FKK Artemis - Berlin

[London Traveller]

After my evening visits in the past couple of days, which hadn't really been the most successful time I had experienced in the club, it was good to arrive a bit earlier. At 1 pm. I hit the place this time with my gym gear in a bag, intending to do a warm up on the treadmill before hitting the smoking lounge. The staff at reception were very helpful and when I asked for a larger locker for my bag the girl on duty was happy to assist.

Soon I was in the kit and on my way downstairs when I bumped into Nina while I was getting a glass of water at the downstairs bar (actually this proved impossible as there was nobody attending). She was her usual friendly but slightly reserved self with me. Asking me if I wanted to fuck her. And then moving on out through the pool area. I went along with her as I now needed to get my drink from upstairs. On the way upstairs we passed the busty brunette who I had seen the night before but who appeared unavailable. This turned out to be Shelby, a compatriot of Nina's from the Czech republic, probably in her early 20s. Nina introduced us and recommended me to Shelby. Well, I thought I would stay cool and still do my gym stuff as I had intended but I was thinking of Shelby from then on in. She turned up in the bar about an hour later while I was recovering from the treadmill adventure and as soon as we made eye contact she was on her way over to see me. She didn't rush and chatted very pleasantly for a good few minutes before we made our way upstairs. I was very impressed, not only with her natural figure, but with her attention to detail in the service, which was excellent and included decent kissing as well as all the usual trimmings and no offer of extras. I had got off to a good start.

Next up was an old flame who I have previously reported on here, so I will keep this very brief. I was pleased with my second choice too.

Finally I had seen Marketa around. In fact she had been hanging out with Shelby and I initially thought that I would see Marketa alone as she was on my wish list, but then I thought that they would make a good duo, so I propositioned them when they were having a cup of tea by the bar after they had an unsuccessful fishing trip down to the kino. This proved to be an excellent choice as they were both very professional but Marketa probably wouldn't have been quite my type on her own as her kissing was very limited and she didn't like being touched on the pussy much. However, Shelby made up for these limitations and we spent an excellent 20 minutes or so as a 3sum before I finished in a very satisfying way.

Before dinnner I met an old pal hanging around in the bar area and we shared our supper at a table with a couple of lovely Czech girls, which livened things up even more.

I hope to hit the club again for a short time tomorrow before heading off home.

[London Traveller]

i am getting used to arriving a bit later now and it seems good to come in when the atmosphere is beginning to liven up but hasn't become too noisy or hectic yet. i went in for some food at around 6. 40 pm and enjoyed the bratwurst with sauerkraut, as well as some fish, rice and salad. unfortunately dessert isn't the strong point of the meal, but there are always a few apples.

as usual i spent ages looking around for a suitable girl. i had seen fatima in the dining room but she had completely disappeared (i was told later that she had a special client with her) and there were a few other interesting candidates, including a busty blonde wearing some long white bead chains and nothing else, and a busty brunette. the blonde disappeared too, and the busty brunette ignored my approach and then draped a towel around herself, i think this indicated that she wasn't available to anyone. i eventually saw nina and when i went right up to her she agreed to go with me to the kino where she gave me an great bj and then we moved to a room where this continued, followed by sex in a couple of positions until the half hour was up. nina gets cuter each time i see her and i just wish that she could be bit more intimate with me than her very professional manner has so far allowed.

