her ass out, twirling on the spot and jiggling her amazing tits. I gave her a big smile during one of her twirls and she sashay'the over to me. We had a nice conversation, she was a real delight to talk to and we soon headed up stairs.

This was one of the best sessions I've ever had in Artemis. She is a beautiful young woman, amazing tits, long blonde hair, cute face and barely 5 foot tall when she kicks off her stripper shoes. She reminded me a lot of porn star Jasmine Rouge – we had a great time and the site of her bent over the bed while I take her from behind in a standing-doggie position will stay with me for long time. I felt my orgasm building and building and when it hit I was almost knocked off me feet. Superb. €20 tip on top of the standard €60. Money very well spent.

More relaxation, a swim and some food later and I was ready to go again. There were a couple of girls that kept catching my eye that I wanted to approach but everytime I was ready for action they were no where to be seen. Frustrating indeed. After cooling my heels for a while I spotted one of my choices in the doorway of the main bar where the gambling machines are. I walked over and introduced myself.

Lorreana (Columbia)

She is a beautiful, Latino Goddess. 5 foot nothing of the best curves I've seen in a long time, great tits and ass and a stunning smile. Unfortunately the session didn't match up to her great looks. This was kind of my fault as I didn't establish what I was interested in before we headed upstairs.

As soon as we got in the door she started talking about €120 for massage and sex. I told her I wasn't after a massage and just wanted the standard €60 session but according to her the standard didn't include a lot of what I would call standard activities; licking and sucking her tits for example. I probably should have bailed there and then but when one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen is standing naked in front of me I capable of clear thought. So we got down to it.

The sex was pretty great when we got going. After a few positions we shifted to doggie style, which looked amazing in the mirrors. Just as I was about to come she started rolling and bouncing her hips which produced an amazingly hard orgasm from me. I enjoyed our time together but I should have clarified what I wanted from the session downstairs.

Friday 25th

I had a few hours to kill on Friday evening and I wanted to experience an Artemis Friday night atmosphere.

I arrived around 18:00 and there was a good, lively buzz in the place. There was a group of English lads gathered on the long couch behind the bar, they must have been a stag party, who were adding to the Friday atmosphere. More importantly there were loads of women walking about. It never fails to amaze me the beauty of the women who work there. Some real beauties. There was one girl that strolled through the bar a few times and I was instantly hooked. She was tall with a really pretty face and a great smile but what was cathing my eye was her most prominent feature; her tits. They were easily the biggest there, even bigger than Jennas. After giving her a little wave she sat down beside me. And after a really nice conversation we headed upstairs.

Julie (Germany)

This was such a great session I'm smiling as I think about it. Her tits and face are genuinely stunning she has loads of piercing (including her one in her clit) and loads of interesting tattoos. After a killer session (those mirrors are a real godsend) we lay panting on the bed for a few minutes chatting away. She has a truly sweet personality and is a real joy to spend time with.

€60 + €20 tip. Best money I spent in my two days at the club. And possible my best ever session there.

I was pretty wiped out by now but I had to have one last session. I spotted a cute brunette at the bar and whisked her up stairs pretty promptly.

Isabella (Moldovia)

This was a pretty standard session except for one thing – she wouldn't do doggie style. I was in no mood to argue so we worked our way through a variety of positions before finishing in missionary. Good session but nothing special. Not a repeat.

So that was my 2 days at Artemis. Sessions rated between 'best ever' and 'nothing special' but overall I had a great time and I love that little tingle on anticipation you get in your stomach walking from the train station to the club. You can't beat it.

[Rocketboy0]

I'm very tempted, very, but the lack of information about the clubs probably makes it impossible. It took me a lot of effort, a lot, to get my self to Artemis the first time but now I know the place quite well. I'm heading for Berlin in three weeks and I don't think I have the time enough to make up plans.

Euros is no problem, I've been saving up a couple of months now. Norjan

Norjan. Sent you all the websites, all easily within reach of Berlin's excellent transit system. All 15-20 min tops from city center. I should think 30 minutes would be enough to plan and you have three weeks yet. Plus they all look immaculately clean. You can do it; we working class stiffs are counting on you for some up to date reports.

[Norjan]

No specific forum discusses these clubs. However there is some info on both clubs in the Berlin thread. Info is sketchy thus the need for further reportage. I would do it myself had I the financial resources. Sadly, I do not. Some one who carries hundred of €s around in his hat & socks might just be able to crack these treasure troves.

Up for the job Norjan?

AM

I'm very tempted, very, but the lack of information about the clubs probably makes it impossible.

It took me a lot of effort, a lot, to get my self to Artemis the first time but now I know the place quite well.

I'm heading for Berlin in three weeks and I don't think I have the time enough to make up plans.

Euros is no problem, I've been saving up a couple of months now.

Norjan

[Angus Magee]

Thanks.

Is there a forum here on ISG to disccuss these clubs?

