FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Angus Magee]

I think we are getting a bad rep in general lately, not only with the Artemis girls, probably the last of the problems. :-)

Hi Kimino,

As I have said before, the Italians are boisterous. Especially when they arrive en-mass. I personally do not mind. The only time it bothers me is in the bio sauna where I generally go for a bit of peace & quiet. In fact anyone talking sort of bothers me. But then I remember times when I myself have had a chat in the sauna (with you I think-so it was your fault, an Italian-see;-))

Let's face it, if all you guys suddenly stopped coming the girls would find something else to moan about. Like the fact that the Italians stopped arriving.

AM

[Kimino]

I asked her why she was worried? "Italians! " she said. Sorry Italian chums, but you are getting a bad rep with the Artemis girls.

I think we are getting a bad rep in general lately, not only with the Artemis girls, probably the last of the problems. :-)

Is it that bad on weekends? It's quite a long time that I'm not at Artemis on a saturday (or sunday) evening, I'm usually there on weekdays, but I'l be there during a weekend at the end of october.

I don't have problems as I know many of the girls, they know me and in general I learned that many girls know exactly what is going on, who is doing what, how many girls they took etc. etc.

When there's too many italians around playing the assholes and I want to meet a new girl I either speak french or english.

Ciao!

[Nille Copenhagen]

Tja Nille!

I have an early morning flight to catch on 15th, so I will also be there till 5.

Today I ended up going to sleep at 10 (in the place) and they woke me up at 5 AM. That sort of stuff happens after 26 hours of travel. But still was surprised at the number of girls present today (and the quality of them) -- and managed to knock 4 before I passed out.

Hi Wicked Fire,

Damn, my car is not ready, so I can not make it today. I hope to see you on the 28th.

Hav det godt.

Nille

[Wicked Fire]

Hejsa Wicked Fire, I was planning to be at Artemis tonight, but my car is at the garage now, I hope they can finish it tomorrow noon then I'll race to Artemis from Copenhagen. I don't know yet when I'm arriving, but I'll stay until 5am When are you leaving Artemis tomorrow ?

Vi ses.

Nille

Tja Nille!

I have an early morning flight to catch on 15th, so I will also be there till 5.

Today I ended up going to sleep at 10 (in the place) and they woke me up at 5 AM. That sort of stuff happens after 26 hours of travel. But still was surprised at the number of girls present today (and the quality of them) -- and managed to knock 4 before I passed out.

[Polar Beer]

Hello gentlemen!

I came across this forum just a few days ago and have been enjoying reading the various reports, and want to thank you all for your contributions.

So far I had the pleasure of visiting Artemis in June - planning just to go there and ended up with seeing 5 girls, and the experience was so wonderful that I will be returning this week -planning to spend Thursday and Friday there.

Coming from Scandinavia, I am going on there on my own this time, and would really like to meet up with anyone from the forum if anyone is going and would like to meet.

All the best,

PB

[Nille Copenhagen]

Hey man,

Greetings from Artemis!

See you tomorrow.

Hejsa Wicked Fire, I was planning to be at Artemis tonight, but my car is at the garage now, I hope they can finish it tomorrow noon then I'll race to Artemis from Copenhagen. I don't know yet when I'm arriving, but I'll stay until 5am When are you leaving Artemis tomorrow ?

Vi ses.

Nille

[Angus Magee]

thanks for the report traveller uk. i wonder if the greek girl you mention was rosie? she has a beauty mark on her face and as you mention, long dark hair and a very pleasing over all figure. she is actually bulgarian i think but does have at least one greek parent, has lived in greece and speaks the language fluently. so i guess she can call herself greek if she feels to. i had a few sessions with her both at artemis and at a bordello i used to visit some years back. her sessions are good but i found her energy to be too strong for me. that is she seemed to have one speed, full speed ahead. i often prefer my sessions with a bit of a slower pace. but an excellent session.

shiva was one of my first at artemis and she is a great girl. i do think she is one of those girls who actually enjoys herself if the man is to her taste. and she is quite a horny girl who, as you mention, is open to all.

anyway, will post this in the rof d thread,

am

[Wicked Fire]

Tuesday - pm me if you want to meet.

Charlie

Hey man,

Greetings from Artemis! I don't have PM access. But I will be there the whole day. Try finding an Indian guy who wears a towel instead of a bathrobe.

