FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Kimino]

By the way, did anybody meet Brigitta, a Serbian tall lady ?

Been there... :-)

Think I filed report on her. I recall it as a positive session but won't repeat.
Basically nice enough, sweet enough but nothing special with me.

This means that the girls is absolutely fine but that simply nothing special triggered with me. Might be different with others. She definitey is intriguing IMO.

Ciao

[Dirtydog 1975]

I'll be there, and I'll stay until 5am when i'll catch my flight.

Totally no hair, a bit tanned, in the forties, 180, definitely robust, some say fat :-) I wear personal slippers. Google says the translation is thong. ?!?
Ehm... I probably look very italian :-)
I wear the watch on the right arm.

It will be great meeting you.

Ciao

Hi Kimino, I guess I posted the line too late, otherwise we could arrange the meeting there early. Anyway, I was there at around 8:30 pm and found out that it was pretty quiet comparing with my previous 3 visit 1 year ago. Maybe it because it was on Sunday.

Drunk one beer at the bar and survey the surroundings, few girls intrigue my interests. The rank of the girls dropping in my mind. Went to the dinning place and snack some bacon and roasted chicken. Nothing exciting. Went to the kino and found out a girl is giving BJ to a guy, later on fucked him hard. The girl has short blond hair and bounced up and down on the guy who was just laying on his back in the far back row in the kino. This scene raise my desire and started to search the type of girls that fit me. Late on Michelle from Romania approached me and we had a short talk. I don't know if she is the girl that Charlie123 mentioned in his post. She said she'd only been working at Artemis for a couple of monthes. I liked her red lips that looked very sexy. But I had some names of the girls that mentioned here who are good at service and I hoped that I could have the chance to meet. So I politely rejected to going upstaires with her. Been approached by several girls, but none of them had the named that beared in my mind. So decided to have a session with Antonia from Romania. She had a dyed blond hair and slim shaped body. Her teech are not neat in a funny shape but I liked her natural tits. Up in the room she give me a standard service. Good BBBJ without feeling of her teeth. Afterwards some DATY and different postions of fuck. Her pussy is pretty tight but I guessed she dosen't have passion in it. She said she has been in Artemis for 5 years. I guess the long time working here make her to be more professional instead of passionate. Anyway how can we expect the girls have "passions"all the time when they work here for such a long time and maybe have sessions 5-6 times one day?

Had another beer and walked around the club, used the facilities for relax. At the down stairs kino, headed in a girl had a sweet smile from Bulgaria(forgot her name, 170cm, dark hair, natural tits). Told her to meet her later in the upstaires bar. Half an hour later she came to me and asked if I would go up stairs with her. Headed up stairs with her and in the room she was ok. But no DFK. This a little bit pissed me off. My little friend unfortunatley sleep for the reason. She said she could suck me till I came into her mouth with another 50 euro. But I know in this situation I could never come. So she suggested to prolong to 1 hour and she could do me a massage and then we could try again. I don't want to go back to hotel with disappiontment, so agreed with her offer. Her massage was ok but nothing special and exciting. With our effort, we make my little friend erected again and finally came into her hand.

Anyway, this time of the visit to Artemis is not like the previous ones that brought me so many surprises. Maybe it's because after 4 times of visitting it, I've got tired of it. Or maybe I didn't meet the right girls. But I know that I will come back again for sure?.

My overall FKK Artemis Rating.

• Girls (looks, youth, slim). 6/10

• Selection (Quantity and variety of non Romanian). 6/10

• Service. 4/10

• Food. 5/10

• Facilities. 7/10

• Cleanliness. 7/10

= 35/60

[Bobo.fr]

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Finally Mike as noted before, blonde, busty. As we went upstairs I remembered that I had seen her before and she was rather vanilla and distant. Not so this time, no kissing with tongues, but very tactile, respnded to DATY well and my experience with her was a good end to the day.
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I would like to precise that Mike "worked" correctly, there's no scam, just don't expect any smile from her !!!

By the way, did anybody meet Brigitta, a Serbian tall lady ?

[Charlie 123]

Marina "from St Petersburgh" caught my eye, a blonde MILF with a fine figure, her service is good, she is open minded and is happy with DATY.