No specific forum discusses these clubs. However there is some info on both clubs in the Berlin thread. Info is sketchy thus the need for further reportage. I would do it myself had I the financial resources. Sadly, I do not. Some one who carries hundred of €s around in his hat & socks might just be able to crack these treasure troves.

Up for the job Norjan?

AM

[Norjan]

Great. You can try Bel Ami (near Olympic Stadium.

http://www.belami-berlin.de/

) and Villa Rascone (

http://www.rascona.de/

) Konstanzer Str U bahn. No info on prices but they are surely double Art's. But perhaps the classy gentlemen, fine cultivated women, and strict high standards of hygiene will make it worthwhile. We eagerly await your reports.

Thanks.

Is there a forum here on ISG to disccuss these clubs?

[Rocketboy0]

...High end venues? I would be happy to pay a visit, and write a detailed report, but I don't know where to find them. Also don't know the prices for that kind of club. Norjan, counting the days

Great. You can try Bel Ami (near Olympic Stadium http://www.belami-berlin.de/) and Villa Rascone (http://www.rascona.de/) Konstanzer Str U bahn. No info on prices but they are surely double Art's. But perhaps the classy gentlemen, fine cultivated women, and strict high standards of hygiene will make it worthwhile. We eagerly await your reports.

[Norjan]

We're looking for some recent detailed reports on the high end venues to see if they're really a cut above. Perhaps you'the care to invest?

Artemis is the only place I know in Berlin, in fact I have'nt even seen any other place in the city, except for some restaurants and hotels.

High end venues? I would be happy to pay a visit, and write a detailed report, but I don't know where to find them. Also don't know the prices for that kind of club.

Norjan, counting the days

[Charlie 123]

Well, maybe you've just picked some bad nights. Or perhaps you mistook the entrance for that of the Foreign Ministry, or the Ritz Carlton?

LOL.

Reminds me about the (very) old joke about the tourist in Marrakech who tells the taxi driver to take him to the Embassy. The driver pulls up in front of a dingy building in the worst part of town. In the entrance lobby he can see scantily dressed ladies of ill-repute slumped on the floor next to suited business types smoking opium pipes. 'No, you fool' he says to the driver, 'not the British Embassy, take me to the Embassy nightclub'.

C

[Rocketboy0]

I agree. On my visits I've seen that most guys are very unsophisticated.Norjan

Well, maybe you've just picked some bad nights. Or perhaps you mistook the entrance for that of the Foreign Ministry, or the Ritz Carlton? But last time I checked Artemis was a large brothel. In such places, looser morals and codes of behavior rule. That's not license for blokes to be bad and boorish, but really does come with the territory. That's also why there's extensive video surveillance and security. Teddy Roosevelt's warning about heat and kitchens comes to mind. We're looking for some recent detailed reports on the high end venues to see if they're really a cut above. Perhaps you'the care to invest?

Meanwhile, the rest of us are far more interested in the women. Let us stick to the plot.

[Alleng]

Hi everybody, my last visit to Artemis was unfortunately a very short experience, due to my business obstacles. I was here on Tuesday, after the Messe week, and my impression was that the level of the girls was not so high, but it depend also on my arrival time, a bit too early maybe. Anyway, after one hour that I spent trying to recognize some of my favourite girls (according to your precious reports) finally I met Maria, the Hungarian blonde: wonderful body, very pretty, nice attitude, after a quick stop in the kino downstairs we went up. A good session, but not as I really wanted: she kisses, but not deeply, she likes to have her pussy licked, but no fingering, good positions and cim ending. She has a really wonderful body and that is worth enough, but. I don't know. It has not clicked something.

Unfortunately I had to leave early, so I can only wait for my next time in Berlin. In the Berlin thread I'm going to report some other brief experiences. Thanks for everything.

Alleng

[Norjan]

This needs to be followed up with conventions for Mediterrean sailors and French truck drivers at ICC. Makes the rest of us seem like total gentlemen.

I agree. On my visits I've seen that most guys are very unsophisticated. I've seen truck drivers with 5 day beard-stubble walking in with dirty boots and clothes.

Another thing that I really dislike is guys who is laughing behind a girls back after saying something mean about her to a male friend. If anyone reading this do that, please do it elsewhere.

I wish the guests where all a little more like London Traveller, I saw him during the IFA-messe, laying on the bed at the base of the stair a whole evening, disturbing no one, just observing.

Norjan

[Bearsk]

There are several girls at Artemis who could really benefit from an unpolished non-couth rural "seeing to". A certain Hungarian girl comes to mind.

This needs to be followed up with conventions for Mediterrean sailors and French truck drivers at ICC. Makes the rest of us seem like total gentlemen.

I've heard that the fruit and vegetable men are a really nasty and abnormally randy horde of rough-asses and because they visit the club so infrequent, the farmers almost go on a rampage at the club once inside. It's like they loose control of them selves. I've also heard that they don't care too much about their hygiene.

Norjan