See you tomorrow.

[Traveller Uk]

An early flight saw me arrive at Artemis at 11. 30 am. As I paid I noticed that there was another Englishman in reception. Unusual in my experience. I hear quite alot of English spoken at Artemis but normally because this is a lingua franca of the different nationalities. This was the first chap from Blighty that I had actually seen in the place.

It was a quiet start, the ladies sharking around looking for new blood. I got chatting to the the new guy, who was friendly. I briefed him on dos and donts and the "must dos" and the "avoids".

I had arrived with a determination to be targetted in my approach, using reviews to pick the right ladies. I was also in a brunette kind of mood.

So my first punt as a blonde who jumped me in the downstairs kino! Melissa, I think. OK in a slightly horsey sort of way. It was dark in the kino and she does have a nice bod. Quick blow job in the kino and off to a room to finish off. Good fun, nothing inspiring. Back to the plan.

I hung about in one my usual spots, the top of the stairs at the entrance to the bar. I spot the girls that are arriving and look at those that are coming down from the rooms. I try and read the body language, was a good time had by all?

On my last visit I had spotted a lovely Czech brunette, hair tied in a pony tail that ran down to the small of her back. Cute with big brown eyes. Mia, I think was her name. I didn't try her then but decided now was the time. Up to a room, nice KWT and DATY, a number of positions were accomodated. Afterwards we had a nice chat about her experience in London. She tends to work the place with a focus, friendly but she doesn't engage in chit chat if she knows you are not going to indulge.

It was time for dinner. Todays offering was excellent. Pork in a sauce, mash potatoes and cauliflower.

The place was still quiet into the early evening, one of the girls noted that they were "waiting for the italian planes to arrive". I asked if this was good or bad. "Both" she said with a bit of a grimace. Sure enough, the Italians did arrive and the place got noisier and busier.

I had spotted a beautiful brunette with big brown eyes and long wavy hair. A Greek as it turned out, can't remember her name, but her service was good, although no KWT.

I chatted the to the other English guy. He was experiencing a familiar dilemma. He had a plane to catch, wanted to see one last girl but had a number of options and couldn't make up his mind and the time was passing by. Been there, done that.

I finished with Ruby. A very busty, pretty Hungarian, wearing a black basque that enhanced her figure. In the room Ruby lectured me about not coming in mouth if I didn't was to pay "come in mouth, you pay, OK?! ". I asked her why she was worried? "Italians! " she said. Sorry Italian chums, but you are getting a bad rep with the Artemis girls. My time with Ruby was good, she is a lovely girl, although a little to assertive for my tastes.

It was 10pm, I was tired as so changed and walked to the IBIS Mitte for a good nights sleep.

Sundays I particularly like at Artemis. You get an older client group who are mostly local and seem to know many of the ladies. The ladies seem more chilled out and willing to chat. I had breakfast and sat in the kino until Shiva walked in. A small Czech lady with an impressive bust. She has long dark hair and I guess what some would call a Gypsy look. Last time she had accused me of "only liking blondes". I decided to prove her wrong. A wild time was had, Shiva is happy with most things and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.

Then an hour or so in the downstairs bar, reading with a cup of coffee. I saw something fly past my face and I made a grab. For once I caught the insect and in my hand was a squashed mosquito. I have complained of insect bites before but this was the first time I have had evidence. I think that they come in through the open side door. They must breed by the railway line as they do in London. I now have 6 bites on my legs. Be warned.

I had spotted a very pretty oriental girl, young and petite. She seemed quite shy as she wouldn't make eye contact. Today I approached her directly. I asked her name, "Moona" she replied sullenly, still not making eye contact. I asked how she was, "Fine" she replied sullenly, still not making eye contact. I gave up at that point. I am afraid that Moona isn't shy but she is rude. I would be interested to hear if anybody has had experience of her. Her attitude in the bar did not bode well for a good performance in a room

A quick swim and time for some fun. Having read the reviews of Natasha and spotted her yesterday I was happy to see that the lady had arrived by mid afternoon. Like Kimino I enjoyed an hour of her geisha-like attention. Fantastic, I honestly thought that I could offer no more and afterwards sat in the upstairs bar feeling somewhat stunned. After half an hour I spotted Shelby on the other side of the bar. Huge breasts restrained in a net top, cute face, long brown hair with ginger high-lights. I felt a stirring, walked over and away we went. Shelby is a marvel, young and gorgeous but with a full on service. I was very happy as she revived my flagging body and coaxed one last effort from me. Shelby is to be recommended.