I have been with Marina a few times, with positive results. She used to be one of my regulars until another girl who had done a threesome with her told me something that put me off her. Without wishing to be excessively indiscreet, the warning referred to Marina having been not too 'fresh' down there. Having DATY'd her, no doubt you'd have noticed if the problem was still in effect.

Charlie

[Traveller Uk]

Firstly, apologies to those that I didnt meet on Sunday, I was so tired that I spent 2 hours asleep in the downstairs bar and left for my hotel at about 9.30, went straight to bed and slept like a log.

A fun 2 days was had though. My first entertainment was with Laura, dark haired Hungarian, she jumped me in the downstairs kino, great BBBJ in the kino and then to one of the downstairs rooms. Lovely as she is, I didnt feel she was as in to it as had been the case a few months before. Fun though.

Marina "from St Petersburgh" caught my eye, a blonde MILF with a fine figure, her service is good, she is open minded and is happy with DATY.

Marina from Poland (not the Hungarian Marina) was next, blonde, big breasts and enhanced lips. OK, nothing great,

Finally Mike as noted before, blonde, busty. As we went upstairs I remembered that I had seen her before and she was rather vanilla and distant. Not so this time, no kissing with tongues, but very tactile, respnded to DATY well and my experience with her was a good end to the day.

Sunday I started with Mike, followed up with Laura and then experienced a naturally huge breasted Romanian whose name escapes me - OK experience, she doesnt like cowgirl and was a bit clueless when it came to the use of those breasts, She is in her early 20s, so some experience may help.

Otherwise I chatted to Kathleen and commiserated with the Queen of Artemis about her crushed thumb - shut in a car door - Ouch!!

I think I need to take a break from Artemis as I found the weekend a bit mechanical, having been there quite often of late. A break until the new year is called for I think.

[Bobo.fr]

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Nela and Mike are the two blondes walking around all the time together? One very thin and the other one with a slightly larger ass, both very good looking?
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I think we're talking about the same blondes : Nela has tattoes on the back, hidden by her long hair; Mike doesn't have any tattoes. (I don't like tattoes; Cindy doesn't like tattoes, I hope that she will not change her opinion).
Nela and Mike seemed to be active hunters.

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Ivy, .... I sessioned with her a some time ago ....
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lucky man !!

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Anyway, did this visit change your opinon on the place?
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If I will go back, it will be probably much more for the massage (by real masseurs) than for sex ( I still prefer Kamilla-Dee ; by the way, 2 "hours" of sex in Artemis will cost 60 Euros * 4 = 240 Euros + 80 Euros (entrance) = 320 Euros = 2 hours of meeting at Kamilla-Dee !!!)

All the best!

Thanks, for you too !!!

[Kimino]

Mettings with (chronologically) :
1) Nele/Nela : thin, long blonde hair lady. I thought she was not tattoed but actually she did have some but hidden by her long hair. No DATY allowed.
2) her friend "Mike" : "Ice" would suit her better because she is rather cold

Non-blonde at the bar :
"Hello, what's your name
- Ivy "
and apparently she didn't seem interested in further conversation (was it just because of her shyness ?)

Ciao Bobo.fr

Nela and Mike are the two blondes walking around all the time together? One very thin and the other one with a slightly larger ass, both very good looking? If it's them they really looked like sharks for many reasons. I saw a couple of faces of guys coming down from the rooms with them, self explanatory.

I saw at least 2 guys being totally rejected by Ivy, don't know what the criteria was. I sessioned with her a some time ago and posted a report.

Anyway, did this visit change your opinon on the place?

All the best!

[Kimino]

Carmen is a good F--K but talks incessantly, largely to keep herself amused.

German girls: you seem to have repeat sessioned with Raffaella about 20 times ... it would be cheaper (but maybe less fun) to just marry her.

Probably. :-)
But she is not german.

Ciao

[Macca 74]

I spotted a stunning girl on the stairs leading up from the wellness area and made a beeline for her. She said her name was Sienna (again, I’m not 100% on the name) and that she was from Bulgaria. She was physically similar to Yasmine (tall, blonde, awesome tits and ass) but she was a completely different experience in the room. She was loads of fun and kissed like a champion. We had a great time and the €60 was money well spent.

Another vote for Siana here. I sessioned with her a few weeks ago. While waiting for a room I felt she was a little cold and distant. I must admit I feared I may have chosen unwisely, but once in the room she was fantastic. She's very enthusiastic, the full GFE and stunning looking. A definite repeat.

