FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Member #4243]

I'm just interested to see what fellow members points of view might be on the following. I am at present trying to decide whether to book a fkk trip early March for artemis berlin(which I visited once back in summer 2008 and was fantastic)or a visit to cologne and dusseldorf to living room and fkk samya and when the cologne carnival is on. The pros for cologne include seeing a new part of germany and the carnival, the negatives however are that the clubs are smaller than artemis and girls not fully nude. For berlin the pros are large great club with naked girls, ie artemis, plus I know my way round quite well in berlin, the negatives are that I will not see new sightseeing sights plus slightly higher costs to cologne and dusseldorf clubs. How hard a life one has with such decisions, but on a serious point it is alot of money I will be spending flying in from england. Any advice about the above will help me decide.

For e fuhrer instead of just a blackberry which you carry, why don't we upgrade to commercially available walky talkies, exchange dates of attendance and radio frequencies here, and then we can update you in real time from inside the rooms when we are with the girls as to those worthy enough of your high standards, with the walky talkies, but remembering never to reveal the walky talkies in the main lounge ie to turn the devices off, hence achieving complete anonymity, so we will never ultimately know who you are, you will never know who we are, but you will still get the urgent real time info you need on the girls, and everyone is happy, talking reporting in fkk's to a new stealth code red level, oh just make sure the girls don't tell in the rooms which can be easily be done by a 100euro cim bribe and everyone is happy! A Merry Christmas to you all.

Mohab

[Norjan]

I keep it in my locker. Also use my own shower gel (actually Lush Happy Hippy) which can wash hair too (saves on bottles) and smells very fresh. Girls seem to like it (they have commented positively).

Ok, that's how I've done too.

Just curious


Norjan

[London Traveller]

Guys, a quick question.

Do you use deoderant between sessions/shower?

On my visits I have done so but it seems to me most guys arrive to the club without a bag. Maybe you have deoderant etc. in your pockets?

Norjan

I keep it in my locker. Also use my own shower gel (actually Lush Happy Hippy) which can wash hair too (saves on bottles) and smells very fresh. Girls seem to like it (they have commented positively).

[Vitrea]

Guys, a quick question.

Do you use deoderant between sessions/shower?

On my visits I have done so but it seems to me most guys arrive to the club without a bag. Maybe you have deoderant etc. in your pockets?


Norjan

I use it and I don't have much of a body odor. I also use a light perfume. The girls do appreciate it. Most guys probably count on not having to sit around in between "sessions" to need a deodorant. :-) By the time they start smelling it is time for another shower.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Guys, a quick question.

Do you use deoderant between sessions/shower?

On my visits I have done so but it seems to me most guys arrive to the club without a bag. Maybe you have deoderant etc. in your pockets?

Norjan

No need to if you take a bath before and after sex.

[Norjan]

Guys, a quick question.

Do you use deoderant between sessions/shower?

On my visits I have done so but it seems to me most guys arrive to the club without a bag. Maybe you have deoderant etc. in your pockets?


Norjan

[Bearsk]

So EF, you really need to stay up to date.
Summary:
Mary Magdalene now runs the show and the club is for bisexual guys only.
You have some forum reading to do, about 108 pages.

Your old gals have gone.
But one tip, Tyra has changed her name to Naomi.
Good luck.

It's almost been a year since I've last been to this club, and I remember the old days in 2008 only a few months after it originally opened. The owner is a close friend of mine, and he mentioned that his plans to create a clone in Munich were stymied by the prude society of Bavaria which would have been a magnificent alternative indeed during the Oktoberfest season.

EurotikFuhrer

[Bearsk]

Noted, thanks

Thanks!

Hotel-Pension Gribnitz. Won't be going back there for sure.

[Angus Magee]

The Owner IS a friend of yours? Don't you mean WAS? Did you speak to him recently? He died last year of a heart attack!

As for Palace: Maybe not second to Artemis, depending on who makes the judgement. But in any case, this is the first I've heard of there being any kind of ownership connection between the two...

Actually it was Ekki, the GM, that died late last January of a sudden heart attack. The owner is alive and well. I spoke to him in September. But you are right, there is no known connection between Palace & Artemis.Certainly it is not owned by the brother. I think EF talks out his ass.

The post actually strikes me as off somehow, as if someone is digging for info on the girls. IMO it is best ignored.

AM

[Ortos]

It's almost been a year since I've last been to this club, and I remember the old days in 2008 only a few months after it originally opened. The owner is a close friend of mine, and he mentioned that his plans to create a clone in Munich were stymied by the prude society of Bavaria which would have been a magnificent alternative indeed during the Oktoberfest season.

Nonetheless, he and his brother own the 2 best clubs in the world with Palace in Frankfurt being a very distant second to Artemis.


- EurotikFuhrer

Am I mistaken, but wasn't there a World Cup in Berlin in 2006? And wasn't Artemis open during this World Cup event?

The Owner IS a friend of yours? Don't you mean WAS? Did you speak to him recently? He died last year of a heart attack!

As for Palace: Maybe not second to Artemis, depending on who makes the judgement. But in any case, this is the first I've heard of there being any kind of ownership connection between the two...