At 6 I left for my flight home. I had told Shelby that I had been at Artemis all weekend, she laughed and said that I must like it alot. I replied that I did. She then said, "For men with money it is Paradise". How true.

[Kimino]

Wednesday

This report is a direct follow on from my





After a couple of refusals I got talking with Liz – loads of piercings, not sure of nationality. We headed upstairs and I had a lot of fun. An awesome BBBJ that I had to keep interrupting to keep from finishing early and after a handful of positions a mind blowing orgasm in doggie. We had a little chat afterwards then headed back to the money locker for payment. Great girl.

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Totally agree, she is german, from berlin.
The fact that you are giving names that don't click me nothing makes me think we have very different tastes (but Liz goes against this theory) or that there is really a lot of girls we both have to test, which is good!
Thx for the report!

[Charlie 123]

Two more days and then I am in the Big-A! Anyone else who will be there on Monday or Tuesday?

Tuesday - pm me if you want to meet.

Charlie

[SuppenHuhn]

@Banner123

Thank you for you report.

I read that Jenna still works in Artemis and I hope to see her the next days. In oppostite to you I like her face very much. You are right that she uses much makeup but I like it.

Another lovely girl I met last time in Artemis was Priscilla (I think her accent was from Germany). I was lying on the couch nearby wellness and she was talking with another man. I have had not the best feeeling about her service but I like her body. Does anybody knows her and her service?

See you,

Suppenhuhn

[Banner123]

Wednesday

This report is a direct follow on from my report of my first P4P experience at Kamilla Dee, which I've posted in the Berlin thread. Basically, I had such a good time at KD I went straight to the Artemis.

I won't go into the details of how to get to the club as Angus Magee and others have already covered this is great detail; train to Westkruz, out onto the main road, turn left, cross the train tracks and you're there.

After losing my P4P cherry I was really in the mood for some more sex. I was in two minds about going straight to the Artemes but if things didn't work out all I'd lost was the entry fee. I walked from the station to the club. At the reception desk I was asked was it my first visit, I replied that it was and was given a brief description of the prices and the money lockers arrangement. This was my first visit but I'd read about it so often I felt like I knew the setup off by heart. I got my robe, left my money and watch in the safe and got changed. I took a deep breath and went out into the main area. Despite what I'd read about the way the club works nothing could really have prepared me for what I saw. It was underwear night so the girls were all wearing swimsuits, bra/panties sets or tiny dresses. It was a scene straight from everyman's fantasy. Women of all shapes, sizes and colours walking about making eye contact with every guy in the place. I grabbed a drink and did a tour of the club, downstairs to the health area then back to the main bar. After knocking back a few girls I decided it was time to make a choice.

After a brief chat with Kacey/Jacey (not 100% on her name) to make sure what I wanted to do was OK – kissing, eating her pussy and sucking on her tits before sex, we headed upstairs. She was wearing a tiny dress with buckles on the front that her beautiful tits were threatening to burst out of, once we hit the room the dress hit the floor. This was a fairly straight encounter; BBBJ/HJ, I went down on her for a while before getting rubbered up. We fucked in the standard positions and finished doggie. This was my third orgasm of the day so it took some serious pounding to finish but the sight of her perfect body in the mirrored walls got me over the edge. We had a few minutes left but I put my robe on and headed down to the locked area and paid. 60 euro very well spent and a great start to my Artemis experience.

I needed a good rest so I grabbed some more drinks and just basked in the atmosphere and watched the beautiful women glide by. I grabbed a quick sauna, took on some more water and looked for my next girl.

Again, I'm not 100% on the name but I think this girl was called Pia or maybe Petra. She's German, long blonde hair and has an absolutely perfect set of real tits. I asked the same question again but was told she didn't kiss – I thought about just saying thank you and moving on but I had to have a go on those tits. So we headed upstairs. I'm glad I didn't let the lack of kissing make me walk away from this session as I had a great time. I could easily have spent the entire session just playing and sucking on her boobs – they were amazing. Much like my first girl I bagged it and after hitting all the standard positions I finished in missionary. Another 60 euro very well spent.