i then thought that i needed so see someone new, so although a few old flames were around, i tried going up to the busty blonde with the beads who i had seen earlier. she turned out to be a 30 year old spanish maiden called sara. unfortunately she had little english but she was very attractive nonetheless, so off to a room we went. i think the first warning sign was when she criticised me at the top of the stairs when we were choosing a room for knowing too much about them! we went to 6 which has some nice mirrors and things improved a bit after she had cleaned me up with a wet wipe (i had just had a shower after seeing nina so there was really no need) and then began to give me a pretty good no hands bj which looked great, both when i looked at her and when i observed the whole thing in the mirror. unfortunately this continued for only a couple of minutes before she began to reach for a condom, although i managed to get her to prolong it for a minute or two more and she moved into a position where i could reach her ass and pussy with my hand. however, as soon as i touched her pussy she jumped up and wiped my hand, herself and her lips (the ones on her face) with some kitchen towel. she then put some lube on her pussy and told me that i could touch but putting a finger in her would be 'extra'. a bit of nice moaning ensued when i touched her but this was pretty much the high spot of the session, with me touching her moist (thanks to the lube) pussy and her pretty lips around my cock. she finished blowing and then got on top in reverse cowgirl (her choice). this is a position which looks great but unfortunately i tend not to find it very stimulating and after a short time i began to wilt a bit. she then decided, without consultation, to give me a covered blow job and tried very hard with her hand to get me to come in the condom. when i wanted some more sex she began to look a bit unhappy and said that i was being too demanding for 60 euros (at this point only about 15 minutes of the session had passed). we then did sex in missionary for a while, no kissing was allowed, including no kissing of her face, and she looked as though she was lying back and thinking of barcelona. various comments emanated from her lips in various languages, including 'mein gott' and other phrases in spanish, the purpose of which was uncertain. initially she also kept her hand on my cock. for 'condom control' she said, but eventually i managed to prise it away and she seemed not particularly happy with the deeper penetration that this allowed. after i came she was off away from me like a shot and soon putting her beads back on clearly intending to leave the room but as only 20 minutes had passed i asked her to stay. at which she complained that i had looked at my watch, and said that for 60 euros she should be allowed to finish the session and that i was the only man who had ever wanted to stay with her after coming (this might have been true given her attitude!) and, perhaps because of this, i was 'crazy'. she did stay a few more minutes, not looking happy at all, and at the lockers the unfriendliness continued, so there was no peck on the cheek for me downstairs as i parted with my cash.

[Member #4285]

Ciao Kid Icarus.

Very unfortunately I won't be in Berlin on that date. Sigh.

I usually don't go at Artemis on the weekends and I usually try to be there on wednesdays (for the lingerie day).

About the lingerie day I totaly agree. I like when you can't see everything. This time I tried to come for a Wednesday but it did not work out, so Saturday it will be.

See you maybe next time =)

[Traveller Uk]

One of my shortest yet most enjoyable trips to Artemis today. I am in Berlin on business but found that I had a 2 hour window for a swift visit, arrived at 12ish. The place was quiet, some good porn in the kinos so I chilled in the downstairs kino when Marketa walked in looking gorgeous. She walked over and chatted away. I wasnt warmed up yet but promised to find her upstairs. Half an hour later up I went with no sign of her. I wandered into the restaurant and there she was, talking to friends including one familiar brunette.

I went to the downstairs kindo and just spotted Marketa leaving when I was collared by a shark, by the time had said NO! Politely, Marketa was gone. Sod it! Time was pressing. I hung around the stairs and waited, luckily the guy had no stamina and down she came 15 minutes later. I grabbed her straight away and had a great time the full Marketa service, she gets more gorgeous everytime I see her. The intensity of her eye to eye stare gets me every time.

We came downstairs, I showered and 15 minutes later I saw the familiar brunette. I asked her name, it was Shelby. Now I remember, she has turned her hair from red to brunette and has lost a few pounds, but not off her breasts. Wonderful. Up we went, she knows how to use her mouth, breasts and body to please a man. I could have stayed on I would, but duty called and at 2pm I left feeling happy but disappointed that I couldn't stay for more.

So that it was, short and sweet. Like me.

[LittleTruths]

Anyone else noticing that their reports are being spellchecked (or something) but the forum? In a couple of instances in the past days I have written one ting and something different has been published. The above was supposed to read- "I M vast E" (in my vast experience) the very best etc.

As I say this has happened like this a few times. Anything in the settings I have to turn on or off? I have had a look but do not see anything obvious.

Also emoticons do not seem to work anymore.

AM

Absolutely! Jackson's grammar-spelling obsession has taken over big time it seems.

Not that I regard the use of proper spelling wrong in any way, but as you have experienced yourself in some instances this auto-adjustment takes some fun and personality away from the contribution.

Bless

[Angus Magee]

I'm vast E the very best place to sleep at Artemis ...

Anyone else noticing that their reports are being spellchecked (or something) but the forum? In a couple of instances in the past days I have written one ting and something different has been published. The above was supposed to read- "I M vast E" (in my vast experience) the very best etc.