[Toscana]

It's almost been a year since I've last been to this club, and I remember the old days in 2008 only a few months after it originally opened. The owner is a close friend of mine...

I don't think you know what you are talking about. The club opened in 2005. Take your agenda elsewhere please.

[Angus Magee]

I would appreciate any followers of this thread who either live, work, travel for work, or have an upcoming trip planned to Berlin, to post their in-office attandance confirmation of as many service providers as they can remember on this thread.

Um...and why do we spend so much time here writing reports (with varying degrees of detail) and posting? Now we should rewrite our reports in accordance and anticipation of your arrival? The 4 post wonder kind of the Artemis FKK thread?

If ever there was a post to suggest it this is it. Read the thread man. What you request is exactly what everyone has been doing for the past 12 months since your past visit oh exulted one.

And, how to put this, dare I suggest that your name, with its' nod to Germany's greatest shame & embarrassment, might not endear you.

But good luck anyway in your endeavors.

[Kimino]

Greetings fellow sex lovers.

I will be returning to Berlin once again during the "most wonderful time of the year" to unwrap a few gifts that provide more pleasure than any other gift could ever provide (unforunately only before and after Christmas as the club will be closed on the eve and birthday of j. C. The sin-less original 12-man gang-banger

Might offend someone.

Totally useless.

The links don't work. But we all know the page.

imHo

Ciaooo

[Eurotikfuhrer]

Greetings fellow sex lovers.

I will be returning to Berlin once again during the "most wonderful time of the year" to unwrap a few gifts that provide more pleasure than any other gift could ever provide (unforunately only before and after Christmas as the club will be closed on the eve and birthday of j. C. The sin-less original 12-man gang-banger one who himself loved *****s like Mary Magdalene).

It's almost been a year since I've last been to this club, and I remember the old days in 2008 only a few months after it originally opened. The owner is a close friend of mine, and he mentioned that his plans to create a clone in Munich were stymied by the prude society of Bavaria which would have been a magnificent alternative indeed during the Oktoberfest season.

Nonetheless, he and his brother own the 2 best clubs in the world with Palace in Frankfurt being a very distant second to Artemis.

The purpose of my post is a pro-logue to a trip report.

I would appreciate any followers of this thread who either live, work, travel for work, or have an upcoming trip planned to Berlin, to post their in-office attandance confirmation of as many service providers as they can remember on this thread.

Finally our Turkish friend has decided to update his 1990's style website (however basic and rediculous the new mother-of-pearl intro is) with photos of all independent contractors shown here http://www.Fkk-artemis. De/en/girls.php.

I have a list of my favorite women from times past below and would appreciate if anyone could provide confimation of these girls and others who's performance is exceptional and outstanding.

Remember, the important detail is performance, so you need not list any women who may have an hourglass waist and hips with the most upstanding breasts of all respectable German citizens. Looks are great, but let's be honest. We can all find better looking girls in South America and performance is going to be the only reason that we enter her walls again.

So let's rally to confirm the current contractors in attendance.

Christmas is an exciting time to be in Berlin.

Supply will be high and demand will be low. A buyer's market

Clockwatchers and low-quality performers will return to their caves as the volume of clients have decreased due to the lack of free time during the holiday season.

Highly Skilled Migrants with love for their craft will remain and perform like champions with little choice over their new potential employers.

If you're going in December, list the names and descriptions of your top 10 performers and use this hyperlink to cross-reference names if you can remember. I always keep my blackberry in my robe pocket. http://www.Fkk-artemis. De/en/girls.php

As for my favs, I can confirm.

1. Without a doubt. Top performer I've ever had in Germany is Russian Ella. And there is NO competition.

2. Jamaican / German girl named Tyra. Not listed on the site but could have changed her name to Dara. Sounds close but still doesn't quite look like her.

3. Turkish girl named Maya. Most perfectly shaped hourglass figure with a desire and passion that would not quit. Only sampled her on one of my many visits. Never seen again.

None of the others are really outstanding, hence not worth mentioning.

Looking forward to the replies and if you'll be visiting around the birth of the original gang-banger, let's have a drink and toast to sex, women that love to have it, and the best feeling this life has to offer!

Live by the Pussy, Die by the pleasure.

- EurotikFuhrer

[Vitrea]

Hi guys,

Just been to Artemis fkk for the first time, and this is also my first post here in the forums. Felt like I wanted to share a brief report with you.

Had my eyes on a very sexy and slim blond girl with a pretty face and absolutely wonderful natural tits. I'm not so big myself (65 kg) so most of the time it's the small girls that get my attention. Anyway, got eye contact with her and she came over. Turns out her name is Marketa from Czech Republic. talked and smoked for a while and then decided to go to one of the rooms down by the kino. .........

........ introduced herself as Fatima from Slovakia (apparently she's also known as Vivian from what I've read in the forums afterwards).
......... Samira took no prisoners and I was about to come within just a couple of minutes. I thought what the hell, lifted her up still being inside her (easy with such a small girl), swung her around and finished in a frantic missionary right there in the kino. This girl was really a bit too intense for my taste, but make no mistake, she was still a perfectly worthy ending of this my first Artemis visit.


Need I say that I'm very much looking forward to my next chance to visit this fantastic establishment! Peace.

Nice report. Well written with good info. Keep up the good work.