[Bearsk]

Carmen is a good F--K but talks incessantly, largely to keep herself amused.

German girls: you seem to have repeat sessioned with Raffaella about 20 times ... it would be cheaper (but maybe less fun) to just marry her.

Now that I recall, It's the second time that we session together and both times she passed me the Israeli stuff. :-)

... I was the one saying "no no no more german girls" and the following day getting 3 german girls ina row and being so happy about it.

Ciao

[Bobo.fr]

Well, some years ago I was in Artemis and thought that I would never be back.

So, "never say never". As I needed a good and strong massage, I decided to go to Artemis.
Entrance : 80 Euros
1 hour of (good) massage : 50 Euros.

Mettings with (chronologically) :
1) Nele/Nela : thin, long blonde hair lady. I thought she was not tattoed but actually she did have some but hidden by her long hair. No DATY allowed.
2) her friend "Mike" : "Ice" would suit her better because she is rather cold
3) Katharina : long blonde (slightly red ?) lady from Siberia; cute face. Nice meeting. Sensitive bosoms and pussy.
4) Cindy : young (19 years old) lady from Poland, applied in her job, nice (smiles) and cute. DATY possible but rather insensitive (probably deeply in love with her boyfriend ?). I met Cindy twice : before leaving Artemis, I would like to meet Katharina but I didn t see her; I only saw Nela, "Mike" and Cindy : I decided easily to go to room with Cindy, furthermore her smile was very disarming !!!

Well, Basketcase, you would say I only like blonde ladies !!! I tried to talk to a Non-blonde at the bar :
"Hello, what's your name
- Ivy "
and apparently she didn't seem interested in further conversation (was it just because of her shyness ?)

All of them didn't kiss (me).
They didn't "abandon themselves" (Katharina and Cindy said that they had a boyfriend).
They didn't seem interested in long (one hour) meeting so all these meetings were (less than) 30 minutes(60 Euros)-meetings : "fast fuck" with a RLD's spirit ( after (my) ejaculation, the meeting was considered as finished)

[Kimino]

Carmen is now Israeli, what BS!!

Now that I recall, It's the second time that we session together and both times she passed me the Israeli stuff. :-)
Well, I also do this kind of stupid things with girls I session for the first time in some occasions.
And obviously, all the names that we hear from the girls are bs anyways so why worry about the nationality :-)

I was the one saying "no no no more german girls" and the following day getting 3 german girls ina row and being so happy about it.

Ciao

[Kimino]

I agree with Angus, the newer girls can be a lottery. I am doing more repeats.
The other thing I like about A is the staff, Ana (spiky blonde, often on front desk), Lydia (blonde hair in pigtail, often works downstairs bar), red headed younger lady with a snake tattoo on arm and massage guys are very pleasant a good part of the experience for someone traveling.

Totally agree on this one. There's just one of the girls (actually a woman) at the front desk sme times that seems a little less gentle than the others, but totally efficient. It's the one that looks really ugly.

I find the staff very discreet and very professional, they manage to keep tight in all sorts of situation. I find the security guys very very efficient jumping out from nowhere immediately when there's the need still being almost invisible normally.

Are there cameras all over the place? I wonder how this works because they are always present when needed.

Ciao

[Kimino]

Here we go.


Here are my ratings for Artemis:

Girls 20/25
Selection 10/15
Service 18/25
Food 4/8
Facilities 7/10
Cleanliness 7/8
Staff 4/5
Accessibility 4/4
Total – 74/100

Here are my ratings for Paradise Stuttgart, based on 2 visits in 2008:

Girls 18/25
Selection 8/15
Service 15/25
Food 5/8
Facilities 6/10
Cleanliness 7/8
Staff 4/5
Accessibility 4/4
Total – 67/100


Here are my ratings for Colosseum Augsburg, based on 2 visits in 2008:

Girls 16/25
Selection 8/15
Service 15/25
Food 1/8
Facilities 4/10
Cleanliness 7/8
Staff 3/5
Accessibility 3/4
Total – 57/100

Ciao

[Iseeu]

Hi

Here are my ratings for Artemis:

Girls 19/25

Selection 10/15

Service 14/25

Food 4/8

Facilities 7/10

Cleanliness 7/8

Staff 4/5

Accessibility 4/4

Total – 69/100