As I say this has happened like this a few times. Anything in the settings I have to turn on or off? I have had a look but do not see anything obvious.

Also emoticons do not seem to work anymore.

AM

[Angus Magee]

/For sure you can sleep in the club if you find a silent spot. Around the pool or downstairs around the bar.

I'm vast E the very best place to sleep at Artemis is at the base of the stairs as far to the back as possible (that is right under the stairs. That is if you really want to catch a good hour nap. If you want to snooze yet be awake to scope the girlies a little, better be closer to the pool room door. But there you are likely to be disturbed by a girl who thinks you should not be sleeping, rather banging (and paying) her.

For me the pool area is just too loud and echo-why.

AM-who has slept many an hour under the stairs.

[Kimino]

Hello!

After reading some post from you guys, Kimino och Nebula2001, I wounder if you will visit Artemis Saturday the 12th. I will only be in Berlin this day and you guys seems to be fun to hang out with in the club. I will be there from the morning to the night (no hotel room ha ha).

Does anyone know if it still is okey to sleep in the club for an hour or two? I remember to taking a nap downstairs under the stair.

Looking forward to vist Berlin again! =D

Ciao Kid Icarus.

Very unfortunately I won't be in Berlin on that date. Sigh.

I usually don't go at Artemis on the weekends and I usually try to be there on wednesdays (for the lingerie day).

For sure you can sleep in the club if you find a silent spot. Around the pool or downstairs around the bar.

I don't think anybody will come there and wake you up.

Have a nice trip

[Kimino]

My main advice from the whole experience would be to give genuine care, attention and passion to the girls and things may go better than you ever expected.

Totally agree, but not a technique anybody can just learn and apply. It's either you have it or not.

Happy the girl showed up yestreday, don't need to guess who it was.

Rethinking at the past days, I might procrastinate my NRW trip a bit and keep my next trip for Artemis, although it's not going to be very soon, unless I win a lottery or something. Ahahaha.

Have fun!

[Nebula2001]

Arrived from Artemis an hour ago and can't seem to sleep, so here's a little stream of consciousness (and thank the gods for spellchecking software.)

This was my second night in a row in Artemis. After the great night of mongering with Kimino (Mindy says Hi to you BTW) and Charlie123, I spontaneously decided at 10:30 PM to see if a certain "crazy" lady I enjoyed the last time was there. I was in the club's sauna by 11:15.

And, yes, our girl showed her face in a short while. After enjoying my cigar for about an hour (yes, I'm one of those inconsiderate douchebags turning the main lounge into a gas chamber) I went upstairs with her. I had one of my most passionate Artemis sessions with her last night. Although this session went with a little less intensity due my tiredness, it was still unforgettable. I am not going to get into who this mystery girl was (though I'm sure Kimino can easily guess who she is) because the 'service' I got was extremely special to my case due to some emotional reasons I won't delve into and wouldn't be an indication how good or bad a session with the said girl would be for others. My main advice from the whole experience would be to give genuine care, attention and passion to the girls and things may go better than you ever expected. As I mentioned before, catch me IRL in Artemis and I'll gladly gossip further.

As a side note, I've been giving a try to bringing a deodorant and perfume and using them before each session. I haven't asked girls what they thought, but I can easily say that it certainly made things better than they already were. In the very least, the extra confidence it gives you makes it worthwhile in my opinion.

Left the club at 5 am as usual.

Both the girl quality and the girl-to-man ratio seems to be quite ideal this week. The taxi driver on my way home told me that there's a messe starting at Feb 10th. (Taxi drivers waiting at Artemis are usually quite friendly when you talk with them. I could recommend them as a source of some insight and wacky stories about Artemis mongering to anyone.)

[Member #4285]

Hello!

After reading some post from you guys, Kimino och Nebula2001, I wounder if you will visit Artemis Saturday the 12th. I will only be in Berlin this day and you guys seems to be fun to hang out with in the club. I will be there from the morning to the night (no hotel room ha ha).

Does anyone know if it still is okey to sleep in the club for an hour or two? I remember to taking a nap downstairs under the stair.