I was wiped out and decided to call it a night. I had a quick shower and got back onto the excellent public transport system and home to my hotel where I slept like a baby. What a great day.

Thursday

After having such a great time on Wednesday I decided to treat myself to another day at the Artemis. I hit the club at about 13. 30. The difference to the previous night was vast. There were only a few guys there and maybe 30 girls (all naked now) the music was much slower and more to my taste. As an aside I'm not sure what type of music I expected to hear in a brothel but I certainly wasn't expecting to hear The Smiths!

I knew the lay of the land as this was my second visit. I grabbed a drink and sat down to enjoy the sight of dozens of stunning women walking about naked.

After a couple of refusals I got talking with Liz – loads of piercings, not sure of nationality. We headed upstairs and I had a lot of fun. An awesome BBBJ that I had to keep interrupting to keep from finishing early and after a handful of positions a mind blowing orgasm in doggie. We had a little chat afterwards then headed back to the money locker for payment. Great girl.

I took it easy for a while before looking for my next session. One girl kept catching my eye as she circulated – long black hair with a straight fringe, a few tattoos and absolutely massive, natural (to my untrained eye) tits. I stopped her and we had a chat, she told me her name was Shelby from the Czech Republic and we grabbed a room.

Shelby would turn out to be the highlight of my P4P experiences in Berlin. She took off the fishnet boobtube she was wearing and I'm sure my eyes bulged out like a cartoon character when her tits bounced free. They were truly amazing. After playing with them for an age, bouncing my cock off them and sliding it between them she started on the blow job. This easily ranks as the best blow job I've ever had, the pace and pressure applied was perfect and she maintained eye contact through out. Incredible. I asked for a condom and she did something I've seen in films but never experienced in real life: she took the rubber out of it's packed and put it in her mouth, then put it onto my cock using her mouth. I loved it. The sex was incredible and sight of Shelby looking over her shoulder urging me to fuck her harder in doggie style is a sight that will stay with me for a long, long time. After finishing I had to go back to those tits for a few minutes before heading back to the money locker. I tipped her 10 on top of the 60 because this was one of the best sexual experiences of my life. Wow.

My final girl was Jenna. She doesn't have the prettiest face and wears too much make up but I was captivated by her MASSIVE fake tits and I had to have a turn on them. This was a fine session, her tits were a lot of fun and she was very vocal but I was getting tired and I think I was slightly spoiled by my time with Shelby. Worth the 60 euro for sure but I wish I'd taken a little bit more time to recover.

That brought an end to my time at the club. I told the (very cute) girl at reception that I wanted to return later that night, she took my name and wrote down my locked number for me but in the end I didn't go back. I just didn't have time.

I had an amazing time in my 2 days at the club. It really is an amazing facility and the women are an absolute delight. I preferred the Thursday afternoon I spent there; the music was more to my tastes, there were fewer guys and the atmosphere seemed more relaxed. Once I relaxed I was able to soon get into the swing of things. I will definitely be back but I'll have to start saving again as money is a bit tight these days.

Let me finish up by saying thank you to everyone who takes the time to write reports (especially Angus Magee) as they inspired me to take this leap into the P4P World. My eyes have been opened and I'll certainly be back.

[Kimino]

Kimino,

Thanks for the detailed report. Natasha sounds like a real gem. I've just put her on my TDL for my next visit. Cheers.

Great woof woof!
Looking forward to know if she meets your taste. Really don't know how she couldn't :-)
Then try to identify Liz and Elena, if they turn you on, I'm sure they won't disappoint you in the room.

Ah, btw, I'm always gentle and sweet with the girls (at least joyful), so all my reports are based on their interaction with someone having this attitude. Think it's important to note.

Ciao

[Angus Magee]

I have a great app for my human computer (downloaded before I was born) called ilost. It leads me down blind alleys and cul-de-sacs then gives me a raspberry, reminding me that being lost can be fun.

As a sailor I used to make use of all manner of technological marvels. I also learned how to read a chart, dead reckoning and the use of a sextant. Just in case my iPhone was dropped in the drink or was stolen by gypsies.

I am no luddite, but it was being lost that lead me to this hobby in the first place. In the end lost is a state of mind.

When I do start harvesting my crop of cash I am sure an iPhone and full app library will be welcome. I will, however turn it off from time to time and just wander.

AM