Looking forward to vist Berlin again! =D

[London Traveller]

Tonight was the first time that I have visited Artemis in the evening, planning only to see one girl (not that I was sure who I was seeing before I had arrived). It was very different to arrive at the club at 7 pm while things were in full swing with a lot of girls there and the laser lights on, rather than in the morning when the atmosphere is really much cooler. I would have been intimidated arriving in such an atmosphere (and such relative darkness) earlier on in my FKK career, but I felt fairly confident as I walked in and it was a good time to arrive as the place wasn't too busy and the food was still fairly warm.

Dinner was much better than on my last two visits, although not very well balanced as boiled potatoes, rice, and pasta were all available. The mushroom pasta wasn't bad and there were a few stuffed peppers (meat inside) left (clearly this had been the most popular dish. It went with the rice). And I also had a few potatoes for good measure. After stuffing myself with salad as well, I settled down on a sofa in the main room (much smokier now than when I usually arrive. There's always a downside. However as even the non-smoking girls hang out upstairs, I feel that I have no choice).

Some cute girls were sitting next to men already and they seemed very much attached. One busty maiden particularly caught my eye but she didn't separate and the couple went off to a room together never to be seen by me again. I also caught the eye of Nina and she waved Hello, she didn't settle down long by the pole but was soon up and out with a guy off to a room. There were plenty of other girls chatting but none took my fancy and I really wanted a GFE this evening. I watched for about an hour, changing position a couple of times. While I was briefly by the stairs outside I saw Fatima coming down the stairs with a very satisfied customer and I thought that she was a definite possibility, however when back in the main lounge another beauty appeared who I had seen before and I immediately went up to her to say Hello. I won't give her name as I have written about my delight in her in a previous posting and won't go into details, however we had an hour and a half session, starting in the cinema (where Nina was enthusiastically blowing then shagging a guy in cowgirl) and finishing in a room upstairs (26. Greek goddess theme) where as we came out an hour and a half later Nina was just arriving with another guy at the top of the stairs and heading off to a room. She really is amazingly busy. Anyway, this time I had an excellent experience (I think the girl did too) and was very pleased, leaving with a smile on my face which has lasted till now (midnight) as I write this.

I still hope to return on Saturday.

[Kimino]

Why avoid such a day?

Is it that you like it more when they are all naked or are there too many people visiting these days = wait in line for a room to be ready. ?

I'm curious 'cause I always find women more attractive and sexier with lingerie on than totally naked.

I totally agree with you and I specifically try to go to Artemis when it's lingerie day.

But this is very personal and many people prefer naked girls, like some love tatoos and other hate them, some like asians and others black girls and so on.

I'm absolutely sure that it's not because there's a crowd when it's lingerie day. I bet three quarters of the men visiting don't even know it's lingerie day before entering the club.

Ciao

[Turn Around]

Hi there,

Will be there Wednesday next week (report follows) , but before just one question: Do they still have a dessous day there (I would like to avoid it if possible).

Thanks in advance

Why avoid such a day?

Is it that you like it more when they are all naked or are there too many people visiting these days = wait in line for a room to be ready. ?

I'm curious 'cause I always find women more attractive and sexier with lingerie on than totally naked.

[Kimino]

Met with Nebula2001 and we did have some great time, and great food in Kreuzberg, between sessions, first time I leave Artemis to come back later, all smooth.

Later on Charlie123 joined and we all stayed until closing time. Very nice day.

Not much to say.

Stayed with Manuela, well known by most of you. Real nice.

Went with Sara, spanish, really hot. Upsold a bit saying she wouldn't kiss a lot if it was only for haf an hour, but apart from this e had a great time. She was new for me, would repeat.

Then I went with Kety, she walks around with Clara (one of my favorites) , black hair, Romanian, very attractive, specially the face IMO.

Wasn't sure if to try her or not, kind of a gamble but seeing her hanging around with Clara pushed me to try.

Super nice session, a very hot girl but also sweet and relaxed.

Will definitely take her next time, with Clara, she said they work very well together and I believe her.

At around 4 o'clock I finally saw Mindy in the stairs area, she has been very busy all evening, so I took her to the room. Nice session, will repeat.

So, very nice 2 day trip!

Artemis never puts me down.

Best